Predict the time and topic of Jim's 20,000th post

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I noticed Jim is quickly approaching post number 20,000. . .at last check he's only 220 posts away.

Predict the date, time and topic of his 20,000th post and win some cool stuff.

You can vote for one of these possibilities or make up your own:

1. Posting song lyrics about his patients who have had to wait for their extractions while he busts out a post.

2. A post enticing SW and Shelly into a cyber three-way.

3. A trade rumor that would bring Kobe to the spurs in exchange for Manu and Parker, written in such a way that people actually believe it.

4. A post asking Duff for his money back.

5. Maybe just an emoticon: :elephant

6. A post enticing TLong into a cyber two-way.




My odds on guess is #6 on April 3rd at 3pm.


:)

[Spurminator]

April 3, 5:00 pm... Praising Nazr Mohammed's play and boasting about how he knew all along that Nazr would be a good fit for this team.

[Jimcs50]

I am trying to fend off Kori who has been steadily catching up to me the past few months. I was 1000 up on her a month or two ago, and now she is breathing down my neck(not that that is a bad thing.:))

[Useruser666]

20,000 post will happen around Monday morning at 10 am. (4-4-2005)

20,001 will happen 30 seconds later. It will say, "Oooo look my 20,000 post!"

It will have one or more of the following key words in it.

Sex
timvp
Shelly
T Park
trade
prediction
bet
SW
"Duff will pay me back!"
hot

[travis2]

I won't waste my time...it'll be rigged against me...:p

:lol

[Shelly]

20,000 post will happen around Monday morning at 10 am. (4-4-2005)

20,001 will happen 30 seconds later. It will say, "Oooo look my 20,000 post!"

It will have one or more of the following key words in it.

Sex
timvp
Shelly
T Park
trade
prediction
bet
SW
"Duff will pay me back!"
hot


Well...no use in my guessing. User nailed it. :lol

[Jimcs50]

User, you left off:

Malik
Eva
Kori
Phoenix
Nash
Manu
TPark's dildo
Brad Pitt
How YOU doin?
:)

[bigzak25]

bout 11am on april 14th......i guess an emoticon. :smokin

[tlongII]

April 7th at 4:00 pm. It will contain references to beastiality and sheep experiments occurring nearby at Texas A&M University.

[Kori Ellis]

Monday, April 11th at 3:08pm. He'll be talking about Duncan playing the next night vs. Portland.

[Useruser666]

User, you left off:

Malik will be mentioned with timvp
Eva will be in same sentence as hot, sex, bet Shelly, SW
Kori will be in the sentence with bet, timvp, and prediction
Phoenix in the sentence including bet, prediction, and hot
Nash bet, prediction, and hot
Manu timvp, prediction
TPark's dildo sex
Brad Pitt sex, hot Shelly, SW, bet
How YOU doin? hot, sex, SW

See how my list is the basis for your entire language?!! I feel like I cracked the bible code!!! :lol

[Jimcs50]

See how my list is the basis for your entire language?!! I feel like I cracked the bible code!!!
New best seller

DiVinci Code II

or Jimcs50's limited Topics and how they all inter-relate

[Shelly]

:rollin

I BETTER be mentioned in your 20,000th post, dammit.

[ALVAREZ6]

I predict that it involves Brad Pitt.

[jalbre6]

Damn, Maryland ducked out of the NIT already. I'll have to go with some Red Sox smack after the opening day game against the Yankees.

[Jimcs50]

Spurm and Big Zak need to guess again...your time has passed and I've yet to crack that milestone.

:)

[bigzak25]

no, i guessed 14th bro...10 more days....but i'm sure you'll beat that at your present rate....

[Useruser666]

Spurm and Big Zak need to guess again...your time has passed and I've yet to crack that milestone.

:)

You're tanking on purpose!!! You had 50 posts the day before this thread was started!!! What was that? Binge posting? :flipoff

[Jimcs50]

Your tanking on purpose!!! You had 50 posts the day before this thread was started!!! What was that? Binge posting? :flipoff

There must have been some serious arguing going on that day...it has been slow lately....My average is 19/day, that should have clued you in.

