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IronMexican
05-12-2009, 12:03 AM
Alright, the real game day thread.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 12:06 AM
Let's go Lakers!!!

Blow out these little water bugs.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 12:21 AM
I expect Kobe to come out the way he came out for game 4 vs Utah, on fire.

Kai
05-12-2009, 12:26 AM
Cmon Brooks! Artest needs to wake up, because Battier isn't going to have another game like game 4. I'm expecting a close game where the Lakers will put us away in the 4th.

Indazone
05-12-2009, 12:29 AM
http://www.funnybeez.com/funnypictures/david-goliath.jpg

YES WE CAN!! BELIEVE!
http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/lds/meridian/2003/images/david_goliath1.jpg

Indazone
05-12-2009, 12:31 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3426/3385278085_0397a06bf9.jpg

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Jacko
05-12-2009, 12:33 AM
LOL is Rocket fan jealous that nobody will use their Game thread tomorrow?

Indazone
05-12-2009, 12:35 AM
http://www.visithoustontexas.com/meetings/properties_and_facilities/images/content/toyota_center.jpg

Believe! And no, Lakeshow fans need our input :lol

Kai
05-12-2009, 12:37 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/29gcx1.jpg

Indazone
05-12-2009, 12:40 AM
Lakerfans don't get it. Play dirty and win you lose. Knock us out, it was expected and you're still the bad guys. Play hard and lose to the Rockets, you got upset by the upstart Rockets. Anyway you cut it you still lose. LOL

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 12:47 AM
Que? lose lose? If the Lakers win, then they keep on playing. I don't see the lose-lose in this.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 01:11 AM
Lakerfans don't get it. Play dirty and win you lose. Knock us out, it was expected and you're still the bad guys. Play hard and lose to the Rockets, you got upset by the upstart Rockets. Anyway you cut it you still lose. LOL

How about they just win tomorrow and Thursday and advance to the WCF.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 01:15 AM
How about they just win tomorrow and Thursday and advance to the WCF.

Nope, that's a loss for the Lakers. At least, according to Indazone. He's from China, though, so cut him some slack.

Cry Havoc
05-12-2009, 01:44 AM
I'd be shocked if Houston wins Game 5.

If the Lakers fail to beat Houston in this series, it's going to seriously damage Kobe's credibility as one of the greatest SGs ever for the rest of his career.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 02:37 AM
I think it will be more damaging to Phil Jackson's reputation than anyone else's.

Kobe's had a pretty good series thus far statistically and is a huge reason why they even won two games.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 01:11 PM
Glad to see I am winning the poll.

blink
05-12-2009, 01:22 PM
I think it will be more damaging to Phil Jackson's reputation than anyone else's.

Kobe's had a pretty good series thus far statistically and is a huge reason why they even won two games.

thats where the lakers have an advantage. i dont watch too many lakers games but i dont imagine kobe NOT showing up for 4 games. as long as everyone else doesnt suck big time, lakers always have the kobe card to play.

lefty
05-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Laaaakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers


All the way, Kobe and Co can't lose game at home.

Plus, they didn't show up in game 4.

Double-Up
05-12-2009, 01:40 PM
i'd be shocked if houston wins game 5.

If the lakers fail to beat houston in this series, it's going to seriously damage kobe's credibility as one of the greatest sgs ever for the rest of his career.


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IronMexican
05-12-2009, 01:42 PM
I don't see how Kobe can fall past #3 on all-time SG list, and I really don't even like Kobe.


1. MJ(Obviously)
2. West/Kobe


#2 is a toss up, but Kobe still has more years to add to his legacy.

DrHouse
05-12-2009, 01:52 PM
I think the problem with evaluating Kobe is people are trying to cast him into Jordan's mold. I personally don't believe Kobe Bryant is a great team leader. He's not terrible as Spur fan would have you believe, but he's not a natural born leader. His natural personality is reserved and withdrawn. Kobe tries to lead, but you can tell it's not natural for him.

What he IS, is a cold blooded assassin. He is one of the best offensive weapons this league has ever seen. He IS the Mamba. IMHO for him to win championships the Lakers will need to bring in some guys that can provide leadership for the team.

