View Full Version : Twas the Night Before Free Agency
PeterBurns
06-30-2009, 06:59 PM
And All through the house....
honestfool84
06-30-2009, 07:04 PM
...people signed onto spurstalk and made countless * new threads.
honestfool84
06-30-2009, 07:04 PM
* pointless
SenorSpur
06-30-2009, 07:25 PM
...many teams began stirring, and John Ameche wearing a blouse.
MarHill
06-30-2009, 07:29 PM
...many teams began stirring, and John Ameche wearing a blouse.
:lmao
That's cold-blooded but funny!!!
:lmao
benefactor
06-30-2009, 07:33 PM
And All through the house....
...many teams began stirring, and John Ameche wearing a blouse.
Both players and salaries were assessed with care...
SenorSpur
06-30-2009, 07:35 PM
:lmao
That's cold-blooded but funny!!!
:lmao
That was a cheap shot, I know. Just couldn't think of anything else. No offense to anyone, seriously.
SenorSpur
06-30-2009, 07:36 PM
Both players and salaries were assessed with care...
In hopes that a contract-bearing, pocketbook-wielding, owner or GM would soon be there.
MarHill
06-30-2009, 07:37 PM
That was a cheap shot, I know. Just couldn't think of anything else. No offense to anyone, seriously.
You didn't offend me!!
I just thought it was cold-blooded and funny!!
:toast
loveforthegame
06-30-2009, 07:40 PM
And All through the house....
.... RC and Pop curled up in balls crying themselves to sleep because Finley picked up his option.
Spursmania
06-30-2009, 07:48 PM
Then they picked up the phones with care... then held their breaths in hopes that Sheed was soon within their sight....
benefactor
06-30-2009, 07:58 PM
Then they picked up the phones with care... then held their breaths in hopes that Sheed was soon within their sight....
And wifey uninterested, while I roam the net...In search of a signing that feels like a safe bet.
Tully365
06-30-2009, 08:03 PM
And wifey uninterested, while I roam the net...In search of a signing that feels like a safe bet.
:lol
My favorites at work are the ones who say "i only watch college basketball. I don't like the NBA."
buttsR4rebounding
06-30-2009, 08:36 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
benefactor
06-30-2009, 08:40 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
...that's pretty damn good. Props :tu.
Spursmania
06-30-2009, 08:41 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
Really awesome! :lmao:lmao
Tully365
06-30-2009, 08:46 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
:lol:toast
You'd better start writing your acceptance speech for the Putlitzer!
duncan228
06-30-2009, 08:49 PM
Well done buttsR4rebounding. :toast
phyzik
06-30-2009, 09:07 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
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rayray2k8
06-30-2009, 09:21 PM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1287/failownedpickuplinewin.jpg (http://img145.imageshack.us/i/failownedpickuplinewin.jpg/)
Very nice.
:tu:D:tu
NewJerSpur
06-30-2009, 09:25 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
Wow, this was a damn good read. Nice work and funny to boot. :toast
spurs_fan_in_exile
06-30-2009, 09:35 PM
buttsr4rebounding FTW
phyzik
06-30-2009, 09:40 PM
First newbie with some serious street cred points. Keep it up.
meestahmeestah
06-30-2009, 09:42 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
+1 to you, sir.:flag:
bigdog
06-30-2009, 09:48 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
Oh wow, serious props. :lol I like it! hahaha
NewJerSpur
06-30-2009, 09:56 PM
NBA Free Agency period=NFL Draft......in the excitement and anticipation they create.
G-Nob
06-30-2009, 10:06 PM
...and all through the house....the trolls, noobs, and douchebags were stirring.....and so was MOUSE.
Spursmania
06-30-2009, 10:14 PM
NBA Free Agency period=NFL Draft......in the excitement and anticipation they create.
:tu
SenorSpur
06-30-2009, 10:54 PM
It 'twas the night before free agency, and all through Spurs Land
Fans were watching SpursTalk, on their favorite broad band.
They anxiously waited for any old news
Of their favorite Free Agent while drinking some brews.
Pop and RJ kept checking their phones,
Just to make sure that they still had dial tones
To make that first call one minute after midnight
In hopes that they would bag their own Mr. Right.
There were rumors that Sheed was at the Alamo
that were started, alas, by some hard up old schmoe
Who was friends of the brother of the boss of the guy
Who made up, then played up this despicable lie.
So we waited, elated with the least little news
Went to the store to refill our cold brews
Only to rush back to see the same old thread
That the Amare to Golden State trade is now dead.
Come on, Dice! Come now, Sheed! Come Anderson or Gortat!
Come Varejao, come Gooden or Wilcox, but not Hakim Warrick.
Block that shot, grab that board, on the Spurs you will thrive
As we piss off the league when when win number Five!
So now that I've killed a good twenty minutes
I'll refresh SpursTalk to see what's new in it
Will a comment from Sheed make me jump for sheer joy
'Cause I swear to you Santa, I've been a good little boy!!!:toast
Well done! Very well done! :toast
You must have been a rapper in another life. :lol
hater
06-30-2009, 10:57 PM
1. Sheed
2. Varejao
3. Dice
4. Birdman
5. Gooden
NewJerSpur
06-30-2009, 11:01 PM
1. Sheed
2. Varejao
3. Dice
4. Birdman
5. Gooden
No Gortat eh?
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