Free Quattro Razor (20)

[H.A.L.]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 117402

[ashbeeigh]

Please?

[TheQuattro]

ok

[ashbeeigh]

:lmao that's the first time I've been able to split a quattro.

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit, I wasn't paying attention. I could have made the split. :madrun

[ORION]

:lmao that's the first time I've been able to split a quattro.
No comment

[ashbeeigh]

Oh, and ashbeeigh ... thanks for commiserating with me earlier. Perhaps you have to be a paid blogger to understand how upsetting stolen content can be. The guy wrote to me and said it was an error of an RSS test they are doing. Sounds like BS to me, but whatever. At least it is gone.


No problem. Bullshit it was a misunderstanding! I'd watch out for that guy if I were you.

[ashbeeigh]

No comment

yes. a brilliant way to start the thread. :)

[ORION]

Dammit, I wasn't paying attention. I could have made the split. :madrun
Please tell me it was my email that distracted you.

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao that's the first time I've been able to split a quattro.

You can do the splits? What?

[mrsmaalox]

Why does it say "Part 5"?

[Cry Havoc]

Why does it say "Part 5"?

Because.

[Silver21_Black20]

Went to lunch at Whataburger this afternoon and there was this dude with tan lines on his upper arms. He must have worn an Under Armour type shirt cause the lines were perfect. And the tan shade was like 10 shades darker than his upper arms. Funny!

[Silver21_Black20]

Why does it say "Part 5"?

Hmmm ...I thought it was going to say (20).

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you're welcome

muahqVUE1IQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muahqVUE1IQ

[mrsmaalox]

Because.

Hey are those the same headphones that were on SpursStalker's tits?

[EricB]

:lol @ Viva

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain keeps sending me text messages asking me about my nipples.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Atrain keeps sending me text messages asking me about my nipples.
ask him about uterus punching

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain keeps sending me text messages asking me about my nipples.

Why? Are they pierced?

[ORION]

Atrain keeps sending me text messages asking me about my nipples.

Tell him about them.

[PakiDan]

So, how do I get my free Schick Quattro?

[CuckingFunt]

Why does it say "Part 5"?


Hmmm ...I thought it was going to say (20).

It's done that ever since the board software was updated. The powers that be always have to change it to the next number.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/giveaway-stop-hammertime/ - go to that link and leave a comment about your favorite thing about the 90s. You can win a pair of gold Hammer pants, a $150 Amazon gift card and some autographed MC Hammer posters.

Thanks.

[Trainwreck2100]

KiOqHLVxZvA

:toast

[Silver21_Black20]

http://www.everyjoe.com/articles/giveaway-stop-hammertime/ - go to that link and leave a comment about your favorite thing about the 90s. You can win a pair of gold Hammer pants, a $150 Amazon gift card and some autographed MC Hammer posters.

Thanks.

Gold Hammer pants ... No way!, that's awesome. :lol

[Cry Havoc]

Hey are those the same headphones that were on SpursStalker's tits?

Yes. I lick (the headphones) every day.

[florige]

Gold Hammer pants ... No way!, that's awesome. :lol



Hey SB let me borrow that Accord when I come to TX! I want to go pimping in it.

[florige]

:lmao Orion that video was awesome. I think I was laughing more at the people who were in the cars reaction than what the monkeys were doing. That girl had me dying laughing.

[ORION]

:lmao Orion that video was awesome. I think I was laughing more at the people who were in the cars reaction than what the monkeys were doing. That girl had me dying laughing.

Yeah that video is probably the funniest thing I've seen in sometime. In other news, we are 2-0 today and we earned a first round bye for tomorrow. We are going to forfeit our last game today.

[ORION]

Hey SB let me borrow that Accord when I come to TX! I want to go pimping in it.
Are you coming down to Texas? You wouldn't last 2 days in SA.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey SB let me borrow that Accord when I come to TX! I want to go pimping in it.

Tell ya what, series between O's and Braves is tied 1-1. If the Orioles win tomorrow ... you can go pimping in it.

[ATRAIN]

Hey SB let me borrow that Accord when I come to TX! I want to go pimping in it.

I would lend you my new truck but fuck that lol. :lol We have plenty of room for hos.

[ashbeeigh]

marini sighting in the paper. She was in the Star. And not for her drunken tirades. She was pretty darn adorable.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Next.....

[florige]

Are you coming down to Texas? You wouldn't last 2 days in SA.

