*%$&@##!!!!

[CosmicCowboy]

damn...I am sitting here blind in one eye...I had Thai for lunch and must have gotten a drop of that oil/thai pepper sauce on the back of my hand...and just wiped my eye...shit...I think I fried my optic nerve... :oops

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm not a doctor or anything, but could I suggest that perhaps you quit typing and head to the hospital??!!

[CosmicCowboy]

I stuck my head under the sink and flooded the eye with water...it's starting to get better...

[Jimcs50]

damn...I am sitting here blind in one eye...I had Thai for lunch and must have gotten a drop of that oil/thai pepper sauce on the back of my hand...and just wiped my eye...shit...I think I fried my optic nerve... :oops

You must act fast CC..


Tell the nearest hot babe you see that you must have her nipple pressed into your eye to put just the right amt of counter pressure to the retina to prevent permanent damage....go ahead....I am a doctor, it is alright to ask them.

[CosmicCowboy]

Tell the nearest hot babe you see that you must have her nipple pressed into your eye to put just the right amt of counter pressure to the retina to prevent permanent damage....go ahead....I am a doctor, it is alright to ask them.


Thanks Jim but I don't work in a dentist office...the closest women are my secretary (who I would rather have a tablespoon of thai pepper sauce in my eye than her nipple) and the shopping cart lady under the bridge.

[Shelly]

Ouch!

How come you don't have a hot (pun intended) secretary????

[CosmicCowboy]

Ouch!

How come you don't have a hot (pun intended) secretary????

hehehe I can get myself in enough trouble without having temptation right there in my office...:lol

[Shelly]

Ahh..I see! :lol Boy, I'm making puns left and right today!

[tlongII]

hehehe I can get myself in enough trouble without having temptation right there in my office...:lol


CC, you would have a very difficult time working where I work.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Go ahead....I am a doctor, it is alright.

My guess is that Jim has used this line more times than his post total.

:)

[CosmicCowboy]

CC, you would have a very difficult time working where I work.

naaa TLong...i would be OK..unlike you I don't consider a petting zoo a target rich environment...:lol

[Shelly]

:lol

[Useruser666]

I was thinking circus.

[tlongII]

naaa TLong...i would be OK..unlike you I don't consider a petting zoo a target rich environment...:lol


Sheep are more and more attractive the longer you are around them. They have a certain "sensuousness" about them. Baaaaaaaaa.

[Jimcs50]

naaa TLong...i would be OK..unlike you I don't consider a petting zoo a target rich environment...:lol

Now if that does not get on the favorite poster list of someone, nothing will.

:lol

[KEDA]

damn...I am sitting here blind in one eye...I had Thai for lunch and must have gotten a drop of that oil/thai pepper sauce on the back of my hand...and just wiped my eye...shit...I think I fried my optic nerve... :oops


Had an eye injury like that this weekend

Krista and I went to San Antonio Raceway this weekend to watch the Top Fuelers and Funny Cars run. Well I was watching the pit crew change out the motor on one of the Top Fuel Dragsters and they started it up, and I was watching them work on a 7000 Horsepower motor while it was running when all of a sudden they rev it up and nitro methane goes all down my throat and into my eyes!!! It was like straight tear gas!!!!!!!!

That was a nasty burn on the eyes, lasted for around 20 minutes. Now I know why they crew members wear gas masks and goggles!

[Shelly]

CC, can you see today? Is your vision sharper?

[CosmicCowboy]

CC, can you see today? Is your vision sharper?


yeah, it's better today...DAMN you look old!...:lol

[Shelly]

:depressed :( :shootme :cry :flipoff

[CosmicCowboy]

hehehe...just kidding darlin...you know I lust for you...:lol

[Shelly]

:)

Thanks for reminding me that I need to call the plastic surgeon to schedule my face lift!

[Jimcs50]

:)

Thanks for reminding me that I need to call the plastic surgeon to schedule my face lift!


CC= Mr Pot

[CosmicCowboy]

CC= Mr Pot

while Jimcs50=hopeless pathetic suckup...:lol