SpursTalk Rap Battle

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

In light of recent controversial comments, my client has challenged Rapin' Kobe to a battle, and that challenge has been accepted. The battle will take place around 10 PM or so in this thread. My client has requested 5 judges to be picked to judge this event. If you are available at said time, and would like consideration as a judge, please let me know. Thank you.

posted from my Blackberry iPhone

[LeCrab]

I'll be traveling by around these parts around that time. I'll judge that joint.

Make me a judge. Let's shake on it.

[ginobili's bald spot]

You fail at agent. Not everyone here is in the same timezone son. You have to specify.

[ManuTP9]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2ik84t4.jpg

[BlackBellamy]

I think Shaq's been doin' stretches this whole off season
Not to keep in shape but for one nasty reason
He'll be doin' splits, getting right in to place
To put his anus to some Faker lips, Kobe tell me how my ass taste?

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

You fail at agent. Not everyone here is in the same timezone son. You have to specify.

My client is currently in Texas as he is getting ready to be Grand Marshal at an Indy car race. We'll go with Central Standard Time.

posted from my blackberry iphone twitter iphone

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

The Five Judges will be picked at 6 PM Central Time. Get your name in for consideration before then. Thank you.

Posted via Facebook via Twitter from my Blackberry iPhone

[ginobili's bald spot]

posted from my blackberry iphone twitter iphone

:lol

[koriwhat]

in LA i made it big
but troubled times came a looking
and i split

in miami i made it big
then i got seriously lazy
and i split

in the club i made it big
rapped about getting my salad tossed
by a rapist pig

at the end of the day
i made it big
the biggest loser now givin' kobe head


-ps shaq is realy routing on kobe these finals?

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

SPURSTALK


The Rap Battle of the Millenium is here!

Rappin' Shaq vs. Rapin' Kobe


10 PM! Get hyphy or somesuch.

posted from my iPhone

[dickface]

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[stretch]

i'll judge

[stretch]

LMAO posted via blackberry iphone via twitter

[lil_penny]

Epic event

[Kevin Garnett]

Motherfuck them niggas! Neither one of those motherfuckers are winning any championships any motherfuckin time soon! Not when I'm up in this bitch! Fuck this rap shit, you motherfuckas! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim_Rome]

AMAZING. UNREAL. INCREDIBLE.

This guy, who doesn't have an ounce of cred thinks he can roll up in here and he can claim a spurstalk rap battle without the nba forum even have the 2009 spurstalk smack off. How about you slow your role, junior.

Clones, send me emails about this subject and demand it be moved after the smack off.

-posted from my blackberry which is obviously more expensive and has much more fancy applications than this homo's.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread needs some hype.

[Officer Slater]

Let's get this shit crackin!

[kamikazi_player]

Is Hyping Manu joining us as well?

[Timmy Timmons]

You're dead as a door nail, Rapin' Kobe.

[Tommy Timmons]

You're dead as a door nail, Rapin' Kobe.

[kamikazi_player]

Hey, it would be better to have the rap battle after the game today, but i can multitask. :)

[024]

i have a feeling rappin shaq and rapin kobe are the same person.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

AMAZING. UNREAL. INCREDIBLE.

This guy, who doesn't have an ounce of cred thinks he can roll up in here and he can claim a spurstalk rap battle without the nba forum even have the 2009 spurstalk smack off. How about you slow your role, junior.

Clones, send me emails about this subject and demand it be moved after the smack off.

-posted from my blackberry which is obviously more expensive and has much more fancy applications than this homo's.

allegedly.

[TampaDude]

Kids...don't do drugs, m'kay???

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

Hey, it would be better to have the rap battle after the game today, but i can multitask. :)

You have an excellent point. Allegedly, my client suggested 10 PM in order to have his opponent be otherwise occupied with a basketball game and therefore no-show. Those allegations are completely untrue.

After Game 1 is a final, the battle will begin. Thank you.

posted via MySpace's Twitter blog feature on Facebook from my Blackberry iPhone

[Rappin' V-Span]

Racist lies. Why only Amerikan "rappers" allowed battle??????

Greek Rap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Amerikan rap :lol It is not even close.
This would be like saying Amerikan cheese is better than FETA cheese. Lies. Idiots.

[Rapping Scola]

I got this shit...

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

Judges for tonight's battle are:

LeCrab
stretch
DuncanownsKobe
Josh Howard
BobcatsDynasty

Thank you.

posted from my motorola pager

[Rappin' V-Span]

I got this shit...

Shut your lies up. I own you already :lol

[dirk4mvp]

Judges for tonight's battle are:

LeCrab
stretch
DuncanownsKobe
Josh Howard
BobcatsDynasty

Thank you.

posted from my motorola pager


Fuck you. Get me on that shit.

[LeCrab]

Let's rap and roll.

[kamikazi_player]

Prediction: Rappin Shaq sweeps Rapin Kobe.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I didn't know I was a judge but I'm here.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Where in the fuck is fat Shaq.

Rapin Shaq's Agent needs to get his shit together.

[Ghazi]

Kobe looks to be on his way to his first title without Shaq this year.

Shaq hasn't won a title since leaving LA

"Shaq can't do without me!"

