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Blake
05-11-2009, 09:06 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/images/520281/0_61_robot_saya_320.jpg


Robot Teacher Makes Debut at Japanese School
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

In what could be a harbinger of the future, elementary-school students in Tokyo are being taught by a robot.

Saya is the result of 15 years of research and is being tested as a teacher after working as a receptionist.

She — or it — is multilingual, can organize set tasks for pupils, call the roll and get angry when the kids misbehave.

Saya is just one example of Japan's determination to put a robot in every home by 2015.

The robot was originally developed for companies who want to cut costs by replacing office workers such as secretaries and receptionists with an android that had a range of human expressions.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,508184,00.html

CosmicCowboy
05-11-2009, 09:09 AM
You KNOW what those Jap pervs are REALLY trying to perfect...LOL

ORION
05-11-2009, 09:10 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/images/520281/0_61_robot_saya_320.jpg

Great! Now I'm going to have to take a robot sexual harassment training course.

TheThinkingMan
05-11-2009, 09:12 AM
http://boulderspace.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/danger1.jpg

SpursStalker
05-11-2009, 09:13 AM
Great! Now I'm going to have to take a robot sexual harassment training course.

:lmao

Blake
05-11-2009, 09:19 AM
Great! Now I'm going to have to take a robot sexual harassment training course.

I didn't know they offered courses training you how to get a robot to sexually harass you.

let me know how it goes.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-11-2009, 09:21 AM
If they can program the thing not to fuck its students then I can see the applications for this technology.

ORION
05-11-2009, 09:24 AM
I didn't know they offered courses training you how to get a robot to sexually harass you.

let me know how it goes.
Are you kidding !? The coffee maker didn't want me to use a filter this morning. It said it want to "feel" it.

Summers
05-11-2009, 09:34 AM
I didn't know they offered courses training you how to get a robot to sexually harass you.

let me know how it goes.

Let me know when robots are males.

As for robot teachers, really stupid idea.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-11-2009, 09:36 AM
Are you kidding !? The coffee maker didn't want me to use a filter this morning. It said it want to "feel" it.

:rollin Mr. Coffee is into barebacking.

Blake
05-11-2009, 09:41 AM
Let me know when robots are males.

you don't watch many movies or much TV, do you...


As for robot teachers, really stupid idea.

I don't know....maybe one day it might be a good idea....

as of now though, it wouldn't last 5 minutes on a west side campus.

I wonder if a teacher was "stolen" by the kids if it would be considered kidnapping or theft

Blake
05-11-2009, 09:42 AM
Are you kidding !? The coffee maker didn't want me to use a filter this morning. It said it want to "feel" it.

"I don't know how to quit you, coffee maker"

Summers
05-11-2009, 09:46 AM
you don't watch many movies or much TV, do you...





Actually, I was thinking specifically of the "love machine" that looks like Jude Law in AI. I would buy one of those.

mrsmaalox
05-11-2009, 09:47 AM
Creepy.

Blake
05-11-2009, 09:54 AM
Actually, I was thinking specifically of the "love machine" that looks like Jude Law in AI. I would buy one of those.

does randomguy know this?

Summers
05-11-2009, 10:11 AM
does randomguy know this?

That and all the other toys I keep in a box in the closet.

Blake
05-11-2009, 10:20 AM
That and all the other toys I keep in a box in the closet.

holy cow. I just spit coffee on my screen.

ShoogarBear
05-11-2009, 11:08 AM
If they can program the thing not to fuck its students then I can see the applications for this technology.

If they can program this thing to fuck its students then I can see the applications for this technology, too.

ShoogarBear
05-11-2009, 11:09 AM
Are you kidding !? The coffee maker didn't want me to use a filter this morning. It said it want to "feel" it.

Decaf, my man.

ORION
05-11-2009, 11:17 AM
Decaf, my man.

Dude, don't talk about my ruca like that.

Cry Havoc
05-11-2009, 11:33 AM
http://urgh.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/darkhelmet.jpg

I bet she gives great helmet.

Blake
05-11-2009, 12:37 PM
Oh good, the Japanese are programming angry robots

I think I also read that they are trying to install the robots with laser beam eyes and razor sharp throwing stars, but I could be wrong.

Bender
05-11-2009, 01:44 PM
yeah... but is it even anatomically correct?

and if it is, when will they be available to the general public?

mrsmaalox
05-11-2009, 01:48 PM
yeah... but is it even anatomically correct?

and if it is, when will they be available to the general public?

You gonna have a little "home schooling"? ;)

whottt
05-11-2009, 01:49 PM
She looks like that leeech spitting puppet from Puppet Master...

http://www.dlisted.com/files/leechwomanhotslut.jpg
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/puppetmaster-leech-puke.jpg

whottt
05-11-2009, 01:53 PM
While we're at it...am I the only person that thinks Artest looks kinda like this guy:

http://www.charlesband.com/wordpress/wp-content/pinhead-head-ed.jpg
http://blogs.suburbanchicagonews.com/sportsbeacon/Ron%20Ron.jpg


Resemblance was stronger when he had his head shaved.

PM5K
05-11-2009, 02:22 PM
You'd think if they can make a robot that does all of that shit that they'd also be able to make one that doesn't look creepy as fuck, but apparently not.

Borosai
05-11-2009, 04:22 PM
I wonder if it wears stockings and slowly crosses its legs, revealing a healthy patch of robofur covering its robosnatch.

Bukefal
05-11-2009, 04:45 PM
Unbelievable, I cant seem to understand why japanese and koreans want more to live in an artificial world than the real world. That's sick. Dressing as puppets, plastic dogs and cats, robot friends, WTF?! :bang

lefty
05-11-2009, 05:43 PM
:hitit:

Summers
05-11-2009, 07:37 PM
She looks like that leeech spitting puppet from Puppet Master...

http://www.dlisted.com/files/leechwomanhotslut.jpg
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/puppetmaster-leech-puke.jpg

Thanks. I'm gonna add that to my life of movies I will never ever see.

lefty
05-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Thanks. I'm gonna add that to my life of movies I will never ever see.
:lmao

MiamiHeat
05-11-2009, 09:24 PM
but what are we going to do when all our of house robots turn on us?

will they have Will Smith and John Connor on speed dial?

lefty
05-11-2009, 09:24 PM
Kanye West already has one .............

http://www.johnnyikon.com/data/articles/2009/02/2043/Picture2.png

Bukefal
05-14-2009, 02:26 PM
:lmao

BWS-1994
05-14-2009, 02:48 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/images/520281/0_61_robot_saya_320.jpg

Cost cutting? I wonder how much each, and the maintenance, would cost.

Can't help but remember The Matrix...