Let Kobe focus on what he does best. Scoring.

sonic21
05-12-2009, 02:11 PM
is odom playing?

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 02:12 PM
Kobe went from an absolutely terrible leader, to a slightly below average one.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 02:13 PM
Two threads is stupid...wtf is going on here? :rolleyes

Use mine. I make every Lakers GD thread

DrHouse
05-12-2009, 02:13 PM
I'm using this one, for strictly superstitious reasons.

DPG21920
05-12-2009, 02:16 PM
Did you make a game day thread for game 4 IM?

hhml
05-12-2009, 02:17 PM
Alright, let this be the official game 5 thread.

His majesty Kobe Khan, descendant of the Great Genghis Khan, has issued a decree. Rockets will be spared if they give up game 5 and 6. However if anyone resists, the entire Texas city, along with the team, will be massacred. Not just this year but for years to come. Resistance is futile fools. The mighty Laker Empire will continue Genghis Khan's legacy of world dominance. First Texas, then the US, then on to the world.

DrHouse
05-12-2009, 02:59 PM
I just don't see this Laker team winning a championship with the bullshit effort and heart they have.

So I'm not really nervous at all to watch this game. This team needs a major overhaul regardless of what happens this season.

The_Game
05-12-2009, 03:04 PM
house i thought L.A would destroy the cavs in the finals yet you now say they wont win the title?

Xylus
05-12-2009, 03:06 PM
This team needs a major overhaul regardless of what happens this season.

Even if they win the championship?

hhml
05-12-2009, 03:15 PM
Win or lose, they do need changes. This team is so uncoordinated and soft it makes them very frustrating to watch. All they have are talent which they depend on to win. They have no sense of the concept of defense and when it comes down to 4th quarter it's basically back to 1 man team - kobe, kobe, kobe. It's pretty easy to defend against them. This team needs more veterans, 3 pt shooters, and hard nosed physical players who will give you hustle and energy as well.

Bukefal
05-12-2009, 03:21 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/29gcx1.jpg

:lmao

Hopefully houston can do it

DrHouse
05-12-2009, 03:27 PM
Even if they win the championship?

I would say so, at least as far as the bench goes.

Get rid of Sasha, Farmar, Walton, Powell.

Keep Brown and Ariza.

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 03:27 PM
go lakers! come out on fire tonite boys!

DPG21920
05-12-2009, 03:29 PM
I personally know plenty of people that would love to take on Walton's contract at 5-6M for the next 4 years!!!! I will call them.

iggypop123
05-12-2009, 03:37 PM
maybe larry brown. he can work magic with trash

Indazone
05-12-2009, 04:05 PM
I'm using this one, for strictly superstitious reasons.

Then you and your Lakers friends can have a game discussion by yourselves lol.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 04:06 PM
Then you and your Lakers friends can have a game discussion by yourselves lol.

The poll says it all. This is the GD thread. I am beating you 11-0

Jacko
05-12-2009, 09:53 PM
The Lakers need to step it up on D.

The big lineup SHOULD wear down on these Rockets over the course of this game.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 09:54 PM
Derek Fisher needs to be benched.

He is costing this team right now and if we win it will be in spite of his horrible defense and offense.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 09:55 PM
Ron Artest needs to come to LAL.

That mofo can shoot the lights out in Staples. He can't shoot for shit in Houston.

iggypop123
05-12-2009, 09:58 PM
fisher is too much of a vet for phil to bench

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:08 PM
This is the way Kobe should play every game. Attack, attack, attack. Even if he doesn't get a shot he can still create for his allies. Or just post up and shoot a closer shot rather than dribble, dribble, then pull up for a 20 footer.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
The Rockets have NO shot blockers. Attack the shit out of them.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:09 PM
O-d-o-m!!!!!!!!!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:10 PM
Scola you can't guard gasol baby!!!!!!!!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:10 PM
Finally Artest ain't making those bullshit shots!

ARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAABYYYYYYYYYYY

lefty
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
LOL at Ironmexican and Jacko trying to keep this thread alive

Pathetic :lmao

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:11 PM
Looks like ol' Philly boy did his HW.

