Obama is Sort of God

[DarrinS]

Someone hand me a sick bucket.

Zr4VZ8xCzOg

[hope4dopes]

Someone hand me a sick bucket.

Zr4VZ8xCzOg

Tharts totally ridiculous obama is God.....he's the messiah not God.


Just watch all the liberals on this site start back peddeling and justifying this messianic horseshit.

[hope4dopes]

Or maybe this nut job could join the other nut job sotomayor and "rephrase" what he just said

Sotomayor: "What I meant to say Congressman was Fuck Whitey but it was taken totally out of context."

[George Gervin's Afro]

7 1/2 more years!!

:lmao

[boutons_deux]

Ths Messiah crap was started by hate-radio and the Repugs during the campaign to mock the widespread enthusiasm Magik Negro was drawing.

The envious Repugs would have loved to have McLiar and pitbull bitch draw the same enthusiasm, but after 8 years of total malfeasance and bad will from dubya and dickhead, the only enthusiasm McLiar got was from a trivial, ineffective minority, the mouth-foaming Repug hate-and-fear mongers.

[jman3000]

Yeah.. that's pretty disgusting. Oh well, cable news is a joke... so it's not like anyone takes it seriously anyway.

[mookie2001]

yeah i know

so yall are saying obama ISNT god?

[Bender]

I've never tried the Ignore function, but I'm considering trying it... on boutons

[Wild Cobra]

I've never tried the Ignore function, but I'm considering trying it... on boutons
Don't forget Clambake. the others I'd like to ignore sometimes have something good to say.

[Wild Cobra]

Maybe a Goa'uld, but not a God.

Go[a'ul]d

[Viva Las Espuelas]

7 1/2 more years!!


possibly


:lmao

what other countries will be doing at us.

defend away...............

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well i can kinda see why he said that. he is providing for that, literally, piss poor channel. he does provide for them. welcome to the cult of personality.

[jack sommerset]

I actually remember the days where people reported the news without giving an opinion. :lol GOD!!!!!!!!

[clambake]

trust me WC. nobody has anything good to say about you.....and where's your whore?

[MannyIsGod]

This commentator has it all wrong. I'm god.

[Winehole23]

Maybe a Goa'uld, but not a God.

Go[a'ul]dhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa'uld_characters_in_Stargate


Most Goa'uld pose as gods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deity) to control slave armies and are considered evil, egocentric (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egocentrism) megalomaniacs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder) by those who do not worship them. The Goa'uld are extremely intelligent and have an aptitude for understanding, working with and using technology that is unmatched. They each have full access to their species' genetic memory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_memory) from the moment of birth, meaning that no Goa'uld has to learn how to work with any technological device; they 'know' how to do so innately.

[Winehole23]

http://www.technochitlins.com/archives/Goa%27uld%20Kitty.jpg

[FaithInOne]

I shall sacrifice twenty golden prius's on thine altar of his holiness.

[Winehole23]

I actually remember the days where people reported the news without giving an opinion. :lol GOD!!!!!!!!That's not news. There isn't enough news to fill up a 24 hour production cycle, so naturally there's a lot of news related improvisation and free association. In the sports context it is called *color commentary*...

Which sometimes makes the news too. Did you hear what so and so said?

It's the functional equivalent of gossip IMO, but it is also an autoerotic clutch: reporting embraces itself as news, and swells to fill in the mostly empty news cycle.

[baseline bum]

Of course Obama's not god. For one thing, Obama actually exists.

[Winehole23]

I shall sacrifice twenty golden prius's on thine altar of his holiness.If you're not sincere, she'll take your head as a pledge too.


http://spiritualvisionart.com/images/CHINNAMASTA.JPG

[Winehole23]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2616121959_2ac54ec570.jpg?v=0

[Winehole23]

http://rlv.zcache.com/chinnamasta_yantra_tshirt-p235491311627327374t5qo_210.jpg

Chinnamasta yantra tees!

[FaithInOne]

Speaking of sacrifice, a word Lord Obama tells Americans they should do every week...

I wish a safe and luxurious return to my lord and savior's Wife and Daughters as they conclude an extra day of overseas shopping.

Obama bless.

[Winehole23]

Speaking of sacrifice, a word Lord Obama tells Americans they should do every week...God forbid we should go without anything in a time of war, continuing financial default and relative scarcity.


I wish a safe and luxurious return to my lord and savior's Wife and Daughters as they conclude an extra day of overseas shopping. LockBeard strikes the pose of the bogus believer. How typical.

[ChumpDumper]

You guys are hilariously obsessed.