No offense O, but I would own that fucking town if I came there! lol


Tell ya what, series between O's and Braves is tied 1-1. If the Orioles win tomorrow ... you can go pimping in it.

Oh well I might as well hang that up, it's a Sunday game....:rolleyes/:lol


I would lend you my new truck but fuck that lol. :lol We have plenty of room for hos.

Let me test drive that shit!!!

[florige]

Tell ya what, series between O's and Braves is tied 1-1. If the Orioles win tomorrow ... you can go pimping in it.




What are you a Braves fan? Don;t see many people outside of Baltimore rooting for the sorry ass O's.

[florige]

So Sandra what kind of gas do you put in that thing? I think its rude to bring people's cars back on an empty tank.

[Silver21_Black20]

Stupid Braves, I should've known better.

[mrsmaalox]

marini sighting in the paper. She was in the Star. And not for her drunken tirades. She was pretty darn adorable.

I agree she's a cutie patootie! And her old man ain't half bad either :toast

[Silver21_Black20]

I was looking for the drunken old lady but couldn't find her. Which old lady is she?

[ATRAIN]

Let me test drive that shit!!!

I dont know if you can handle it man!!! Pictures to come soon

[marini martini]

I was looking for the drunken old lady but couldn't find her. Which old lady is she?

Just ask your old man, he knows!:lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

How would I know which one you are?

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread needs more music our dads listened to, and MM listened to in her 30s

BQifd7O_N5k

[marini martini]

How would I know which one you are?



:eyebrows

[RashoFan]

Sup Beeches....how the hell is everyone? SB and Steven, y'all get married yet?

[ORION]

No offense O, but I would own that fucking town if I came there! lol


The humidity would suck the life right out of you just like your ex girlfriend did.

[Silver21_Black20]

:eyebrows

He showed me which one you are. Nice dentures!

[ATRAIN]

whats up Sandy?

[Dr. Gonzo]

shaq fu

[Silver21_Black20]

whats up Sandy?

Hey!

How's the new truck? Pics.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Steven did you see OD got a 1 year contract. He wants number 2 TE money, what do you think about that?

[ATRAIN]

Hey!

How's the new truck? Pics.

Its awesome and my sis took pics I need to get them from her and upload em. Ill get them today. I only have 2 problems with it right now.

1. Its a tight fit in my garage and I have to get used to parking it in there but its getting easier.

2. The lights arent automatic like my Tahoe was so I have to now remember to turn my lights on and off when needed.

Other than that, I dont miss my tahoe AT ALL!! This thing is a freaking sweet ass truck.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What kind of truck is it?

[ATRAIN]

What kind of truck is it?

Toyota Tundra 4x4

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude that is so gay.

[ashbeeigh]

2. The lights arent automatic like my Tahoe was so I have to now remember to turn my lights on and off when needed.


:madrun

That's such a pain. I've left my lights on a couple times overnight and gotten up in the morning only to hear the beep of them being on. And then I just blame my medicine, "It messes with my short term memory!" :lol

Good thing, when it rains (if it rains) at the office the janitor knows its my car and that I have a propensity to leave my lights on and tells me right away.

Next car I buy..will have auto lights. I'm glad you like it. I'm eagerly waiting pics. And new car smells are up there with really expensive new leather purses as the best smell ever.

[ashbeeigh]

Dude that is so gay.

And the PT Cruiser wasn't?

[mrsmaalox]

Atrain, what color is our new truck??

[ashbeeigh]

Enough. I have a big fat invoice to work on today.

[Dr. Gonzo]

And the PT Cruiser wasn't?

I didn't purchase the PT Cruiser. It was the only rental they had available.

:madrun

[jman3000]

You fogies are unbearable.

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't purchase the PT Cruiser. It was the only rental they had available.

:madrun

I should post the pic of you hugging the PT Cruiser.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's back when I was drinking! :madrun

I hugged everything back then.

[Dr. Gonzo]

haha :madrun

He looks pissed.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Madrun guy always makes me smile.

[ATRAIN]

:madrun

That's such a pain. I've left my lights on a couple times overnight and gotten up in the morning only to hear the beep of them being on. And then I just blame my medicine, "It messes with my short term memory!" :lol

Good thing, when it rains (if it rains) at the office the janitor knows its my car and that I have a propensity to leave my lights on and tells me right away.

Next car I buy..will have auto lights. I'm glad you like it. I'm eagerly waiting pics. And new car smells are up there with really expensive new leather purses as the best smell ever.

