Megan Fox not Number 1 on Maxim top 100 Hot list [Archive]

MaNuMaNiAc

05-13-2009, 02:01 PM

Michelle Obama @ 93?? Are you fucking kidding me? No! no, no, no!... NO!

No list of Hot 100 can have a Michelle Obama on it and be considered legit. She's butt fucking ugly. Yeah, she dresses well, no doubt, but hot? No

mrsmaalox

05-13-2009, 02:04 PM

Bar Refaeli was robbed!

spurs_fan_in_exile

05-13-2009, 02:06 PM

No surprise

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/find-out-who-topped-maxims-2009-hot-100-list/22462?nc

lefty = OliviaWildeDynasty?

florige

05-13-2009, 02:10 PM

This ugly women is number 1?

lefty

05-13-2009, 02:14 PM

lefty = OliviaWildeDynasty?
:lol

Mugshot

05-13-2009, 02:16 PM

Bar Refaeli was robbed!

I would have given her the one spot. :king

koriwhat

05-13-2009, 02:16 PM

thats a jacked up list... #1 is fugly wtf! i thought the mission drive-thru closed down but some how it found it's way up to #1 in maxim.

Spurminator

05-13-2009, 02:17 PM

Without having seen the list or knowing who #1 is, would I be corrrect to assume she recently posed for Maxim?

sonic21

05-13-2009, 02:20 PM

freida pinto only 49th? that's BS

Spur-Addict

05-13-2009, 02:21 PM

I never agree with these lists.

Viva Las Espuelas

05-13-2009, 02:22 PM

Michelle Obama @ 93?? Are you fucking kidding me? No! no, no, no!... NO!

why does maxim hate america?!?!?!

florige

05-13-2009, 02:25 PM

That girl at #1 shouldn't even be rated in the top 1000. She looks terrible.

Ed Helicopter Jones

05-13-2009, 02:29 PM

Jennifer Love Hewitt at number 10, huh? The JLH from 6 years ago maybe.

Great list. I don't need to go any further.

sonic21

05-13-2009, 02:29 PM

That girl at #1 shouldn't even be rated in the top 1000. She looks terrible.

i agree she shouldn't be #1, but here's a better picture

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Olivia_Wilde/olivia_wilde_image_6_.jpg

florige

05-13-2009, 02:35 PM

i agree she shouldn't be #1, but here's a better picture

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Olivia_Wilde/olivia_wilde_image_6_.jpg

Yeah that is alot better picture of her. They couldn't have posted a worse picture of that girl.

JoeChalupa

05-13-2009, 02:41 PM

I'd bet you wouldn't find two men who would have the exact same list. To each his own.

http://pictureload.org/files/19ovm6d9xhkcxav2j0uz.gif

Xylus

05-13-2009, 02:52 PM

Olivia Wilde is incredibly sexy. Best reason to watch House, and easily the sexiest woman on television.

mugatu

05-13-2009, 02:55 PM

Olivia Wilde is incredibly sexy. Best reason to watch House, and easily the sexiest woman on television.

Wrong. Tina Fey is the sexiest woman on TV.

Wild Cobra

05-13-2009, 02:56 PM

Well, I agree that Michelle Obama doesn't even belong in the top 10,000. Megan Fox...

OMG...

I love corsets on a lady, and she looks good in one:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/private/Meganfox.jpg

However, the most beautiful woman I know is Sharai. I actually know this young lady:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/private/sharai.jpg

She is currently working at the Acropolis (http://www.yelp.com/biz/acropolis-club-portland).

LOL...

More bullshit fodder for Clambake...

Dark Gable

05-13-2009, 02:58 PM

Well, I agree that Michelle Obama doesn't even belong in the top 10,000. Megan Fox...

OMG...

However, the most beautiful woman I know is Sharai. I actually know this young lady:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/private/sharai.jpg

She is currently working at the Acropolis (http://www.yelp.com/biz/acropolis-club-portland).

LOL...

More bullshit fodder for Clambake...

Please tell me there is a better pic out there. She is fugly.

Michelle Obama is sexy.

florige

05-13-2009, 02:59 PM

Michelle Obama belongs in the top 100 no doubt. Anyone who thinks any different is just a racist right winged republican.

sonic21

05-13-2009, 02:59 PM

olivia has the more beautiful eyes on this list though

Dark Gable

05-13-2009, 03:00 PM

Michelle Obama belongs in the top 100 no doubt. Anyone who thinks any different is just a racist right winged republican.

