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tonylongoriafan
07-01-2009, 09:38 AM
my first mistake: picked up a bottle of crown reserve for pre-pre-game activities

my second mistake: went to a wedding with an open bar before hand.

showed up late with a date who was as equally drunk as i was. really didn't reunite with anyone, only talked to a handful of people.

got invited to an after party nearby, remember talking and joking with the two that got away (both of whom are now married with children)...things just kinda got crazy after that, i remember shots, games, dancing, people were hooking up, i was doing everything i could not to get inappropriate with married women.

at 5am my date leaves with someone else :lmao at 6am me and the party host decide to stop drinking and i went home.

woke up the next afternoon...found some CRAZY pics in my cellphone of one of the two that got away, found 3 saved numbers in my cellphone with no names...

part of me wants to call/text see what's up...the other part of me is like these people are from freakin' high school, just let it go...thoughts?
I. Hustle
07-01-2009, 09:51 AM
Thoughts?

I think the stories you are making up are getting more complex. I like the way you threw in that your date left with someone else to make it seem more believable but ol' Hustle didn't fall for that. Good story though.
tonylongoriafan
07-01-2009, 09:56 AM
Thoughts?

I think the stories you are making up are getting more complex. I like the way you threw in that your date left with someone else to make it seem more believable but ol' Hustle didn't fall for that. Good story though.

lmao my date...seriously, i haven't called her, she hasn't called me...i'm not the jealous type, it was just kinda messed up how she left without telling me.
tlongII
07-01-2009, 09:56 AM
"The after party is the one to attend."


- The Most Interesting Man in the World
BacktoBasics
07-01-2009, 09:59 AM
Thoughts?

I think the stories you are making up are getting more complex. I like the way you threw in that your date left with someone else to make it seem more believable but ol' Hustle didn't fall for that. Good story though.I second this. TLF is full of shit.
IronMexican
07-01-2009, 10:10 AM
Cool story bro.
dirk4mvp
07-01-2009, 10:36 AM
lol owned
TDMVPDPOY
07-01-2009, 10:37 AM
arent you the guy that hangs out with milfs?
Viva Las Espuelas
07-01-2009, 10:42 AM
ah yes......the "one that got away"......that's one statement that always cracks me up. you just weren't that great :lmao
Viva Las Espuelas
07-01-2009, 10:43 AM
TWICE! :lmao

:lmao
Neo.
07-01-2009, 10:47 AM
What the hell?
Dr. Gonzo
07-01-2009, 10:47 AM
arent you the guy that hangs out with milfs?

I think the prerequisite for being a milf is to be attractive. Fat sluts is the phrase that you were looking for.
bigzak25
07-01-2009, 10:54 AM
share da pics!
ginobili's bald spot
07-01-2009, 10:58 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
TDMVPDPOY
07-01-2009, 11:39 AM
http://i41.tinypic.com/1kd2q.gif
bus driver
07-01-2009, 12:06 PM
woke up the next afternoon...found some CRAZY pics in my cellphone of one of the two that got away, found 3 saved numbers in my cellphone with no names...

:ttiwwp:
z0sa
07-01-2009, 12:08 PM
yeah, i never really check your threads out and this doesn't seem legit to me
Slydragon
07-01-2009, 12:17 PM
:ttiwwp:
mrsmaalox
07-01-2009, 12:23 PM
Renaldo Balkman forum.
Why So Serious
07-01-2009, 01:57 PM
:wgaf: without pictures.
Bukefal
07-01-2009, 02:02 PM
Aaahhh there's good old TonyLongoriaFan with his stories! :toast
DarkReign
07-01-2009, 02:08 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/1kd2q.gif

Black guy behind Van Damme.

Barry Bonds; Separated at Birth
tonylongoriafan
07-01-2009, 03:44 PM
Black guy behind Van Damme.

Barry Bonds; Separated at Birth

:lol
Liar
07-01-2009, 03:46 PM
the exact same thing happened to me at my class reunion.
jman3000
07-01-2009, 04:02 PM
You couldn't pay me to go to my high school reunion. I probably see maybe 2 or 3 people I knew from HS every year. Maybe at an HEB, maybe at a gas station... it really doesn't matter... because they are for the most part a bunch of single mothers / dudes still trying to pretend like they're in HS.
Bugs
07-01-2009, 04:05 PM
I second this. TLF is full of shit.

Perhaps he meant FAMILY reunion?
tonylongoriafan
07-01-2009, 04:05 PM
You couldn't pay me to go to my high school reunion. I probably see maybe 2 or 3 people I knew from HS every year. Maybe at an HEB, maybe at a gas station... it really doesn't matter... because they are for the most part a bunch of single mothers / dudes still trying to pretend like they're in HS.

did you say single mothers?