Yeah new car smell kicks a lot of ass.

[ATRAIN]

Atrain, what color is our new truck??

Black and its MY truck, whats with this OUR crap lol.

[ATRAIN]

That's back when I was drinking! :madrun

I hugged everything back then.

nut hugger

[ATRAIN]

Hey Steven now that I have a truck again we should go crash a UTSA tailgate lmao.

[mrsmaalox]

Black and its MY truck, whats with this OUR crap lol.

Well I think I'll look great in a black Tundra...

[mrsmaalox]

Orion, how did the 3-on-3 go?

[Silver21_Black20]

Black and its MY truck, whats with this OUR crap lol.

Even though I said I'd never get another black car, my Accord is black. It looks sooo sweet when I wash it at The Washtub.

And my car still has the new car smell.

[ashbeeigh]

That's back when I was drinking! :madrun
.

fair enough. But you talked a lot about that PT Cruiser.


I should post the pic of you hugging the PT Cruiser.

Please do.


Yeah new car smell kicks a lot of ass.

mmm. It's my favorite.

[CuckingFunt]

I've never understood the appeal of black cars. I love my bubbly and bright red car.

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:eyebrows

[ORION]

Orion, how did the 3-on-3 go?
Hot. We won our games saturday and lost the first game sunday and got eliminated. We did much better than I thought we would.

[ATRAIN]

Well I think I'll look great in a black Tundra...

LOL oh you think that huh, well you cant have it

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry. I should convince someone to bring me breakfast and coffee.

[ATRAIN]

Even though I said I'd never get another black car, my Accord is black. It looks sooo sweet when I wash it at The Washtub.

And my car still has the new car smell.

This is my first black car and I never wanted black but when I saw it on the lot I knew that was the one I wanted. The AC is powerful so the heat isnt a problem and I didnt get leather cause I didnt want to burn my ass. Yeah when its clean it outshines all other cars, Im going to wash it at least once every two weeks or everyweek if needed.

[mrsmaalox]

Hot. We won our games saturday and lost the first game sunday and got eliminated. We did much better than I thought we would.

Excellent! Was it indoors or outdoors?

[mrsmaalox]

LOL oh you think that huh, well you cant have it

I don't want it. I mean you'll be driving, I'll be shotgun. We can put our names on the back window!!

[SpursStalker]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I dance all night and
I work all day

hey hey hey

[Melmart1]

I don't want it. I mean you'll be driving, I'll be shotgun. We can put our names on the back window!!

Make sure you put a towel down on the seat before you sit. Don't want your infection cream leaving a mark on his new car.

[CuckingFunt]

Make sure you put a towel down on the seat before you sit. Don't want your infection cream leaving a mark on his new car.

Without leather seats, that shit'll soak right in.

[samikeyp]

Make sure you put a towel down on the seat before you sit. Don't want your infection cream leaving a mark on his new car.

Or leave a snail trail...that shit will eat right through the seat.

[ATRAIN]

I don't want it. I mean you'll be driving, I'll be shotgun. We can put our names on the back window!!

:lmao:pimpslap

[ORION]

Excellent! Was it indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors 100 degrees plus.

[ATRAIN]

Or leave a snail trail...that shit will eat right through the seat.

thats fucked up right there

[CuckingFunt]

"I jump on a tramp every night. That's how I roll."

[ashbeeigh]

I saw something on the news yesterday about the car industry affecting ranchers because people aren't buying leather car seats. I was like "sucks to be you." More tasty steaks for me."

And anyone south of the Mason-Dixson line is an idiot to own a car with leather seats, just my .02 worth.

[ATRAIN]

I saw something on the news yesterday about the car industry affecting ranchers because people aren't buying leather car seats. I was like "sucks to be you." More tasty steaks for me."

And anyone south of the Mason-Dixson line is an idiot to own a car with leather seats, just my .02 worth.

Do cars without leather seats have seat warmers?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't use my seat warmers as much as I thought I would.

[ATRAIN]

I don't use my seat warmers as much as I thought I would.

you have leather seats though?

[CuckingFunt]

you have leather seats though?

Yeah.

[mrsmaalox]

I saw something on the news yesterday about the car industry affecting ranchers because people aren't buying leather car seats. I was like "sucks to be you." More tasty steaks for me."

And anyone south of the Mason-Dixson line is an idiot to own a car with leather seats, just my .02 worth.

Actually when there are little kids riding, leather is the only way to go; spills are much easier to clean up.

