The Rapture

[Dr. Gonzo]

So when is it?

[David Bowie]

2012 according to the bible code?

[BacktoBasics]

In our lifetime.

Sincerely,

Every Christian lifetime leading up to ours.

[PakiDan]

Well, when you roll up to Rolling Oaks Mall and notice there is no one stationed at the information kiosk..... you'll know it's happened.

[Satan]

Don't be in such a hurry.........I'll see you all soon enough.

[Dr. Gonzo]

:tu

[E20]

In 10 minutes.

[Blake]

So when is it?

Are you referring to the "end times harvest"?

Book it!

[Blake]

+/- set at 3 pages....

[LnGrrrR]

Are you referring to the "end times harvest"?

Book it!

:rollin

[50Bestspurever]

Ask Blondie, she knows.

[Phenomanul]

Within the next 200 years... but no fewer than 30...

Honestly... no one knows.

[BlackSwordsMan]

before obama leaves office

[braeden0613]

Well, when you roll up to Rolling Oaks Mall and notice there is no one stationed at the information kiosk..... you'll know it's happened.
:lol

[Slydragon]

It's here,

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/19/256pxbioshockcoverfinal.jpg

You need a Xbox or PS3 to get there, it's also under the ocean.
Read more here,

http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Rapture

[baseline bum]

Within the next 200 years... but no fewer than 30...

Honestly... no one knows.

I do! Never.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

The Rapture is imminent ever since Eminem became the number 1 selling "rapper" since the year 1990.

[Blake]

Within the next 200 years... but no fewer than 30...

Honestly... no one knows.

where did you get 200 from?

is this more of your critical thinking?

[SA210]

noone knows

[duncan228]

pHCdS7O248g

[Taco]

pHCdS7O248g

:lol you beat me to it :lmao

[samikeyp]

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock

Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!

[King]

In our lifetime.

Sincerely,

Every Christian lifetime leading up to ours.

I'm not getting into a religious discussion, but that's pretty much just flat wrong. Par for the course for you, though - so there's always that.

[Frenzy]

After the world becomes a one world government and a natural disaster wipes out 70% of the world's population.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm not getting into a religious discussion, but that's pretty much just flat wrong. Par for the course for you, though - so there's always that.

What makes him wrong?

[King]

What makes him wrong?

Just the fact that not all Christians, now or in the past, think that the rapture is happening in their lifetime. As far as I know, most don't have any idea when it's happening - nor do they claim to.

Sure, some do, I guess. Some think they can pinpoint it. But, it's not anything that is a wide belief in Christianity. There are fanatics in everything.

But, as many have so eloquently stated, Christians "follow a magic man in the sky." So, to each his own. Believe what you want to believe. It doesn't offend me.

[PakiDan]

:lol

Finally!.... someone got my post.

[Richard Cranium]

Finally!.... someone got my post.

I got it too. Wasn't too hard.

[word]

Thing is, after god whisps all the born agains off the planet me and everyone else will get all their stuff.

Won't we ?

[clambake]

who's ready to get "snatched and caught up with him in the clouds"?

and why wouldn't christians pray, all day and night, for the rapture?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wonder if Kirk Cameron will take Boner with him when he's been raptured.

[pkbpkb81]

right after the texas rangers win the world series

[pkbpkb81]

+/- set at 3 pages....

i'll put 100 on the over

[Blake]

I wonder if Kirk Cameron will take Boner with him when he's been raptured.

we can only hope.

I wonder who thought that naming a character 'boner' was a good idea

[PakiDan]

we can only hope.

I wonder who thought that naming a character 'boner' was a good idea

My best friend's name is semi-Flacid.