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

viewing thread: Rapin' Kobe


This shit's on

[Rapin' Kobe]

I just got out the showers, I'll start this shit off
Will Rappin' Shaq even show up for his loss?
Not likely, that bitch will get killed like the Magic
Lose ain't in my vocab, time for me to stab it
Pussy's what I'm talkin bout, I wanna do some rapin'
Then jack off so hard my dick starts chafin'
No way in hell we ever lose to fuckin' Orlando
Those bitches bout to flop worse than Fernando
Valenzuela, Rappin' Shaq I'm here to rape ya
Don't resist me or else I'm gonna have to tape ya
hands together, now squeal like a piggy
Butt rape ya so hard ya get fuckin dizzy
When I get number four you gonna cry like a faggot
Tell you how your ass taste? Bitch I never had it

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Rappin Shaq has some work to do.

[kamikazi_player]

I thought it was alrite.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

We love this shit...:lol

The mods allowing these trolls are one of the best parts of this message board.

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

Fuck you. Get me on that shit.

Josh Howard is off getting high, so if you'd like to step in, you're welcome to do so.

posted from my messenger pigeon

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

My client has read the opening rap and is preparing his rebuttal. Thanks.

posted via The Pony Express

[LeCrab]

I wonder if it's going to be only one round?
I say double that shit up. How does that sound?
Have to drop two hot verses, we'll see who the bitches is.
The black ego or fat snack, we'll all be the witnesses.

[kamikazi_player]

posted via The Pony Express
:lmao

[j-money24]

Rappin' Snaq there he goes!!

[Rappin' Shaq]

Showin up late to this shit cuz yo I don't care
Rapin' Kobe gettin massacred like Tiananmen Square
One fuckin Finals win and you rub your dick raw?
Since when was Kobe on the Mavericks, yall?

It dont even matter cuz Orlando comin back
Dwight Howard just got a call from Big Shaq
Tha Cactus told him how to get shit done
The trade for D-Wade bout to go thru sons

At the very least my showmanship is always on point
Tonights game put me to sleep like that Spike Lee Joint
That was some boring ass shit, you just keep sucking
The only way you entertain is when they make you a fuckin puppet

And Kobe my child, I ain't cryin over shit
Even if you win a ring you still just a little bitch
You still snitched to the cops, crying in their face
Orlando in 5, bitch, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[kamikazi_player]

Showin up late to this shit cuz yo I don't care
Rapin' Kobe gettin massacred like Tiananmen Square
One fuckin Finals win and you rub your dick raw?
Since when was Kobe on the Mavericks, yall?

It dont even matter cuz Orlando comin back
Dwight Howard just got a call from Big Shaq
Tha Cactus told him how to get shit done
The trade for D-Wade bout to go thru sons

At the very least my showmanship is always on point
Tonights game put me to sleep like that Spike Lee Joint
That was some boring ass shit, you just keep sucking
The only way you entertain is when they make you a fuckin puppet

And Kobe my child, I ain't cryin over shit
Even if you win a ring you still just a little bitch
You still snitched to the cops, crying in their face
Orlando in 5, bitch, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Rappin Shaq tossed Rapin' Kobe's salad. That's one judge's vote. Sorry but Rapin' Kobe couldn't compete with some of the lines about Spike Lee and puppets.

[jag]

Kobe's gonna have to come from behind in this one.

[j-money24]

OOOOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTTT!!!
Yo DJ, SPIN THAT SHIT!

Your turn Kobe.

[rAm]

Classic,

Welcome Back!

[LeCrab]

Rappin' Shaq just sat on Kobe's face and made him eat that shit.

Is it only the one round?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

No it wasn't Rapin' Kobe is viewing the thread.

[j-money24]

Rapin' Kobe, Watchu got?

[angelbelow]

where can i get a blackberry iphone? shit sounds legit

[TDMVPDPOY]

shit rappin kobe go hide under a rock fagot

[j-money24]

Come on Rappin' Kobe, you're putting me to sleep.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

This better be special with the wait.

[Rapin' Kobe]

That fat fuck is really dissin my movie, man?
I worked with Spike Lee - bitch you made Kazaam
So you think playing a fuckin' genie ain't a failure then?
How bout your video game where you fight aliens?
And my Vitamin Water commercial straight up kills yours
Even better I didn't dress like a fuckin' jockey on a horse
Dumbass with no class, bitch respect the greatest
Jackass ya time has passed, you must fuckin hate it
And I aint celebratin yet but we're gonna win it potentially
It's guaranteed just like your fat ass growing exponentially
Don't worry, you got a fallback career as a cop
Oh wait they fired your dumb ass, well I guess not
Enjoy fuckin your hos and payin them off with cars
I'm still playin for a ring with an audience of stars

[j-money24]

Fail Rapin' Kobe, goodnight all..
Rapin' Snaq wins again.

[lil_penny]

Rappin shaq! Rappin shaq! Rappin shaq!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

That was noticeably better than Kobe's first rap Shaq's gonna need to come up big or else Kobe ties it up.

[j-money24]

No way, Shaq still has it.

[kamikazi_player]

Rappin shaq! Rappin shaq! Rappin shaq!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

No way, Shaq still has it.

I'm the fuckin judge :lol

And the kazaam joke alone keeps Rapin' Kobe in the hunt.

[kamikazi_player]

4 of the 5 mentioned judges are not even here.