The Rockets without Yao Ming have SERIOUS holes.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Jordyyyyyyyyy baaabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:12 PM
LOL at Ironmexican and Jacko trying to keep this thread alive

Pathetic :lmao

Viva el revolucion!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Fuck the rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck the rockets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Shades of Farmar from last season! end of the quarter buzzer beater whoooo!

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
fuck yea! farmar!

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
bynum needs more pt. he played well in the short time out there so far

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:13 PM
Artest not hitting hit BS shots sure help a lot. We wouldn't be up this much had he hit a few of those 3s.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:14 PM
This thread is 3 pages long. The other one is 4 pages. We can catch them :lol

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:16 PM
Bynum is the key to the rest of this series.

We need him to dominate these scrubs.

GOOOO SASHHHAAAAA. Haha he OWNS VON WAFER.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:17 PM
Cook cannot guard you gasol

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:17 PM
Pau gasol animal style tonight baby!!!!!!!!!

I freaking love it!!!!!!!!!!!

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
finally taking advantage of their size

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
That's the way to attack. Keep posting Pau and we get good baskets while Rockets are settling for 3s which they aren't making.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
You don't BEAT small ball going small.

You GOT to go big and attack the living CRAP out of their weak frontline.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:18 PM
As long as they keep Cook in the game keep feeding Gasol. They cannot stop our bigs when they are aggressive.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:19 PM
This should be a blowout if we continue posting up Pau.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:19 PM
I swear to God it's like the lightbulb finally turned on.

They CANNOT stop our bigs. They never could. We just never attacked them with the right mentality and force.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:19 PM
We shouldn't have to adjust to them. Make them play our ball instead.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
Wafer getting owned by vujacic!!!!!!!!!!

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
rockets are settling for jumpers and lakers pounding the middle. this is gonna get ugly

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
Whoooooooooooo!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
This is what I love about Phil.

He doesn't make adjustments. He makes YOU adjust to him.

That's right Zen Master. Let's GO BABY!!!!!!!!!!

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:20 PM
THIS is how we need to play. Pound them on the inside and contest their jump shots.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:21 PM
Lakers need to make a statement.

Shut up all these dumb fucking haters.

Go for a 50 pt win a la DEN-NOH.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:22 PM
This is how we should play against every god damn team we face.

Attack them in the paint. Swarm them defensively. Get TO's. RUN. This is when the team is at its best.

Bynum has had a GREAT start, so happy for him. He's finally realizing this scrub lineup cannot stop him. Keep getting him more dunks and the beast will be unleashed. All he needs is confidence.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:23 PM
Lakers need to keep the energy up. As long as everyone is hyped and willing to play defense we should win easy.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:23 PM
Keep shooting JUMPERS ROCKETES!!!!!!

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:23 PM
Rockets throwing up bricks all over.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:24 PM
They cannot stop Gasol. He should have a MONSTER game.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:24 PM
Alright time to bring our bigs and Kobe back in.

Keep this lead up.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:24 PM
Freaking Sasha. Shouldn't have force that shot. Just pass the ball to Gasol.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:25 PM
This fucking midget team cannot stop us.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:26 PM
OK bring the starters back in please.

Kobe, Bynum.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:26 PM
That's where Odom should be. Don't hang around the perimeter shooting jump shots. Go inside and use your length adv.

Banzai
05-12-2009, 10:26 PM
ehhh...

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:27 PM
Gotta attack Hayes face up.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:27 PM
These refs are complete BS.

That was a free ball.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
What a crock of bull. That shouldn't have been a foul on Kobe. If anything, there shouldn't be a call at all.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
They cannot stop Gasol when he's in attack mode.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
THAT's RIGHT SHANNON

FUCK EM UP!

FUCK EM UP!

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
Shannon!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:28 PM
LET's go LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's go Lakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 10:29 PM
its over

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:29 PM
This is kinda fun, just us posting here. Don't have to listen to others posting BS :lol

It feels like we're the last 2 people left on earth.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:29 PM
It ain't over until the final buzzer sounds.

