I almost got tazed by a **** cop.

[FaithInOne]

I was driving to my friends house last night not really paying attention to my speed in a 55 mph zone. I never speed but don't really pay attention to the speedometer. All of a sudden I look up and..

In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law. I got two choices. Pull over the car, or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor. Now I'm not trying to see no highway chase, plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case.

So I...pull over to the side of the road.

I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

Me: Cause I'm young and I'm white and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?

Cop: "Well you were doing fifty-five in a fifty-four" "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

Me: "I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit"

Cop: "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Me: "Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that."

Cop: "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Me: "Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit. Enough that you won't illegally search my shit."

Cop: "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"

I got 99 problems but a ****** ain't one.
Hit me

[CubanMustGo]

Yes, because giving a cop lip is always the smart thing to do.

[Cry Havoc]

Too obvious. -1

[BlackSwordsMan]

no.

[sonic21]

try again

[Twisted_Dawg]

I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

I recently got pulled over by a cop and that is the exact same thing he asked me. Is that a standard rhetorical question cops asked people they pull over?

At first I had no clue, but quickly guessed it was for speeding, which it was.

But WTF don't cops just walk up and say, "Sir I pulled you over for speeding."

[ManuTP9]

song is good

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Its pretty hard to believe some people in this thread aren't getting the joke... does the rime not tip you off??

[jman3000]

Don't you see? He changed it to white. He's fucking hilarious. 4 year old songs are totally cool and relevant. Just like the OP.

[Leetonidas]

:td

[debo]

u are an idiot

[Greg Oden]

This is almost as funny as that one time the mookie crew pasted timvp's face on some naughty pictures.

[mookie2001]

never heard of it^



he asked you for registration what state was this?

[mookie2001]

oh its a jayz, fat joe corleone, ja rule song
great

[Cant_Be_Faded]

twenty thousand other white rap-pers emerge!

[timvp]

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When Jay-Z can't think of a rhyme, he'll probably mention this

[Cry Havoc]

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When Jay-Z can't think of a rhyme, he'll probably mention this

Don't forget sportscenter and ESPN
And the fact that bail costs money cause he's African.

[johnsmith]

Really?

If I'm going to lie, I'm sure as fuck going to come up with something better than this.

[timvp]

Don't forget sportscenter and ESPN
And the fact that bail costs money cause he's African.

ha ha ha ha ha
check out this bizarre
rapping style used by me
the jay-z

[florige]

Butters- "I thought it was pretty good"

[TDMVPDPOY]

I recently got pulled over by a cop and that is the exact same thing he asked me. Is that a standard rhetorical question cops asked people they pull over?

At first I had no clue, but quickly guessed it was for speeding, which it was.

But WTF don't cops just walk up and say, "Sir I pulled you over for speeding."

dont forget all the cops in that area uses the same name or surname when pulling someone over....in the end when you look it up, its a fkn nobody.

[Blake]

I recently got pulled over by a cop and that is the exact same thing he asked me. Is that a standard rhetorical question cops asked people they pull over?

At first I had no clue, but quickly guessed it was for speeding, which it was.

But WTF don't cops just walk up and say, "Sir I pulled you over for speeding."

yes it's the standard question.

just curious, what did you answer?

[FaithInOne]

Don't you see? He changed it to white. He's fucking hilarious. 4 year old songs are totally cool and relevant. Just like the OP.

u mad brah?

[tp2021]

Good thread

[ATRAIN]

This is almost as funny as that one time the mookie crew pasted timvp's face on some naughty pictures.

what thread was this?

[timvp]

lol mmatrain