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monosylab1k
06-03-2009, 09:26 AM
:lmao

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/Dirk%20-%20Dirty.jpg

lefty
06-03-2009, 09:30 AM
Photoshop material


And he couldn't pick better looking girls ?

monosylab1k
06-03-2009, 09:31 AM
And he couldn't pick better looking girls ?

They're a huge step up from Cristal Taylor

monosylab1k
06-03-2009, 09:32 AM
btw, Dirk looks pretty good with his Ron Burgundy "milk was a bad choice" beard. Seriously, he should keep it for next season.

manufan10
06-03-2009, 09:36 AM
:lmao

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/Dirk%20-%20Dirty.jpg

The new Geico salesman.. So easy Dirk can do it.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
06-03-2009, 09:37 AM
lol I thought this would be another drunk thread from mono

Boris Diaw still puts him to shame with ugly girls:

http://www.bobcatsbaseline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boris_dirty.jpg

There's nothing worse than an over privileged fat girl from Scottsdale that thinks she's skinny and hot.

lefty
06-03-2009, 09:43 AM
They're a huge step up from Cristal Taylor
It had to be

lefty
06-03-2009, 09:45 AM
lol I thought this would be another drunk thread from mono

Boris Diaw still puts him to shame with ugly girls:

http://www.bobcatsbaseline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boris_dirty.jpg

There's nothing worse than an over privileged fat girl from Scottsdale that thinks she's skinny and hot.



Damn Boris Diaw is retarded; he 's an NBA player and that's all he can get ?

Imagine the uglies he was getting before jumpping to the NBA :wow

Ghazi
06-03-2009, 09:46 AM
:)

DUNCANownsKOBE2
06-03-2009, 09:55 AM
Damn Boris Diaw is retarded; he 's an NBA player and that's all he can get ?

Imagine the uglies he was getting before jumpping to the NBA :wow

His first season in Phoenix he was dating a 14 year old freshman at a local prep school.

Ghazi
06-03-2009, 09:58 AM
His first season in Phoenix he was dating a 14 year old freshman at a local prep school.

Yum!

DUNCANownsKOBE2
06-03-2009, 10:00 AM
Yum!

I was only a year older than her and she was actually hot.....or in Diaw's case hot jail bait.

JamStone
06-03-2009, 10:01 AM
I don't knock any pro athlete for fucking with ugly girls. It's about numbers. I'm betting that up to 80% of Wilt's victims were ugly and I'm sure Wilt didn't give a shit. I'm guessing Boris and most NBA players don't either.

lefty
06-03-2009, 10:34 AM
His first season in Phoenix he was dating a 14 year old freshman at a local prep school.
Damn :lol

JamStone
06-03-2009, 11:04 AM
I believe older guys dating minors isn't as taboo in Europe. America is really conservative with shit like this. I remember when Anna Kournikova was 15 years old and romantically involved with both Servi Federov and Pavel Bure who were both in their mid or late 20s, and her mom was fine with it. Not that it isn't weird or even wrong, but I think it's viewed much worse in American culture. I don't know. I could be wrong. But that's my guess.

Gino
06-03-2009, 11:08 AM
If I was Dirk, I'd be hitting the bottle too.

koriwhat
06-03-2009, 11:20 AM
gotta love dirks faggy style... nice shirt queer.

ps: looks like dirk likes dumb white bitches... i'd rather roll with some bigger latinas with spice in my life then roll with some white bitches that do one thing, lay on their backs and think they know how to get down.

Ghazi
06-03-2009, 11:33 AM
Id tap both those chicks in da photo FWIW

GET OFF YA HIGH HORSE PEOPLE

BlackSwordsMan
06-03-2009, 11:52 AM
Tim duncan would never ditch D&D night to act like this

lefty
06-03-2009, 11:58 AM
Where is Matt Maloney when you need him? :lol

RsxPiimp
06-03-2009, 12:46 PM
Everyone fucks ugly chics from time to time... even a few fat ones with money, but you never see Dirk or Boris with fine chics. Thats alarming to me.

post pics of your girl then we'll compare

monosylab1k
06-03-2009, 12:56 PM
I molest small girls.

