Attention peasants, I have now annexed Spurs Talk for Rome

[Rappin' Caligula]

I've noticed alot of sucka M.C.s in my empire as of late. Needless to say that we are not amused. So I am taking it back to the ancient school.

Are my loyal subjects ready for my cantus firmus?
Awwww yeeeah!

Hello peasants, ad initio ad infinitum
Now shut y'all's unworthy moufs, I'm 'bout ta' spit in 'em
Clean out all them butts ya got some grit in 'em
I'm the O.G. of sodomy add ad libitum

Ave atque vale to "rapping" Kobe and Shaq
Ya try and claim butt fame but yer train came off the track

Cuz after this would be bliss if, and you'll wish that, it was ante bellum
Now I'ma give it to those asses like the "hardest" of felon

Y'all can't even comprehend how brutal this could get
My idea of carpe diem means Dies Irae in the snake pit

Or takin' Christian babies from they mom's and stickin' 'em on a spit
How my ass taste? Ill-bred peons, you're not even fit for a lick.

I'm the Emperor, bitch, I rule yer whole world
I'm the ne plus ultra, I'll wet my dick in yer girl

Or yer moms or yer bros or yer sisses or you, son
It's not amour-propre talking, it's become ad nauseum

Yer rhymes are casus belli, I'm gonna finish this war
To view each you foos ad volerum would leave us laughing on the floor

So each of you had lapsus linguae, that ended up in each other's asses
De facto you should know the truth, de novo take some rappin' classes

Guess I could teach 'em de profundis after neuterin' 'em.
But I find that task infra dignitatem to be tutourin' 'em

Inter nos now pro tempore, I want my quid pro quo
Before my pax vobiscum there's is something y'all should know
I do this not ex officio, in fact pro bono publico
Cave canum to the bitches but that's just how tha' world go
I make Kobe my slut de jure and Shaq a back-door ho.

So, mea culpa for the reason they won't show they face
My magnum opus took their compos mentis blowing out to space

But in absentia of they asses Spurs Talk will be a better place
And in toto Shaq and Kobe, how my sanctum sanctorum taste?

This is M.C. Caligula droppin' it dead language style
takin' ya'll vulgar masses back to 37 AD... muhfuggas!
Bow down! Now all must know my glory!
Remember boys and girls there is no locum tenens for Caligula, bitches! Pax!

[kamikazi_player]

Damn, where is Epic Fail

[Rappin' Caligula]

Silence lowly jester. For your complaining falls on these royal ears like easy wind blows a tree trunk. Plus, I will murder you.

[BUMP]

didnt even bother to read that shit

[IronMexican]

Too lazy to read something not even in rhythm.

[Rappin' Caligula]

didnt even bother to read that shit

You do yourself a disservice then. But I expect such from an illiterate pissant, so go about your scribbling commoner.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Too lazy to read something not even in rhythm.
I would cut your still beating heart out. But as you see Caligula is a Lakers fan, so we got that goin' on.

[BUMP]

I read the whole thing and I have no idea how it relates to basketball or even anything for that matter...

[kamikazi_player]

I read the whole thing and I have no idea how it relates to basketball or even anything for that matter...
Yeah, you just basically wasted 3 minutes like i did.

[BlackBellamy]

hmmm...

[Pistons < Spurs]

Too bad they didn't have a preview button in ancient Rome. Then the OP could have thought twice on posting this weakness before hitting submit

[Hype Man Artest]

OH SHIT!! HE TOOK IT BACK!! WAAAAAY BACK!! OLD SKOOL ON 'EM, LIKE BAK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!

NOW DO THE JULIUS CAESAR!!! DO IT!!! OHH!!!!

WAVE THEM HANDS!!! WAVE THEM!!! OHH!!!

whoo!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

epic fails gonna be busy tonight

[robbie380]

I've noticed alot of sucka M.C.s in my empire as of late. Needless to say that we are not amused. So I am taking it back to the ancient school.

Are my loyal subjects ready for my cantus firmus?
Awwww yeeeah!

Hello peasants, ad initio ad infinitum
Now shut y'all's unworthy moufs, I'm 'bout ta' spit in 'em
Clean out all them butts ya got some grit in 'em
I'm the O.G. of sodomy add ad libitum

Ave atque vale to "rapping" Kobe and Shaq
Ya try and claim butt fame but yer train came off the track

Cuz after this would be bliss if, and you'll wish that, it was ante bellum
Now I'ma give it to those asses like the "hardest" of felon

Y'all can't even comprehend how brutal this could get
My idea of carpe diem means Dies Irae in the snake pit

Or takin' Christian babies from they mom's and stickin' 'em on a spit
How my ass taste? Ill-bred peons, you're not even fit for a lick.

