Best NBA Nicknames - Current Players

[VI_Massive]

Your faves?

No initial or last name combos (e.g. CP3, AI, KG), I'm talking about real nicknames.

My current fave is Big Baby, and I swear I was going to write this before he hit that shot. I've been watching the game on DVR and was thinking about writing this thread before the end of the game. Didn't want to log on and have it spoiled.

Anyways, what are your faves?

[sexinthatsx]

-Daniel "Boobie" Gibson
-"The Flash" Dwyane Wade
-"Superman" Dwight howard

FAVORITE:
not really a real nickname, but....
GIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBIIIII ILLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

[Lars]

The truth
The answer

[monosylab1k]

Gerald "G-Money" Green

[kamikazi_player]

The Big Fundamental
The Big Ticket
Shooter

[kamikazi_player]

Oh yeah, I forgot the Kobe stopper

[Nocioni]

the king

[wireonfire]

Ming "Dynasty"

[DAF86]

I know you said: "No initial or last name combos (e.g. CP3, AI, KG)"

But AK-47 is by far the best in the history of the league. I wonder if his agent or somebody told him to get that number so that he could get the nickname.

[baseline bum]

Skip to my Lou

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The Truth
Corey "Bad Porn" Maggette
Birdman
Darko "The Human Victory Cigar" Millicic
Brian "The Boston Celtics' Mascot" Scalabrine
The Vanilla Gorilla Przybilla
Steve "Corn Beef Hash" Nash (given by Jim Jones)

[Chieflion]

Kevin "Flight 35" Durant
Andrea Beastnani
Anthony "Magic" Randolph

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Andrea Beastnani

That's the dumbest most stupid nickname ever. Andrea BUSTnani is way more accurate and better.

[jazzypimp]

MATT "CROTCH ROCKET" Bonner

[jazzypimp]

Brian "you stole my lucky charms" scalabrine

[dirk4mvp]

Orange Juice Mayonnaise

[stretch]

"Flyin" Ryan Bowen

The "Germinator"

[Summers]

-Daniel "Boobie" Gibson
-"The Flash" Dwyane Wade
-"Superman" Dwight howard

FAVORITE:
not really a real nickname, but....
GIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBIIIII ILLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I guess I like "The Flash". It's cool.

"Superman" reminds me of one of those Adidas commercials where they get a bunch of guys together and Howard said to KG (I think) "They call me Superman." And KG says, "I'm gonna call you Dwight." :lol

And don't forget "The Parisian Torpedo"!

[LeCrab]

"The Rapist"
"McFailure"
"D-Whistle"
Rudy "Rimjob" Gay
Greg "Grandpappy" Olden
Kevin "The Big Barker" Garnett
And mine of course, "The Traveler"

[Girasuck]

You know you have an awesome nickname when an announcer calls you by your nickname instead of your real name during a broadcast. AK-47 and Big Baby would be at the top of my list.

[LnGrrrR]

I love LeCrab's signature.

[ManuTP9]

the king

agreed

[Hornets1]

#1. Agent Zero
#2. The Black Mamba
#3. Mr. Big Shot

[lurker]

"White Magic" Dragic

[LakerHater]

#2. The Black Mamba


I don't like when players name themselves, like Sasha Vujacic callin himself the machine :lol or Ruben Patterson callin himself the Kobe stopper!!
:rolleyes

[djohn2oo8]

Tru Warrior

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

"White Magic" Dragic

That's not really an official nickname. I made it up to piss my friend off by saying Goran "White Magic" Dragic is better than Nash......which he is.

[benefactor]

Capt. Jack

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Capt. Jack

I like "Action Jack" more cause of his off-court habits.

[Indazone]

That's Tru Warier

[Red Hawk #21]

King James
Birdman Andersen

[MavDynasty]

Matt "The Fire Crotch" Bonner

[Udokafan05]

The Admiral

[The TroutBum]

I doubt outside of Utah anyone knows it, but locally, Paul Milsap is simply known as Mansap. He's got real sticky hands.

[BruceBowenFan]

Bruce"Rash"Bowen courtesy of sean elliott

[VI_Massive]

Von "Nilla" Wafer.

[Chieflion]

That's the dumbest most stupid nickname ever. Andrea BUSTnani is way more accurate and better.
At least he is a smart basketball player who shoots over 40% from three, 15 points a game, grabs a few boards, blocks some shots, attempts to play some defense, not like Amare Stoude'mire.