ginobili's bald spot
06-03-2009, 01:34 PM
Damn son. Diaw can't afford lotion or what? Dude is ashy as fuck.

sananspursfan21
06-03-2009, 01:39 PM
Photoshop material


And he couldn't pick better looking girls ?

what? dirk's disguisting. as ugly as they are, he probly paid them

E20
06-03-2009, 01:39 PM
In the picture with Diaw, the starbucks drink the pale face bitch is holding is quite purple and Diaw has that expression on his face of I want that purple stuff.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
06-03-2009, 01:40 PM
Damn son. Diaw can't afford lotion or what? Dude is ashy as fuck.

Apparently he can't afford much or there would be girls who's tits protrude further than their guts rather than visa versa going after him.

ginobili's bald spot
06-03-2009, 01:42 PM
what? dirk's disguisting. as ugly as they are, he probly paid them

:lol @ you thinking looks matter when you're an NBA player.

ginobili's bald spot
06-03-2009, 01:46 PM
Apparently he can't afford much or there would be girls who's tits protrude further than their guts rather than visa versa going after him.

:lol The one in the back looks smashable. Maybe that's because I can't see the rest of her body though.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
06-03-2009, 01:52 PM
:lol The one in the back looks smashable. Maybe that's because I can't see the rest of her body though.

She's def. carrying a noticeable gut. She has those "narcissistic Scottsdale fat girl who thinks she's hot" baby cheeks and 2-chin.

lefty
06-03-2009, 01:57 PM
http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2008/12/yvetteprietomichaeljordan.jpg

dirk4mvp
06-03-2009, 02:09 PM
lol I thought this would be another drunk thread from mono

Boris Diaw still puts him to shame with ugly girls:

http://www.bobcatsbaseline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boris_dirty.jpg

There's nothing worse than an over privileged fat girl from Scottsdale that thinks she's skinny and hot.

I wonder which one of those bitches super sweet 16 birthday party that is.

Summers
06-03-2009, 04:05 PM
Id tap both those chicks in da photo FWIW

GET OFF YA HIGH HORSE PEOPLE

I appreciate your honesty. They're all warm and moist when the lights go out, right?

JamStone
06-03-2009, 04:24 PM
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/Dirk%20-%20Dirty.jpg


gotta love dirks faggy style... nice shirt queer.


In defense (probably wrong choice of words) of the style of his shirt...

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg23/dawood_04_2008/hasselhoff.jpg

UrAphag
06-03-2009, 06:30 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2q1hpfq.jpg

BlackBellamy
06-03-2009, 06:35 PM
lol I thought this would be another drunk thread from mono

Boris Diaw still puts him to shame with ugly girls:

http://www.bobcatsbaseline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/boris_dirty.jpg

There's nothing worse than an over privileged fat girl from Scottsdale that thinks she's skinny and hot.

Hey, some brothas just gotta have a girl with a lot of ass. S'nothing to be ashamed of.

DUNCANownsKOBE2
06-03-2009, 06:37 PM
Hey, some brothas just gotta have a girl with a lot of ass. S'nothing to be ashamed of.

When you're a fuckin NBA player who makes a near 8 figure salary you should be able to find a girl with ass and w/o gut.

JoeTait75
06-03-2009, 07:04 PM
Big girls tend to give better blowjobs than skinny girls.

David Bowie
06-03-2009, 07:06 PM
I'm fine with Dirk's chicks, except for Crystal, she's scary. Boris's chicks are a bit on the fugly side (unless you're into the BBW thing). Maybe he gets beer goggles and Dirk doesn't?

poop
06-03-2009, 07:15 PM
1. why does Diaw have his shirt off in what appears to be a bar/club?

2. he appears quite flabby and out of shape for someone who is a pro athlete who does shitloads of cardio

DeadlyDynasty
06-03-2009, 07:26 PM
Big girls tend to give better blowjobs than skinny girls.

+100

One of my FWBs--Amber--is a quasi-chubby chick that I'm friends with for just that reason (she's pretty cool in her own right tho). Trust me fellas, you wouldn't care if she was a little meaty after the most ball-draining experience of your life.