I'm the Emperor, bitch, I rule yer whole world
I'm the ne plus ultra, I'll wet my dick in yer girl

Or yer moms or yer bros or yer sisses or you, son
It's not amour-propre talking, it's become ad nauseum

Yer rhymes are casus belli, I'm gonna finish this war
To view each you foos ad volerum would leave us laughing on the floor

So each of you had lapsus linguae, that ended up in each other's asses
De facto you should know the truth, de novo take some rappin' classes

Guess I could teach 'em de profundis after neuterin' 'em.
But I find that task infra dignitatem to be tutourin' 'em

Inter nos now pro tempore, I want my quid pro quo
Before my pax vobiscum there's is something y'all should know
I do this not ex officio, in fact pro bono publico
Cave canum to the bitches but that's just how tha' world go
I make Kobe my slut de jure and Shaq a back-door ho.

So, mea culpa for the reason they won't show they face
My magnum opus took their compos mentis blowing out to space

But in absentia of they asses Spurs Talk will be a better place
And in toto Shaq and Kobe, how my sanctum sanctorum taste?

This is M.C. Caligula droppin' it dead language style
takin' ya'll vulgar masses back to 37 AD... muhfuggas!
Bow down! Now all must know my glory!
Remember boys and girls there is no locum tenens for Caligula, bitches! Pax!

tl;dr

[The TroutBum]

I thought it was hip.

[rayray2k8]

The new fucktard in town I see. :)

[ginobili's bald spot]

Some of you are ruining a good meme. Stop making these stupid new rappin' ____ trolls. You're killing it. Leave it to the funny people.

[Leetonidas]

This topic fails so incredibly hard. For that, I feel the need to balance out the fail with this amazingly epic picture.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/pwnjoo1/1244008551304.jpg

You're welcome, OP.

[manufan10]

http://alexsah.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/epicze4.jpg

[me15lo]

http://prof77.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/yawn.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It's a new concept, and clearly someone is trying to put that freshman level Latin course to good use. However the only thing that doesn't fail out loud about this thread is that if a petty, incestuous, mentally unstable douchebag like Caligula were around today I would not be surprised to hear that he was a Lakers fan.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm surprised no one mentioned his horse, a member of the Roman senate

[DeadlyDynasty]

Also, is that Malcolm McDowell in your pic? lol

http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/clockwork-orange2.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'm surprised no one mentioned his horse, a member of the Roman senate

Incitatus!

He also marched an army to the ocean where he then declared victory over Neptune and had the legions collect seashells as the spoils of war. IIRC, on that same campaign while crossing a river not far outside of Rome he brought the march to a complete halt and sent riders to bring his uncle Claudius (who would become emperor after the praetorians got tired of Caligula's shit) as fast as possible. Once Claudius got there, Caligula ordered him thrown in the river. His reason? As he was crossing he realized he had never seen his uncle swim.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Incitatus!

He also marched an army to the ocean where he then declared victory over Neptune and had the legions collect seashells as the spoils of war. IIRC, on that same campaign while crossing a river not far outside of Rome he brought the march to a complete halt and sent riders to bring his uncle Claudius (who would become emperor after the praetorians got tired of Caligula's shit) as fast as possible. Once Claudius got there, Caligula ordered him thrown in the river. His reason? As he was crossing he realized he had never seen his uncle swim.

:toast you know you're history. Caligula is still alive today:

http://splog.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/03/davisscaryjpg.jpeg

[LnGrrrR]

Caligula was one crazy mofo.

[NRHector]

he should be send to the lions

[jag]

For some reason I wanted to read that to the beat of "Momma Said Knock You Out".

As a side note, I thougt it was somewhat clever.

[BlackSwordsMan]

tl/dr

[BlackSwordsMan]

another bump fail

[kamikazi_player]

Is this thread still going on? shoulda stop feeding the troll 8 hours ago.

[TimDunkem]

It's a new concept, and clearly someone is trying to put that freshman level Latin course to good use. However the only thing that doesn't fail out loud about this thread is that if a petty, incestuous, mentally unstable douchebag like Caligula were around today I would not be surprised to hear that he was a Lakers fan.

Smartest post in this thread.

[JamStone]

the only thing that doesn't fail out loud about this thread is that if a petty, incestuous, mentally unstable douchebag like Caligula were around today I would not be surprised to hear that he was a Lakers fan.

Or an internet gangsta rapper.

[Rappin' Caligula]

The new fucktard in town I see. :)

No serf, I am not replacing your status as the old fuck-tard in town. I am your Caesar and should be treated as such.

