Does anyone know why longHornE has a Bug up his ass?

[MickeyOnFox]

Did I miss something? For some reason this guy who I thought was a friend wants nothing to do with me or this website.

He said I said something that wasn't true about him.
If that was the case why don't I have an E mail or a phone call?

Of all the folks on the WWW that I would think would have thin Skin and pull out the Drama queen card LongHornE was at the bottom.

I remember him and I talking smack for years, Since longHornE won't answer his pager? and I have no E mail of him anymore?

I will make a public Apology to him and to the Club in hopes he reads this, I apologize for you all losing a great poster. I hope you all can forgive me.

[SequSpur]

U done screwed it up for everyone.

[MouseSmack]

Maybe if I can get you to leave also it will make it up.

According to his post he is upset with the folks at this website not just me.



Besides, after what I have heard about what you're posting about me on that other forum, I would rather NOT have ANYTHING to do with you, or ANYBODY ELSE from that forum !

As they say ...

"Fool me once, shame on me ... Fool me twice, shame on you !!!"



Why would he be mad at you guys if it was just me?

And when did Longhorn become so sensitive?

Who's next to flame out? T Park? you?

[SequSpur]

Flaming out is not in my dictionary. Longhorn E is just bsing. Maybe he is pissed because people are tired of cooking their own food at the gtgs... Hell I don't know. All I know is I am taller than you beyitch.

:served

[MouseSmack]

Bro please...If I have a problem with you? I can e mail you or call you like a man.

If kori has a problem? she will e mail me or call me like a woman. And since when do folks ge offended from reading post in the forums? If that was the case ? you amd me and T park and herbAfemale and others would all be dead or gone.

I can dig up old hard drives where longHorn and myself and you at one time or another said something to get a reaction.

Does this post look like someone who is just BS ing to you?




Longhorn E
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By the way, I've heard from some people who read this site about some of the comments made about me. Be forewarned that at one of these GTGs I just might make a surprise appearance with vengeance in mind.

[SequSpur]

I saw it here and at 550 Underground.

LonghornE needs to take some Estrogen and quit being a bitch.

As for Stacey. She ain't the only girl from San Antonio on that Maxim sight, so it ain't like she is representing the city or something, sorry, but her act is overrated.

Plus she doesn't like Mexicans or Hispanics. Since my kids are half breed Americans, I have a problem with that and i definitely am not voting for her and I would advise everyone else to not vote for her.

Racist.

[MouseSmack]

At one time or another we all say something wrong.
How many times have you seen something a black man did and said that focking Niggger... There are only two types of folks in this world. The ones who are racist and the ones who lie about it.

I have no problem saying 'that greasy Mexican stole my bike'.

The only problem I have with Stacie and longhorn?

Stacie should have just admitted she said what she said and move on, There where to many witnesses and other waitresses that concur what she said, If those cheap Mexicans did not leave a tip? Then they are some greasy cheap Mexicans, what's the big deal?

As For Longhorn?

The man acts like he never said a racist comment ever.
There are plenty of times he called Longhorn gene a niggger.

And after I found out Longhorn Gene took Longhorn E's Money and did not get the football tickets he said he would get? And did not pay him back? I also said He was a low down black bastard,

The Difference between me and other people is I have no problem saying I am a racist at times, What's the big deal?

Why should my personal views dictate weather you have a beer at a GTG with me in the same room? As far as I know Duff Could hate Asian people. So What? we live in America Like Stacie's Husband said, he does not like what Longhorn says about his wife but he lets it fly because we live in a free nation to speak our minds.


And Thanks to kori we have a forum to do just that.
Provided you don't piss any one off and they say they will show up at a GTG and take out there Vengeance on you.

[TastesLikeChicken]

Maybe he just watched Pulp Fiction





http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpVincentJules1.jpg
"And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

[MouseSmack]

Well I just saw Deliverance should I just bend him over a piece of Drift wood and make him squeal like a pig?http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/lmao.gif

[utsagolfpb]

Yes!

You finally got it!
We've been racist for the last 18 months, I just couldn't believe it took so many to finally get it.

We were sitting around one day, and we said. Hmmmm.
What would be the cool new gig that we could do.

I said internet porn, but that got shot down quickly. So, Stacie turns to me and says, "Eureka, let's be racists"

Me, being the honey-doer that I am, and because Stacie wears the pants in the family, I said. "Not only yeah, but hell yeah. Great idea honey!"

The only problem that we had is what race to pick on.
Since my little sister is korean, so we marked that race off the list.

Then Stacie brought up Cubans, but I had to veto that because my mother is Cuban.

