God must be a Laker fan

[DrHouse]

Fuck we got it good! :toast

:lobt2:

[mavs>spurs2]

Every time you make one of these douchey threads I can't help but picture you as some smug little 17 year old smartass.

Seriously how old are you?

[DrHouse]

Ok Cornholio

[sook]

you know this is actually kind of funny, i wouldn't be surprised to say the least to answer your question :lol

[Culburn369]

Yes, God, but, Magic Johnson is his only son. It was Magic who delivered us. We were in the deep shit in the Summer of '84. We'd been humiliated, and used and punished by Boston. That was Boston's campaign to end Magic and send him to the corn field with West, Chamberlain, Baylor, et al. But, Magic would not go quietly into the good night. We came that close to going out, my fellow Lakers fans. '80 & '82 were cake walks. Gimmes. Setups. Riley knew it. Magic knew it. West knew it. But, most importantly, Boston knew it. So when they beat us like that in Boston they were going not just for that knock out, but, to break Magic for good. They'd already broke Jabbar. They had Scott & Worthy on the ropes, but, they needed Magic to say "uncle" as Chamberlain & West had uttered it seasons past.

Magic wouldn't go there. He categorically refused and set about saving our very souls. That's why when he turned on Championship night less than a month a go and loosed that Lakers diatribe it came not from the night he sat there, but, from that night in '84 when they'd turned off the AC at Boston Garden and waived their towels.

[mavs>spurs2]

Only a 17 year old faggot would respond back with avatar smack

[benefactor]

lol Lakers.

We need to bump all of these threads in December when Laker fan is ready to hire a hitman to take out Ron Ron.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Only a 17 year old faggot would respond back with avatar smack


You're being generous calling him 17. I say 14 or 15.

[Banzai]

Look I'm not sure what to think about this signing. Sure its cool to have Ron..but he can he fucking insane on the floor..as we all saw against the Lakers lol...whatever lets just wait until the season begins to see how things go.

[Muser]

Lol Hugh Laurie

[djohn2oo8]

You're being generous calling him 17. I say 14 or 15.

I'm callin him 46 in his mommy's basement

[cornbread]

It would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Laker fan to go to heaven.

[DrHouse]

Kobe can't win without Shaq



Laker fan what have you done since '02?

:lmao

[DrHouse]

It would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Laker fan to go to heaven.

Right the sister fucking Spur fan is going to have a much easier time :lmao

[mavsfan1000]

Fucking lakers keep getting every freaking free agent. Fuck you Artest.

[poop]

im so sick of this big market, 'glamorous team' favoritism BS...

im sick of the Lakers/Celtics being able to get whoever they want virtualy every time. regardless of whether or not Artest proves to be a bad thing or not, the fact that the lakers can come out of nowhere and get him is just infuriating.

im sick of teams like the Spurs having to struggle against all odds, struggle to get ANYONE of quality to sign here, struggle against the biased calls, against the media dumpng on us, struggling every step of the way, while the league, the media and everything else lays down the red carpet for he Lakers/Celtics and asks if theres anything else they can do to help.

[Spursfan092120]

insecure fans forum

[BlackBellamy]

Classy post from a classy guy. Pound your chest a little harder, we can't quite hear you in Texas. We'll see how long it takes for him to snap in L.A. and go into the stands, f*ckin' aggro-cretin.

[Allanon]

im so sick of this big market, 'glamorous team' favoritism BS...

im sick of the Lakers/Celtics being able to get whoever they want virtualy every time. regardless of whether or not Artest proves to be a bad thing or not, the fact that the lakers can come out of nowhere and get him is just infuriating.

im sick of teams like the Spurs having to struggle against all odds, struggle to get ANYONE of quality to sign here, struggle against the biased calls, against the media dumpng on us, struggling every step of the way, while the league, the media and everything else lays down the red carpet for he Lakers/Celtics and asks if theres anything else they can do to help.

That's a very fair rant. It does suck that talent isn't better balanced throughout the NBA.

[Chillen]

Enjoy it, teams will come at your team hard in next years playoffs. An upset can always happen. Though if your team signs Artest you are the clear favorites.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Fuck we got it good! :toast

:lobt2:


The next time you see your mom, do us all a favor. Crawl back into her pussy so she can go town with clothes hanger.

[JamStone]

A Laker fan that curses the fan base with fans like you. Just like leaving his "beloved" people roaming in the desert for 40 years with no homes. He loves the Lakers, but he curses the Laker fan with arrogance and idiocy.

[BlackBellamy]

Thats strange, I thought heaven was in LA.
C'mon now. Heaven would have too much smog, plastic women and coked up sunglassioed D-bags. :nope

[picnroll]

Thats strange, I thought heaven was in LA.

LA is a shit hole. There once, took a week to get out on their frickin freeway. Thank God for global warming and the rising sea level.

[mavs>spurs2]

I've asked the OP about 10 times how old he is and the little douchebag is scared to answer..

[Kobe™]

Quick fix: Move near the beach, marry and Asian, or Latina, and stay out of Hollyweird.:toast

:toast :toast

[carrao45]

Only a 17 year old faggot would respond back with avatar smack

Honestly i dont know any mature adults that call people "Faggots"

[cobbler]

LA is a shit hole. There once, took a week to get out on their frickin freeway. Thank God for global warming and the rising sea level.

Hmmmmmmmm... I drove 20 miles home from work... along the coast... looking at the sand, ocean, palm trees, waves, and women in bikinis in a half hour.

[carrao45]

Lol Hugh Laurie

Hey Dr House the doctor is awesome.

DrHouse the Spurstalk poster is a raging homosexual

[MarHill]

Fuck we got it good! :toast

:lobt2:


That's mighty presumptious of yourself......