[Rappin' Caligula]

I thought it was hip.

Ah, yes. People from Utah often like my olde-timey flow. For this you shall be granted favor in the new Spurs Talk. Now kiss my ring.

[Rappin' Caligula]

For some reason I wanted to read that to the beat of "Momma Said Knock You Out".

As a side note, I thougt it was somewhat clever.

It is indeed written to the speed of the only man that Caligula has ever considered his close equal, a Mr. Ladies Love Cool J. You may also kiss my ring.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Is this thread still going on? shoulda stop feeding the troll 8 hours ago.

There is no ignoring such greatness, you insignificant. I will now rape your livestock for your transgressions. I will spare your camels, for I am just.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Some of you are ruining a good meme. Stop making these stupid new rappin' ____ trolls. You're killing it. Leave it to the funny people.

So, it was left to the "funny people" initially? Could have fooled me. You amuse me though... you may be my clown.

[Rappin' Caligula]

I'm surprised no one mentioned his horse, a member of the Roman senate

Ah, yes Incitatus. A wiser horse there never was. So, it should come as no shock that he helped me pen my poem and in particular the latin.

[Rappin' Caligula]

http://alexsah.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/epicze4.jpg

Isn't failure based on at some point having positive intention? On that note, I have succeeded well above what I thought reasonable. So who's pulling who's strings my little gutter rat?

[FaithInOne]

:lmao

[robbie380]

....stay gay

[Rappin' Caligula]

....stay gay

Not gay specifically, I fuck women, children and animals of all sorts as well. But if you're asking really nicely honey pot, then you might just have the luck of servicing your Emperor.

[manufan10]

Isn't failure based on at some point having positive intention? On that note, I have succeeded well above what I thought reasonable. So who's pulling who's strings my little gutter rat?

So you were planning on failing? Your whole thread wasn't looking for positive intention?? FAIL.

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/fail_20at_20failing.jpg

[rayray2k8]

No serf, I am not replacing your status as the old fuck-tard in town. I am your Caesar and should be treated as such.


6PaHcZUHI00

[Rappin' Caligula]

[quote=manufan10;3451959]So you were planning on failing? Your whole thread wasn't looking for positive intention?? FAIL.

Why would your Caesar ever care about the adoration of his peasants? It's not up to you to judge me, just to react to me. And you have done that like a loyal subject. Your attention rains down on me like sweet ambrosia from the nipples of the gods. Thank you citizen.

[resistanze]

lol, still posting.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Or an internet gangsta rapper.

Your Roman province of Detroit has seen enough ugliness this year, I will not mention your beloved centurion's the Pistons, so as a kind ruler I will let your inference that I am a mere internet gangsta rapper slide. And on a parting word, may the Lakers slay the Magic and all that have been spawned or laid with any of their clan. May our banner be lofted in new Rome so all may splendor and shiver at it's glory and our trophy show all the power that is the our Empire.

[Laker Lanny]

You have to give this guy an "E" for effort!

[robbie380]

Not gay specifically, I fuck women, children and animals of all sorts as well. But if you're asking really nicely honey pot, then you might just have the luck of servicing your Emperor.

nice try you fruity roman queer

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp5_e5aPqUY/SAEVisuegfI/AAAAAAAACzk/58GZYGLc-FY/s400/untitled1.jpg

[Rappin' Caligula]

You have to give this guy an "E" for effort!


Another loyalist, eh?
Ah, and a Lakers soldier, you could be a general... if only you were a horse...

[mouse]

The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.

[Rappin' Caligula]

nice try you fruity roman queer

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp5_e5aPqUY/SAEVisuegfI/AAAAAAAACzk/58GZYGLc-FY/s400/untitled1.jpg

Your tone aside, oooo don't tempt me tough guy.

[IronMexican]

The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.

:lol

[robbie380]

You have to give this guy an "E" for effort!


how about an e for eunuch?

[Rappin Granny]

I've noticed alot of sucka M.C.s in my empire as of late. Needless to say that we are not amused. So I am taking it back to the ancient school.

Are my loyal subjects ready for my cantus firmus?
Awwww yeeeah!

Hello peasants, ad initio ad infinitum
Now shut y'all's unworthy moufs, I'm 'bout ta' spit in 'em
Clean out all them butts ya got some grit in 'em
I'm the O.G. of sodomy add ad libitum

Ave atque vale to "rapping" Kobe and Shaq
Ya try and claim butt fame but yer train came off the track

Cuz after this would be bliss if, and you'll wish that, it was ante bellum
Now I'ma give it to those asses like the "hardest" of felon

Y'all can't even comprehend how brutal this could get
My idea of carpe diem means Dies Irae in the snake pit

Or takin' Christian babies from they mom's and stickin' 'em on a spit
How my ass taste? Ill-bred peons, you're not even fit for a lick.

