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ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 09:43 AM
http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/bk-seven-incher.jpg
manufan10
06-24-2009, 09:44 AM
WTF? :lmao
Is that a real ad?
dimsah
06-24-2009, 09:45 AM
:lol
No fucking way.
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 09:45 AM
I want one. :D
ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 09:48 AM
http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/2009/06/bk-suggestive-7-incher-ad.html
BK's Suggestive 7 Incher Ad
Burger King's has a new menu item in their Singapore area restaurants. It is called the "BK Super Seven Incher."
If the name wasn't bad enough, the poster promoting the sandwich show the sandwich approaching a woman's open mouth with the words "It'll Blow" in a large font underneath. The wording continues in smaller print on the next line, "Your Mind Away." Well, heck, just take a look at it:
To further entice you to try this sandwich, the poster reads: "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the new BK Super Seven Incher. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A.1. Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce."
A seven-inch long burger patty. hmmm.
We've seen more suggestive advertising, to be sure, but this one just seems to be poorly executed AND in bad taste (and probably tastes bad, too).
ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 09:49 AM
The fact that there is a blog called Fast Food News is just additional win.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 09:51 AM
I want one. :D
I bet! :bking
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 09:52 AM
I bet! :bking
What? I can handle 7 inches. :wakeup
Spurminator
06-24-2009, 09:53 AM
Eh, I like the Quizno's Torpedo campaign better... more subtle.
spurs_fan_in_exile
06-24-2009, 09:55 AM
Not nearly as classy as the upcoming ads with Wendy deepthroating a grilled chicken wrap.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 09:56 AM
What? I can handle 7 inches. :wakeup
:lol
Of course you can. You can handle the foot longs too! ;)
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 09:57 AM
:lol
Of course you can. You can handle the foot longs too! ;)
:wow How would you know? :lmao
manufan10
06-24-2009, 09:58 AM
:wow How would you know? :lmao
I just know these things. :hat :lol
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 10:01 AM
I just know these things. :hat :lol
*looks behind shoulder*
:lol
manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:03 AM
I'm also quick. I knew you were going to look behind your shoulder, so I hid. :lmao
If you hear "Every Breath You Take," then you should be scared.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:06 AM
:wow
OOPS! I also listen to the ultimate stalker song while I'm watching them:
doFKkuzoawM
DisAsTerBot
06-24-2009, 10:30 AM
christ! why does every thread you two ^^ are in always turn into a chode blowing session.... yall really need to get laid.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:36 AM
christ! why does every thread you two ^^ are in always turn into a chode blowing session.... yall really need to get laid.
I was talking about Quizno's. Now we know who's mind is in the gutter! :D
SpursWoman
06-24-2009, 10:38 AM
I'm hungry now, thanks. :hungry:
Dr. Gonzo
06-24-2009, 10:38 AM
Not nearly as classy as the upcoming ads with Wendy deepthroating a grilled chicken wrap.
This is why you are the best poster around.
:lmao
:toast
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 10:41 AM
christ! why does every thread you two ^^ are in always turn into a chode blowing session.... yall really need to get laid.
anti-fun police
manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:42 AM
:lmao
I'm hungry now too.
Who wants to grab a 7 incher?
DisAsTerBot
06-24-2009, 10:45 AM
anti-fun police
:lmao
I'm hungry now too.
Who wants to grab a 7 incher?
:rolleyes just screw and get it over with already...
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 10:46 AM
:rolleyes just screw and get it over with already...
I've been talking about the sandwich all along, get your mind out of the gutter. :rolleyes
tlongII
06-24-2009, 10:47 AM
No mayonaisse?
CuckingFunt
06-24-2009, 10:47 AM
Undoubtedly, the sandwich is really only five inches. Five and a half, tops.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:55 AM
Undoubtedly, the sandwich is really only five inches. Five and a half, tops.
We should measure it and compare.
Originally Posted by PandaSpur
I've been talking about the sandwich all along, get your mind out of the gutter. :rolleyes
Exactly what I said.
ShoogarBear
06-24-2009, 10:59 AM
Back in the day, you could buy Burger King underwear with "Home of the Whopper" stitched on.
spurs_fan_in_exile
06-24-2009, 11:00 AM
Undoubtedly, the sandwich is really only five inches. Five and a half, tops.
Seven inches is a pre-cooking measurement. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!
manufan10
06-24-2009, 11:02 AM
Seven inches is a pre-cooking measurement. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!
I'm pretty sure it's stored in a freezer/refrigerator too.. We all know what happens when it's cold. :depressed
Dr. Cox
06-24-2009, 11:06 AM
Itttttttttttttttttt app-hears that they have, in fact, named a sandwich after me! And stra-hangely enough, I have no objection to this. Carry on.
