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BacktoBasics
06-30-2009, 10:09 AM
He left his kid out in the truck. The kid decided to get off and come inside. First thing out of the dads mouth is "you didn't lock the doors did you :wow? The kids answer was of course "yes". Dipshit goes into full panic mode and is out there climbing all over the truck trying to find a way in :rolleyes . As if a window or door will magically open :lmao . He's stomping around pulling and tucking on every crease, window or crack...yanking on the door handle and generally freaking out. I have a jimmy in my car but I'd rather see this guy have to pay a locksmith....it'll be good for the economy.
Viva Las Espuelas
06-30-2009, 10:14 AM
ha. wish i was there to witness this.
I. Hustle
06-30-2009, 10:16 AM
I would have asked the kid if he got the keys. It would be funny if he had the keys the whole time.
ORION
06-30-2009, 10:21 AM
I would have asked the kid if he got the keys. It would be funny if he had the keys the whole time.
Or if he shifted it into "D" thinking it meant door and it went straight through the front doors.
I. Hustle
06-30-2009, 10:34 AM
Or if he shifted it into R because he thought it meant Rap and he went inside to tell his dad that the radio station didn't change as it rolled into an RV.
manufan10
06-30-2009, 10:35 AM
:lmao

You guys are ridiculous. :lol
mrsmaalox
06-30-2009, 10:43 AM
It's been over 30 min, any updates?
Bigzax
06-30-2009, 10:45 AM
be nice Ryan and open the damn door for the dude...
ORION
06-30-2009, 10:45 AM
It's been over 30 min, any updates?
yes B2B said "he had a sure fire way to open the door" and slammed the dad's head through the window.
phyzik
06-30-2009, 10:50 AM
tell him about the tennis ball trick and hand him a tennis ball, stand back and enjoy while he makes an even bigger idiot out of himself.

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spursfan09
06-30-2009, 10:50 AM
:wow

Man you've got a lot of hate in your heart. What the hell happened to you in your lifetime?
BacktoBasics
06-30-2009, 11:00 AM
Pop a lock guy came about 10 minutes ago. Took him about 5 minutes and the guy was back on the road.

The little ginger kid was crying. The dad got in ass pretty hard. I'm sure there was a lesson here somewhere.
BacktoBasics
06-30-2009, 11:02 AM
:wow

Man you've got a lot of hate in your heart. What the hell happened to you in your lifetime?I don't know if I'd call it hate....well maybe I would. I don't like people or 99% of them. Had the guy not jumped the kids ass I might have offered my jimmy but after his tantrum I felt better watching him fume and then pay.
spursfan09
06-30-2009, 11:26 AM
I don't know if I'd call it hate....well maybe I would. I don't like people or 99% of them. Had the guy not jumped the kids ass I might have offered my jimmy but after his tantrum I felt better watching him fume and then pay.

Well I can see what you are saying. People are stupid. No arguments there, and if the dad beat the kid's ass like you said then forget it.
ashbeeigh
06-30-2009, 11:57 AM
I don't remember how it happened, but I locked my mom and myself out of our car in the dead of winter in northern Wisconsin about 11 years ago. It was the worst day ever. The most help we got from anyone was "here's the phone..call the locksmith." I bet there were half a dozen assholes like b2b watching us suffer through the coldest winter I'd ever lived through waiting for a guy to come and unlock the car.
BlackSwordsMan
06-30-2009, 12:12 PM
good thread
resistanze
06-30-2009, 12:12 PM
I don't like people or 99% of them.
This is fair.
SpursStalker
06-30-2009, 12:34 PM
:lol

I've only locked my keys in my car one time ...

It was still running, but thankfully,
I had someone watch it while someone else took me home to get my spare.
BacktoBasics
06-30-2009, 01:47 PM
I don't remember how it happened, but I locked my mom and myself out of our car in the dead of winter in northern Wisconsin about 11 years ago. It was the worst day ever. The most help we got from anyone was "here's the phone..call the locksmith." I bet there were half a dozen assholes like b2b watching us suffer through the coldest winter I'd ever lived through waiting for a guy to come and unlock the car.

He didn't beat the kid just got into his ass a bit.

Secondly if Tigolebeeigh were locked out I'd be Johnny on the spot.
CosmicCowboy
06-30-2009, 01:56 PM
Secondly if Tigolebeeigh were locked out I'd be Johnny on the spot.

:lmao
ashbeeigh
06-30-2009, 02:22 PM
He didn't beat the kid just got into his ass a bit.

Secondly if Tigolebeeigh were locked out I'd be Johnny on the spot.

I was thirteen. I was just itty bitty then.
BacktoBasics
06-30-2009, 02:46 PM
I was thirteen. I was just itty bitty then.Hey thats old in Jackson years.
ashbeeigh
06-30-2009, 04:02 PM
Hey thats old in Jackson years.

:lmao Eww!
phyzik
06-30-2009, 04:37 PM
Hey thats old in Jackson years.

:rollin well played! :tu
exstatic
06-30-2009, 07:32 PM
I don't remember how it happened, but I locked my mom and myself out of our car in the dead of winter in northern Wisconsin about 11 years ago. It was the worst day ever. The most help we got from anyone was "here's the phone..call the locksmith." I bet there were half a dozen assholes like b2b watching us suffer through the coldest winter I'd ever lived through waiting for a guy to come and unlock the car.


That was you?
chode_regulator
06-30-2009, 11:17 PM
This thread is hilarious on so many levels