im calling it now

[stretch]

mavs in 7

[Yuushi12]

anyone can dream

[hater]

hawks in 7. I am calling it now.

[stretch]

not a dream

a reality

mavs have had history made on them too many times. its now their time to make history.

[hater]

my prediction has as much chance of happening as yours.

[E20]

yeah i don't particularly like the nuggets. so i'm hoping mavs would win, but i don't know lol

[clambake]

mavs in 7

in what year and who are they playing?

[stretch]

my prediction has as much chance of happening as yours.

but your a fag so your prediction fails

[DPG21920]

This needs a mav fan intervention.

[stretch]

in what year and who are they playing?

2009

Denver Nuggets

the 4 game win streak begins TONIGHT

[hater]

This needs a mav fan intervention.

:lol

[DPG21920]

See this is setting yourself up for a fail. Not a DrHouse kind of fail, but a fail none-the-less.

[hater]

but your a fag so your prediction fails

yours fails just because it's really, really dumb

[Blake]

mavs in 7

mavs 2009 champs*!

[stretch]

the haters can all eat a bag of dicks

[DPG21920]

I C Dirk4mvp...U R ALL F'd

[hater]

salted or unsalted?

[ehz33satx]

mavs in 7

Considering your teams past forays into the playoffs, I highly doubt that. Your Dirk Nowinski and his Mavericks have shown time and again they can't ever actually seal the deal, setting epic standards in losing.

[stretch]

Considering your teams past forays into the playoffs, I highly doubt that. Your Dirk Nowinski and his Mavericks have shown time and again they can't ever actually seal the deal, setting epic standards in losing.

lol, see 2006 game 7 vs. Spurs

[ehz33satx]

lol, see 2006 game 7 vs. Spurs

But did that season end in a Larry O'Brien trophy being displayed in the AAC trophy case? No it did not. I recall that season ended in epic disaster to the Miami Heat 4-2, after being up 2-0. Epic.

[Blake]

mavs in 7

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00VBdawhlGYEzgM/Fitness-Exercise-Bike-Magnetic-Bike-HG-5017-.jpg

I hope you are right. After the nuggets won, Dirk turned off the lights and touched me in my naughty spots. I feel so dirty.

[Basketballgirl25]

not a dream

a reality

mavs have had history made on them too many times. its now their time to make history.

well instead on winning how about Mavs make history by Cuban selling the team, that would be so much better. I'll be able to respect them then, can't respect them with Cuban, he makes me want to watch baseball instead

[ehz33satx]

lol, see 2006 game 7 vs. Spurs

So it's cool with Mavs fans that they may never win their coveted NBA Championship trophy? But hey you beat the Spurs 2006 game 7! Aim for higher my young brother!

[iggypop123]

for this to be true you woud need melo, martin, smith, birdman to have DUI's at teh same time. so there is hope

[stretch]

But did that season end in a Larry O'Brien trophy being displayed in the AAC trophy case? No it did not. I recall that season ended in epic disaster to the Miami Heat 4-2, after being up 2-0. Epic.


So it's cool with Mavs fans that they may never win their coveted NBA Championship trophy? But hey you beat the Spurs 2006 game 7! Aim for higher my young brother!

lol, missed point

[stretch]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00VBdawhlGYEzgM/Fitness-Exercise-Bike-Magnetic-Bike-HG-5017-.jpg

I hope you are right. After the nuggets won, Dirk turned off the lights and touched me in my naughty spots. I feel so dirty.

fucking lame

[ElNono]

mavs in 7

Backdoor motherfucking sweep!!!!

America, fuck yeah!

[ehz33satx]

The Dallas Mavericks will ALWAYS be JV, second place, little brother, also rans, lowered tiered, a step back AND if your not first your last! A group of lions takes down a cape buffalo. Some lions, like the Spurs, always eat first till they are full. While other lions, like the Mavs, get the leftovers or don't eat at all.

[BUMP]

The Dallas Mavericks will ALWAYS be JV, second place, little brother, also rans, lowered tiered, a step back AND if your not first your last! A group of lions takes down a cape buffalo. Some lions, like the Spurs, always eat first till they are full. While other lions, like the Mavs, get the leftovers or don't eat at all.

What are the Spurs up to these days?

