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[CubanSucks]

Can anyone tell me (or give me an educated guess) how long it would take for marijuana to completely get out of your system and not show up on a drug test?

[duncan228]

From a 'pass a drug test' site:


When you ask the question “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

http://www.passadrugtestingforall.com/long-does-marijuana-stay-your-system-a-4.html

[CubanSucks]

From a 'pass a drug test' site:



http://www.passadrugtestingforall.com/long-does-marijuana-stay-your-system-a-4.html

Wow. Talk about getting your hopes up. Up to 10 days for just smoking it on one occasion? DAMNIT!!!

Well what about alcohol. How long does a drug AND alcohol test reach up to? I would guess alcohol would be less permanent but what the fuck do I know

[mookie2001]

no way if you were clean before you smoked one time, it would be gone in a less than a week, if youre fat and smoke 10 times a day it would only take about 4-5 weeks


if youre talking about an employment or probation alcohol test its just a breathalizer, so just dont drink that day

if youre worried go to walgreens and buy a test it costs like 15 bones and its the exact one used 99% of the time, then drink water, sweat accordingly

unless youre applying to the fbi or american airlines they use some crazyshit

[SpursStalker]

Can anyone tell me (or give me an educated guess) how long it would take for marijuana to completely get out of your system and not show up on a drug test?

Wont matter if they yank a hair sample ...

:wow

[MiamiHeat]

lol

[CubanSucks]

Wont matter if they yank a hair sample ...

:wow

I know, that shit is crazy!

[Laker Lover!]

Is working at subway that important?

Give your boss a piss sample like this!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/pee-gif.gif

[CubanSucks]

no way if you were clean before you smoked one time, it would be gone in a less than a week, if youre fat and smoke 10 times a day it would only take about 4-5 weeks


if youre talking about an employment or probation alcohol test its just a breathalizer, so just dont drink that day

if youre worried go to walgreens and buy a test it costs like 15 bones and its the exact one used 99% of the time, then drink water, sweat accordingly

unless youre applying to the fbi or american airlines they use some crazyshit

So what if you just wanna smoke for a day or two and had been clean for about 3 months before that?

[SpursStalker]

I know, that shit is crazy!

If you wanna beat it you can ...

Go to your local sun harvest and get a bottle of Golden Seal.

Take 4 tablets every 4 hrs for 2 days ... Drink LOTS of water

You'll pass

:D

[JudynTX]

If you wanna beat it you can ...

Go to your local sun harvest and get a bottle of Golden Seal.

Take 4 tablets every 4 hrs for 2 days ... Drink LOTS of water

You'll pass

:D

Sooooooooooooooooo, you've tried it and know it works? :D

[LnGrrrR]

Can anyone tell me (or give me an educated guess) how long it would take for marijuana to completely get out of your system and not show up on a drug test?

Make sure they're only testing your piss, and not your hair. If they test your hair, might as well apply for another job. :D

[SpursStalker]

Sooooooooooooooooo, you've tried it and know it works? :D

Ummmmmmmmmmm

:hat

[JudynTX]

Ummmmmmmmmmm

:hat

Yes or no :lol

[Laker Lanny]

Bitch you didn't ask us fo help when you waz smoking that shit!

Fuck You!

[Pick of Destiny]

http://cannabis.com/files/photos/c902b497eb97228L.jpg

[SpursStalker]

Yes or no :lol

I'll put it this way ...

It worked for me. I dont know about anyone else but me.

*that's my disclaimer in case cuban fails*

:lol

[SpursStalker]

clipped

Could you have made that any bigger?

:lmao

[JudynTX]

I'll put it this way ...

It worked for me. I dont know about anyone else but me.

*that's my disclaimer in case cuban fails*

:lol

:lmao Gotcha!

[DeadlyDynasty]

roasting a bowl right now...I only get piss tested if A. I get into an accident or B. I accidentally kill someone

[Soul_Patch]

Weed is way more important than some stupid job, so just smoke more and worry about it tomorrow.

[DisAsTerBot]

tests are easily beaten.....
gmc has cleansing drinks that are about $40, but refunded if you fail, you drink it and lots of water and don't smoke about 48hrs before and....PASS

..i smoked the night before and still passed

btw...NO ONE takes a hair sample

[Col. Sam Daniels]

You want to get tested come to Cedar Falls!



I thought that shit was legal already?

http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2008/01/28/marijuana-Vending-Machines.jpg

[duncan228]

I've heard that some places test for the products that supposedly help you pass. Things like 'Klear'. If they find stuff like that they fail you without even needing drugs in your system. Don't know if it's fact or not, but you should do as much homework as you can.

[pkbpkb81]

Can anyone tell me (or give me an educated guess) how long it would take for marijuana to completely get out of your system and not show up on a drug test?

30 days

[mookie2001]

sorry duncan228
i dont think you know much about drug tests





I also heard that some weed dealers, put angel dust and pcp in their weed and you'll go crazy!




and yes NO ONE takes a hair sample, people dont like spending $1,000 to test people if theres any chance they might fail

[CubanSucks]

I'll put it this way ...

It worked for me. I dont know about anyone else but me.

*that's my disclaimer in case cuban fails*

:lol

:nope I believe my name is CubanSucks so please try not to refer to me as Cuban again. Thank you sir. That is all. :smokin

[Winehole23]

Talk to your local head shop employee. A variety of products are available. A couple of salesmen I've known swear on "Terminator Gold."

[duncan228]

sorry duncan228
i dont think you know much about drug tests

Didn't claim to. That's why I said "I've heard" and "Don't know if it's fact or not" and recommended that he do as much research as he can.

:)

[SpursStalker]

:nope I believe my name is CubanSucks so please try not to refer to me as Cuban again. Thank you sir. That is all. :smokin

:lol

I beg your pardon Mr.CubanSucks ....

:worthy:

[pawe]

What about testing for tobacco for health insurance?

[Susan Boyle]

How about a test for your sperm count to see if you masturbate? Whats next they check you family tree to make sure your not a Jew?

[pawe]

What about shutting your ugly pie hole you fucking talent show choker. (im not bashing the poster, im bashing that overrated-cant-handle-the-fame choke artist)

[SpursStalker]

Have you taken the test yet?

[Torso]

30 days is a safe bet.