[Winehole23]

Bored and hungover more like, for me.

[hope4dopes]

[CHORUS]
Someone to claim us, someone to follow

Someone to shame us, some brave Apollo

Someone to fool us, someone like you
We want you Big Brother, Big Brother

[Winehole23]

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. --Ambrose Bierce.

[jack sommerset]

That's not news. There isn't enough news to fill up a 24 hour production cycle, so naturally there's a lot of news related improvisation and free association. In the sports context it is called *color commentary*...

Which sometimes makes the news too. Did you hear what so and so said?

It's the functional equivalent of gossip IMO, but it is also an autoerotic clutch: reporting embraces itself as news, and swells to fill in the mostly empty news cycle.

you are right. it is old news now. it is also here to stay. it also influences some people who vote. some asshole today called me a robot. i think a stupid robot who listens to a certain program, you know the kind that just make up bullshit for dumb asses like me to spew to the world as if they are facts. where do u think people get that kind of shit to say about people. i watch nbc,fox,cnn,etc. i hear networks say say other networks lie. u watch fox and some people say u are a repulican dumb fuck and all fox does is lie. some actually blamed fox for that abortion doctors death. nbc has similar stories as well as others. it should not be like that. if i think obama spent too much of our money to go on what i think is a silly date night trip, i should be able to come to that conclusion all by myself. i should not hear because i think this is because i listen to a reporter tell me this is bad. so this ass fuck calls me stupid and my opinion means shit and now he will not reply to anything i have to say. that my friend in my humble opinion is because he himself listens to far left programs telling people who think like this are wrong. ironic or hypocritical i think.

[Winehole23]

One vote for jack continuing his automatic writing experiment.

[ChumpDumper]

"Robot" is a pretty fair characterization. The only reason the right wing media pushed this story was to inflame rubes like you.

I wouldn't criticize a president for any single act of relaxation. It's a tough job and they are really always on the job.

[Cry Havoc]

one vote for jack continuing his automatic writing experiment.

+1

[jman3000]

you are right. it is old news now. it is also here to stay. it also influences some people who vote. some asshole today called me a robot. i think a stupid robot who listens to a certain program, you know the kind that just make up bullshit for dumb asses like me to spew to the world as if they are facts. where do u think people get that kind of shit to say about people. i watch nbc,fox,cnn,etc. i hear networks say say other networks lie. u watch fox and some people say u are a repulican dumb fuck and all fox does is lie. some actually blamed fox for that abortion doctors death. nbc has similar stories as well as others. it should not be like that. if i think obama spent too much of our money to go on what i think is a silly date night trip, i should be able to come to that conclusion all by myself. i should not hear because i think this is because i listen to a reporter tell me this is bad. so this ass fuck calls me stupid and my opinion means shit and now he will not reply to anything i have to say. that my friend in my humble opinion is because he himself listens to far left programs telling people who think like this are wrong. ironic or hypocritical i think.

:lol I didn't know it was gonna bother you this much.

My political intake consists of about 95% conservative radio/Fox News and 5% MSNBC. I listen to Gallagher and Beck in the morning, I catch the first 30 minutes and last hour of Limbaugh / Dennis Prager, I try to listen to as much Medved as possible (he's my personal favorite, he's pretty fair and isn't afraid to criticize people who deserve it), some of Hannity when Medved is on commercial and if it's at night I'll listen to Dennis Miller or Michael Savage on KLUP.

I'll watch parts of the ED show every now and then... but only because Medved is a regular pundit and I like to hear him debate. Ed's voice and his constant ball sucking of Obama make him largely unwatchable otherwise.

I probably know the conservative talking points better than you do, but I can think independently and reject a lot of their view points on the basis of their ignorance... which is funny because that's the same ignorance they claim that liberals have. I don't say an opinion is bad because somebody told me so, I think an opinion is bad because I can use critical thinking to discern that for myself. When all the conservatives say the EXACT same thing on these boards which were said on conservative radio just a few hours before, it leaves me to come to the conclusion that that's where they get their ideas and thus the robot comment.

[Winehole23]

Ed's voice and his constant ball sucking of Obama make him largely unwatchable otherwise..It's amazing how often this comes up in this forum. Bored republicans are so stuck on gay sex.

[jman3000]

yes... because I'm soooo Republican.

It's a figure of speech, not some Freudian, repressed urge.

[Winehole23]

It's a figure of speech, not some Freudian, repressed urge.Perhaps, but it isn't quite a cliche either.

[Winehole23]

Maybe it will be someday.

