The official list of MJisms Kobe has hijacked thread

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Let me start slowly to see if this will catch on, first. Everyone just start listing the plethora of actions and mannerisms, however minute, that Kobe has totally blatantly ripped off of MJ, and at the end, we can all laugh at what a total douchebag Kobe is.


-The way he chews his gum during a game.

-The way he hides his mouth when jawing off at a ref.

[YellowFever]

Dude...let it go....it's not healthy.

[Amaso]

This is so pathetic.

[KSeal]

Man, it's just shit thread after shit thread.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

-The way he half-frowns to look serious during interviews, as early as age 22

[Trainwreck2100]

Man, it's just shit thread after shit thread.

so you're saying this place is turning into lakersground

[KSeal]

so you're saying this place is turning into lakersground

Not even close to that bad but the last day or two there have been quite a few strange threads.

[Amaso]

-Michael's skin color
-Michael's height
-Michael's weight
-Michael's eye color

[Trainwreck2100]

-Michael's skin color
-Michael's height
-Michael's weight
-Michael's eye color

MJ was doing the whole adultery thing way before kobe was

[Amaso]

MJ was doing the whole adultery thing way before kobe was

Kobe stole that too.

[Ice009]

-The way he doesnt need a dominant big man to win a title

-The way he dominates the media, good, or bad.

-The way he torched the Spurs

- His fall away

-The way he continues to win no matter what the haters say

-The way he made Bowen his bitch

Does anyone know where I can get head to head stats of Kobe vs Bruce? I want to see Kobe's shooting percentage against Bruce.

btw I love your first take. Now that the Lakers are on the verge of winning a Championship you throw that out there. MJ did that 6 times and Kobe was a huge fail with out a dominant big man until now. Gasol is probably still more skilled that any big the Bulls ever had.

Take you weak ass takes somewhere else.

[IronMexican]

Enough is enough! I want these motherfucking threads(!) Out of this motherfucking forum!

[KidCongo]

-The way he doesnt need a dominant big man to win a title

-The way he dominates the media, good, or bad.

-The way he torched the Spurs

- His fall away

-The way he continues to win no matter what the haters say

-The way he made Bowen his bitch

MJ didn't play the Spurs.

[MiamiHeat]

dBxcunGc_nA

http://www.pulsemed.org/michael-jordan-fist.jpg
http://bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0037/7719/kobe_fist_pump_feature.jpg
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/04/30/kobe-pose-large.jpg
http://www.michaeljordan.pl/zdjecia/artykuly/michael_jordan_rip_hamilton.jpg

- MJ's fadeaway

everything.


In fact, every gesture Kobe makes is either copied or ridiculous.

Remember the "big Balls" Kobe did after a 3 pointer vs the Spurs in the regular season? Then Roger Mason makes a 3 point play and does it right back?

Big balls? Really kobe? Profane and stupid.

The guy is a phony. I hate the guy.

[blink]

who cares

[MiamiHeat]

who cares

its funny.

[stretch]

funny thing is, lakers fans dont realize that people wouldnt make these threads to bash on the lakers nearly as much if it wasnt for the LAKERS FANS THEMSELVES. you guys are the ones talking non-stop shit, and get all insecure about any negative thing said about the lakers, so people are starting these threads purposely to irritate yall, perhaps hoping it will drive a few of you away even. iron mexican may be the only one that is cool and doesnt run around starting 18 fucking kobe/laker dicksucking threads a day, which is why people are cool with him, but hate 99% of the other laker fans here. if you guys werent such obnoxious douchebags, no one would fuck with yall.

[Tacker]

funny thing is, lakers fans dont realize that people wouldnt make these threads to bash on the lakers nearly as much if it wasnt for the LAKERS FANS THEMSELVES. you guys are the ones talking non-stop shit, and get all insecure about any negative thing said about the lakers, so people are starting these threads purposely to irritate yall, perhaps hoping it will drive a few of you away even. iron mexican may be the only one that is cool and doesnt run around starting 18 fucking kobe/laker dicksucking threads a day, which is why people are cool with him, but hate 99% of the other laker fans here. if you guys werent such obnoxious douchebags, no one would fuck with yall.