I'm the Emperor, bitch, I rule yer whole world
I'm the ne plus ultra, I'll wet my dick in yer girl

Or yer moms or yer bros or yer sisses or you, son
It's not amour-propre talking, it's become ad nauseum

Yer rhymes are casus belli, I'm gonna finish this war
To view each you foos ad volerum would leave us laughing on the floor

So each of you had lapsus linguae, that ended up in each other's asses
De facto you should know the truth, de novo take some rappin' classes

Guess I could teach 'em de profundis after neuterin' 'em.
But I find that task infra dignitatem to be tutourin' 'em

Inter nos now pro tempore, I want my quid pro quo
Before my pax vobiscum there's is something y'all should know
I do this not ex officio, in fact pro bono publico
Cave canum to the bitches but that's just how tha' world go
I make Kobe my slut de jure and Shaq a back-door ho.

So, mea culpa for the reason they won't show they face
My magnum opus took their compos mentis blowing out to space

But in absentia of they asses Spurs Talk will be a better place
And in toto Shaq and Kobe, how my sanctum sanctorum taste?

This is M.C. Caligula droppin' it dead language style
takin' ya'll vulgar masses back to 37 AD... muhfuggas!
Bow down! Now all must know my glory!
Remember boys and girls there is no locum tenens for Caligula, bitches! Pax!


Dat shet was tight cuz! :tu

[Rappin' Caligula]

The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.

Not unless your life is so debauched that you never stop drinking. Oh and i live in like 30 AD so the beer more fermented honey wine, which if you play your cards right could be my new nickname for you. I just wanted to walk amongst the common folk, you haven't disappointed me my pets.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Dat shet was tight cuz! :tu

Rappin' Granny, I will miss you most of all when I order the deaths of all Spurstalkers. sigh.

[Libri]

Enjoy your rappin while you can Caligula. You will soon fall to the hands of the Praetorian guard and a new emperor will emerge.

Sic semper tyrannis

[The other side]

I created a few screen names to do battle with you meet me here around this time tomorrow!

[Rappin' Caligula]

Enjoy your rappin while you can Caligula. You will soon fall to the hands of the Praetorian guard and a new emperor will emerge.

Sic semper tyrannis

Is this Cassius Chaerea? You old jokester. You down to watch game 3? O.K. see you at the weekly book club meeting and cookie bake-off. Praetorian guard, scoff, you had me goin' you delightful so and so.

[Kori Ellis]

This was so horrible that I should probably ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. :lol

Leave it to the professionals.

[Rappin' Caligula]

I created a few screen names to do battle with you meet me here around this time tomorrow!

Your Caesar does not take orders from his underlings, however I will read my runes, study some cat entrails, fuck a large fish and based upon that take consideration to your call for battle.

[ginobili's bald spot]

This was so horrible that I should probably ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. :lol

Leave it to the professionals.

That's exactly what I said. Minus the banning part of course.

[Kori Ellis]

The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.

Sorry about having to wait. timvp tries to handle it as soon as possible.

We are having issues with someone (both on and off the board). That's why it's necessary right now. But it's just temporary. It will go back to no wait soon.

[Rappin' Caligula]

This was so horrible that I should probably ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. :lol

Leave it to the professionals.

"The professionals"? Yes, all the professional rappers on Spurstalk. Ban me? Why ban someone creating so much joy in his Empire? Applaud my invention, yes.

[Kori Ellis]

"The professionals"? Yes, all the professional rappers on Spurstalk. Ban me? Why ban someone creating so much joy in his Empire? Applaud my invention, yes.

I didn't say ban you. I said ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. Meaning, no more Rappin' trolls would be able to be created.

[Rappin' Caligula]

I didn't say ban you. I said ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. Meaning, no more Rappin' trolls would be able to be created.

Ah, well I appreciate the support of the former lords of Spurs Talk. This must be an awkward transition. Rest easy, you two will have a place in my proxy senate.

[Rappin' Caligula]

That's exactly what I said. Minus the banning part of course.

Really? 'Cause when you said it it sounded more like "Thank you Caligula for your teaching, you are a blessing to this board and a personal hero of mine". Which I agree with.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Thank you Caligula for your teaching, you are a blessing to this board and a personal hero of mine.
^see?