This team needs to remember that. KILL THIS FUCKING TEAM TONIGHT. KILL THEM. NO MERCY.

SWEEP THE LEG!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEEP THE LEG!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:30 PM
This is kinda fun, just us posting here. Don't have to listen to others posting BS :lol

It feels like we're the last 2 person left on earth.

Let's do this for every game thread from now on.

Nothing worse than having to hear dumbass bitter Spur fans talk shit.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:30 PM
I have no doubt this game is over. After that despicable game 4 they should kill the Rockets in this one.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:31 PM
THAT's RIGHT SHANE YOU UGLY MOFO

You can't guard Kobe unless the refs swallow their whistles.

You got one fucking ugly ass head. Grow some hair you dumbass.

monoslyab1k
05-12-2009, 10:31 PM
too much size

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:32 PM
What's with the Dali Lama?

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:32 PM
I don't want to see Kobe settle of JS this game (or the next game for that matter). Either attack or post up.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:33 PM
Nobody on this team should shoot fucking jumpshots.

Attack their weak frontline relentlessly. We're getting the calls tonight. Take advantage.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:34 PM
I'm not satisfied if we don't blow them out by at least 30.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:35 PM
I love shannon

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:35 PM
It's funny how teams miss all the shots on the road which they would've made at home.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:36 PM
The Rockets need to shoot an incredible percentage to beat us.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:37 PM
I love Brown's hustle. He didn't have a chance to get to Shane's 3 but he still made an effort to run at it.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:37 PM
Koooobeeeeeeeee

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:37 PM
They can't stop you bynum!!!!!!!!!!

Attacckkkkkk

attackkkkkkk

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:38 PM
God damn this team needs to have a cattle prod shoved up their ass to play like this.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:38 PM
I love Shannon Brown.

Keep attacking kid. That starting spot is all yours baby.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:38 PM
Lakers look good when they play their game.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:39 PM
What little pussy ass bitches the Rockets are.

"OHHH HIS BRACE IS HURTING ME, MAKE IT STOP NBA!!!!!"

01Snake
05-12-2009, 10:40 PM
Lakers look good when they play their game.

Or when the other team is playing like ass. :lol

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:40 PM
We are getting a shitload of steals tonight.

When this team plays with intensity and effort they are one of the best in the league. They have to learn how to sustain this focus for a full game and then for successive games.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:40 PM
Or when the other team is playing like ass. :lol

Go back to the other thread.

This one is for Lakeshow fans only.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:41 PM
Or when the other team is playing like ass. :lol

That too :lol

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:42 PM
Kobe stop loosing the ball dumbass.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:42 PM
Stupid Kobe. Still a lot of time on the clock to get a shot off. No need to force.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:42 PM
Man Kobe's D on Battier is just pathetic.

We're lucky he is missing those shots.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:43 PM
Get Josh Powell the fuck out of the game. He is garbge.

God Kobe is amazing.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:43 PM
Watching Kobe play D pisses me off.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:43 PM
Kobe going for the kill!

I love it.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:44 PM
LOL Bynum.

Cracks me up.

That was a BS foul call.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:45 PM
Bynum is clearly not 100% healthy.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:45 PM
Stupid ron lol. he's lucky they got the ball back.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:45 PM
There you go.

Smack the shit out of Brooks whenever he comes into the lane.

sook
05-12-2009, 10:46 PM
Man we suck ass tonight, hope we don't lose by more than 30, I'll be sure to check the score tmmrw morning

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:46 PM
Or better yet, just close the lane down next time he drives.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:46 PM
Bynum is trying to get those loose balls but he's just not 100% healthy.

nhan
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
Artest is just chucking up shots...it's quite disgusting. I don't know why Rick Adelman isn't reprimanding Artest.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
My thread = win :hat

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
If you smack the shit out of a player enough times eventually they will stop driving into the lane.

It's what we did to TP in 2004 to win that series. Malone delivered some hard ass fouls.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
I rather Kobe pass to an open man on that last shot but I don't mind it as much since he attacked rather than settle.