And my ass doesn't get burned if my shorts aren't too short. Plus my air conditioned seats work quickly, and it feels so good on my back on a day like today.

[ORION]

"I jump on a tramp every night. That's how I roll."

:lol
Shake is my hero.

[ashbeeigh]

Actually when there are little kids riding, leather is the only way to go; spills are much easier to clean up.

And my ass doesn't get burned if my shorts aren't too short. Plus my air conditioned seats work quickly, and it feels so good on my back on a day like today.

fair enough with the spills. But you can afford all that crap. I'll be lucky enough to afford a new car come the next time i need one. :)

And I adore my seat warmers. They're fabulous.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't see how anyone in South Texas could get a car with leather seats.

[ATRAIN]

fair enough with the spills. But you can afford all that crap. I'll be lucky enough to afford a new car come the next time i need one. :)

And I adore my seat warmers. They're fabulous.

I dont see why anyone in south Texas needs seat warmers

[ashbeeigh]

I dont see why anyone in south Texas needs seat warmers

I bought my car used, it came with seat warmers. I got lucky.

[ATRAIN]

I bought my car used, it came with seat warmers. I got lucky.

your seats leather?

[mrsmaalox]

Leather is fine in S. Texas as long as it isn't black. Even black cloth here is silly.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Even black cloth here is silly.
nothing like heated, moldy, ass sweat smell.

[ashbeeigh]

your seats leather?

Nope. I passed up every single car that had leather seats. This car was at the very end of he last row at carmax. It was my destiny. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

Nope. I passed up every single car that had leather seats. This car was at the very end of he last row at carmax. It was my destiny. :)

Used ... Ewwww!!

j/k

We bought Steven's vehicle from Carmax. I reallly like Carmax.

[Silver21_Black20]

nothing like heated, moldy, ass sweat smell.

Hey ... I have black cloth seats and it doesn't smell like moldy, ass sweat.

[mrsmaalox]

nothing like heated, moldy, ass sweat smell.

If you say so....

[ATRAIN]

Used ... Ewwww!!

j/k

We bought Steven's vehicle from Carmax. I reallly like Carmax.

What is it?

[Silver21_Black20]

What is it?

A Nissan Pathfinder

[Dr. Gonzo]

I really dig my Pathfinder.

[ashbeeigh]

Used ... Ewwww!!

j/k

We bought Steven's vehicle from Carmax. I reallly like Carmax.

Ugh! How rude! :lol

Now, if only I could refinance my car payment. I'm going to redo my student loans in a few weeks so I may be able to have some more wiggle room with the car payment.

[ORION]

I really dig my Pathfinder.

How big is the back seat ?

[RashoFan]

I don't see how anyone in South Texas could get a car with leather seats.

I can see that they are easier to clean. Leather will fade and deteriorate if not cared for properly. Cloth seats do deteriorate a little faster with the heat down here.

[mrsmaalox]

wow Rasho, long time no see!

[RashoFan]

wow..you can see me through the internet?
I Keed I Keed...
wassup MM

[samikeyp]

wow..you can see me through the internet?
I Keed I Keed...
wassup MM

No, but I can. :eyebrows

[florige]

Atrain hurry up and bring your new truck over here so I can test drive it bitch!!!! lol

[RashoFan]

No, but I can. :eyebrows

hey baby....you checking out the twins AGAIN???

[Melmart1]

The scrolling on my screen is weird all the sudden. I don't know how it got this way.

[Silver21_Black20]

Just got back from the Missions game. Hooks won 6-0.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just got back from the Missions game. Hooks won 6-0.

So did I hear right that Jeff Kent threw out the first pitch? Was it a strike? Did his mustache make the women swoon?

[ORION]

I was hot tonight. I didn't miss.

[samikeyp]

hey baby....you checking out the twins AGAIN???

Not just the twins. :)

[ATRAIN]

Atrain hurry up and bring your new truck over here so I can test drive it bitch!!!! lol

LOL you paying for my gas?

[Spur-Addict]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

"And what you hear is not a test....."

-Shit, I forgot the rest.

[Dr. Gonzo]

So did I hear right that Jeff Kent threw out the first pitch? Was it a strike? Did his mustache make the women swoon?

Yeah he was there with a bunch of Mormon kids.

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

Yeah he was there with a bunch of Mormon kids.

Mormon Night at the Missions. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Who is Jeff Kent?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I didn't know Mormons were allowed to watch baseball.

