FaithInOne
06-16-2009, 04:24 PM
I was driving to my friends house last night not really paying attention to my speed in a 55 mph zone. I never speed but don't really pay attention to the speedometer. All of a sudden I look up and..
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law. I got two choices. Pull over the car, or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor. Now I'm not trying to see no highway chase, plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case.
So I...pull over to the side of the road.
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Me: Cause I'm young and I'm white and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
Cop: "Well you were doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
Me: "I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit"
Cop: "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Me: "Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that."
Cop: "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Me: "Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit. Enough that you won't illegally search my shit."
Cop: "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a ****** ain't one.
Hit me
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law. I got two choices. Pull over the car, or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor. Now I'm not trying to see no highway chase, plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case.
So I...pull over to the side of the road.
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Me: Cause I'm young and I'm white and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
Cop: "Well you were doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
Me: "I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit"
Cop: "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Me: "Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that."
Cop: "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Me: "Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit. Enough that you won't illegally search my shit."
Cop: "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a ****** ain't one.
Hit me