Ghazi
05-12-2009, 10:47 PM
Lakers are really hard to beat when they're clicking

Although the Mavs will do it next round

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Yea Battier is a great shooter too Kobe and he's getting WIDE OPEN shots moron.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:48 PM
I'm liking this Lakers only Game Day thread.

Let the Rockettes and Spur fans have their hate fest in the other thread.

It feels good to converse with only the Laker brethren.

sexinthatsx
05-12-2009, 10:49 PM
wow rockets are getting raped hahaha

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:50 PM
Let's see......

Fisher out the game. Lakers build a 25 pt lead.

PHIL YOU PAYING ATTENTION???

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 10:51 PM
Fish needs the Bruce Bowen treatment starting next season. He simply can't do it anymore.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:52 PM
Come out and kill them in the first 5 mins of the 3rd and we can rest our starters.

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:53 PM
Why do I keep hearing people refer to him as Ga-Sal? Is the proper way Ga-sow?

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 10:54 PM
I pronounce it the way it's supposed to be pronounced: Gah-sole

hhml
05-12-2009, 10:54 PM
Rockets can't buy a shot tonight :lol
Clanking open shots after open shots.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:57 PM
That's what happens when there is pressure on you. You miss shots.

The score is going to get closer than this. LAL will need to keep pounding the ball inside and dominating their weak frontline.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 10:58 PM
The entire TNT crew is full of Rocket Homers, they are so pissed the Lakers are winning.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:00 PM
That shot missed the rim.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:01 PM
I'm impressed with Boston. Short handed and still managed to come back and win.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:02 PM
BOS earned that championship grit last season. They are super clutch now, especially since KG ain't playing :lmao.

The Magic don't have a closer which is why they tend to lose these close games. If it ain't a blowout by the 4th quarter you can pretty much guarantee a meltdown. They nearly lost Game 1 too.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:03 PM
I'm impressed with Boston. Short handed and still managed to come back and win.

It had more to do with Orlando being Orlando than anything Boston did.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:04 PM
Yeah, which is why I'll be surprised if Boston don't win this series. They play good team D and have several players that are clutch.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:07 PM
It looked like Sasha traveled on that dunk.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:08 PM
Fuck my work. I just missed a good first half. Good thing I have my DVR!

GuerillaBlack
05-12-2009, 11:08 PM
Even though the Rockets are not going to win this game, I can't turn it off. This game and the one on Thursday will be our last games of the season. I have to soak it all in, good or bad. *cries*

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:08 PM
lol Bynum misses a dunk and makes more difficult shot.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:08 PM
Bynum is playing pretty good. He just needs to rebound more.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:10 PM
Even though the Rockets are not going to win this game, I can't turn it off. This game and the one on Thursday will be our last games of the season. I have to soak it all in, good or bad. *cries*

Eh, don't feel too bad. You have a good team that plays with a lot of heart. You just need superstars who don't get injured every post season :hat

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:10 PM
The Cobra!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:13 PM
Fisher CANNOT guard Brooks.

We are winning in spite of him tonight.

Phil is loyal to death to his vets.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:13 PM
Nice job by Bynum. Playing really well today.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:13 PM
THERE YOU GO BYNUM

THERE YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!

WE NEED THAT SHIT FROM YOU EVERY FUCKING GAME

These motherfucking midget Rockettes can't guard you!!!!!!!

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:13 PM
Bynum showing the haters!

GuerillaBlack
05-12-2009, 11:14 PM
THERE YOU GO BYNUM

THERE YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!

WE NEED THAT SHIT FROM YOU EVERY FUCKING GAME

These motherfucking midget Rockettes can't guard you!!!!!!!

Yeah, it only took Yao getting injured for Bynum to have a good game.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:15 PM
Phil needs to stop being so stubborn. We played well w/o Fish and we clearly don't need him this series. He's doing more harm than good but Phil continues to play Fish.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:16 PM
LOL Lakers playing "volleyball"

Accurate description.

They are DOMINATING the paint tonight.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:16 PM
Well you need Fish to get his shot on track.

We'll need him against Chauncey for sure.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:17 PM
Seeing Yao's face makes me feel bad for him.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:18 PM
Dumbass Cook.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:18 PM
Fisher has got to be benched next game. He is absolutely terrible on defens.e

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:20 PM
Another foul on fish...