[ATRAIN]

Sup?

:eyebrows

anyone know why this is all SS says?

[Silver21_Black20]

anyone know why this is all SS says?

Does anyone care?

[ashbeeigh]

Oh my god. The two girls on this conference call are arguing about fucking google docs. :bang

[SpursStalker]

anyone know why this is all SS says?

:lol

Cause I can

[Viva Las Espuelas]

anyone know why this is all SS says?

i always think it's because she has a plate of dry pancakes in front of her.

[mrsmaalox]

So now there are 2 guys mentioned today who seem to be popular but I've never heard of: Jeff Kent and Joe Buck. Probably have something to do with baseball?

[ORION]

i always think it's because she has a plate of dry pancakes in front of her. I cannot eat dry pancakes.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gross. I cannot eat dry pancakes.
that's why she always asks for syrup

[mrsmaalox]

I eat pancakes without syrup most of the time. They have to be buttery though.

[ORION]

Oh my god. The two girls on this conference call are arguing about fucking google docs. :bang

Just randomly say " that's why you got to eat your boogers"

[ORION]

I eat pancakes without syrup most of the time. They have to be buttery though.
I like omelets better for breakfast or menudo

[mrsmaalox]

I like omelets better for breakfast or menudo

Yep, I don't care much for breakfast, and pancakes are probably my least favorite breakfast.

[SpursStalker]

Yep, I don't care much for breakfast, and pancakes are probably my least favorite breakfast.

I like pancakes for dinner ...

Jelly or jam instead of syrup is mmm mmmmm good!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Oh my god. The two girls on this conference call are arguing about fucking google docs. :bang

Shut the fuck up, ashbeeigh.

[ashbeeigh]

Just randomly say " that's why you got to eat your boogers"

:lol I wish I had read that while I was on the call!

[jman3000]

Those potato and egg tacos from Valero were actually pretty damn good.

i'm probably gonna be on the pot for an hour or so later on ... but it'll be worth it.

[Silver21_Black20]

The sausage kolaches from Valero are pretty damn good.

[Blake]

Those potato and egg tacos from Valero were actually pretty damn good.

i'm probably gonna be on the pot for an hour or so later on ... but it'll be worth it.

down in Mcallen, the Valeros have "the Laredo Taco Company" inside with ladies rolling up fresh tortillas.

the line goes back to the beer section in the mornings for the breakfast tacos.

they make you sit on the pot for an hour, but honestly they are well worth it

[Dr. Gonzo]

The have those in Corpus too. They make some pretty good tacos.

[mrsmaalox]

I just ate a big hunk of very yummy strawberry cake-----but now I don't feel so good :(

[jman3000]

It was just surprising to taste something so good coming from a convenience store.

When I think of gas station food I think of old franks on stale hot dog buns.

These tacos were as thick as burritos and were a pretty decent price.

I was gonna get some ham and cheddar kolaches, but the tacos were so damn fat I couldn't resist.

[Dr. Gonzo]

The new toy that sits on my desk.
https://www.silversnail.com/images/gold/full/action0006987.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

I gotta get this one.

http://www.kennyscollectibles.com/images/McFarlane/mfar-0232.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

I'll be your friend if you buy this for me atrain.

[CuckingFunt]

That Nolan Ryan toy looks like it's attempting a self-suck.

[RashoFan]

Oh my god. The two girls on this conference call are arguing about fucking google docs. :bang


Just randomly say " that's why you got to eat your boogers"

That or "You can't get good tamales in Nebraska"..

[RashoFan]

That Nolan Ryan toy looks like it's attempting a self-suck.

:lol I was thinking the same thing...

[Tits McGee]

Same old bunch of losers :sleep

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9392/lumberjack.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I'll be your friend if you buy this for me atrain.

Where is it? Thats pretty bad ass and NO its not a self sucking pose.

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:eyebrows

[samikeyp]

That Nolan Ryan toy looks like it's attempting a self-suck.

:nope

[to21]

Nolan Ryan and suck should never be used in the same sentence (after this one that is).

I would say he looked like he was taking a whiff to see if he needed to shower after the game.

[samikeyp]

Nolan Ryan and suck should never be used in the same sentence (after this one that is).

I would say he looked like he was taking a whiff to see if he needed to shower after the game.

+100

Imagine if he had consistent run support throughout his career?

Damn.

[ATRAIN]

+100

Imagine if he had consistent run support throughout his career?

Damn.