[jman3000]

Just for shits and giggles I did a search of "ball sucking" in the political forum and this thread was the only entry.

So the conservatives' use of homosexual imagery must be coming in a different form.

[jman3000]

haha... i searched for ball sucking.

[jman3000]

I've never let a girl suck my balls. Maybe I should. I'm just scared her chin will hit my ass and that'd pretty much ruin everything. I refuse to fuck shitty chins.

[whottt]

My question for board libs...doesn't it bother you guys to be in alignment on anything with boutons?

If I ever found myself sharing some type of similar belief system with boutons, I'd immediately stop it, and if I couldn't, I would take a shotgun and blow my fucking head off.

[jman3000]

Couldn't a lib say the same thing about sharing a viewpoint with ducks?

Even though Boutons is kinda out there at least he can sometimes form coherent thoughts. ducks is pretty much the autistic mascot of the political forum.

[Winehole23]

Just for shits and giggles I did a search of "ball sucking" in the political forum and this thread was the only entry.

So the conservatives' use of homosexual imagery must be coming in a different form.Wrong (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3142361&postcount=56).


Liz Windsor (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126215&highlight=obama%27s+nuts)

Oh, shut the fuck up, Gordy. I don't come to your job and slap Obama's dick out of your mouth. Listen folks, my time's up, and this tiara is chafing like a sonuvabitch. Time for me to lie back and think of England. Don't forget to tip your waitress!

More LockBeard (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120039&highlight=Slurp).

Try slurp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118305&highlight=Slurp) as a search term. timvp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105903&highlight=Slurp), under slurp. antihero (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2885581&postcount=1), another LockBeard sock puppet?

Sucking reveals AHF (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3416007&postcount=1). Again (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3173185&postcount=18). Also, Kermit (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3039446&postcount=28).



This is incredibly easy. Shall I go on?

[whottt]

Couldn't a lib say the same thing about sharing a viewpoint with ducks?

No, in fact I actually like ducks...he's funny. boutons is not.




Even though Boutons is kinda out there at least he can sometimes form coherent thoughts.


Coherency is over-rated in this instance IMHO.

[ChumpDumper]

My question for board libs...doesn't it bother you guys to be in alignment on anything with boutons?

If I ever found myself sharing some type of similar belief system with boutons, I'd immediately stop it, and if I couldn't, I would take a shotgun and blow my fucking head off.You are both spurfans.

[boutons_deux]

"I would take a shotgun and blow my fucking head off."

I fully align myself with Whott-the-fuck on this excellent idea.

Whott is whining because I bitch slap him and his wrongie fellow-travellers daily and definitively.

[jack sommerset]

:lol I didn't know it was gonna bother you this much.

My political intake consists of about 95% conservative radio/Fox News and 5% MSNBC. I listen to Gallagher and Beck in the morning, I catch the first 30 minutes and last hour of Limbaugh / Dennis Prager, I try to listen to as much Medved as possible (he's my personal favorite, he's pretty fair and isn't afraid to criticize people who deserve it), some of Hannity when Medved is on commercial and if it's at night I'll listen to Dennis Miller or Michael Savage on KLUP.

I'll watch parts of the ED show every now and then... but only because Medved is a regular pundit and I like to hear him debate. Ed's voice and his constant ball sucking of Obama make him largely unwatchable otherwise.

I probably know the conservative talking points better than you do, but I can think independently and reject a lot of their view points on the basis of their ignorance... which is funny because that's the same ignorance they claim that liberals have. I don't say an opinion is bad because somebody told me so, I think an opinion is bad because I can use critical thinking to discern that for myself. When all the conservatives say the EXACT same thing on these boards which were said on conservative radio just a few hours before, it leaves me to come to the conclusion that that's where they get their ideas and thus the robot comment.

Thank god! I didn't sleep very good last night. I was up all night thinking you would not ever respond to me. I'm going to work with a little extra hop today! Thank YOUUUUUUU.

[jman3000]

Wrong (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3142361&postcount=56).



More LockBeard (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120039&highlight=Slurp).

Try slurp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118305&highlight=Slurp) as a search term. timvp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105903&highlight=Slurp), under slurp. antihero (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2885581&postcount=1), another LockBeard sock puppet?

Sucking reveals AHF (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3416007&postcount=1). Again (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3173185&postcount=18). Also, Kermit (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3039446&postcount=28).



This is incredibly easy. Shall I go on?

That actually technically proved me right, since I did only search for "ball sucking" then immediately said that "it must be coming from another source".

