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CosmicCowboy
06-24-2009, 08:39 AM
http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-chips-pays-for-prostitution-in-oklahoma-city/article/3380255?custom_click=pod_headline_news

A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.

According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.

The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.

Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.

When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said.

Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.

manufan10
06-24-2009, 09:43 AM
:lmao

She was Free-to-Lay.. :lol

samikeyp
06-24-2009, 09:48 AM
Apparently she was all that and a bag of chips. :)

ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 09:52 AM
He was looking for some Chips Ahoe.

ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 09:53 AM
Wait, the man wasn't arrested?

Spurminator
06-24-2009, 10:34 AM
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hater
06-24-2009, 10:40 AM
she chose the combo to go with her footlong

mrsmaalox
06-24-2009, 10:50 AM
:spless: Flashing her headlights????? LOL

IronMexican
06-24-2009, 10:55 AM
Too many bad puns in one thread.

manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:58 AM
Wrong brand but:

Once he popped, she just couldn't stop!

manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:59 AM
http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-chips-pays-for-prostitution-in-oklahoma-city/article/3380255?custom_click=pod_headline_news


When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said.

Bet you can't eat just one.

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-24-2009, 11:03 AM
Wait, the man wasn't arrested?

I imagine the mugshot would have looked something like this :


http://blogs.mycentraljersey.com/mets/files/2009/03/chestercheetah.jpg

manufan10
06-24-2009, 11:03 AM
:lmao

Goliadnative
06-24-2009, 11:39 AM
I imagine the mugshot would have looked something like this :


http://blogs.mycentraljersey.com/mets/files/2009/03/chestercheetah.jpg

I think it might have looked more like this

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:xBIAhC6h4loJbM:http://www.lostwackys.com/images/original-series/4th/frito2.jpg

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-24-2009, 11:40 AM
I think it might have looked more like this

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:xBIAhC6h4loJbM:http://www.lostwackys.com/images/original-series/4th/frito2.jpg

:lmao

ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 11:59 AM
In a related item, I think we've finally figured out who this is:

http://www.goodlaughter.com/funnypictures/pics/cheeto.jpg