Ryan was a beast and the best pitcher I have ever seen on the mound.

[Dr. Gonzo]

He should've retired an Astro.

[ORION]

Ryan was a beast and the best pitcher I have ever seen on the mound.

And don't forget he kicked the most ass when batters rushed the mound.

[samikeyp]

And don't forget he kicked the most ass when batters rushed the mound.

No shit.

To this day, Robin Ventura still checks under the bed and in the closet every night before going to sleep.

[ATRAIN]

He should've retired an Astro.

hell yeah. I have a friend who collects nothing but Ryan baseball cards and collectables. Im a little jealous of some of the stuff he has.

[ATRAIN]

No shit.

To this day, Robin Ventura still checks under the bed and in the closet every night before going to sleep.

hahah I remember that

All I have to say is 7 no hitters in a career is fucking amazing.

[Dr. Gonzo]

hell yeah. I have a friend who collects nothing but Ryan baseball cards and collectables. Im a little jealous of some of the stuff he has.

My brother in law has a Nolan Ryan rookie card. He paid a shitload for it.

[ATRAIN]

My brother in law has a Nolan Ryan rookie card. He paid a shitload for it.

My friend has one too, not sure which one it is. Have you seen it?

I wonder if Ryan can still strike someone out right now at his age?

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's this one.
http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/nolan-ryan-front.jpg

[samikeyp]

My friend has one too, not sure which one it is. Have you seen it?

I wonder if Ryan can still strike someone out right now at his age?

Probably not, his arm is probably good for one full speed pitch....but that is all he needs to put one by your ear. :)

[ATRAIN]

It's this one.
http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/nolan-ryan-front.jpg

Damn thats sexy

Did any of you guys collect baseball cards as a kid?

[samikeyp]

Damn thats sexy

Did any of you guys collect baseball cards as a kid?

I did. Football cards too.

[SpursStalker]

I did. Football cards too.

You do football cards?

Isn't that painful?

:wow

[ATRAIN]

I did. Football cards too.

Yeah I did baseball first, then football briefly but basketball became my main focus. I still have them all, I would like to see what they are worth.

[to21]

Speaking of painful....

I took my kiddo to the library last week and there were a couple of flamers giggling at some book. Those fuckers left the book wide open next to us when they left, on a page that showed two penises with one going inside another........THROUGH THE PISS HOLE!!!

[Blake]

Speaking of painful....

I took my kiddo to the library last week and there were a couple of flamers giggling at some book. Those fuckers left the book wide open next to us when they left, on a page that showed two penises with one going inside another........THROUGH THE PISS HOLE!!!

I didn't realize Adult Video Megaplexxx was also a library.

What video did you check out for your kid? Blow White?

[Dr. Gonzo]

I want to work at that library.

[to21]

I didn't realize Adult Video Megaplexxx was also a library.

What video did you check out for your kid? Blow White?:lol srsly at a public library.

It was more like Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Gangbang.

[ATRAIN]

Blake, you live in Mcallen?

[samikeyp]

Yeah I did baseball first, then football briefly but basketball became my main focus. I still have them all, I would like to see what they are worth.

Mine too later. It helped that I worked at a Diamond Shamrock and *ahem* got a free box of cards. That is how I got my DRob rookie. :D

[Blake]

Blake, you live in Mcallen?

:lol naw, I live in SA, but the inlaws all live in McAllen so I am down there more frequently than I'd like.

[ATRAIN]

Mine too later. It helped that I worked at a Diamond Shamrock and *ahem* got a free box of cards. That is how I got my DRob rookie. :D

you bastard lol, do you till have them all?

[mrsmaalox]

I thought Nolan Ryan is a guy who sells meat!

[ATRAIN]

I thought Nolan Ryan is a guy who sells meat!

You are always thinking about meat!!

[mrsmaalox]

Speaking of painful....

I took my kiddo to the library last week and there were a couple of flamers giggling at some book. Those fuckers left the book wide open next to us when they left, on a page that showed two penises with one going inside another........THROUGH THE PISS HOLE!!!

I've seen that picture before. What kind of books they have in that library anyway? That doesn't sound like public library material.

[mrsmaalox]

You are always thinking about meat!!

Who doesn't love a good steak??

[ATRAIN]

Who doesn't love a good tube steak??

[ATRAIN]

:lol naw, I live in SA, but the inlaws all live in McAllen so I am down there more frequently than I'd like.

lol oh ok, yeah my parents live down in the valley and I go down there way to much lol. Ill be down there next month.

