Breasts too big for tennis

[Bukefal]

TOO BIG BREASTS FOR TOP LEVEL TENNIS

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lgrG2xMG3Gs/SP7i4j0e-yI/AAAAAAAAE0k/tu4A81MyD-g/s320/simone_halep_top_tennis_hottie.jpg

She is just 17 years old and one of the rising stars on international tennis courts. Simona Halep fits perfectly into tennis babe category. She wants to reach the top, but she has one problem: her breasts are standing in her way.

That's why the Romanian is considering to undergo breast reduce surgery. Simone Halep has already been called the new Anna Kournikova because of her sexy appearance. Several companies are standing in the line with lucrative offers.

The Romanian, who in the qualification for Roland Garros beat Misa Krajicek in the first round, is happy with the attention but she prefers to be seen as a tennis star.

To reach that star level, it is necessary to have a breast reduce surgery, she said in Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet. Now her breasts are standing in her way too frequently on decisive game moments.

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/anden_sport/tennis/article1173063.ece


:lol what a shame

[to21]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[JoeChalupa]

Serena Williams didn't need a breast reduction to win major titles.

[JoeChalupa]

What a Serve! (http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg)

[CubanMustGo]

I chest, umm just don't understand this.

[ashbeeigh]

Poor girl.

[bus driver]

she might make more money showing off her body than playing tennis.

[JoeChalupa]

Will she be doing a "Got Milk" ad?

[koriwhat]

god damn!
http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg

[SpursStalker]

:lol

[InRareForm]

I didn't count how many aces she had, but I saw 2 winners.

[InRareForm]

That's not a DOUBLE FAULT!

[mrsmaalox]

Wow poor girl! Her game will only improve when she's not having to compensate for all that extra mass.

[Bukefal]

god damn!
http://medias2.lesdessousdusport.fr/image/diaporama/tennis/10_47d354ee3c2616f6d19f45b21d6e7f3c_456.jpg

:wow:wow:wow:wow

[Vinnie_Johnson]

:wow:wow:wow:wow

She was only 17 wow.:downspin:

[Taco]

god damn!
http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg

WOW YOU COULD DRIVE A TRUCK BETWEEN THOSE :lol


That's not a DOUBLE FAULT!

:lol

DOUBLE D FAULT

[BruceBowenFan]

god damn!
http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg

:eyebrows

[I. Hustle]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Dex]

AcpXYb6Kma0

:drool:

[dickface]

She's serving some 40DD-love right into my face

[ploto]

I feel for her- I had to give up my serious hopes at being a ballerina when puberty hit at age 12 with a venegeance. You can't have big boobs and be a ballerina. :depressed

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I feel for her- I had to give up my serious hopes at being a ballerina when puberty hit at age 12 with a venegeance. You can't have big boobs and be a ballerina. :depressed

But it opens up many other dance careers.

[BlackSwordsMan]

gross

[Soul_Patch]

I could watch that tennis match for hours....

[Viintex]

Another breast bites the dust.

[Richard Cranium]

At least she's naturally talented.

[Viintex]

Question is; is she standin infront of her mirror right now and squeezin them?

[Frenzy]

why cant all women have this problem

[JoeChalupa]

why cant all women have this problem

Most women, girls built like that are almost always accused of having fake hooters. She may have back pain in the near future so it could be medically recommended that she get breast reduction.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Poor girl.


Wow poor girl! Her game will only improve when she's not having to compensate for all that extra mass.


I feel for her- I had to give up my serious hopes at being a ballerina when puberty hit at age 12 with a venegeance. You can't have big boobs and be a ballerina. :depressed

Ironic how the ladies have sympathy for her, while the guys are really impressed!

[Viintex]

breast reduction is a crime against the brain

[JoeChalupa]

Ironic how the ladies have sympathy for her, while the guys are really impressed!

I wonder if guys would have sympathy for me knowing the size of the package that I have to carry around?

[Viintex]

Joe you should take your package and send it to Obama.

[Richard Cranium]

I wonder if guys would have sympathy for me knowing the size of the package that I have to carry around?

I sympathize with you. Have you tried Extenze?

[JudynTX]

Ironic how the ladies have sympathy for her, while the guys are really impressed!

I don't feel sorry for her. SHE chose to play tennis.

[SpursWoman]

Ironic how the ladies have sympathy for her, while the guys are really impressed!