:)

[Useruser666]

20,000 post will happen around Monday morning at 10 am. (4-8-2005)

20,001 will happen 30 seconds later. It will say, "Oooo look my 20,000 post!"

It will have one or more of the following key words in it.

Sex
timvp
Shelly
T Park
trade
prediction
bet
SW
"Duff will pay me back!"
hot

[Jimcs50]

no, i guessed 14th bro...10 more days....but i'm sure you'll beat that at your present rate....


Sorry Zak, I thought it you that said the 4th, it was User.

[Shelly]

Jim's 20,000th post will say:

I want to have SEX with TIMVP, not SHELLY, and also TPARK. However, I will TRADE him for her. My PREDICTION is that she'll BET SW that Tpark won't allow it to happen. One day, DUFF WILL PAY ME BACK. But it really doesn't matter because Duff is HOT!

What do I win?

[Jimcs50]

What do I win?

A trip to South Presa mental ward.

:)

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Jim's 20,000th post will say:

I want to have SEX with TIMVP, not SHELLY, and also TPARK. However, I will TRADE him for her. My PREDICTION is that she'll BET SW that Tpark won't allow it to happen. One day, DUFF WILL PAY ME BACK. But it really doesn't matter because Duff is HOT!

What do I win?


Well, I did promise some cool stuff, and since I'm the coolest stuff I know. . .

[Jimcs50]

Well, I did promise some cool stuff, and since I'm the coolest stuff I know. . .

We all know that you stuff.

:)

[Shelly]

A trip to South Presa mental ward.

:)


USER started it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jimcs50]

USER started it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you two can be roomies then.

:)

[Useruser666]

I don't start stuff, I end it. :p

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

As of 9:45 central time on Tuesday night Jim is only 24 posts away.

Someone will need to copy his post and time into this thread in case I miss it. Because this site runs a cumulative total it might be hard to know which one was number 20,000 at the rate Jim posts! :lol

[Shelly]

April 7th at 4:00 pm. It will contain references to beastiality and sheep experiments occurring nearby at Texas A&M University.

Tlong might just might end up winning.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Tlong might just might end up winning.


No doubt. He'll win on the subject matter alone. I'll bet if you look up "Jimcs" in the dictionary there's this picture of him helping some poor sheep over a fence. :spin

[Shelly]

I was gonna mention something about sheep, but then decided against it..:lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I actually hesitated for a minute before I hit the "post" button. You're far wiser than I am Shelly. . .if that IS your REAL name!!!

:lol

[Jimcs50]

et tu Shelly, et tu?

:(

[Shelly]

et tu Shelly, et tu?

:(

No!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna post something about tlong winning a sheep!

[Jimcs50]

No!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna post something about tlong winning a sheep!

oh, ok, I still love you then.....not that I ever stopped.

:)

[Shelly]

Jimcs50
Nostradamas Jr.

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Jimcs50 earned this Spur by being an original member of SpursTalk.com.

T minus 6.....

[Useruser666]

Now he total stuffing again! You BASTARD!

[Useruser666]

And now I change my prediction to today 4-6-05 at 10:30am! :lol

[Shelly]

Sooner than that. He's up to 19,999

[Jimcs50]

Now he total stuffing again! You BASTARD!

Man, I was sprinting to the finish line like Carl Lewis...I was so affraid that kori would catch me at the finish line.

I have to work at 11 and on Weds, I never have time to post much....sorry, User.

:)

[Shelly]

What was your 20,000th post? I want to see if you used any of the key words that User posted. :lol

[Jimcs50]

What was your 20,000th post? I want to see if you used any of the key words that User posted. :lol

Go to Spurs Forum
Kori might move it here though.

:)

[Shelly]

I saw it! :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Congrats Jim, and congrats to User for winning the COOL STUFF. I've posted a picture of your prize in Jim's thread at the Spurs forum.

WAY TO GO!!!