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:20 PM
I'm secretely hoping Fisher decides to layout Scola again.

We won't win Game 6 if he's playing Brooks for the majority of the minutes.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:21 PM
Fish infuriates me even when we're up 27.

Rogue
05-12-2009, 11:22 PM
Hornets losing record may very well be broken tonight.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:25 PM
Artest trying to do too much.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:28 PM
Watching Brian Cook out there makes me so happy. It reminds me of how the Lakers stole Ariza.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:28 PM
LOL the Rockets ARE giving up right now.

What happened to Battier's "We play hard every night.."

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:28 PM
Punish them, Odom. Punish :hat

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:28 PM
Brian Cook is so bad.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:28 PM
Our F/T shooting is miserable.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:29 PM
Terrible foul, Trevor.

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:31 PM
Odom needs to rest.

Don't risk him hurting his back.

The Rockets have clearly given up.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:33 PM
I hope Lakers don't lay an egg next game. With them, you never know though.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:34 PM
This bitch does not know how to get interviewed.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:37 PM
lol Brian Cook missing 3 after 3

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:37 PM
She's too old and ugly for a closeup in HD. Shoulda interviewed Kevin Bacon the whole time.

Lakers need to kill this team by 50 tonight. No mercy.

SWEEP THE LEG!!!!!!!

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:37 PM
Ouch.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:38 PM
Who was that rocketfan that said he'd be embarrassed if his team lost the way the Lakers lost on Sunday?

Banzai
05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
40+ oh ya.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
Whooooooo make it 50 now and avenge that humiliating loss in game 4 :hat

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
Lmao

Hemotivo
05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
it's all your fault ironmejican

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:39 PM
The Lakers need to push THIS lead out to 50+.

No mercy tonight. Send a fucking message to the Rockettes. Put them in their fucking place.

monosylab1k
05-12-2009, 11:40 PM
5PDuqk_DSMw

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:40 PM
The Rockets need to be embarrassed tonight. They need to suffer the worst post season defeat in NBA history tonight.

No motherfucking mercy Phil. Play Kobe in the 4th. I don't give a shit. Fuck Adelman, fuck Battier, fuck Artest, fuck Brooks, fuck this entire Rocket organization and fanbase.

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 11:41 PM
put mbenga in!

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:42 PM
Thank you IronMexican!

turiaf for president
05-12-2009, 11:42 PM
The Rockets need to be embarrassed tonight. They need to suffer the worst post season defeat in NBA history tonight.

No motherfucking mercy Phil. Play Kobe in the 4th. I don't give a shit. Fuck Adelman, fuck Battier, fuck Artest, fuck Brooks, fuck this entire Rocket organization and fanbase.

ok relax. no need for the starters to risk injury

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:42 PM
yeah, put Benga in. Let him start swatting some shots.

Hemotivo
05-12-2009, 11:43 PM
No motherfucking mercy Phil. Play Kobe in the 4th. I don't give a shit. Fuck Adelman, fuck Battier, fuck Artest, fuck Brooks, fuck this entire Rocket organization and fanbase.

why?

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:44 PM
I wish the Lakers play like this EVERY GAME!!!

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:44 PM
Damn it, the lead just dwindled by 2.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:45 PM
Freaking Pau. At least make an attempt to look like you care.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:46 PM
We Want Tacos!!!!! We Want Tacos!!! We Want Tacos!!

Jacko
05-12-2009, 11:47 PM
This 4th quarter lineup is pure garbage.

PHIL PUT SHANNON AND MBENGA IN YOU DUMB FUCK

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:48 PM
I really hate seeing FLuke Walton on the floor.

Rogue
05-12-2009, 11:49 PM
Von Wafer is the only guy on rockets team that still wants to make a struggle in this game, the rest of the team have already turned their aim to game 6.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:52 PM
Not really surprised. Von shoots it every chance he gets lol.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:52 PM
LOL @ staples doing the wave!

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Pathetic defense.

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:53 PM
Man, are our bigs that much of a pussy? No one is making an attempt to block inside the paint.

