MiamiHeat
06-13-2009, 05:45 AM
The Top 1000 Facts about Kobe Bryant Thread
- on his Ipod, he listens to the "Be Like Mike" gatorade commercial, where he dubbed "Kobe" over every instance of "Mike" during the song
- has his mugshot picture hanging above his bed, placed by Vanessa Bryant to remind him who's now in charge
- owns NBA 2k6, 2k7, 2k8, and 2k9, all of them with a custom image of himself on the cover
- paid programmers to edit Shaq out of his copy of the NBA 2k games
- considers having to pass to a teammate a 'turnover' and a missed opportunity at using his 'teeth face'
- gets very upset when anyone brings up the Charlotte Hornets draft fiasco
- after many failed attempts at a worthy nickname, he watched the movie KILL BILL and thought to himself "Black Mamba! I got it!"
- influenced sexual predators everywhere with a golden line of defense : "Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did."
- has a custom made mirror next to his basketball court to practice his facial expressions after tough shots
- brings food and supplies to a young man named KB24PAH, who lives with Kobe in the guest house. Vanessa Bryant doesn't allow the young man inside the house
- ADD YOUR OWN !
- on his Ipod, he listens to the "Be Like Mike" gatorade commercial, where he dubbed "Kobe" over every instance of "Mike" during the song
- has his mugshot picture hanging above his bed, placed by Vanessa Bryant to remind him who's now in charge
- owns NBA 2k6, 2k7, 2k8, and 2k9, all of them with a custom image of himself on the cover
- paid programmers to edit Shaq out of his copy of the NBA 2k games
- considers having to pass to a teammate a 'turnover' and a missed opportunity at using his 'teeth face'
- gets very upset when anyone brings up the Charlotte Hornets draft fiasco
- after many failed attempts at a worthy nickname, he watched the movie KILL BILL and thought to himself "Black Mamba! I got it!"
- influenced sexual predators everywhere with a golden line of defense : "Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did."
- has a custom made mirror next to his basketball court to practice his facial expressions after tough shots
- brings food and supplies to a young man named KB24PAH, who lives with Kobe in the guest house. Vanessa Bryant doesn't allow the young man inside the house
- ADD YOUR OWN !