Strike
06-24-2009, 11:56 AM
No mayonaisse?
win
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 12:11 PM
What a coincidence, I'm eating a burger and fries right now. :D
manufan10
06-24-2009, 12:50 PM
What a coincidence, I'm eating a burger and fries right now. :D
And you didn't invite me? :( :depressed :cry
:D
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 12:51 PM
And you didn't invite me? :( :depressed :cry
:D
Oh don't even go there......the anti-fun police, remember? :rolleyes
PM's :lol
manufan10
06-24-2009, 01:00 PM
Oh don't even go there......the anti-fun police, remember? :rolleyes
PM's :lol
:oops
I was just thinking that a 7 incher or a footlong would sound good to some people right now. :wow
JudynTX
06-24-2009, 01:01 PM
:oops
I was just thinking that a 7 incher or a footlong would sound good to some people right now. :wow
It does and it was. :toast
manufan10
06-24-2009, 01:01 PM
It does and it was. :toast
A nooner, huh? :lol
manufan10
06-24-2009, 02:08 PM
http://www.ipodtouchfans.com/forums/imgcache/27354.png
easjer
06-24-2009, 02:25 PM
This thread = :lol
sonic21
06-24-2009, 02:38 PM
The mayo is creeping me out.
Dr. Gonzo
06-24-2009, 02:44 PM
This new Subway ad is great.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2039/sfwporncom25.jpg
manufan10
06-24-2009, 02:45 PM
^ :lmao
spurs_fan_in_exile
06-24-2009, 02:59 PM
Holy shit, that's funny.
Summers
06-24-2009, 03:01 PM
Seven inches is a pre-cooking measurement. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!
It happens to a lot of restaurant chains.
Summers
06-24-2009, 03:02 PM
This new Subway ad is great.
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2039/sfwporncom25.jpg
You just had to go there. But it is funny.
LnGrrrR
06-24-2009, 03:13 PM
We should measure it and compare.
I've heard there's a difference of opinion on where to start measuring.
LnGrrrR
06-24-2009, 03:14 PM
What a coincidence, I'm eating a burger and fries right now. :D
Proof that advertising does work.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 03:21 PM
I've heard there's a difference of opinion on where to start measuring.
That's true. I would say from one end to the tip of the other end.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 04:07 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/448500345_e65da52ad4.jpg?v=0
:lmao
http://www.sausageguy.com/
The Sausage Guy
Millions of fans have come to know The Sausage Guy He's become a legendary cult figure and entertainer among celebrities and mobs of screaming fans who pop over to his cart when they get the late night urge for the “other white meat.”
He has served everyone from Jerry Springer, Lenny Clark, and Jasper White to The Phantom Gourmet.
His cart is visited by sports players, Hollywood celebrities, locals, college students and baseball fans from around the world. "The Sausage Guy" has become a Boston landmark and a "must see" tourist attraction for thousands.
manufan10
06-24-2009, 04:39 PM
http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/burger%20king.jpg
manufan10
06-24-2009, 04:40 PM
http://whyfame.com/gossip/2008/december/24/burger_king_flamebroiled_meat_cologne_flies_off_th e_shelves_main_9638.jpg
BurgerKing
06-24-2009, 04:46 PM
Women want to have their meat their way too!! :bking
Spurtacus
06-24-2009, 05:07 PM
:lol
Chief
06-24-2009, 06:04 PM
Not nearly as classy as the upcoming ads with Wendy deepthroating a grilled chicken wrap.
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
exstatic
06-24-2009, 10:28 PM
Eh, I like the Quizno's Torpedo campaign better... more subtle.
:lmao "I'm waiting, Scott...put it in me" is more subtle?
manufan10
06-24-2009, 10:40 PM
:lmao "I'm waiting, Scott...put it in me" is more subtle?
The first time I saw/heard that shocked me. I was like WTF? Did they just say that. :lmao
polandprzem
06-24-2009, 11:32 PM
Is this sandwitch good to swallow?
iilluzioN
06-25-2009, 04:15 AM
Omg thats so funny
Insomniac
06-25-2009, 04:18 AM
:lmao
manufan10
06-25-2009, 08:41 AM
Is this sandwitch good to swallow?
It depends on how well you can deep throat the burger.
Spurminator
06-25-2009, 09:15 AM
:lmao "I'm waiting, Scott...put it in me" is more subtle?
Compared to "It'll Blow"? I'd say so.
SpursStalker
06-25-2009, 09:38 AM
I believe I'm thanking my lucky stars I do NOT eat at burger king ...
:lol
Avitus1
06-25-2009, 06:42 PM
LMAO great ad.
burger king is seriously, the worst fast food joint you can go to. there's literally nothing on the menu that tastes good. the only thing they could have possibly done worse is make their shitty burgers longer and disguised in a sub sandwich.
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