10 Year Anniversary: Office Space

[Blake]

Joanna: How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think you're some kind of, like, angel here? No, you're just this penny-stealing... wanna-be criminal... man.

Peter: Yeah, well, that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.

[BacktoBasics]

One of the greatest movies ever. I'm not huge on sequels but if these guys can bring it back I'd like to see it.

[samikeyp]

+1

[JudynTX]

Pure genius! :lmao

[lefty]

I'm gonna watch it again tonight, just to celebrate the anniversary :elephant

[JudynTX]

+1

How many pieces of flair do you wear? :D

[koriwhat]

best line in it...

"i think you get your ass kicked for saying something like that."

or

"hey, peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick!"

[desflood]

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison"

[Blake]

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wouldn't exactly call it missing work

[stretch]

"You don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

[JudynTX]

Nina: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Nina: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Nina: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment. Nina: Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.

:lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare that the made the Jews wear."

[hater]

"I beleive you get your ass kicked for saying sumtin like that man"

[samikeyp]

How many pieces of flair do you wear? :D

I don't. The Nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

:lol

[IronMexican]

"You don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit."

:lol best line in that movie.

[ashbeeigh]

When I worked at West my co-workers made fun of the way I talked. They said I sounded like receptionist who sang "Just a moment." :lol

[Spurminator]

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

[Spurminator]

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

[bus driver]

this is the 3rd year that i have asked for a red swingline..... hopefully santa will bring it this year!

[baseline bum]

I could put strychnine in the guacamole.

[SAtown]

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[Ballcox]

'Hey Peter, watch your cornhole buddy'

[Ballcox]

'I'm gonna show her my oh face'

[SAtown]

"I'm also not a pussy"

[JudynTX]

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:lol That was a real song? Holy crap, I thought it was a fake song.

[Xylus]

"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"

[Xylus]

Peter: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

Lawrence: "I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."

[hater]

"my advice is kick someone's ass or become someone's bitch"

[Ballcox]

'Did you get the memo on those TPS reports?'

[Strike]

"You see, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

"This is a FUCK!"

"Hey, Peter. Whaaats haaaapening?"

One of the funniest shots is Peter's dream with a sweaty Lumbergh holding his cup of coffee while lazily banging away. :lmao

[nkdlunch]

We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

[nkdlunch]

why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It WAS a good name, until I turned 12 and that no talent assclown started winning Grammys.

[Biernutz]

Bob: Peter you have been missing a lot of work lately?
Peter: Well Bob I wouldn't say I been missing it.

[IronMexican]

:lol That was a real song? Holy crap, I thought it was a fake song.

You must not listen to Geto Boys.

[Biernutz]

a

[pkbpkb81]

i like jonny paycheck he is the one who worte and sang take this job and shove it before they truen it into a rap

[exstatic]

Peter: So, I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it, so that means every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

:lmao

[tp2021]

http://www.razzordixxon.com/giantjerk/images/oface.gif

[EricB]

Answering machine: Yeah uh hi, its saturday just lettin ya know your supposed to be here. BEEEP

Yeah hi,

yeahhhh

uh hi....

Yeah me again

hiiiiiii


:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I just watched this one a few days ago. Still hilarious.

[Summers]

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

[Hemotivo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv5e6xX25I

Michael Bolton: You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

[timvp]

Hilarious movie.

Kori has never seen it :wow

[PixelPusher]

"i have people skills!!!"

[Hemotivo]

Kori has never seen it :wow

:wow

[samikeyp]

I'm surprised Milton hasn't posted yet.

[JudynTX]

You must not listen to Geto Boys.

No, I don't. :D


http://www.razzordixxon.com/giantjerk/images/oface.gif

Hilarious!!!!! :rollin

[Summers]

Hilarious movie.

Kori has never seen it :wow

Go to Blockbuster STAT.

[Summers]

this is the 3rd year that i have asked for a red swingline..... hopefully santa will bring it this year!

Funny thing is Swingline didn't actually make red staplers. They spray-painted a stapler for the movie and it became such an icon that people were spray-painting them and selling them (on the black market?? :lol). I think Swingline does make red staplers now, but only because of the demand after this movie.

[ATRAIN]

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

[desflood]

Kori has never seen it :wow
How does that happen?

[mexicanjunior]

Genius movie...

"I'm a people person. I deal with the customers so the engineers don't have to. ... What the hell is wrong with you people!"

http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/tom/tom2.jpg

[Bigzax]

lawrence, you wanna come over?
No thanks man, I don't want you fucking up my life too...

[ATRAIN]

lawrence, you wanna come over?
No thanks man, I don't want you fucking up my life too...

lol I was thinking about that line

[ATRAIN]

Fuckin A

[Whisky Dog]

It came out in February of 99 so the anniversary passed a few months ago, but I watched it again last night in tribute anyways