[kamikazi_player]

Yeah Rapin Kobe is not doing so well.

[Spursfan092120]

Not a judge..but Shaq still has it...his 1 was better than both of Kobe's put together...

[Spursfan092120]

I have a recording studio in my house and work with hip hop artists...I'd love to get ahold of Rappin Shaq..lol...

[Rapin' Kobe]

Comin' back real quick to throw one last uppercut
Shaq gettin killed like Biggie after Hit Em Up
Fat fucker probably too busy stuffin his face
Sticky fingers due to cum residue & donut glaze
Can't win without me or the refs in his pocket
He has better success givin dogs Red Rockets
If you vote for Rappin' Shaq you a straight up sucka
You really gonna vote for this retarded mothafucka?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/kazaam-shaq-shaquille-oneal-suns.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

Shaq needs another one...one more like the first one and he'll finish Kobe off..otherwise Kobe wins with quantity...Shaq's was better, but Kobe's showing more enthusiasm.

[kamikazi_player]

Comin' back real quick to throw one last uppercut
Shaq gettin killed like Biggie after Hit Em Up
Fat fucker probably too busy stuffin his face
Sticky fingers due to cum residue & donut glaze
Can't win without me or the refs in his pocket
He has better success givin dogs Red Rockets
If you vote for Rappin' Shaq you a straight up sucka
You really gonna vote for this retarded mothafucka?

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/kazaam-shaq-shaquille-oneal-suns.jpg
:rollin

[lil_penny]

Kobe making a comeback

[j-money24]

That one was alright.
Rappin' Shaq is up.

[LeCrab]

Rappin Shaq wins even without another verse but it would be nice if he dropped another one to finish it out.

[Spursfan092120]

Rappin Shaq wins even without another verse but it would be nice if he dropped another one to finish it out.
it's a battle of quantity vs. quality. I think Kobe's quality was enough to hang with Shaq because of the three verses...but if Shaq drops one more, he's got it.

[Findog]

Kobe's gonna have to come from behind in this one.

:lmao

[Spursfan092120]

:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao
Shit..I fucking missed that one...I need another beer...lol

[Findog]

:lmao:lmao:lmao
Shit..I fucking missed that one...I need another beer...lol

What's funny is that's what got Kobe in trouble...not everything else he did, but going for 5th base.

[Rappin' Shaq]

What the hell? This shit is really still goin on?
Same reaction I had while watchin your movie, son
I was gettin a blumpkin, too busy to be readin
You got smashed like a pumpkin and ya ass is bleedin

Don't feel bad, you ain't the first to get killed
By the Rappin' Aristotle, many more have been drilled
Rappin' Tony, Vlade, Biedrins, all aired out from my rapping
Rappin' Baron Davis a no-show after a pulled a hamstring

Take your loss like a man, accept this oral fucking
Not rape, I get consent because the ladies love me
Time to get some more head, I'm outta this place
Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

[SnakeBoy]

This shit is over. Kobe got raped.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Shaq just won largely cause of that pulled hamstring comment.

[LeCrab]

I was gettin a blumpkin, too busy to be readin
You got smashed like a pumpkin and ya ass is bleedin

5 mics on the strength of this gem alone.

[BobcatsDynasty]

No surprises here. Rappin' Shaq wins. Rapin' Kobe thought he could come in here and rap some raps, but he proved he was a fluke rapper. I did enjoy his subtle Nas reference in the first rap, but that was about all he did good, nothing personal. Rappin' Shaq was the favorite in this battle, no surprises that he won. Just winning a rap battle he's supposed to win.

[Spursfan092120]

I do believe the Rap Battle Championship belt goes to Rappin Shaq

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/WWF_Championship_1998_-_2002.jpg/800px-WWF_Championship_1998_-_2002.jpg

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lol I love this site.

[Spursfan092120]

:lol I love this site.
:tu

[LeCrab]

:lol I love this site.

I can't wait for the SpursTalk KG v. Ron Artest bark off. I predict Artest leaves KG out in the cold and kills that dog.

[JustBlaze]

That Spike Lee joint was pathetic.

Plus Juan

[BlackSwordsMan]

Showin up late to this shit cuz yo I don't care
Rapin' Kobe gettin massacred like Tiananmen Square
One fuckin Finals win and you rub your dick raw?
Since when was Kobe on the Mavericks, yall?

It dont even matter cuz Orlando comin back
Dwight Howard just got a call from Big Shaq
Tha Cactus told him how to get shit done
The trade for D-Wade bout to go thru sons

At the very least my showmanship is always on point
Tonights game put me to sleep like that Spike Lee Joint
That was some boring ass shit, you just keep sucking
The only way you entertain is when they make you a fuckin puppet

And Kobe my child, I ain't cryin over shit
Even if you win a ring you still just a little bitch
You still snitched to the cops, crying in their face
Orlando in 5, bitch, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!
that was fucking beautiful

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

We need to have weekly organized rap battles on this site :lol

[duncan228]

Great stuff, props to both. :toast

[ginobili's bald spot]

Great stuff, props to both. :toast

Both teams played hard.

[Kori Ellis]

Shaq wins hands down because he pulled the "puppet" card. :lmao

[Rappin' V-Span]

Shaq wins. But if we rap with Euro rules, I win easily, that is why you no see any American rappers in Europe.

