Twas the Night Before Free Agency

[PeterBurns]

And All through the house....

[honestfool84]

...people signed onto spurstalk and made countless * new threads.

[honestfool84]

* pointless

[SenorSpur]

...many teams began stirring, and John Ameche wearing a blouse.

[MarHill]

...many teams began stirring, and John Ameche wearing a blouse.

:lmao

That's cold-blooded but funny!!!

:lmao

[benefactor]

And All through the house....

...many teams began stirring, and John Ameche wearing a blouse.
Both players and salaries were assessed with care...

[SenorSpur]

:lmao

That's cold-blooded but funny!!!

:lmao


That was a cheap shot, I know. Just couldn't think of anything else. No offense to anyone, seriously.

[SenorSpur]

Both players and salaries were assessed with care...

In hopes that a contract-bearing, pocketbook-wielding, owner or GM would soon be there.

[MarHill]

That was a cheap shot, I know. Just couldn't think of anything else. No offense to anyone, seriously.

You didn't offend me!!

I just thought it was cold-blooded and funny!!

:toast

[loveforthegame]

And All through the house....

.... RC and Pop curled up in balls crying themselves to sleep because Finley picked up his option.

[Spursmania]

Then they picked up the phones with care... then held their breaths in hopes that Sheed was soon within their sight....

[benefactor]

Then they picked up the phones with care... then held their breaths in hopes that Sheed was soon within their sight....
And wifey uninterested, while I roam the net...In search of a signing that feels like a safe bet.

[Tully365]

And wifey uninterested, while I roam the net...In search of a signing that feels like a safe bet.

:lol

My favorites at work are the ones who say "i only watch college basketball. I don't like the NBA."

[buttsR4rebounding]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

[benefactor]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
...that's pretty damn good. Props :tu.

[Spursmania]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

Really awesome! :lmao:lmao

[Sigz]

and fuck Ducks.

[Tully365]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

:lol:toast

You'd better start writing your acceptance speech for the Putlitzer!

[duncan228]

Well done buttsR4rebounding. :toast

[phyzik]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

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[rayray2k8]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1287/failownedpickuplinewin.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/i/failownedpickuplinewin.jpg/)

Very nice.
:tu:D:tu

[NewJerSpur]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

Wow, this was a damn good read. Nice work and funny to boot. :toast

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

buttsr4rebounding FTW

[phyzik]

First newbie with some serious street cred points. Keep it up.

[meestahmeestah]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

+1 to you, sir.:flag:

[bigdog]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

Oh wow, serious props. :lol I like it! hahaha

[NewJerSpur]

NBA Free Agency period=NFL Draft......in the excitement and anticipation they create.

[G-Nob]

...and all through the house....the trolls, noobs, and douchebags were stirring.....and so was MOUSE.

[Spursmania]

NBA Free Agency period=NFL Draft......in the excitement and anticipation they create.

:tu

[SenorSpur]

It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.

Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.

There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.

So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.

Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!

So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast

Well done! Very well done! :toast

You must have been a rapper in another life. :lol

[hater]

1. Sheed
2. Varejao
3. Dice
4. Birdman
5. Gooden

[NewJerSpur]

1. Sheed
2. Varejao
3. Dice
4. Birdman
5. Gooden

No Gortat eh?