I then brought up Polish people, but Stacie is polish, so we couldn't do that either.

Frustrated, we finally decided to flip a coin. Heads. Hispanics, Tails, African-Americans.

So we flipped, and guess what it landed on. Heads.
Crazy.

So then, we spent the better part of about 4 weeks gathering as much information about insulting Hispanics as possible. You should have seen our notes!

So finally, after our weeks of practice, we finally made the dive, and WOW did we have fun. First, we egged LJ's car. Then we found Manny's place, and completely toilet papered the whole entire thing. IT WAS AWESOME.

After weeks of harrassing the Hispanic population, we soon found out that it just wasn't fun doing it without people knowing it was us.

So for our bold experiment, we carefully staked out places waiting for an easy mark. And BAM. Low and Behold. Longhorn E walks right into the trap.

It was classic!
After realizing that it was the Penultimate achievement in our grand racist project, we did decided we could top it no farther.

And so it ended.

Funny, I didn't remember seeing SequSpur there. Because without him being there, how else would he know how racist we are?

Got to love the Internet.

[MouseOnSports]

I am not sure who utsagolfpb is ,but the person has Talent

[utsagolfpb]

Yep, Got Second at this one last spring.

Damn Gladys and her Xylophone playing dog.

But I did kick Butch's pansy ass at ShuffleBoard.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/utsagolfpb/Moes_Talent_Show.jpg

[KoriEllis]

Okay, I'll put an end to this.

LonghornE is pissed off because some people said that he was posting here as Taz1. I was one of those people.

On the morning after the Texas Longhorns were booting out of the college World Series, LonghornE was nowhere in site. A new poster registered at our forum -- Taz1.

Taz1 began posting. Same posting style as LonghornE, bashing Stacie and Adrienne. Hmmm.. could it be Longhorn?

I didn't bother checking the IP's and didn't think much about it.

3 weeks passed and Longhorn was no where in site. Mouse was genuinely worried about him and called me about it. I said, hmm.. I hope nothing happened to him. Let me page him.

I paged him within 2 minutes I got a call back. LJ answered the phone and said, "Princess, it's LonghornE." (He thought he recognized his voice.) I picked up the phone, it got a little static-y. I heard the person say, "Hello?" I said, "Hi, it's Kori Ellis" and the person hung up.

20 minutes later the phone rang again. It was from a different number (caller ID). The person asked me if I had paged LonghornE. I said yes. The person went into detail that LonghornE had gotten into a huge accident had been at University Hospital for 3-4 weeks and was getting moved to private care facility. That he was alive, but not well at all.

I freaked out. I made the post and explained to everyone that LonghornE had the accident.

The next day I called University Hospital because I wanted to send something -- maybe flowers or plant or something. I asked for Ernest .... (yes I know his real name) and guess what, no one had been admitted under that name in the last six months. I also called the authorities and there had been no such accident on the date and place where the person told me the accident had been.

Weeks passed and Taz1 kept posting. Everyone kept IMing me asking if it was LonghornE which by this time some had thought was obvious. I checked the IP's. Low and behold, it was.

I couldn't believe that someone would call me with a bullshit story about being in an accident. I didn't want to call out LonghornE because, though I was disgusted by the bullshit, I thought he might have good reason to be hiding as Taz1. So I IM'd him on the board told him that I knew what was going on and that I was pissed about the phone call but that maybe he had good reason. I told him if he did to please email me back and I'd give him the benefit of the doubt.

Of course, I got no response.

Weeks passed and I again IM'd him and told him that if "LonghornE" didn't resurface soon and "Taz1" disappear that I would expose him. Low and behold (again) LonghornE showed up 3 days later in the forum saying that he was almost healed from the accident.

I still didn't say anything to anyone. Now I read LonghornE's comments at the 550Underground, he can trash me and this forum or whatever he wants. And I'm not saying that he was never in an accident. But the details I was given on the phone weren't true. He wasn't in University Hospital and the accident wasn't in the location I was given. And Taz1 AKA LonghornE was posting the next morning from the same IP address, so I don't think that he was that injured.

End of story.

You want drama. You got drama. This is my last word on the subject.

Good night.

[timvp]

http://www.tnt.tv/TNT/Images/Header/ttl_tntlogo.gif

:shock

[iminlakerland]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...

:wacko

Ummm i think this person needs

img.photobucket.com/album.../midol.bmp (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/iminlakerland/midol.bmp)

It works wonders.

P.S. why arent my quotes or photos or anythign working :(

[exstatic]

im - There is a button directly below the subject line when you are composing your posts. Select 'ezCodes' rather than 'Plain Text'.