[Blake]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00VBdawhlGYEzgM/Fitness-Exercise-Bike-Magnetic-Bike-HG-5017-.jpg

now I'm stuck in a hole that dirk threw me into. I told him that I wanna see my mommy.

he told me "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

[stretch]

blake deserves to be banned due to extreme lameness.

[ehz33satx]

What are the Spurs up to these days?

Kicking back with 4 NBA Championships in their pocket. Good luck on winning one of your own!

[DPG21920]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00VBdawhlGYEzgM/Fitness-Exercise-Bike-Magnetic-Bike-HG-5017-.jpg

now I'm stuck in a hole that dirk threw me into. I told him that I wanna see my mommy.

he told me "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

I do not even know why that made me laugh.

[Blake]

blake deserves to be banned due to extreme lameness.

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00VBdawhlGYEzgM/Fitness-Exercise-Bike-Magnetic-Bike-HG-5017-.jpg

...then dirk spit on his hands, lifted my seat up and did some things I can't even mention in a huge focking fail of a mavs thread.........

then he said " I wish I knew how to quit you, e-bike" and began to backdoor sweep me

he's obviously a focking liar and a fag

[Morg1411]

Great thread. I've said before that Mavs fans are the funniest motherfuckers on these boards. You guys always make me laugh.

[urunobili]

Great thread. I've said before that Mavs fans are the funniest motherfuckers on these boards. You guys always make me laugh.

Is it well said in English this way: "Brown Noser"? :lol

[Morg1411]

Is it well said in English this way: "Brown Noser"? :lol

I think you missed the point.

[dirk4mvp]

Who's lamer between Blake and johnsmith?

[stretch]

blake, definitely

[Blake]

mavs fans that call mavs in 7 out of boredom are below lame

[Blake]

lol, focking butthurt mav fans

[dirk4mvp]

When's the last time someone laughed at one of those exercise bike jokes?

[Blake]

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00VBdawhlGYEzgM/Fitness-Exercise-Bike-Magnetic-Bike-HG-5017-.jpg

turtlehead: What do you want to do now?
dirk: [grinning] That bike's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
turtlehead: Ain't that the truth.
dirk: You gonna do some prayin' for me, bike. And you better pray real good.

[Blake]

When's the last time someone laughed at one of those exercise bike jokes?

I laugh at my own movie jokes

lol, butthurt mav fans

[Blake]

When's the last time someone laughed at one of those exercise bike jokes?


I do not even know why that made me laugh.

that's 2.

lol, butthurt mav fans

[DPG21920]

In all fairness, I did not know why I was laughing.

[johnsmith]

Who's lamer between Blake and johnsmith?

Your feelings are really hurt over all this aren't they? I thought you of all people would take this well like the way stretch did and just fire back at me, but you went all personal and shit.

[Blake]

In all fairness, I did not know why I was laughing.

in all fairness, I don't know why you were laughing either.

[jack sommerset]

This series is sooooooooooo OVER. I like the Mavs but they are not coming back from 3 down. If they did it would erase the past 3 years choke jobs. They did beat the 16th best team in the league, the Spews in first round.

[Blake]

Always a great rebuttal when it comes to this guy...:lol Classless just like the fans and owner. Mavs in 7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol:lol:lol

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

wow you suck.

[ManuTP9]

bullshit

[Ghazi]

That's what dirk4mvp and his minions do b/c they know you are right and can't say shit about their loser team. yeah they beat the Spurs, good for them. No Manu and 1/2 a Duncan...more power to you.

HALF a Duncan?

[ManuTP9]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:rollin:rollin :rollin:rollin:blah:blah:blah

[mavs>spurs2]

LOL, prediction

[LakerHater]

Can you hear the fat lady warming up!?

[BandWagon Cavs Fan]

Nice dunk kmart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sean Cagney]

Like your name this was a stretch.... Nice try though I see threads like this every year from fans when their team is down 3-1, guess you got nothing to lose by making them. IF ONE ever does come true you or who did it though is a genious and psychic :rollin

[Sean Cagney]

This series is sooooooooooo OVER. I like the Mavs but they are not coming back from 3 down. If they did it would erase the past 3 years choke jobs. They did beat the 16th best team in the league, the Spews in first round.
Yeah only because they were banged up, if healthy they are better than your Rockettes team who FINALLY GET OUTTA ROUND ONE for the first time since what 98? GOOD LORD!