Every team goes through ups and downs and even the mighty Lakers had their down period this decade!!

[carrao45]

It would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Laker fan to go to heaven.

Hey im a god fearing person. Heaven is my destination.

That being said...Laker fans such as DrHouse are going to hell

[carrao45]

That's mighty presumptious of yourself......

Every team goes through ups and downs and even the mighty Lakers had their down period this decade!!

This is true, but considering the Lakers have been in the league for over 60 years, been in almost half the Finals, More than half the WCF's, and only missed the playoffs like 6 times...well something magical is going on with my favorite team. And no im not a bandwagoner, i first started watching in the 05. when they missed the playoffs

[ivanfromwestwood]

Thats strange, I thought heaven was in LA.:nope

[MarHill]

This is true, but considering the Lakers have been in the league for over 60 years, been in almost half the Finals, More than half the WCF's, and only missed the playoffs like 6 times...well something magical is going on with my favorite team. And no im not a bandwagoner, i first started watching in the 05. when they missed the playoffs

The Celtics and the Lakers have been the two big teams in the league..no doubt about that!!

There is a distinguished history from both teams, natural advantages, and having a major talents at the right time.

Still....I wouldn't be as presumptious as Dr House about it being God's favorite team.

I'm a Spurs fan and there are some who have made that claim during the Duncan era.

I just can't go there!!

I respect the Lakers' success and as a Spurs fan.....I want them to beat the Lakers every chance we get!!!:lol

[Flux451]

I'd love to see Kobe do his extracurricular coaching schtick with Ron Ron.

"Yeah, whatever Kobe?" As Ron Ron throws a towel at Kobe's feet and spits on his face.
Kobe raises his hands proclaiming innocence, waiting for the ref to call a whistle.

[carrao45]

The Celtics and the Lakers have been the two big teams in the league..no doubt about that!!

There is a distinguished history from both teams, natural advantages, and having a major talents at the right time.

Still....I wouldn't be as presumptious as Dr House about it being God's favorite team.

I'm a Spurs fan and there are some who have made that claim during the Duncan era.

I just can't go there!!

I respect the Lakers' success and as a Spurs fan.....I want them to beat the Lakers every chance we get!!!:lol

Likewise, although as a Lakerfan i hope the Lakers beat the spurs:toast

[carrao45]

:lol

Hey whats funny about that

[dav4463]

God ? or maybe..........Satan !

[holcs50]

LA is a shit hole. There once, took a week to get out on their frickin freeway. Thank God for global warming and the rising sea level.

I've lived in SoCal my whole life besides college and LA is fuckin gross, and most honest people will agree with that. SoCals nicest places are in South Orange County (irvine,newport,san clemente, laguna beach, dana point, etc.), along the coast from Huntington Beach and south, and San Diego counties coastal cities (encinitas,del mar, la jolla, pacific beach, etc.). I got buddies who love the hollywood life and LA life but the city as a whole is nasty, shit traffic, smog, nasty/flat besides "the hills", the beaches are shit compared to the ones i named earlier, LA "cool" attitude. Some people dig it for the nightlife and lifestyle , not I. Tho i will say it has its nice parts, its that big it has to, negatives outweight positives by a LARGE margin.

[z0sa]

if the spurs get sheed, god will be a spurs fan for a while

[Ditty]

lol at lakers bench

lol artest jacking up 3 pointers

[scottspurs]

God bless Texas with his own hands........

[BlackBellamy]

God bless Texas with his own hands........
Ford IS the best in Texas.

[KidCongo]

God supports Collusion?

[mingus]

Artest can't play defense on Parker or Manu nearly as well as Ariza. :blah

[phyzik]

Actually, thats not God, thats satan. It will be a fucking MIRACLE if we dont see an article about Kobe/Artest complaining about whats going on around mid season.

[BlackBellamy]

Artest can't play defense on Parker or Manu nearly as well as Ariza. :blah
I dunno man, the Ron (the player formerly known as Prince moustache)'s D is pretty versatile. He's a chucker, though. He just gets frustrated sometimes and goes all Super Collider. All n' all, it's a good pick-up for L.A. prolly.

[mingus]

you could say the Lakers got rid of defense for better offense , but i'm not sold on that notion . i'm not sure they didn't just give away defense to get better at nothing .

... they didn't need to get better offensively . they were fine the way they were with Ariza not being overly aggressive and letting the offense run through Gasol and Kobe . the more shots that a low fg % shooter like Artest takes away from high fg% shooters like Kobe, Gasol, Bynum and Odom (if he comes back), the better for the opposition .

[mingus]

I dunno man, the Ron (the player formerly known as Prince moustache)'s D is pretty versatile. He's a chucker, though. He just gets frustrated sometimes and goes all Super Collider. All n' all, it's a good pick-up for L.A. prolly.

Ron isn't near the defender he used to be. he's much more of a power defender now. he can't guard quickness like Ariza can anymore.

[MI21]

Artest guards Manu better than any one player in the league. I've never seen someone defend Manu better than Artest did in the 1st round of the 06' playoffs.

[v2freak]

That's a very fair rant. It does suck that talent isn't better balanced throughout the NBA.

Thank you for being objective. The salary cap rule has done a lot of good in the NBA, but it hasn't cured all the sources of inequity. I'm not for basketball socialism, but it can be difficult to digest at times.

[Culburn369]

I'm not for basketball socialism, but it can be difficult to digest at times.

Tough.

[VivaPopovich]

An element is a Laker fan alrite

Not God

[VivaPopovich]

Actually, thats not God, thats satan. It will be a fucking MIRACLE if we dont see an article about Kobe/Artest complaining about whats going on around mid season.

You said it brother