Weird story. No other real comment.

[SpursWoman]

Wow...if Taz1 = LonghornE, then LonghornE posted in that thread mouse made about him dying.


Damn, that's fucked up. :fro

[TastesLikeChicken]

Yeah, in that thread "Taz" said something along the lines of "good, one less UT fan in the world"

I then nominated Taz for Douche of the Year for making that comment

Looks like he's now become the frontrunner for the award afterall

[CrazyOne]

I hate to add to this thread... but this supports my thesis about life, the universe and everything - This world was created solely for the sake of my amusement, and I have yet to be disappointed! :rollin

[TastesLikeChicken]

What I gather:

Longhorn sees Mouse's thread about him possibly dying, he decides to go with the Huck Finn opportunity to go with it and see how people talk about you at your cyber-funeral. He then creates Taz so that he can continue posting during his death charade, he even badmouths himself in the thread to see if anyone will come to his defense. He returns a page and realizes it's Kori, he hangs up, he now knows that his cover is blown, he comes up with a horrible car accident story as an explanation, this way it explains that he's not dead but still injured enough to get the sympathy and attention that he's been enjoying. All is well for awhile, then it all comes crashing down, people start to piece it together that LongornE is Taz1, he then tucks his two inches and runs to another forum where he can badmouth Kori and this forum and hope that people believe him in a he said/she said.

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, the facts are there...now it's up to you to make the right decision.


It's also possible that Longhorn was in an accident originally before Mouse posted the MIA thread, then decided to go with the death thing, then when he was busted told the accident story but changed the date and location of the accident to make it more recent and more severe. Either way though, quite douchey.

[Johnny Blaze 47]

God, he created the drama for himself (or so it seems).

He's got no obligation to answer the charges, but if he's going to be a bitch, he needs to be prepared to get smacked around a little.

The way LE bitched about Stacie and all the others, you'd think he'd have the balls to call out "ANYBODY ELSE" on this forum who said things about him.

I hope he reads this thread or gets it back to him. You're a fucking Drama Queen, Longhorn. Live with it.

[SpursWoman]

**** him. That was a BULLSHIT thing to do.


my $.02.

[utsagolfpb]

Damn it Kori.

You somehow managed to overshadow my racist story and my talent show posts on this thread. Possibly my two finest posts here at FSP.

Way to showboat.

[CosmicCowboyXXX]

for what its worth I thought your posts were hilarious...

but then I am known for having a really warped sense of humor too...:wink

[tlongII]

:sleep

[CosmicCowboyXXX]

:sleep

sooo Tlong...

been out all night "campaigning" against proposition 36?

[SequSpur]

:rollin

[maxpower]

I find it funny in that most people if they were wronged would say something about it in the respective forum. Furthermore they would not lash out at the whole forum but at the person(s) who they have a problem with.

And lastly, it's hilarious how this whole forum is lumped as losers or the such and some here post over at the underground.

[bigzak25]

i just find it ironic that ernest would always bag on adrienne for all her drama, and lo and behold, these events unfold.....but i've also had the pleasure of drinking a few beers with the man at mouse's pad....seemed like an okay fellow to me. all i can say is, to each their own, and Godbless.

[KoriEllis]

Longhorn sees Mouse's thread about him possibly dying, he decides to go with the Huck Finn opportunity to go with it and see how people talk about you at your cyber-funeral. He then creates Taz so that he can continue posting during his death charade

Good theory. Except the Taz character was posting before anyone even knew LonghornE was missing and way before (2 weeks at least) Mouse posted that he may have died. Taz started posting the morning after the Longhorns lost.

Anyway, this thread and subject are dead too.

Thanks.

[Jeff Probst]

Any updates on LongHornE?

[xcoriate]

Now there's a Spurstalk story I didn't know...

[Slydragon]

OmG, I never seen this. Thanks you all soooooo much. Now that the writers are on strike I have a script to sell to the big wigs when they become short handed on stories for a show. Cash here I come. When the show end and the credits roll my name and Spurstalk will be on them.

[mookie2001]

I dont like the jazz anymore im a spursfan

[MannyIsGod]

:lol I never knew the LonghornE story Thtas some funny shit right there.

[Larry Dallas]

Go to the last page and start reading you will find some funny shit Brah! :smokin

[ROFL]

Any updates on LongHornE?

Who is LongHorn?

[BlackSwordsMan]

I hope taz1 is ok

[mouse]

Maybe he just watched Pulp Fiction





http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpVincentJules1.jpg
"And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Dude where have you been?