How Tall is God?

[Red Hawk #21]

Ok Im on and off with God. I'm not sure if he exists or not. I'm sure of one thing though- Devils and demons definetely exist. But anyway, Lets assume there is a God - how tall do you think he would be? At first, when I thought of it- I thought God would be about 6'8. But even though 6'8 is very tall(Huge in fact), there are many men that are still taller than that. If God was 7'0 he would be even more huge but there would still be men taller than that. I don't think God would create men that would tower over him would he? Like, he would have to show he's the boss by towering over humans. And I've heard things like "God is a jealous God" so I think he would be taller than anyone he made. So Lets say God was 8'0 feet tall. I don't know if there's any Human taller than that. But if he was 8'0 tall wouldn't that look strange? People that tall just don't seem to look right. No offense to anyone if they're 8'0 around these parts lol. But anway I have no idea. Give me your thoughts, anyone thing there is a chance God is a 5 footer?

[BacktoBasics]

sequ seems to believe in a 4'11'' god.

[Blake]

how tall is manny?

[CuckingFunt]

God is 10' tall.

But he's hung like a gnat.

[Blake]

God is 10' tall.

But he's hung like a gnat.

poor Mary.

[SA210]

I don't think it would matter. Noone can see him and live.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

God is 10' tall.

But he's hung like a gnat.

Sounds about right. If He could get a girl pregnant without her ever knowing He was there then you know He's no Dirk Diggler.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

God is as tall as he chooses to be.












Next question.

[Borosai]

God is as tall as your imagination allows.

[Wild Cobra]

It's simple. The number of man is 6, and man is normally 6 ft. tall. The number of God is 7. It stands to reason that God is about 7 ft. tall...

[marini martini]

I guess no one here is a mason!:rolleyes

[E20]

That'd be pretty cool if God was 100000000000000000x smaller than the smallest sub-atomic particle. But I don't think you can attribute human qualities to god.

[BlackSwordsMan]

god is about 7 inches tall because he lives in your heart
amen

[pawe]

god is about 7 inches tall because he lives in your heart
amen

Very well played!

[Rapper]

6'11" 270lbs

[TDMVPDPOY]

god?

yeh he in nbalive 7'6 350pounds, 99 rating for all stats.....

and if you put him on a team full of scrubs he will avg 50ppg+ 19rpg+ 11apg+ 5bpg+ 3spg+ on simulation lol.....

[Rogue]

god?

yeh he in nbalive 7'6 350pounds, 99 rating for all stats.....

and if you put him on a team full of scrubs he will avg 50ppg+ 19rpg+ 11apg+ 5bpg+ 3spg+ on simulation lol.....
Usted es un idiota. Eso 7'6 grando pedazo de mierda no puede hacer mierda.

[SA210]

I don't think it would matter. Noone can see him and live.