[mrsmaalox]

lol oh ok, yeah my parents live down in the valley and I go down there way to much lol. Ill be down there next month.

Which dive will you be performing at?

[samikeyp]

you bastard lol, do you till have them all?

No, but I still have the DRob one. :)

[samikeyp]

I thought Nolan Ryan is a guy who sells meat!

Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Straight

to

Hell.

[mrsmaalox]

Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Straight

to

Hell.

:depressed

[ATRAIN]

Which dive will you be performing at?

none im going for pleasure not business.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Atrain needs to go to Boys Town and send me pictures of the donkey show.

[Blake]

none im going for pleasure not business.

which dive will you be pleasuring someone at

[ATRAIN]

Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Straight

to

Hell.

:lmao

[Blake]

Go to hell. Go straight to hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Straight

to

Hell.

I was at The Ballpark last weekend to see the rangers and they were pushing Nolan Ryan food products.

I guess it's not any worse than Earl Campbell sausage.

[samikeyp]

I was at The Ballpark last weekend to see the rangers and they were pushing Nolan Ryan food products.

I guess it's not any worse than Earl Campbell sausage.

True.

I still say Oberto beef jerky should have called Fabricio. :lol

[ORION]

Atrain needs to go to Boys Town and send me pictures of the donkey show.

Man that ranks up there for me as one of the craziest nights in my life.

[ATRAIN]

which dive will you be pleasuring someone at

Prob Stilletoes, ever been?

[ATRAIN]

Man that ranks up there for me as one of the craziest nights in my life.

lol its pretty wild

[ORION]

lol its pretty wild

Wild is an understatement.

[florige]

I have been sending that video to EVERYBODY Orion! :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

what video?

[florige]

what video?



That crazy ass monkey video. lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i like monkey videos. which one?

[florige]

Orion didn't send it to you? I thought I was the last to see it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Orion didn't send it to you? I thought I was the last to see it.
nope

[ashbeeigh]

I haven't seen it either. But, the way you all talk about this video I don't know if I want to see it.

[ashbeeigh]

I need a nap, so badly.

[CuckingFunt]

I was watching "Scrubs" a few minutes ago but decided to switch to a channel showing Point Break. The TV went from an image of John C. McGinley yelling at Dorian to an image of John C. McGinley yelling at Keanu Reeves and Gary Busey. It was trippy.

[florige]

I haven't seen it either. But, the way you all talk about this video I don't know if I want to see it.


It's not that bad Ash! The people who it actually happens to makes the video all the more hillarious to me. lol

[florige]

I hate that grapes taste sweeter in the market than when you get them home. :bang

[ORION]

i like monkey videos. which one?
I lost your email. What is it?

[ORION]

I lost your email. What is it?

Found it

[ORION]

Found it

Emailed it

[mrsmaalox]

I need a nap, so badly.

I just had a lovely nap. My bedroom is dark, the a/c is on.....

[florige]

Emailed it



Send it to Ash too dude!!!

[ORION]

I have been sending that video to EVERYBODY Orion! :lol
I told you that !

[ORION]

Send it to Ash too dude!!!

I don't have everyones email. If it is supplied I can accommodate

[florige]

I don't have everyones email. If it is supplied I can accommodate



Well you have mine now dude. Send me some pics of those half naked women you work with as well too please!

[ORION]

Well you have mine now dude. Send me some pics of those half naked women you work with as well too please!
I'll try and find the pictures for the last time we went to the river

[florige]

I'll try and find the pictures for the last time we went to the river



Sweet man! I promise I will let you score a few buckets when I finally play you. Atrain is getting blanked though.

[ashbeeigh]

I'll get ORION my e-mail when I get home. I'll be tempted to watch this video while I'm at work and I actually have stuff to do right now that I'm putting off.

[ashbeeigh]

I just had a lovely nap. My bedroom is dark, the a/c is on.....

I don't know where this is headed and I don't particularly care to know.

[ORION]

Disgusted with my cheapness.

My foes , they can't destroy by body.

[ORION]

Sweet man! I promise I will let you score a few buckets when I finally play you. Atrain is getting blanked though.
You better do some fact checking prior to playing me because I guarantee you will not let me but rather I will take them.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You know, sometimes I hate people even more so than I normally do.

I do not want to go on a date with a woman with two kids so why the fuck are you bringing her to a place you know I have to go to? And yes, I am picky and I don't need you to tell me repeatedly that I'm too picky. It's not my fault that you hate being married.

