booze

[stretch]

my fucking friends, every time they come over, raid my beer/liquor. honestly, i dont really care if they drink a little of my stuff from time to time, but the problem lies when they drink a shitload of it, and lately it seems to happen EVERY TIME THEY COME. and i try keeping it in different places, but they always find it. even when im not home, they will be at my house perhaps chilling with a roommate, and still drink all my booze. a lot of times i have bottles of stuff im saving for a specific event or something, and then when i go to get some, its all fucking gone. :bang:bang:bang

how should i defend against this? i can't lock any cabinets in the kitchen up or anything like that because they are all used by myself and my roommates. even if i lock my door, its one of those that they can pick the lock easily with a pin or toothpick, or even use a credit card and open it. plus, i prefer keeping liquor in the freezer, and beer in the fridge so they stay cold. warm beer = gross, and i don't really like having to use ice because it melts and waters down the drink. so now what? this means war. ideas? :ihit

[Dex]

Sounds like you need to remind your friends that that shit cost money, and it's not coming out of their wallets. Then tell 'em they'll need to fork up the next time they raid your stash. If they don't take the hint from that, maybe your friends are just dickheads.

Beer/liquor are definitely one of those things people need to wait for the offer. Otherwise, you're just running a party 24/7 out of your fridge. No wonder people never seem to want to leave. :lol

[Bigzax]

spike that shit with colon blow and smile inside...:tu

[BacktoBasics]

You're going to have to give up keeping the booze refrigerated. My father in law is the same way so I decided to hide my liquor in the closet when I know he's on his way over. You're just going to have to bite the bullet and hide your booze. That or be a dick about it and these guys to stop draining your stash and your wallet.

[koriwhat]

i'd straight up tell them to go to hell and buy their own shit and stop mooching off of you. then direct their asses to the door and tell the to get the fuck out!

[stretch]

actually ive gotten to the point that i just dont really buy any alcohol. in a way i guess its benefited me. saves me money, and keeps me from worrying about developing a beer gut or anything like that.

[BackStabber]

good luck

[SpursStalker]

Solution ....

Dont bring liquor into your apartment.

Or

Stop drinking.

Not really all that hard to come up with a solution.

[Dex]

Give 'em all a Game Time and see if they still wanna drink at your place.

http://www.break.com/index/you-call-that-a-shot.html

[ATRAIN]

Another feel sorry for me cause I suck at life thread compliments of Stretch

[samikeyp]

A good swift kick to the taint will take care of this.

[DisAsTerBot]

Another feel sorry for me cause I suck at life thread compliments of Stretch

+1
tell em to buy their own shit.
....that was pretty easy.

[DPG21920]

Cue the dog whisperer troll....tssssssst

[Blake]

if you keep it in your room and they pick the lock and snag the booze, you could file theft charges.

[SpursStalker]

A good swift kick to the taint will take care of this.

The taint?

:huh

[stretch]

The taint?

:huh

the area between the balls and butthole i believe

[JudynTX]

lol

[DisAsTerBot]

The taint?

:huh

taint your hoo, taint your haa

the twasn't

[tlongII]

Go over to your friends' houses and drink their booze.

[Dex]

Go over to your friends' houses and drink their booze.

I might be going on a limb here, but if they had their own bo0ze, they probably wouldn't always be over at stretch's place drinking his.

[CuckingFunt]

Tell them they need to either chill out or pitch in. If they don't, get new friends.

[Spurminator]

Stop being friends with assholes.

[Trainwreck2100]

lmao they're sponging off you, see how quick they are to stay around when the well dries up

[mrsmaalox]

Back in college, everyone had "joint jars" at their houses, so if someone wanted a buzz they just dropped whatever change they had in the jar. It never added up to a huge amt, but it did help with a future purchase, and no one felt they were just supplying everyone. Of course potheads are a bit more agreeable than alcoholics! :)

[Bukefal]

A good swift kick to the taint will take care of this.


The taint?

:huh


the area between the balls and butthole i believe

:lmao

[koriwhat]

gotta watch out for the scavengers! just like them moochin' bud smokers... gotta watch out for them bitches!

[Sportcamper]

Go to Staples & get a mini safe for the good stuff…Leave Rainer Ale out for the folks that drop by to drink your stash…

[Dex]

Go to Staples & get a mini safe for the good stuff…Leave Rainer Ale out for the folks that drop by to drink your stash…

SC is on to something.

Fill the fridge with Milwaukee's Best and see how fast that shit goes.

[monosylab1k]

I had a similar problem, but I figured out that the best way to go about it isn't to bitch, but to simply get your money back in other ways. If ppl are ordering pizza, don't pitch in but still eat more than your fair share. Eat other ppl's food in the fridge with no regard for their "do not touch" signs. Drink their booze as often as possible. Never offer to drive anywhere, always make someone else do the driving and then never give them gas money. It's not like they can complain to you about it, because even if you do all this, you're still probably losing money. And if they do complain, well you can air out your greivances right then and shut them the hell up.