I try and battle Shaq before but he never responds, just say "stupid greek salad tosser", I don't even work at restaurant :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

This needs to be nominated for thread of the year:toast

Like another poster already said, this is what makes ST great...the mods let the trolls do their thing. Epic rhymes from both sides:rollin

[Mr. Mackey]

I approve of this thread....mmm..m'kay?

[to21]

I have to admit I thought this was gonna be corny....

I LMAO'd....Rapin Shaq spittin' fire!

[to21]

Shaq wins hands down because he pulled the "puppet" card. :lmaoWhat she said.

[urunobili]

Rappin' Shaq FTW :tu

[ShoogarBear]

That fat fuck is really dissin my movie, man?
I worked with Spike Lee - bitch you made Kazaam
So you think playing a fuckin' genie ain't a failure then?
How bout your video game where you fight aliens?


Shaq may have won the war, but this was outstanding.

[Spurminator]

I don't know... It's just missing something without Hype Man Manu and Rappin Mr. Robinson. The best of these threads always had a strong ensemble.

[dirk4mvp]

Shaq > Kobe

[ShoogarBear]

I don't know... It's just missing something without Hype Man Manu and Rappin Mr. Robinson. The best of these threads always had a strong ensemble.
"Rapping"

[Rappin' MJ]

The G-O-A-T? It's M-I-K-E
Like Mike? That's what Kobe wanna be
Little punkass wanna say I'm not the greatest
I'll bet you money that I'd beat that rapist
In one-on-one, Let's go right now
10 dollars a shot, I got that boom boom pow
After that we'll play some poker with a 50 dollar ante
Then make a bet on who can eat the most food at Grandy's
I bet I could even beat Shaq in that wager
I'll bet a million dollars and a corduroy blazer

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The G-O-A-T? It's M-I-K-E
Like Mike? That's what Kobe wanna be
Little punkass wanna say I'm not the greatest
I'll bet you money that I'd beat that rapist
In one-on-one, Let's go right now
10 dollars a shot, I got that boom boom pow
After that we'll play some poker with a 50 dollar ante
Then make a bet on who can eat the most food at Grandy's
I bet I could even beat Shaq in that wager
I'll bet a million dollars and a cuorduroy blazer

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[kamikazi_player]

The G-O-A-T? It's M-I-K-E
Like Mike? That's what Kobe wanna be
Little punkass wanna say I'm not the greatest
I'll bet you money that I'd beat that rapist
In one-on-one, Let's go right now
10 dollars a shot, I got that boom boom pow
After that we'll play some poker with a 50 dollar ante
Then make a bet on who can eat the most food at Grandy's
I bet I could even beat Shaq in that wager
I'll bet a million dollars and a cuorduroy blazer

:rollin:lmao:rollin

[kamikazi_player]

looks like some serious competition is on the way!

[stretch]

Shaq FTW.

Rappin MJ wasn't bad though.

[urunobili]

WTF is Hype Man Manu?

[TampaDude]

The G-O-A-T? It's M-I-K-E
Like Mike? That's what Kobe wanna be
Little punkass wanna say I'm not the greatest
I'll bet you money that I'd beat that rapist
In one-on-one, Let's go right now
10 dollars a shot, I got that boom boom pow
After that we'll play some poker with a 50 dollar ante
Then make a bet on who can eat the most food at Grandy's
I bet I could even beat Shaq in that wager
I'll bet a million dollars and a corduroy blazer

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[monosylab2k]

:lol Rappin Shaq ftw again

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

I don't know... It's just missing something without Hype Man Manu and Rappin Mr. Robinson. The best of these threads always had a strong ensemble.

"Rapping"


The score is Shoogar Bear 1, Spurminator zero
Anyone rocking proper english is an American hero
That's only positive at all I see in this thread full of trolls
It is time for Rapping Mr. Robinson to save a few souls

Jesus would weep at what is described this thread:
acts that are only for a man and woman in a marital bed
described in detail as happening between two married men.
As if they don't already commit enough heterosexual sin!
We all knew that Shaq and Kobe cheat on their wives,
now we all know they lead Rock Hudson style lives.
The signs were all there, we just saw them too late
The first should have been Shaq put on some weight.
He got in a relationship and then he got fat,
everyone's had a girlfriend or two that did that.
Kobe ran him out of town for putting on that gut,
and now it's obvious why he aimed for that girl's butt.
If I were president such behavior would get you arrested,
but I can say for now is that you should both get yourselves tested.
Get on with your lives guys, this stuff has gotten old
settle your break up like real men, not sissy cuckolds!


But I forgive you, Shaq and Kobe, I don't hold grudges
Now it's time to have a word or two with the judges
You guys cheer this behavior on as i watch in horror
as this thread becomes a cyber Sodom and Gommorrah.
Kori and LJ, you know that I love you two,
but this kind of permissiveness will not do.
Lock these threads and ban all rapping! It's that simple!
Otherwise I Am will take down Spurtalk like he did The Temple

This rap's getting long, and I hate to ramble
but MJ you really should not continue to gamble
it's immoral, it's risky; "cool" it is not
With your divorce and Bobcats you should protect what cash you've got
So just think twice before you bet on Cubs vs. Dodgers
and listen to the wisdom of my boy Kenny Rogers

"You got to know when to hold them,
know when to fold them,
know when to walk away, know when to run
you never count your money
when you're sitting at the table
they'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done"

Yeah! How you like that? I'm old school like Jay Z!
Sampling hardcore tracks like he did with Annie!
You can't top that! You chumps better hide!
I apologize baby Jesus, I just committed the sin of pride.