That other source is that guys infatuation with slurping and cocks. I take it he spent a few months as a Mark Foley intern or something.

[jman3000]

No, in fact I actually like ducks...he's funny. boutons is not.





Coherency is over-rated in this instance IMHO.

I'd say ducks is more depressing than he is funny. The novelty of reading such retarded posts wears off after a while. It starts to get depressing knowing that there's adults out there who have his same brain functions.

[Winehole23]

That actually technically proved me right, since I did only search for "ball sucking" then immediately said that "it must be coming from another source". Technically, it proves me right too.

I made a general claim for *gay sex*, while you tendentiously narrowed the case down to ball sucking, and whimsically dismissed the generic possibilities of slurping.

[jman3000]

I wouldn't go so far as to claim your statement was "general". You highlighted the term "constant ball sucking of Obama" and said "how often this" comes up. Which would leave a rational person to conclude the "this" was about "ball sucking of Obama". If you had said "how often gay sex comes up"... that'd be a different story.

[Winehole23]

I wouldn't go so far as to claim your statement was "general". You highlighted the term "constant ball sucking of Obama" and said "how often this" comes up. Which would leave a rational person to conclude the "this" was about "ball sucking of Obama". If you had said "how often gay sex comes up"... that'd be a different story.Indefinite pronoun reference is a bitch, but I did elaborate.

*Bored posters are fixated on gay sex.*

[jman3000]

I'm just gonna take the "win" and run.

[Winehole23]

It won't hurt my feelings if you run away and hide. :lol

[jman3000]

All this "Obama is God/the Messiah/the Chosen One/Anointed One" stuff is complete shit. People are going to see what they want to see. They have predefined explanations of things, so that when they see something, it automatically goes to a negative instead of actually being thought out.

Oprah called him the Chosen One? Fuck sticks, all Hollywood liberals must think that way!

Farrakhan (sp?) calls him the Messiah and his congregation cheers? Shit bread, he must think he's the Messiah AND be a Muslim!

[jman3000]

It won't hurt my feelings if you run away and hide. :lol

It's not that I'd be hiding... it's that I'm pretty sure I have the "W" and I don't want to be tripped up by the verboseness of your posts.

Think Derrick Fisher running off the court after 0.4.

[Winehole23]

All this "Obama is God/the Messiah/the Chosen One/Anointed One" stuff is complete shit. People are going to see what they want to see. They have predefined explanations of things, so that when they see something, it automatically goes to a negative instead of actually being thought out. The Obama/soter meme is not elaborated ex nihilo, as supported by your examples.

It is based on something, even if that something does not support the grotesque overreading of the point and the inane repetition of that misreading.

Your gloss that people react to politics more emotionally than rationally and reflectively, while overrelying on the false precision of cliches is apt, if also prosaic IMO.

I do agree with you that political disputes often have a sort of mechanical predictability wrt cliche. Personally, I am less concerned that this is an expression of stupidity than alarmed that so many otherwise *wise and reflective* people get sucked into it.

That said, my feelings won't be hurt if you stick around either jman3000.

[Winehole23]

It's not that I'd be hiding... it's that I'm pretty sure I have the "W" and I don't want to be tripped up by the verboseness of your posts.

Think Derrick Fisher running off the court after 0.4.For some reason, your own *buzzer-beater* has not seared itself into my mind the way Fisher's did.

[jman3000]

That's basically what I meant. I'm more concerned that people on both sides are letting others think for them... and it's all under the banner of "think for yourselves".

So think for yourselves as long as that thinking is like me. That's pointed mostly at the big 3 of Rush, Hannity, and Beck and somewhat towards Olbermann if just for his demonizing rants. The 2nd and 3rd tier conservatives, with the exception of Michael Savage, don't usually resort to that.

[jman3000]

For some reason, your own *buzzer-beater* has not seared itself into my mind the way Fisher's did.

Give it time. It'll be like Manu's game 7 foul on Dirk. The more you think about it, the more it will enrage you.

[Blake]

Give it time. It'll be like Manu's game 7 foul on Dirk. The more you think about it, the more it will enrage you.

actually, the more I think about Manu's foul on Dirk, the more I get over it.

[jman3000]

actually, the more I think about Manu's foul on Dirk, the more I get over it.

Why? He didn't have to be around him at all. There was no reason to contest it. If he makes the dunk, we're shooting free throws the rest of the way.

I initially forgave him because he hit that huge 3 moments before, but the more I think about it the more I see how completely unnecessary it was.

[Winehole23]

Why? He didn't have to be around him at all. There was no reason to contest it. If he makes the dunk, we're shooting free throws the rest of the way.