And this is from a friend who usually twatblocks.

Carry on.

[ORION]

You know, sometimes I hate people even more so than I normally do.

I do not want to go on a date with a woman with two kids so why the fuck are you bringing her to a place you know I have to go to? And yes, I am picky and I don't need you to tell me repeatedly that I'm too picky. It's not my fault that you hate being married.

And this is from a friend who usually twatblocks.

Carry on.
My love is vengence
That's never free

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man - to be the sad man.

:(

[samikeyp]

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man - to be the sad man.

:(

No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be fated

[ORION]

No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be fated

Great song. Right now I'm just smoking an arturo fuente

[ashbeeigh]

You know, sometimes I hate people even more so than I normally do.

I do not want to go on a date with a woman with two kids so why the fuck are you bringing her to a place you know I have to go to? And yes, I am picky and I don't need you to tell me repeatedly that I'm too picky. It's not my fault that you hate being married.

And this is from a friend who usually twatblocks.

Carry on.

Same kind of thing happened to me a few months back. I went out with this total loser who was just not my type. Few weeks after I cut the guy off completely, no texts, no calls, no nothing, went out with a mutual friend (who introduced us), and specifically asked if he was going to be there. All after my 17 (!!) year old sister got married. Needless to say, I didn't need him to be there. He wasn't for some time. Go to the bathroom (we had been drinking) and who happens to be there? Guy I specifically asked her not to invite. Mother fucker. What a bitch.

[CuckingFunt]

You know, sometimes I hate people even more so than I normally do.

I do not want to go on a date with a woman with two kids so why the fuck are you bringing her to a place you know I have to go to? And yes, I am picky and I don't need you to tell me repeatedly that I'm too picky. It's not my fault that you hate being married.

And this is from a friend who usually twatblocks.

Carry on.

Bitter married/committed people drive me crazy.

You should punch him.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Bitter married/committed people drive me crazy.

You should punch him.


Her, hence the twatblock.

And I don't mind that this other broad is going to be there. It's that she's going to be there with an expectation that I'm interested thanks to this other nosy twat, who I really enjoy when she isn't trying to bring me into her misery.

Why aren't you talking to her? Jesus, you're picky. She really likes you ... and on and on.

Don't get me wrong, this baby maker is a prime candidate for a beejer in the parking lot/bathroom. But she's also the type to drone on and on for months about how much of a dick I am for not calling.

Just not worth the aggravation.

[CuckingFunt]

Her, hence the twatblock.

And I don't mind that this other broad is going to be there. It's that she's going to be there with an expectation that I'm interested thanks to this other nosy twat, who I really enjoy when she isn't trying to bring me into her misery.

Why aren't you talking to her? Jesus, you're picky. She really likes you ... and on and on.

Don't get me wrong, this baby maker is a prime candidate for a beejer in the parking lot/bathroom. But she's also the type to drone on and on for months about how much of a dick I am for not calling.

Just not worth the aggravation.

Yeah, that's definitely a tough situation to be put in.

I never get why people do that shit. I don't mind when a friend wants to introduce me to someone that they feel I'll genuinely vibe with, but why open your trap and start setting up expectations? Just let us meet and see where it goes naturally.

[SpursStalker]

Sup?

:eyebrows

[florige]

I want to buy GTA4 but that fucker is still expensive. I thought I would at least be able to find it for $29 used.

[ATRAIN]

I want to buy GTA4 but that fucker is still expensive. I thought I would at least be able to find it for $29 used.

Its a popular game man, wait till its a greatest hit.

[samikeyp]

I want to buy GTA4 but that fucker is still expensive. I thought I would at least be able to find it for $29 used.

You're a cop right? Bust some drug dealer playing his PS3 and steal his copy. :lol

[florige]

Its a popular game man, wait till its a greatest hit.

I know, but I thought that since it came out last year it would had dropped in price. Well it did. I guess I am just used to buying crappy games. Do you have it for the 360?



You're a cop right? Bust some drug dealer playing his PS3 and steal his copy. :lol


I know there were actually some copies floating around at the station. But they mysteriously walked away. lol I'm not sure for what system though.

[ashbeeigh]

bitches. I better get that job. That was a pain in the ass job application to fill out. The City's job application process sucks. just fyi for anyone.

[florige]

bitches. I better get that job. That was a pain in the ass job application to fill out. The City's job application process sucks. just fyi for anyone.



Job doing what?