Well I need to get out of here and go repent,
but just remember all my advice was Heaven sent
Every Sunday is a chance for change, don't let your lives go to waste
Get to church, get communion, and TELL ME HOW MY LORD TASTE!

[ShoogarBear]

.
.
.

/thread

/messsage board

/internet

:lmao

[stretch]

The score is Shoogar Bear 1, Spurminator zero
Anyone rocking proper english is an American hero
That's only positive at all I see in this thread full of trolls
It is time for Rapping Mr. Robinson to save a few souls

Jesus would weep at what is described this thread:
acts that are only for a man and woman in a marital bed
described in detail as happening between two married men.
As if they don't already commit enough heterosexual sin!
We all knew that Shaq and Kobe cheat on their wives,
now we all know they lead Rock Hudson style lives.
The signs were all there, we just saw them too late
The first should have been Shaq put on some weight.
He got in a relationship and then he got fat,
everyone's had a girlfriend or two that did that.
Kobe ran him out of town for putting on that gut,
and now it's obvious why he aimed for that girl's butt.
If I were president such behavior would get you arrested,
but I can say for now is that you should both get yourselves tested.
Get on with your lives guys, this stuff has gotten old
settle your break up like real men, not sissy cuckolds!


But I forgive you, Shaq and Kobe, I don't hold grudges
Now it's time to have a word or two with the judges
You guys cheer this behavior on as i watch in horror
as this thread becomes a cyber Sodom and Gommorrah.
Kori and LJ, you know that I love you two,
but this kind of permissiveness will not do.
Lock these threads and ban all rapping! It's that simple!
Otherwise I Am will take down Spurtalk like he did The Temple

This rap's getting long, and I hate to ramble
but MJ you really should not continue to gamble
it's immoral, it's risky; "cool" it is not
With your divorce and Bobcats you should protect what cash you've got
So just think twice before you bet on Cubs vs. Dodgers
and listen to the wisdom of my boy Kenny Rogers

"You got to know when to hold them,
know when to fold them,
know when to walk away, know when to run
you never count your money
when you're sitting at the table
they'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done"

Yeah! How you like that? I'm old school like Jay Z!
Sampling hardcore tracks like he did with Annie!
You can't top that! You chumps better hide!
I apologize baby Jesus, I just committed the sin of pride.

Well I need to get out of here and go repent,
but just remember all my advice was Heaven sent
Every Sunday is a chance for change, don't let your lives go to waste
Get to church, get communion, and TELL ME HOW MY LORD TASTE!

fucking die you piece of shit

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

:lol that was good.

[Laker Lanny]

This battle is Bogus when you have to wait 3 days to get your screen names approved!


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/granny.jpg

[Chris Fall]

Everyone in on the action, it’s time to rep for the Hornets
Here comes the best NBA player to come out of Wake Forest
That’s right, Spurs bitches. No, it’s not Timmy Duncan
It’s that six-foot assassin, rap supreme, mini munchkin
These other rappers spit bricks, like foolish missed shots
While my punches hit where it hurts, ask Julius Hodge
Rappin’ Shaq’s career’s over, he’s lost the passion, I’m sorry
Mothafukka can’t even make the playoffs with Steve Nash and Amare
It’s clear, it’s no contest. He’ll find he’s not worthy
Lyrically, fat ass can’t see me. I’ll hide in his jersey
Kobe’s already thirty, but acts like a childish, wack simpleton
He’s more of a “joke” than a 1989 Jack Nicholson
There was a time that this rapist’s image was valiant
All American hero, and shit, he even speaks in Italian
Fuck Kobe. And fuck all those Hollywood actors
They can’t touch my method acting. I flop when it matters
I’m hot, other rappers try to bite my style and smooth flowin’
They’ll all fail, they’ll all fall, flop or not, like a dirty Bruce Bowen

[Blue Jew]

Dude change the first l in your name to i

[DeadlyDynasty]

Everyone in on the action, it’s time to rep for the Hornets
Here comes the best NBA player to come out of Wake Forest
That’s right, Spurs bitches. No, it’s not Timmy Duncan
It’s that six-foot assassin, rap supreme, mini munchkin
These other rappers spit bricks, like foolish missed shots
While my punches hit where it hurts, ask Julius Hodge
Rappin’ Shaq’s career’s over, he’s lost the passion, I’m sorry
Mothafukka can’t even make the playoffs with Steve Nash and Amare
It’s clear, it’s no contest. He’ll find he’s not worthy
Lyrically, fat ass can’t see me. I’ll hide in his jersey
Kobe’s already thirty, but acts like a childish, wack simpleton
He’s more of a “joke” than a 1989 Jack Nicholson
There was a time that this rapist’s image was valiant
All American hero, and shit, he even speaks in Italian
Fuck Kobe. And fuck all those Hollywood actors
They can’t touch my method acting. I flop when it matters
I’m hot, other rappers try to bite my style and smooth flowin’
They’ll all fail, they’ll all fall, flop or not, like a dirty Bruce Bowen

that was pretty good:toast

[Rappin' Artest]

I can't wait for the SpursTalk KG v. Ron Artest bark off. I predict Artest leaves KG out in the cold and kills that dog.

