Dumbest quotes ever

[Artest93]

Bill Worrell: Ok Clyde, Rockets have the ball, down 1 against the spurs.
Clyde Drexler: " Yeah, I think they're going for the win" :downspin:

Clyde : "It's like clubbing baby seals"

[Artest93]

Clyde: "if the rockets can score more points than the opposition, they should win this game"

[TwinTowers]

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

[iggypop123]

Ralph Lawler: Oh Oh Magette-o

[Armando]

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece





:lol

[iggypop123]

"We are the goodest." - Shaq ESPN interview

[JamStone]

Artest and Kobe fight, You know which one Kobe is:
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/30jul19-considered-yourself-owned.jpg

I might be thinking something different, but I would assume the bull is Kobe because the bull is trying to get into the ass.

[lurker]

You can't control what the ball do. It's crazy, man. Y'all hilarious.

[lefty]

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:roll in:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Kai]

Bill Worrell: Ok Clyde, Rockets have the ball, down 1 against the spurs.
Clyde Drexler: " Yeah, I think they're going for the win" :downspin:


You took that out of context. We had like 16 seconds to go, down one, with the ball. Clyde was saying that we should hold the ball and take the last shot of the game, going for the win, rather than trying to score fast and play defense if we took the lead.

[endrity]

Ain't nobody think we could get no win but us - Kenyon Martin

[JamStone]

"We make a lot of money but we spend a lot of money." ~Chewing

On the NBA implementing a dress code for their players: "I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes." ~Cambyman

[pauls931]

"My penis is so long, it stretches from A to Z on my keyboard" - Mark Cuban

[The TroutBum]

"Jazz in six" -- that one dumbass Spurs fan.

[djohn2oo8]

"Were going to turn this franchise around 360 degrees!!!"
Jason Kidd when he was drafted by Dallas as the 2nd pick overall at the 1994 draft.

[djohn2oo8]

Don Nelson on Dirk Nowitzki's new crew cut:

"I didn't know he was that ugly. I thought he was a pretty good looking fella when he had hair, but, oh my goodness, did that bring out all his bad features or what. He's going to be single all the rest of his life!"

[djohn2oo8]

"Unstoppable, baby!"
-Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay-up during a 29-point loss.

[Jacob1983]

"That's child's abuse" Matt Pinto referring to Chris Childs after he made a shot.

[Tacker]

Charles Barkley to one of his teammates: How much do I get fined for hitting someone
Teammate: Maybe about 50k
Charles Barkley: Ok its worth it

[Spursfan092120]

LMAO..Dirk Nowitzki..right now.
"Yeah..we had to get this win..we didn't want to go home."
After winning game 4..in DALLAS.

[Spursfan092120]

WHAT THE FUCK! :lmfao
Boris Diaw = Beethoven? LOL..classic.

[Rogue]

Estoy un mudo asno

Tiene usted razon

Estoy un pedazo de mierda

usted esta de nuevo a la derecha


Estoy un hijo de puta

exactamente

[lefty]

" Why do people say all babies are beautiful ?

If there are so many ugly people, how can all babies be beautiful ? "



- Sir Charles

[sribb43]

KG: "Anything is Possibbbbbbbblllllllllllllleeeeeeeee"

[Caltex2]

"We make a lot of money but we spend a lot of money." ~Chewing

On the NBA implementing a dress code for their players: "I don't see it happening unless every NBA player is given a stipend to buy clothes." ~Cambyman

As funny as it is, he was right. They have a lot of big bills. Your house note(s), car note(s), and everything else is going to be bigger if you play in pro sports because you assume you're going to have enough money to pay for it all.

Latrell Sprewell needing to help feed his family on the other hand...

[Caltex2]

"My penis is so long, it stretches from A to Z on my keyboard" - Mark Cuban

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

"I haven't had my gorilla game all season, I'm going to start reminding people of my gorilla game," - Amare Tardemire



The game he played after that quote he had a career night of four points and 0-7 from the field.

[hater]

“That's gonna be fun, ... I love the tension. I love when everything's going wrong ... In the NBA, they don't promote guys like me. They like guys who like Cheerios, good guys. But I find a way to promote myself.”

“I mean, last season, I was 24 going on 25. Now, I am 25 going on 26. You grow up, you make mistakes and you learn from that. I am trying not to make the same mistakes.” :lol

“They have to find a better definition of the ball in the stands.”

"Fortunately beer doesn't harm your eyes, you can just whipe it out."

"I've been in the stands before..."

"Brandon Roy is the best player I've played against."

"I'm growing up, maturing, but at the same time I'm hood forever"

"Stay focused and stay away from unknown females." :lmao

"When you train dogs to fight, someone could really get hurt or die just from snappin'." - RonRon in a PETA add

[TwinTowers]

"The Lakers were so bad that the Clippers are suing them for Identity Theft." Jay Leno on LAL-HOU game 4

Still mad about the game, but the joke was funny as hell:lmao:lmao

[ambchang]

Once, when asked if he was concerned about his former coach Nate McMillan commenting that he has a selfish attitude, replied, "I don't have the first clue who he is talking about, because all I worry about is Jerome."
-NBA player Jerome James

[endrity]

LOL!!!!

Some dumb shits playing in the NBA. They gotta thank mother nature that they are good athletes cause they would be sweeping the streets right now.

[Kai]

Coach: "Son, what is it with you, ignorance or just apathy?"

Player: "I don't know and I don't care." (I forget where I read this)

[Artest93]

Following a road loss by the Bulls to the Salt Lake City-based Jazz, Rodman said, “It’s difficult to get in sync because of all the fuckin Mormons out here. And you can quote me on that.”


"It's almost like we have ESPN."
-Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together

More hilarious than dumb...."Anytime you bring Michael Olowokandi on to your team, disaster is soon to follow." Bill Walton


"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know." -Shaq

"Play some Picasso."
Former New Jersey Net Chris Morris, to a piano player at a hotel bar while trying to impress a date.

[jacobdrj]

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win." - Doug Collins

[TimDunkem]

"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know." -Shaq



The Big Aristotle?

[sexinthatsx]

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win." - Doug Collins

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaha that's GENIUS! :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Armando]

Anything out of Stuart Scott

[sexinthatsx]

Anything from the mouth of Lakers announcer Stu Lantz, esp. when he pulls those comments like "Kobe says, "I'll give it to you sasha", and sasha says, "No, I think I'll pass it to Fisher instead", and Fisher shoots and says, "All right"."

Comments like that piss me off because the laker players didn't even say that, Stu Lantz is just making shit up

[ezau]

"Play some Picasso."
Former New Jersey Net Chris Morris, to a piano player at a hotel bar while trying to impress a date.


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