How is that ironic? Women know what a pain in the ass they can be, guys don't have a clue and don't really care as long as they can at least look at them. Nothing new here.


Ever tried to shoot pool at 5'3" with big boobs? Pffft. Good luck. :rolleyes :lol

[Viintex]

Does she get it between the tits? I mean like an interview; Simona, since you first tryed cock, did ya get it between those great balls of fire you got?

[JudynTX]

How is that ironic? Women know what a pain in the ass they can be, guys don't have a clue and don't really care as long as they can at least look at them. Nothing new here.


Ever tried to shoot pool at 5'3" with big boobs? Pffft. Good luck. :rolleyes :lol

Speaking of pool, :lol

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=13665230&ch=4226726&src=news

[Bukefal]

Ever tried to shoot pool at 5'3" with big boobs? Pffft. Good luck. :rolleyes :lol

:lol

:toast

[Ditty]

She was only 17 wow.:downspin:

thank god im only 19 but wow that is a gift from god

they look like D's to me

[baseline bum]

:hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit:

[ShoogarBear]

All these bad puns. You guys should chest be ashamed of yourselves.

[ploto]

Ever tried to shoot pool at 5'3" with big boobs?

Or swing a golf club?

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, and :tu to the OP for this week's "Irresistible Thread Title" award.

[to21]

All you big titty women can stop crying.

I guarantee you get more in life because of them.

[JoeChalupa]

I bet the ball boys always want to work her matches.

[ShoogarBear]

Talk about 40-Love.

[CubanMustGo]

All these bad puns. You guys should chest be ashamed of yourselves.

Especially those who repeat puns already used in the thread. :downspin:

[Slydragon]

Her game will go down when she reduces them,

When she swings her breast swing back and then thrust forward giving her more momentum, Thus hitting the serve harder than a smaller boob girl.

So in conclusion if she really wants to help her game out she should leave them or even go bigger for more momentum on the swing.

Look,

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6507/simonahalepbusty.jpg

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-tennis-hot.jpg

[Opinionater]

IMHO, big breasts don't equal hotness. She is nowhere near as hot as small breasted Anna Pornikova.

[ShoogarBear]

Especially those who repeat puns already used in the thread. :downspin:

Yeah, it seems both of mine were retreads. :depressed

[florige]

Can you imagine a guy trying to play in a mixed doubles match with that girl? They would haul my ass outta there for public lewdness for sporting a major boner on the other side of that net. There is no way I could control that seeing those cannons flopping around like that during every point. NO WAY!

[mavs>spurs2]

Can you imagine a guy trying to play in a mixed doubles match with that girl? They would haul my ass outta there for public lewdness for sporting a major boner on the other side of that net. There is no way I could control that seeing those cannons flopping around like that during every point. NO WAY!

:lol me too

[Taco]

WOW YOU COULD DRIVE A TRUCK BETWEEN THOSE :lol



http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1185/tennisboobs.jpg

[Twisted_Dawg]

All you big titty women can stop crying.

I guarantee you get more in life because of them.

+1 :toast

[LnGrrrR]

Honestly... those look weird on her small frame :)

[Das Texan]

cool!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Serena's are just as big and have nowhere near that level of bouncage with her swings and steps. This chick just needs to call the supplier of Serena's sports bras.

[Obstructed_View]

Serena's are just as big and have nowhere near that level of bouncage with her swings and steps. This chick just needs to call the supplier of Serena's sports bras.

Looks like she's wearing at least two bras in every picture. Serena's got big jugs, but they're not even close. This girl has at least two full cupsizes on Serena.

[Obstructed_View]

What a whiner.

LXRRiVsHP0Q

[florige]

Serena's are just as big and have nowhere near that level of bouncage with her swings and steps. This chick just needs to call the supplier of Serena's sports bras.



Nah this girl's are definately a little more floppier than Serena's are. I think she has Serena beat at least by a full cup size.

[Udokafan05]

Ana Ivanovic is 100 times better

[B-Hath]

Nah this girl's are definately a little more floppier than Serena's are. I think she has Serena beat at least by a full cup size.

Also Serena has a larger frame and is a little taller than this girl. I think it won't be as much of an issue for Simona when she matures a little more.

Boy do I hope she keeps them. She would be doing a couple of huge favors for the male population the world over. My God she is amazing.