[BlackSwordsMan]

come on bump this troll sucks

[Rappin' Caligula]

come on bump this troll sucks

Do you not know your Emperor when he stands before you? Does Bump know sophomore latin? Huh? Does he? Hush, little one.

[Rappin' Caligula]

how about an e for eunuch?
or Erection, like you're giving me with all your insolence.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Also, Ginobili's Bald Spot, the fat girl in your sig. I wish to eat soup from betwixt her butt-cheeks. Can this be arranged? Money is not an issue.

[robbie380]

or Erection, like you're giving me with all your insolence.

stfu or i will give you a roman soldier helmet (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roman+soldier+helmet)

[Rappin' Caligula]

stfu or i will give you a roman soldier helmet (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roman+soldier+helmet)
You big tease. Don't scribe credits to which your gluteus maximus can't collect. BTW, You had me at eunuch.

[Yuixafun]

Forced flow, cliche content, flash, pomp, and plenty of jargon to impress average intellects. Were you stroking it while looking into a mirror while writing this little ego trip?

As long as you had fun though.

[Rappin' Caligula]

Forced flow, cliche content, flash, pomp, and plenty of jargon to impress average intellects. Were you stroking it while looking into a mirror while writing this little ego trip?

As long as you had fun though.

Do you find yourself an average intellect? If so, it was my full intention to leave you impressed and I offer subtle thanks for the respect. If not, do you stroke it in the mirror when writing your critiques, you self proclaimed above average intellect fellah? I'm Caligula marfukka, of course I'm on an ego trip, I AM ego gone awry. To answer your question, no, I wasn't jerking off while writing it. But while reading your sexy lil' post on the other hand (no pun intended)...

[YellowFever]

I just realized that this is a classic example of a person who thought he could be funny, and in haste created a troll and the troll bombed....and is now so butt-hurt that his troll sucks so he's furiously trying to dig himself out with what he thinks are funny responses.

Dude, stop digging.

[Banzai]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/thread_is_crashing.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2274)
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/ThisThreadSucks.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=1955)
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/29/Scarface_1.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=3523)
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/ThreadDirection.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/ThreadDirection.jpg)

[Rappin' Caligula]

I just realized that this is a classic example of a person who thought he could be funny, and in haste created a troll and the troll bombed....and is now so butt-hurt that his troll sucks so he's furiously trying to dig himself out with what he thinks are funny responses.

Dude, stop digging.

Silence peon! You will never know what goes on inside your superior's mind. What it comes down to is that if you're Emperor and no one pays attention to you, what power do you have then? My loyal subjects, like you, shower me with their praise, and I'm obliged to respond. I expect more thought from a fellow Lakers fan. Pfffft. :blah You adorable cretin.

[Bob Lanier]

I'll take Rappin' Caligula and his bushy hair over all of the Lakers fans, half the Mav fans, and half of the other Rappin's on SpursTalk.

[Banzai]

I'll take Rappin' Caligula and his bushy hair over all of the Lakers fans, half the Mav fans, and half of the other Rappin's on SpursTalk.

I think you enjoy some Laker fans here.

[kamikazi_player]

I'll take Rappin' Caligula and his bushy hair over all of the Lakers fans, half the Mav fans, and half of the other Rappin's on SpursTalk.
I think Laker fans like Banzai, Lakaluva, and Ironmexican are the cool ones, some are okay and some are dick sucking kobe lovers like DrHouse and 21_Blessings.
Edit: oops forgot about Allanon, he's cool too.

[Bob Lanier]

I think I've blocked all of those except for Allanon.

[Spur-Addict]

nice try you fruity roman queer

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fp5_e5aPqUY/SAEVisuegfI/AAAAAAAACzk/58GZYGLc-FY/s400/untitled1.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[PURO SAN ANTO 210!]

Mama mi verga pinche puto!!!!!!!!!


Puro pinche san anto 210!!!!


Muthafucka!!!!!!

[Avitus1]

Well it could be worse...

http://komodo17.free.fr/Pochettes_2/Images/Face/Kazaam_f.jpg

[Hype Man Manu]

OH SHIT!! HE TOOK IT BACK!! WAAAAAY BACK!! OLD SKOOL ON 'EM, LIKE BAK IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!

NOW DO THE JULIUS CAESAR!!! DO IT!!! OHH!!!!

WAVE THEM HANDS!!! WAVE THEM!!! OHH!!!

whoo!!!


WHAT THE HELL?!

This guy calls himself a hype man?!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Random bump of the day, and not sure why...but this was one of the failingest funny trolls of all-time. So now that it's 2+ years in the past, who was his owner?


The rappin battles were ST gold back in the day...even the awful ones:lol