I initially forgave him because he hit that huge 3 moments before, but the more I think about it the more I see how completely unnecessary it was.You're holding a grudge just now? This is a prime example of why I think Spursfans are, in no small measure, hysterical and insane. We get bored in the off season, and start slagging Manu.

[Winehole23]

:lol

[whottt]

You are both spurfans.

Bad analogy, I mean we're both biological organisms that breathe air too. It's different.

Politics OTOH is...it's more or less a belief system. A world view if you will. Not the same thing at all.

Furthermore, I'm much more of a Spurfan than he is...he is much more defined by his politics than I am.

[whottt]

I'd say ducks is more depressing than he is funny. The novelty of reading such retarded posts wears off after a while. It starts to get depressing knowing that there's adults out there who have his same brain functions.

I'l always got the impression that ducks is a shitty typist who posts drunk alot...

boutons OTOH...




Whott is whining because I bitch slap him and his wrongie fellow-travellers daily and definitively.

That's more like some sort of militant dementia/senility, and not all that coherent to boot.

[ChumpDumper]

Bad analogy, I mean we're both biological organisms that breathe air too. It's different.

Politics OTOH is...it's more or less a belief system. A world view if you will. Not the same thing at all.On the contrary, spurfandom at this level is a belief system, though we have several sects.

[Blake]

Why? He didn't have to be around him at all. There was no reason to contest it. If he makes the dunk, we're shooting free throws the rest of the way.

I initially forgave him because he hit that huge 3 moments before, but the more I think about it the more I see how completely unnecessary it was.

because for one, it's a team game. The Mavs shot something crazy like 70% in the first half so there is plenty of blame to go around.

The play was also the type of instinct play that Manu always tries to make. The Spurs have lived and died by the Manu, so him making a mistake like that is forgivable considering that he was a big reason for the title the year before and the year after.

Let it go....

[Blake]

Bad analogy, I mean we're both biological organisms that breathe air too.

I'm beginning to wonder.

[Cry Havoc]

It's not that I'd be hiding... it's that I'm pretty sure I have the "W" and I don't want to be tripped up by the verboseness of your posts.

Think Derrick Fisher running off the court after 0.4.

No offense, but both of you just argued about gay sex for almost a full page of postings.

I don't care what side of the political fence you're on, that's some damn funny stuff right there. :lol

[whottt]

On the contrary, spurfandom at this level is a belief system, though we have several sects.

Interesting. While I won't ask you to explain the beliefs of the other Spursfandom sects, I would be interested in hearing yours, and boutons' for that matter.

What is it exactly that you "Believe.".

[ChumpDumper]

Interesting. While I won't ask you to explain the beliefs of the other Spursfandom sects, I would be interested in hearing yours, and boutons' for that matter.

What is it exactly that you "Believe.".Hey, thanks for repeating our mantra.

:tu

[Winehole23]

No offense, but both of you just argued about gay sex for almost a full page of postings.

I don't care what side of the political fence you're on, that's some damn funny stuff right there. :lolNot that there's anything wrong with that. :lol

jman denied it even exists here. That I was making it all up, or something like that.

My own brief urged prevalence, based on the verbal traces to be found in*politics* alone. Everybody can decide for himself what to believe. IMO there are way too many ostensible*studs* talking about gay stuff. I just find it a little weird, and maybe a little sad, that this is an ongoing theme here.

[LnGrrrR]

Everybody can decide for himself what to believe. IMO there are way too many ostensible*studs* talking about gay stuff. I just wish I knew where they lived, and maybe knew their phone numbers, and I keep hoping that this is an ongoing theme here.

Fify WH23 :) :toast :lol

[Winehole23]

Fify WH23 :) :toast :lolWell played, LnGrrrR. :lol

[jman3000]

I never denied it didn't exist. I was refuting your assertion that "sucking on balls" had been a common theme in this forum. It actually wasn't.

Slurping cock, and jizz popped up a bunch ... but no "sucking on balls". I was arguing against a technicality and knew I had solid standing so I went with it.

[jman3000]

Was I just called a "stud"?

[Winehole23]

Slurping cock, and jizz popped up a bunch ... but no "sucking on balls". I was arguing against a technicality and knew I had solid standing so I went with it.By all means, continue to gloat over your narrow, technical *victory*.

Strut your bulletin board glory for as long as it lasts jman. Life is long, the limelight, fleeting.

Cheers,

WH23

[jman3000]

*struts*

[whottt]

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/whiteflag_08_31.jpg

Accepted.