[mavs>spurs2]

breast reduction is a crime against humanity

[TDMVPDPOY]

ima tit man....

[NewJerSpur]

She'd be an even bigger draw with the chestees...keep'em.

[PM5K]

Ana Ivanovic is 100 times better

I don't know about 100 times but I agree with you in general:

http://www.carolinatennismanagement.com/Ivanovich.jpg

[PM5K]

http://www.mwro.mb.ca/images/owls.jpg

[DAF86]

AcpXYb6Kma0

:drool:

She needs to work on her backhand.

[DAF86]

This seems like a good place to post these:

Ashley Harkleroad

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/ashley-harkleroad021.jpg http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/ashley-harkleroad-playboy-cover41.jpg
http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/ash_naslov1.jpg http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/ashley-harkleroad-playboy-pic2.jpg

[JoeChalupa]

Those hooters sure are creating quite a racket in here.

[Evil Angel]

This seems like a good place to post these:

Ashley Harkleroad


Don't think she has quite the racket as the other.

[2Blonde]

Her game will go down when she reduces them,

When she swings her breast swing back and then thrust forward giving her more momentum, Thus hitting the serve harder than a smaller boob girl.

So in conclusion if she really wants to help her game out she should leave them or even go bigger for more momentum on the swing.

Look,

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6507/simonahalepbusty.jpg

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-tennis-hot.jpg



:rolleyes Maybe you should tie two 5-lb bags of sand to your chest and see if that adds power to your swing. :toast



breast reduction is a crime against the brain


breast reduction is a crime against humanity


My husband agrees with you two, he always says it's a crime against nature. :rollin

[word]

Doesn't she realize you don't have to win to make money. Ask Anna.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey hows her grunting when hitting it?.....i meant the tennis ball fellas

[Slydragon]

This looks like the Nash pic everyone photoshop, Someone add his face.

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-tennis-hot.jpg

[I. Hustle]

:rolleyes Maybe you should tie two 5-lb bags of sand to your chest and see if that adds power to your swing. :toast





You've never touched a boob have you?

[CubanMustGo]

You've never touched a boob have you?

No doubt she's never touched hers. :bang

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Girls exaggerate about big beautiful boobs being a bother. I think it's all about power. They know they have it.

[2Blonde]

You've never touched a boob have you?
:lmao

[Obstructed_View]

You've never touched a boob have you?

If she has, I'm officially asking for photographic evidence.

[tp2021]

D'you think she ever has an O_V of the tennis ball?

[Obstructed_View]

D'you think she ever has an O_V of her tennis shoes?

[2Blonde]

If she has, I'm officially asking for photographic evidence.
Dream on...:lol

[timvp]

breast reduce surgery

*pours out a little liquor*

[NewJerSpur]

I hope she doesn't make this decision before she goes primetime.

[Obstructed_View]

Dream on...:lol

How about a detailed description via PM? :hungry:

[NewJerSpur]

Can we get a petition going to stop her from committing such an egregious act?

[Taco]

You've never touched a boob have you?


:lmao


If she has, I'm officially asking for photographic evidence.

+1 :eyebrows

:ttiwwp:

:corn:

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Tennis Star, 17, to Have DD Breasts Reduced

Thursday , May 28, 2009
http://www.spurstalk.com/images/service_sun.gif


Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
Halep, 17, is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
"This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation,” Halep said. “The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."
"It's the weight that troubles me — my ability to react quickly," she added.
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how selfish. :depressed
how do members of the IBTC feel about this?

[Viintex]

shes stupid

[jman3000]

damn... those are huge for her being only 5 foot 5. if she needs to have them reduced in order to compete better and make a better living then so be it.

I wonder what they'll be reduced to... maybe a large C? If she gets too much taken out she runs the risk of them looking retarded.

[mrsmaalox]

damn... those are huge for her being only 5 foot 5. if she needs to have them reduced in order to compete better and make a better living then so be it.

I wonder what they'll be reduced to... maybe a large C? If she gets too much taken out she runs the risk of them looking retarded.

I don't think she'll have to lose much. More than anything, she needs a good lift. :)

[Richard Cranium]

shes stupid

You are such a boob.

[Bukefal]

Can we get a petition going to stop her from committing such an egregious act?

:lol

[Soul_Patch]

Where is Chris Hansen when we need him....you guys are in trouble!