Damn right.

BlackSwordsMan

05-13-2009, 03:06 PM

olivia is one ugly broad

lebomb

05-13-2009, 03:08 PM

Its all subjective............no need to argue. There are plenty of hos to go around and fawn over.

Viva Las Espuelas

05-13-2009, 03:10 PM

Michelle Obama belongs in the top 100 no doubt. Anyone who thinks any different is just a racist right winged republican.
or just not a fan of the under bite

florige

05-13-2009, 03:16 PM

or just not a fan of the under bite

:lol

Spurminator

05-13-2009, 03:31 PM

Michelle Obama was a PR pick. Helps get more press releases out. That's how most of these lists are put together. It's not even really worth analyzing past the purdy pictures.

MiamiHeat

05-13-2009, 03:43 PM

Good. they got to their senses

Megan Fox is a turnoff

ididnotnothat

05-13-2009, 03:45 PM

Good. they got to their senses

Megan Fox is a turnoff

She is for most homos.

ididnotnothat

05-13-2009, 03:46 PM

Michelle Obama was a PR pick. Helps get more press releases out. That's how most of these lists are put together. It's not even really worth analyzing past the purdy pictures.

Did Laura Bush ever make the list?

MiamiHeat

05-13-2009, 03:48 PM

trashy hooker look with tattoos all over her

calls herself a 'man' and a 'tranny'

no tits or ass

no thanks

CubanSucks

05-13-2009, 04:06 PM

trashy hooker look with tattoos all over her

calls herself a 'man' and a 'tranny'

no tits or ass

no thanks

:tu

Honestly, the only girls on these lists that stand out as universally hot are those Victoria's Secret models. THEY HAVE IT ALL, body and face

http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/Adriana-Lima--1_GQcover.jpg

This is number 7?!?!?! I don't think so. These lists are always retarded

CubanSucks

05-13-2009, 04:10 PM

Michelle Obama belongs in the top 100 no doubt. Anyone who thinks any different is just a racist right winged republican.

Or just not into the whole monkey face look

spurs_fan_in_exile

05-13-2009, 04:19 PM

Did Laura Bush ever make the list?

No, but she did appear stretched out on the hood of a car on the cover of the March 2004 issue of "Lowrider".

Monkey on J.T.'sback

05-13-2009, 04:21 PM

Or just not into the whole monkey face look

:flipoff Adriana Lima doesn't do it for me.

CubanSucks

05-13-2009, 04:23 PM

:flipoff Adriana Lima doesn't do it for me.

Well then you might just wanna go ahead and come outta the closet

Monkey on J.T.'sback

05-13-2009, 04:26 PM

Well then you might just wanna go ahead and come outta the closet

So since I'm not high enough to have the hots for her I'm gay!? Pfft. :sleep

CubanSucks

05-13-2009, 04:30 PM

So since I'm not high enough to have the hots for her I'm gay!? Pfft. :sleep

No because the fact that you have to get high to think she's hot is why you're obviously gay

PM5K

05-13-2009, 05:06 PM

2 and 3 are prettier than 1 in my opinion, and any list that doesn't have Scarlett Johansson is total bullshit.

Also, Jennifer Love Chewitt in the top ten, no fucking way...

I mean come on Charlize Theron is hotter than number 4 (Ok maybe it's close but still, she's not even in the top 10)

koriwhat

05-13-2009, 05:08 PM

it's all about kim kardashian anyhow!

big ol' booty, big ol' titties, and a fine ass face with some nice ass lips. mmm mmm mmm.

Spur-Addict

05-13-2009, 05:10 PM

2 and 3 are prettier than 1 in my opinion, and any list that doesn't have Scarlett Johansson is total bullshit.

She's on the list.

Bukefal

05-13-2009, 05:23 PM

her #1?! pfff, who is she btw?

PM5K

05-13-2009, 06:00 PM

What I meant to say is any list that doesn't include her in the top ten (Didn't see her in the top ten)

hater

05-13-2009, 06:03 PM

Michelle Obama? dude looks like JarJar Binks

JoeChalupa

05-13-2009, 06:19 PM

I'd still bang JLH. Cottage cheese ass and all......love her rack.

