LOL, Burger King

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/bk-seven-incher.jpg

[manufan10]

WTF? :lmao

Is that a real ad?

[dimsah]

:lol

No fucking way.

[JudynTX]

I want one. :D

[z0sa]

that sandwich blows

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/2009/06/bk-suggestive-7-incher-ad.html

BK's Suggestive 7 Incher Ad
Burger King's has a new menu item in their Singapore area restaurants. It is called the "BK Super Seven Incher."

If the name wasn't bad enough, the poster promoting the sandwich show the sandwich approaching a woman's open mouth with the words "It'll Blow" in a large font underneath. The wording continues in smaller print on the next line, "Your Mind Away." Well, heck, just take a look at it:

To further entice you to try this sandwich, the poster reads: "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the new BK Super Seven Incher. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A.1. Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce."

A seven-inch long burger patty. hmmm.

We've seen more suggestive advertising, to be sure, but this one just seems to be poorly executed AND in bad taste (and probably tastes bad, too).

[ShoogarBear]

The fact that there is a blog called Fast Food News is just additional win.

[manufan10]

I want one. :D

I bet! :bking

[JudynTX]

I bet! :bking

What? I can handle 7 inches. :wakeup

[Spurminator]

Eh, I like the Quizno's Torpedo campaign better... more subtle.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Not nearly as classy as the upcoming ads with Wendy deepthroating a grilled chicken wrap.

[manufan10]

What? I can handle 7 inches. :wakeup

:lol

Of course you can. You can handle the foot longs too! ;)

[JudynTX]

:lol

Of course you can. You can handle the foot longs too! ;)

:wow How would you know? :lmao

[manufan10]

:wow How would you know? :lmao

I just know these things. :hat :lol

[JudynTX]

I just know these things. :hat :lol

*looks behind shoulder*

:lol

[manufan10]

I'm also quick. I knew you were going to look behind your shoulder, so I hid. :lmao

If you hear "Every Breath You Take," then you should be scared.

[manufan10]

:wow

OOPS! I also listen to the ultimate stalker song while I'm watching them:

doFKkuzoawM

[DisAsTerBot]

christ! why does every thread you two ^^ are in always turn into a chode blowing session.... yall really need to get laid.

[manufan10]

christ! why does every thread you two ^^ are in always turn into a chode blowing session.... yall really need to get laid.

I was talking about Quizno's. Now we know who's mind is in the gutter! :D

[SpursWoman]

I'm hungry now, thanks. :hungry:

[Dr. Gonzo]

Not nearly as classy as the upcoming ads with Wendy deepthroating a grilled chicken wrap.

This is why you are the best poster around.
:lmao
:toast

[JudynTX]

christ! why does every thread you two ^^ are in always turn into a chode blowing session.... yall really need to get laid.

anti-fun police

[manufan10]

:lmao

I'm hungry now too.

Who wants to grab a 7 incher?

[DisAsTerBot]

anti-fun police


:lmao

I'm hungry now too.

Who wants to grab a 7 incher?

:rolleyes just screw and get it over with already...

[JudynTX]

:rolleyes just screw and get it over with already...

I've been talking about the sandwich all along, get your mind out of the gutter. :rolleyes

[tlongII]

No mayonaisse?

[CuckingFunt]

Undoubtedly, the sandwich is really only five inches. Five and a half, tops.

[manufan10]

Undoubtedly, the sandwich is really only five inches. Five and a half, tops.

We should measure it and compare.


Originally Posted by PandaSpur
I've been talking about the sandwich all along, get your mind out of the gutter. :rolleyes

Exactly what I said.

[ShoogarBear]

Back in the day, you could buy Burger King underwear with "Home of the Whopper" stitched on.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Undoubtedly, the sandwich is really only five inches. Five and a half, tops.

Seven inches is a pre-cooking measurement. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

[manufan10]

Seven inches is a pre-cooking measurement. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

I'm pretty sure it's stored in a freezer/refrigerator too.. We all know what happens when it's cold. :depressed

[Dr. Cox]

Itttttttttttttttttt app-hears that they have, in fact, named a sandwich after me! And stra-hangely enough, I have no objection to this. Carry on.

