_I found a vibrator in my girlfriends Purse_

[Al Sharpton]

I was looking for the Carmex when I saw a rather large Vibrator In her purse.

Should I not say anything? Please any help would be apreciated.

Thank You

[Slo spurs fan]

You are OWNED!!! :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

I was looking for the Carmex when I saw a rather large Vibrator In her purse.

I would only worry if it's the same one that you found under your sister's bed three years ago.

:lmao

[iminlakerland]

i remembered this story lol...just a different twist now

[Victor Newman]

Did you happen to see the letters CBS? if so? your fucked :lmao

[Useruser666]

Maybe it came with the purse.

[Shelly]

I would only worry if it's the same one that you found under your sister's bed three years ago.

:lmao

oh...ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rollin

Could your girlfriend really be your sister?

[Useruser666]

How many D cell batteries did it take?

[SpursWoman]

How many D cell batteries did it take?



Have I shown you the one I have that runs on one of these bad boys?



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:)

[AlamoSpursFan]

Gee, and all these years we thought Mom was making margaritas in the bedroom...

:lol

[gay abc]

only if she brings her purse into the bedroom when it's time to do the nasty - you might wanna bring it up then :lol

[desflood]

If it's in the bedroom, fine. If it's in the purse, it's being used elsewhere...

[Useruser666]

Does it look like any of these?

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[SpursWoman]

Dear Santa.....





:angel

[Shelly]

Dayum!

[maxpower]

Mouse seems to be running out of material...he's into reruns now.

[bigzak25]

actually guys, wasn't it a cucumber under his sisters bed....and now it's a vibrator in his girlfriends purse...subtle differences...

mouse, what did it taste like...cuz i know you...and i know you licked and smelled dat sumbitch....probobaly made a salad with that old cucumber too...

[CosmicCowboy]

Zak, you already probably know the answer to that...

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[davi78239]

I say you bring it up at the appropriate time like mentioned above.

[Shelly]

I think you should sell her vibrator on Ebay and then use the proceeds for beer money.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

actually guys, wasn't it a cucumber under his sisters bed....and now it's a vibrator in his girlfriends purse...subtle differences...

mouse, what did it taste like...cuz i know you...and i know you licked and smelled dat sumbitch....probobaly made a salad with that old cucumber too...


I think Zak is right. But I thought it was a large carrot or zuchini.

Maybe it was a summer sausage. . .I can't remember anymore.





And he found a bag of pot in his mom's purse. . .just for the record.

[gay abc]

I think you should sell her vibrator on Ebay and then use the proceeds for beer money.


:lmao

really cuz i'm NOT gonna give you a ride to the pawn shop to pawn it :lol

[Victor Newman]

Gee, and all these years we thought Mom was making margaritas in the bedroom...

:lol

^RACK^ :lmao

[Al Sharpton]

Thank you all for your help.

[Carnie]

I think you should sell her vibrator on Ebay and then use the proceeds for beer money.

It would have to have been used by someone famous, How much you want? :smokin