You trying to call me out son? Don't you know you callin out Ron Artest?

And all yall dumbasses are missin the difference between my boy Rapin' Kobe and Rappin' Shaq.

think about it. if Ron Artest can figure out, you can too.

[Rappin Granny]

hell yeah! let me spit sum shet at cha!

[Chieflion]

This is hilarious. Let Garnett join in the fun and diss Kobe and Artest and it would be perfect.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So is Rappin Granny actually going to rap?

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

None of you pussy wannabe's responded to my white hot rhymes here they are again:

We got Kobe rapin a white hoe
We got Shaq eaten a burger
My rhymes pack such a powerful blow
Yallz is gonna think I committed murder

Hey Kobe lemme give you a little lesson about rape
In 2008 my Celtics stomped on you like you was a grape
And Shaq bitchin about how you can't breed 'em
Hoe please, if I was yo' bitch I'd be worried you'd try to eat 'em

I'm Larry fuckin Legend bitches, remember the name
You can find me in the dictionary by the definition of "game"
I pwned Laker noobs like Shaq and Kobe
After I tossed Magic's salad his wife tried to blow me
No thanks bitch I don't want what Magic got
Besides trick you was anything but hot
Kobe already tried to diss Shaq for being in Kazaam
How bout this dis Shaq I was in MUTHAFUCKIN Spacejam

That's right I was in a movie with MJ
More like MJ was in a movie with me
When Olajuwon was in a game against Rappin' Robinson
He always looked like a G

Kareem you a puss and you always will be
Son you is so gay people confuse you with John Ameachi!!!
Now that I've layed you Laker faggots to waste
You bitches should know how my ass taste

[Chris Fall]

Man, this pigeon so ugly, they used to call him Larry “will scare a bitch.”
Here’s a great idea: trade Jermaine O’Neal for Rasho Nesterovic.
Dumbass, herpes red face, looks like your whole head formed a rash.
Only thing “legendary” ‘bout you was your 80s porn stache.
No one liked your overrated ass, from LA to Philadelph.
Len Bias heard he’d be playing with you and decided to kill himself.
Faggot ass white hope. Were they right? Nope.
You should go walk a crooked line over a cliff on a tight rope.
Just a 3 point shooter, your career should have stayed in the ditch.
But, hey, how did it feel when Michael made you his bitch?
You liked it, seeing how you played grab-ass with Magic’s bum squeezy.
Your legacy ain’t LeBron, it’s Adam Morrison and Mike Dunleavy.
What if they found out you were the hairy beaver to Magic’s wiener?
You’d probably lose some of your Klan friends, maybe even Travis Diener.
You weren’t that great of a player, but you do get a hand from your peers.
They’ll be honoring you as a GM: Indiana’s “Gay Man of the Year”

[kamikazi_player]

I want to see Rappin' Shaq vs Rappin' MJ. Make it happen.

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

Chris Fall you need to start taking Peja's mydols
Tellin' me I suck, fag you neva even been to the conference finals
Sayin' no one liked me and that I'm overrated
Unlike you it wasn't floppin' that got me so hated

Son you barely touch people and you fall down
Some of those tumbles make me think you should be wearing a gown
Son you got face fucked by Billups and Denver
Evenone watched that, even my crackas in Da klan
Denver dominated swept through New Orleans like a Hurricane
You gettin' owned by Bird right now, then you was gettin' owned by the bird man

Muthafucka they don't call me the great white hope for nothin'
Unlike you my hall of fame career has actually amounted to somethin'
Concludin' I was what lead to Len Bias' death
Son your ball hogging led to the birdman's meth

I could end this rhyme with an overused line
But unlike Chris Fall I actually got a spine
Son I know some people think you as fast as a Cheetah
But with ownage my rhymes inflict, they should be callin' me katrina

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

I'll be back to inflict more pain later.

[Chris Fall]

Oh we can definitely call you “Katrina” since we know you’re a drag queen.
Your fantasy: Jon Amechi and Richard Jefferson in a basketball tag team.
You know this fool is just mad that he’s a loser tranny.
Walking around the Pacer locker room screaming, “Hoosier daddy?”
But you not spittin fire, just some weak rap nonsense.
You ain’t winnin’ shit in this battle. This ain’t no three point contest.
Compete with Chris Fall, you’ll fall crisply when I break your bones.
No one saving you now, not Kevin McHale, not KC Jones.
You talk about getting face fucked like you have first hand experience.
And what’s with the Peja blast, man? Are you serious?
Your bitch ass traded for him, dumbass, your raps are absurd.
And, I’m not talking masturbation when I say I’m jacking the Bird.
Get ya game up, you lame fuck, cuz you ain’t touching my hard styles.
Maybe you can get some advice from your ex boyfriend, Rick Carlisle.
The hurricane insults were predictable like an Arab driving a taxi cab.
Maybe we can prevent more floods if you donated some of your maxi-pads.