Give me my $50 bitch

[BUMP]

lol Tacker

[Unforgivable]

The fist pump thing he did after he made that shot against the Suns.

[stretch]

Give me my $50 bitch

lol, ashreef

[Tacker]

lol, ashreef

Dont change the subject you still owe me $50 bitch.

[stretch]

Dont change the subject you still owe me $50 bitch.

actually its you who owes me $50, ashreef.

when we meet up for the delivery, do me a favor and take a shower first. i'm allergic to the smell of curry.

[dirk4mvp]

The fist pump thing he did after he made that shot against the Suns.

this

[Tacker]

actually its you who owes me $50, ashreef.

when we meet up for the delivery, do me a favor and take a shower first. i'm allergic to the smell of curry.

Na you're the lazy smelly fat 40 year old who still lives with his mom in her basement. I understand you need the $50 to help your mom with the bills but............................. Give me my $50 bitch.

[stretch]

this

good job colt fan

[dirk4mvp]

good job colt fan

can't say the same for beefanus

[dirk4mvp]

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can't say the same for beefanus

beefanus is gay

like peyton manning

[duncan228]

Does anyone know where I can get head to head stats of Kobe vs Bruce? I want to see Kobe's shooting percentage against Bruce.

Does this help?

http://www.basketball-reference.com/fc/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&p1=bryanko01&p2=bowenbr01

[E20]

The way he backpeddles and shakes his head.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Great thread!

The way he sticks his tongue out while driving.

I bet the next thing he tries is shooting a free throw with his eyes closed.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I love the way Laker fans are so ass hurt over this.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Dude...let it go....it's not healthy.


-The way he doesnt need a dominant big man to win a title

-The way he dominates the media, good, or bad.

-The way he torched the Spurs

- His fall away

-The way he continues to win no matter what the haters say

-The way he made Bowen his bitch


This is so pathetic.


Man, it's just shit thread after shit thread.


Enough is enough! I want these motherfucking threads(!) Out of this motherfucking forum!


-Michael's skin color
-Michael's height
-Michael's weight
-Michael's eye color

:lmao

ass hurt

[Cant_Be_Faded]

-The way he will over-smile during an interview or segment to show the world there is no doubt what a great personality he has

[JamStone]

The way he is African American.

The way he is 6'6".

The way he plays in the NBA.

Using the same size basketball, same height basketball rim.

The way he makes a lot of money.

[JamStone]

-Michael's skin color
-Michael's height
-Michael's weight
-Michael's eye color


Damn I should read the thread first...

[jdev82]

Does anyone know where I can get head to head stats of Kobe vs Bruce? I want to see Kobe's shooting percentage against Bruce.
.

vs. SAS Games= 45 Avg Mins/Game=37:47 Avg. FGM=9.3 AVG FGA=21.4 FG PCT=43.5 3PM=0.9 3PA=3.3 3P%=28.6 FT= 5.2 FTA=6.2 FT%=84.3 OREBS=1.2 DREBS=4.4 REBS=5.6 AST=3.9 TO=3.1 STL=1.6 BLK=0.7 PF=2.4 PPG=24.8

Career VS. Everybody= 25.13 PPG on .455, .341 from 3, 5.2 REBS, 4.64 AST, 2.9 TO.
you torched us alright.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The way opposing fans follow his every move (i.e. threads like this)

[stretch]

The way his fans excessively slob his knob (although Jordan is the GOAT, so he is much more deserving).

[TimDuncan>Kobe]

Being an amazing basketball player on the court, and a POS human being off the court.

[Capt Bringdown]

Perhaps we'll see tears and cigars.