CubanSucks

05-13-2009, 10:26 PM

Hey hater, very nice sig! It's not like i'm a Jordan fan but I did always think I was the only one who noticed Kobe's pussy pacifist attitude

PM5K

05-13-2009, 10:51 PM

Hey hater, very nice sig! It's not like i'm a Jordan fan but I did always think I was the only one who noticed Kobe's pussy pacifist attitude

What's really fucking retarded is that he's the one that started it with that elbow, then he turns around and he's all with his hands in the air... WEAK, and Xavier McDaniel ain't no punk...

MiamiHeat

05-13-2009, 11:06 PM

Kobe is a pussy. He's a socially awkward dude who has a huge ego and thinks he's God.

lefty

05-13-2009, 11:09 PM

I didn't read the whole list.

I'm wondering if Cobie Smulders is in there

Jacob1983

05-14-2009, 12:45 AM

Olivia Wilde is pretty but she shouldn't be number 1. It's a joke that Michelle Obama is on the list. She has a piranha face. Laura Bush is way hotter than Michelle Obama.

CubanSucks

05-14-2009, 01:37 AM

Olivia Wilde is pretty but she shouldn't be number 1. It's a joke that Michelle Obama is on the list. She has a piranha face. Laura Bush is way hotter than Michelle Obama.

I don't know about Laura Bush but if they want to get all political and clever with their list (cause it's obvious it's not just looks...just look at her face) then they should have used Palin or even Dana Perino.

http://www.voanews.com/english/images/pool_us_dana_perino_195_27Sep07.jpghttp://www.jackbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sarah-palin-hot-photos.jpg

Both are WAY hotter than Michelle Obama and both would be just as unique choices but again I think we all know why Michelle Obama was picked and it's not looks

Jacob1983

05-14-2009, 02:21 AM

Yeah, Sarah Palin would have made more sense than Michelle Obama because she's a MILF and was hot stuff last year.

CubanSucks

05-14-2009, 03:02 AM

Yeah, Sarah Palin would have made more sense than Michelle Obama because she's a MILF and was hot stuff last year.

In my opinion if we're just talking about looks then I'd say Dana Perino is actually hotter

Bukefal

05-14-2009, 05:53 AM

Kobe is a pussy. He's a socially awkward dude who has a huge ego and thinks he's God.

You just described him perfectly ! :toast

Where's Eva on the list? :king

JoeChalupa

05-14-2009, 07:38 AM

Yeah, Sarah Palin would have made more sense than Michelle Obama because she's a MILF and was hot stuff last year.

I don't get all the hoopla over Sarah Palin. She's not all that hot to me. I've always thought Dana Perino was hot though. I knew Michelle would get bashed in here so that is no surprise but that being said she would not be on my top 100 list but neither would Laura "the joker" Bush.

BWS-1994

05-14-2009, 02:41 PM

"Thirteen" looks hot, especially in House.

But I'd probably switch her spot with that of Bar Refaeli based on her SI shots.

Jacob1983

05-14-2009, 03:43 PM

Olivia Wilde deserves to be on the list but not at number 1 or in the top 10. If Sarah Palin shouldn't be on the list then Heidi from the Hills shouldn't have been on the list either and Whitney too.

AmericanPsycho

05-14-2009, 03:48 PM

Zoe Saldana should be on the list.

Obstructed_View

05-14-2009, 10:05 PM

I don't get all the hoopla over Sarah Palin. She's not all that hot to me. I've always thought Dana Perino was hot though. I knew Michelle would get bashed in here so that is no surprise but that being said she would not be on my top 100 list but neither would Laura "the joker" Bush.

Sarah Palin is hotter than Michelle Obama. Say whatever you want about politics, but don't try to deny that fact.

David Bowie

05-14-2009, 11:47 PM

The pick of Michelle Obama discredits the list all together imo. If she's top 100 beaty in the world, then I don't want to know or see what the rest of the world looks like

JoeChalupa

05-14-2009, 11:49 PM

Sarah Palin is hotter than Michelle Obama. Say whatever you want about politics, but don't try to deny that fact.

I never said she wasn't. Neither would be on my top 100 list.

holcs50

05-15-2009, 12:58 AM

LMFAO-obama?!...wow just wow. You have gotta be kidding me. I see hundreds of people every day better looking than her....But thats not hard to do. Olivia is hot, definitely not #1 though. Gisele should be top 10 also