[j-money24]

Chris Fall you need to start taking Peja's mydols
Tellin' me I suck, fag you neva even been to the conference finals
Sayin' no one liked me and that I'm overrated
Unlike you it wasn't floppin' that got me so hated

Son you barely touch people and you fall down
Some of those tumbles make me think you should be wearing a gown
Son you got face fucked by Billups and Denver
Evenone watched that, even my crackas in Da klan
Denver dominated swept through New Orleans like a Hurricane
You gettin' owned by Bird right now, then you was gettin' owned by the bird man

Muthafucka they don't call me the great white hope for nothin'
Unlike you my hall of fame career has actually amounted to somethin'
Concludin' I was what lead to Len Bias' death
Son your ball hogging led to the birdman's meth

I could end this rhyme with an overused line
But unlike Chris Fall I actually got a spine
Son I know some people think you as fast as a Cheetah
But with ownage my rhymes inflict, they should be callin' me katrina

:lmao

[Rappin' MJ]

What the hell? Now Larry Bird thinks that he can rap?
You already good at one activity dominated by blacks
Take that and go, it's good enough that you got one
Keep rappin and you bout to get dominated son
I killed you in the eighties, we all know that
How bout another wager, winner gets a Big Mac
I bet I'll make this shot, we did this once before
Off the glass, off the chair, off the face of that whore
Off the pizza, off the car, off my Beatles box set
Off the ficus, off the stereo, and nothin but net
Now let's sweeten the pot, I'll add a hundred dollars
And a Hanes cotton T-shirt with the no-stretch collar
Don't try to take me on, Bird, that's the final word
Or everyone will see how you just got served

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

Son you of all people shouldn't be callin' anyone a loser
That's almost as dumb as makin' fun of me bein' a three point shooter
You attempt more threes a game than I did stupid fuck
That's dumber than that ST poster who thinks he's a duck
Son there's even another CP3 out there that was stomp your ass
Candace Parker would skunk you, and do it with class

Crista it must suck to be the Spurs' bitch
Against them flopping skills are ineffective and useless
As worthless as a New Orleans hurricane prevention ditch
After game 7 they sent you home crying and dickless
Most NBA players hate you and consider you the cockiest
Damn Tim Duncan must be embarrassed you went to wake forest


And MJ you shouldn't keep ramblin'
You lose more rap battles than dollas gamblin'
I guess you're a better raper than you are general manager
Hey I meant to call you the Celtics need a new janitor
The old one quit to go be a baseball coach
After your career he could teach you a new swing approach

But I'm sure your off lookin' for the next Kwame Brown
Why don't you just sell the Bobcats and step down?
Before the next time you put a 1st overall pick to waste
Place a bet on how you think my ass taste

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I wasn't too impressed with his debut thread, but Rappin' Larry is picking up some major momentum.

[Laker Lanny]

wait till I grab the mic I will fuck you up!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

wait till I grab the mic I will fuck you up!

My guess is you meant to post as Rappin' Granny and post a rap already if you're going to keep talking shit.

[stretch]

i've become quite amused with Rappin Larry and MJ

[CubanMustGo]

I wasn't too impressed with his debut thread, but Rappin' Larry is picking up some major momentum.

[LnGrrrR]

Rappin Shaq is hands down my fave troll

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah! How you like that? I'm old school like Jay Z!
Sampling hardcore tracks like he did with Annie!
You can't top that! You chumps better hide!
I apologize baby Jesus, I just committed the sin of pride.

Well I need to get out of here and go repent,
but just remember all my advice was Heaven sent
Every Sunday is a chance for change, don't let your lives go to waste
Get to church, get communion, and TELL ME HOW MY LORD TASTE!


:rollin:rollin:rollin

[manufan10]

:lmao

Chris Fall sucked for the most part, but the others were pretty damn funny!

[Chieflion]

We really need the rapping TNT crew here so that Magic, Reggie and Chuck can have some fun.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.

It's not really freestyle lol, the rappers get to type the lyrics out and have all the time in the world to do so.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It's not really freestyle lol, the rappers get to type the lyrics out and have all the time in the world to do so.

True, which makes it all the more unforgiveable when these things suck.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

True, which makes it all the more unforgiveable when these things suck.

Yeah I agree. Chris Fall needs to think his lines through a little bit more.

[Rappin' V-Span]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.


Lies. Many people like my raps, even Kori, owner of ST says I one of her favorites :lol

Even you later say I have skills, I can post if you want :hat

When people voted, they say V-Span was one of most original and best so quit being racist. :wgaf:

[stretch]

die

[robbie380]

hell yeah! let me spit sum shet at cha!

do it then bitch!:wakeup

[Rappin' Ron Artest]

It's time a real rapper put all you other pussies to rest
After this even Pistons fans will admit that I'm the best
First off Chris Fall since he's the biggest joke
When I was fuckin his wife she said all his dick could provide is a little poke
She kept telling me my skillz are gangsta
And that my dick hits swiftly like Katrina

And Rapping Robinson saying not believing in Jesus is wrong?
Was it him that told you to get owned by Hakeem Olajuwon?
Your resume without Duncan is as pathetic as MJ's baseball career
When he played we had to watch pitchers fuck that faggot in the rear

Hey Kobe I heard after the finals last year you had to start taking pills
Paul Pierce owns you like I own the Palace at Auburn Hills
That off season you had some lonely sad nights at the bar
More pathetic than when special effects made it look like you jumped over a car
While you were out I was boning Vennessa and she smelled like Liz Claiborne
Constantly whining about having a husband who watches gay porn

Lemme end this addressing some faggot Pistons fans
The next time H-town visits Mo-town fear for your life if you in the stands
Just like Kobe you faggots got owned by Boston
It must suck your city carries more disease than Magic's Johnson
While you faggots are trying to build a trailer with paste
Forget my ass, tell me how unemployment taste!!!