IronMexican
05-12-2009, 11:54 PM
Harlan and Douggie have it wrong. The Lakers can't let the other team score 100.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-12-2009, 11:54 PM
This bench might spoil everybody's tacos!

hhml
05-12-2009, 11:54 PM
Why doesn't Phil let Benga play? I don't understand...

Pandaemonaeon
05-12-2009, 11:55 PM
The Rockets need to be embarrassed tonight. They need to suffer the worst post season defeat in NBA history tonight.


Sorry, that happened already two days ago. And nothing that happens tonight is going to take it back. Hell, it just makes it WORSE. :lol

GuerillaBlack
05-13-2009, 12:01 AM
Sorry, that happened already two days ago. And nothing that happens tonight is going to take it back. Hell, it just makes it WORSE. :lol

Not to mention that the Rockets are without their two best players and backup C. The Lakers would be shit without Kobe and Gasol.

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:02 AM
Kobe explaining to sasha his plans for world conquest.

Hemotivo
05-13-2009, 12:02 AM
Kobe explaining to sasha his plans for world conquest.

really?

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:03 AM
Lakers need to make a run here to go up by 50 :hat

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:04 AM
really?

Yep, look back to page 2 to my earlier post for more in-depth information.

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:05 AM
Woo Hoo. Up to 39 now. Only 11 to go.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-13-2009, 12:05 AM
Damn! Who was that pawg?

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-13-2009, 12:07 AM
I'll settle for 40+

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:09 AM
Nice block Benga.

IronMexican
05-13-2009, 12:10 AM
Mbenga mbloocking and mballing.

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:12 AM
Haha, the ball just wouldn't fall. It was fated for them to lose by 40 :hat

IronMexican
05-13-2009, 12:13 AM
I've never seen Lamar look so normal on an interview. He's usually stuttering and saying "uhmmm"

Hemotivo
05-13-2009, 12:14 AM
Alright, let this be the official game 5 thread.

His majesty Kobe Khan, descendant of the Great Genghis Khan, has issued a decree. Rockets will be spared if they give up game 5 and 6. However if anyone resists, the entire Texas city, along with the team, will be massacred. Not just this year but for years to come. Resistance is futile fools. The mighty Laker Empire will continue Genghis Khan's legacy of world dominance. First Texas, then the US, then on to the world.

:wakeup

iggypop123
05-13-2009, 12:17 AM
stupid tnt. i already cant wait for modern warfare 2. stop advertising it every 10 seconds. i want it more now!

hhml
05-13-2009, 12:17 AM
:wakeup
Step 1 is completed.

Laker-fan-in-SanAnto
05-13-2009, 12:24 AM
I've never seen Lamar look so normal on an interview. He's usually stuttering and saying "uhmmm"

I think that hard fall helped him.

TheMACHINE
05-13-2009, 12:28 AM
haha barkley

Killakobe81
05-13-2009, 01:17 AM
Nice win. Now it's time to finish off Houston if we win thursday we get 2 days rest and play sunday I would guess and that would be great ...

IronMexican
05-13-2009, 02:12 AM
Nice win. Now it's time to finish off Houston if we win thursday we get 2 days rest and play sunday I would guess and that would be great ...

WCF start the 20th(Next Wednesday) regardless if this one goes 7 or not.

Indazone
05-13-2009, 02:42 AM
Maybe I shoulda stuck around to make sure this wasn't the game thread!

turiaf for president
05-13-2009, 05:33 AM
^ dont think it woulda mattered.

pauls931
05-13-2009, 07:34 AM
A blowout, but I'm proud of Houston showing that if you play solid D LA can be slowed down and beaten. Problem is with their squad there's no way for them to do it consistently, especially with a big hole in the middle for Gasol to go nuts in. Grrr, I hate the Gasol trade, it really fucked up the west.

LnGrrrR
05-13-2009, 08:04 AM
These playoffs have been schizophrenic.

Capt Bringdown
05-13-2009, 08:44 AM
Clear pattern in this series: If the Lakers shoot almost 70% in the first quarter, it's an automatic W. For game 6, most likely we'll know by the first quarter if the Rockets have a chance.