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johnsmith
05-29-2009, 08:48 AM
So I'm driving north on 35 this morning. I stop at a gas station on 46 and 35 in New Braunfels to pick up a gatorade as I'm a bit hung over this morning. I leave the gas station and zone out as I drive north on the frontage road. I look in my rearview and see a red pickup a ways back, I think very little of it. I look again about 5 seconds later and this dude has all but caught up to me. I'm still zoned out at this point and I slowly ease onto the entrance ramp to 35. While I'm easing on to 35 I realize there are about 10 cops behind this red truck.

I blocked this dude from getting on the freeway without even knowing I did it. About two tenths of a mile later, this dude loses control of his truck on the frontage road around a soft curve, over compensates and crashes into an RV dealerships chain link fence and rolls the truck.

My adrenaline starts pumping as cops are all over the freeway up ahead of me.

I saved the day. I'm a hero...................now if the Nuggets can win tonight and I win the lotto tomorrow, it will be an excellent weekend.
BruceBowenFan
05-29-2009, 08:52 AM
You almost killed a guy, im proud of you. :tu.
johnsmith
05-29-2009, 08:58 AM
You almost killed a guy, im proud of you. :tu.

Never thought of it that way. Good for me.
1369
05-29-2009, 09:00 AM
Crashed into an RV dealership?

Great, just give B2B more to bitch about.
Dr. Gonzo
05-29-2009, 09:01 AM
I dedicate this song to you.

oLC73DB7jE8
BackStabber
05-29-2009, 09:05 AM
This is for you.

http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/s/submarine.jpg
FaithInOne
05-29-2009, 09:13 AM
Smith. John Smith MF'er.
BruceBowenFan
05-29-2009, 09:21 AM
Never thought of it that way. Good for me.

Glad i could help. :lol
stretch
05-29-2009, 09:36 AM
lol orton
johnsmith
05-29-2009, 10:06 AM
lol orton


:lol

How dare you talk to a hero that way. I saved countless lives on my way to work, what did you do?
BacktoBasics
05-29-2009, 10:15 AM
A hangover with a purpose.

BTW this reminds me of Tom Green in Freddy Got Fingers when he "saved the day" by delivering the baby.
johnsmith
05-29-2009, 10:49 AM
WTF? There is not one news story about this anywhere. I want to know wtf happened.

I guess when you're this close to the highest crime rated city it's pretty common.
mrsmaalox
05-29-2009, 11:51 AM
We need more people like you :)
marini martini
05-29-2009, 11:54 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm u went:


from a zero to a hero!!!:toast
stretch
05-29-2009, 12:32 PM
:lol

How dare you talk to a hero that way. I saved countless lives on my way to work, what did you do?

made fun of the broncos and kyle orton

lol orton

lol choked away AFC west title
Extra Stout
05-29-2009, 12:48 PM
So, basically...

You serve society best when you stumble around oblivious to reality.

:tu
Summers
05-29-2009, 05:15 PM
Crashed into an RV dealership?

Great, just give B2B more to bitch about.

:lol What I was going to say.


We need more people like you :)

People who drive hung over?
Frenzy
05-29-2009, 05:59 PM
u pulled a "homer"
2Blonde
05-29-2009, 08:26 PM
Here's your gold star.:toast

http://www.touchpointcoaching.com/blog/wp-content/themes/Stained/images/gold_star.jpg
Duff McCartney
05-29-2009, 08:30 PM
"People don't want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television."