[Epic Fail]

Welcome Ron :toast

[BUMP]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.

i need to bump that thread soon. ive been here for three years and that was easily the funniest one ive ever read. there was so much fail it was hilarious.

Some of the trolls included Rappin Shaq, Vinny, Kobe, Ruben, Biedrins, Scola, V-Span, ref, P-Jiddy, Robinson, Timmy, Stojakovic, Owens, Horry, Hype Man Manu im sure im missing a lot too :lol

[DPG21920]

I did rappin' vinny in that old thread without making a troll. Just under my user name for the sake of being dumb. Bad idea. I was not even trying to troll.

Also, Ron that was terrible.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

How is that sucker not in the Classics Forum? It rivals the Nash Photoshop thread for sheer hilarity.

[DPG21920]

i need to bump that thread soon. ive been here for three years and that was easily the funniest one ive ever read. there was so much fail it was hilarious.

Some of the trolls included Rappin Shaq, Vinny, Kobe, Ruben, Biedrins, Scola, V-Span, ref, P-Jiddy, Robinson, Timmy, Stojakovic, Owens, Horry, Hype Man Manu im sure im missing a lot too :lol

How many of them were yours?

[IronMexican]

Welcome Ron :toast

Another BUMP classic.

[BUMP]

How many of them were yours?

Let's just say a lot :lol

Most of the ones that failed were mine anyway, the only decent one i had was Biedrins

[Brazil]

Welcome Ron :toast

:lol

[DPG21920]

Biedrins was pretty good.

[LnGrrrR]

Welcome Ron :toast

:lol

[ambchang]

I am surprised there haven't been any Rappin' Katelyn Faber trolls yet.

[Blue Jew]

There is a 24 hour wait before new trolls can be approved it fucks up the rhythm.


http://www.chrisandjasonshow.com/

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/JAY-JAM.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Let's just say a lot :lol

Most of the ones that failed were mine anyway, the only decent one i had was Biedrins

Wait, I thought you were Rappin Shaq. Didn't that come out in a thread?

[step up to the mike]

The score is Shoogar Bear 1, Spurminator zero
Anyone rocking proper english is an American hero
That's only positive at all I see in this thread full of trolls
It is time for Rapping Mr. Robinson to save a few souls

Jesus would weep at what is described this thread:
acts that are only for a man and woman in a marital bed
described in detail as happening between two married men.
As if they don't already commit enough heterosexual sin!
We all knew that Shaq and Kobe cheat on their wives,
now we all know they lead Rock Hudson style lives.
The signs were all there, we just saw them too late
The first should have been Shaq put on some weight.
He got in a relationship and then he got fat,
everyone's had a girlfriend or two that did that.
Kobe ran him out of town for putting on that gut,
and now it's obvious why he aimed for that girl's butt.
If I were president such behavior would get you arrested,
but I can say for now is that you should both get yourselves tested.
Get on with your lives guys, this stuff has gotten old
settle your break up like real men, not sissy cuckolds!


But I forgive you, Shaq and Kobe, I don't hold grudges
Now it's time to have a word or two with the judges
You guys cheer this behavior on as i watch in horror
as this thread becomes a cyber Sodom and Gommorrah.
Kori and LJ, you know that I love you two,
but this kind of permissiveness will not do.
Lock these threads and ban all rapping! It's that simple!
Otherwise I Am will take down Spurtalk like he did The Temple

This rap's getting long, and I hate to ramble
but MJ you really should not continue to gamble
it's immoral, it's risky; "cool" it is not
With your divorce and Bobcats you should protect what cash you've got
So just think twice before you bet on Cubs vs. Dodgers
and listen to the wisdom of my boy Kenny Rogers

"You got to know when to hold them,
know when to fold them,
know when to walk away, know when to run
you never count your money
when you're sitting at the table
they'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done"

Yeah! How you like that? I'm old school like Jay Z!
Sampling hardcore tracks like he did with Annie!
You can't top that! You chumps better hide!
I apologize baby Jesus, I just committed the sin of pride.

Well I need to get out of here and go repent,
but just remember all my advice was Heaven sent
Every Sunday is a chance for change, don't let your lives go to waste
Get to church, get communion, and TELL ME HOW MY LORD TASTE!


way to step up to da mike! :tu

[Rapin Vanessa Bryant]

Watching my hubby Kobe trying not to go home for the summer
Is almost as exciting as watching Xhibit pimping a hummer
Let's stop trippin' and pretendin'
I've got a secret and I ain't lyin'
The real reason Kobe bought me those rings
Was to keep me quiet and not spill the beans
This secret I've told all my lady friends down by the bay
That Kobe is a faggot, in correct vernacular, Kobe is gay
We all know the chick you raped was a tranny
But don't worry honey, you're not as gay as Laker Lanny!

[pauls931]

Dok is not ok
Steve nash is here to stay.
Jump shot, dishin has you wishin
This team was not fishin.

That's all I can come up with...