[Strike]

No mayonaisse?

win

[JudynTX]

What a coincidence, I'm eating a burger and fries right now. :D

[manufan10]

What a coincidence, I'm eating a burger and fries right now. :D

And you didn't invite me? :( :depressed :cry

:D

[JudynTX]

And you didn't invite me? :( :depressed :cry

:D

Oh don't even go there......the anti-fun police, remember? :rolleyes

PM's :lol

[manufan10]

Oh don't even go there......the anti-fun police, remember? :rolleyes

PM's :lol

:oops

I was just thinking that a 7 incher or a footlong would sound good to some people right now. :wow

[JudynTX]

:oops

I was just thinking that a 7 incher or a footlong would sound good to some people right now. :wow

It does and it was. :toast

[manufan10]

It does and it was. :toast

A nooner, huh? :lol

[manufan10]

http://www.ipodtouchfans.com/forums/imgcache/27354.png

[easjer]

This thread = :lol

[sonic21]

The mayo is creeping me out.

[Dr. Gonzo]

This new Subway ad is great.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2039/sfwporncom25.jpg

[manufan10]

^ :lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Holy shit, that's funny.

[Summers]

Seven inches is a pre-cooking measurement. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

It happens to a lot of restaurant chains.

[Summers]

This new Subway ad is great.

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2039/sfwporncom25.jpg

You just had to go there. But it is funny.

[LnGrrrR]

We should measure it and compare.


I've heard there's a difference of opinion on where to start measuring.

[LnGrrrR]

What a coincidence, I'm eating a burger and fries right now. :D

Proof that advertising does work.

[manufan10]

I've heard there's a difference of opinion on where to start measuring.

That's true. I would say from one end to the tip of the other end.

[manufan10]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/448500345_e65da52ad4.jpg?v=0

:lmao

http://www.sausageguy.com/



The Sausage Guy

Millions of fans have come to know The Sausage Guy He's become a legendary cult figure and entertainer among celebrities and mobs of screaming fans who pop over to his cart when they get the late night urge for the “other white meat.”

He has served everyone from Jerry Springer, Lenny Clark, and Jasper White to The Phantom Gourmet.

His cart is visited by sports players, Hollywood celebrities, locals, college students and baseball fans from around the world. "The Sausage Guy" has become a Boston landmark and a "must see" tourist attraction for thousands.

[manufan10]

http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/burger%20king.jpg

[manufan10]

http://whyfame.com/gossip/2008/december/24/burger_king_flamebroiled_meat_cologne_flies_off_th e_shelves_main_9638.jpg

[BurgerKing]

Women want to have their meat their way too!! :bking

[Spurtacus]

:lol

[Chief]

Not nearly as classy as the upcoming ads with Wendy deepthroating a grilled chicken wrap.

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[exstatic]

Eh, I like the Quizno's Torpedo campaign better... more subtle.

:lmao "I'm waiting, Scott...put it in me" is more subtle?

[manufan10]

:lmao "I'm waiting, Scott...put it in me" is more subtle?

The first time I saw/heard that shocked me. I was like WTF? Did they just say that. :lmao

[polandprzem]

Is this sandwitch good to swallow?

[iilluzioN]

Omg thats so funny

[Insomniac]

:lmao

[manufan10]

Is this sandwitch good to swallow?

It depends on how well you can deep throat the burger.

[Spurminator]

:lmao "I'm waiting, Scott...put it in me" is more subtle?


Compared to "It'll Blow"? I'd say so.

[SpursStalker]

I believe I'm thanking my lucky stars I do NOT eat at burger king ...

:lol

[Avitus1]

LMAO great ad.

[z0sa]

burger king is seriously, the worst fast food joint you can go to. there's literally nothing on the menu that tastes good. the only thing they could have possibly done worse is make their shitty burgers longer and disguised in a sub sandwich.