View Full Version : Teacher gave sex tape to 5th graders as a gift
Bukefal
07-03-2009, 02:57 AM
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A class of fifth graders in California got a shocking crash course on the birds and the bees courtesy of their teacher and an x-rated home video she accidently included in a DVD of classroom memories.
The error was not caught until after the DVDs were distributed to the students and their families. Parents tell CBS 13 Sacramento that the woman is a good teacher that made an honest but embarrassing mistake.
According to the station, the offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions. Click on one of them and “you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They then start clapping and the video suddenly cuts to sex.”
The teacher, according to CBS 13, called one family’s home the day after the DVD was sent and apologized profusely, “asking the man and his wife to call every parent they knew to stop their kids from seeing the DVD too.”
"All she could say was that it was a horrible mix up," said one father.
CBS 13 reports that the local school district is investigating the case, but that it is unlikely that teacher, who is well-liked and respected, will lose her job.
But there is good news in all of this. School officials say a new, more appropriate, DVD will be sent to students in the coming days.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/02/crimesider/entry5129869.shtml
:lol:lol:lol
Slydragon
07-03-2009, 04:33 AM
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sonic21
07-03-2009, 04:40 AM
holy...
polandprzem
07-03-2009, 05:53 AM
It is all about educating the best way possible. Do not judge the methods
:fight
coachtf
07-03-2009, 07:31 AM
The real question we should all be asking here is do we have pics and is she hot????
BlackSwordsMan
07-03-2009, 08:44 AM
lucky
LaMarcus Bryant
07-03-2009, 09:59 AM
Where the hell were these kind of teachers when I was growing up?!?!?!?!
Spurtacus
07-03-2009, 10:14 AM
No wonder pregnancy among middle schoolers is on the rise. Being taught how to have sex at 5th grade.
SA210
07-03-2009, 10:17 AM
Where the hell were these kind of teachers when I was growing up?!?!?!?!
jack sommerset
07-03-2009, 10:23 AM
hahahaha..... How could she ever teach again? Looks like she is pleasing herself!
Frenzy
07-03-2009, 10:42 AM
home made video? or some porno? home made would have been more awesom-er
Trainwreck2100
07-03-2009, 10:46 AM
you know all the dads poped that shit in as soon as they heard
Dr. Gonzo
07-03-2009, 10:48 AM
I wonder how long it will be before it leaks onto youporn.
ShoogarBear
07-03-2009, 11:44 AM
The most amazing thing about this story is the lack of over-reacting, hyperbolic parents.
jman3000
07-03-2009, 12:22 PM
That's pretty awesome.
My 5th grade teacher was weird. He'd tell us stories how his cat had crawled in the engine and had nearly died... then showed us pictures of the cat all jacked up.
He also explained in detail what had happened when his wife lost their baby during pregnancy.
and his breath always smelled like coffee.
CuckingFunt
07-03-2009, 12:29 PM
I never had any teachers that awesome.
The closest I had was a psycho evangelical substitute we had a lot in high school would would abandon the lesson plan and tell us fucked up stories about the exorcisms he'd helped with and/or witnessed. Guy was nuts, and hugely inappropriate, but none of us ever fucked with him or mentioned anything that would have gotten him fired because it was so damned hilarious.
EricB
07-03-2009, 12:41 PM
The most amazing thing about this story is the lack of over-reacting, hyperbolic parents.
Its sacramento california.
Nuff said.
CuckingFunt
07-03-2009, 12:42 PM
Its sacramento california.
Nuff said.
Apparently it's not quite "nuff," because I don't see the correlation.
jman3000
07-03-2009, 12:44 PM
Because there is none. It's just that if it's in California then it must be bad, right?
florige
07-03-2009, 12:45 PM
I never had any teachers that awesome.
The closest I had was a psycho evangelical substitute we had a lot in high school would would abandon the lesson plan and tell us fucked up stories about the exorcisms he'd helped with and/or witnessed. Guy was nuts, and hugely inappropriate, but none of us ever fucked with him or mentioned anything that would have gotten him fired because it was so damned hilarious.
That guy would had totally freaked me out!!
CuckingFunt
07-03-2009, 12:49 PM
Because there is none. It's just that if it's in California then it must be bad, right?
Or that Californians are all such crazy liberals that they like letting their children watch porn. Which is not only ridiculous, but geographically inaccurate given that Sacramento is a pretty conservative city located in a largely conservative state.
jman3000
07-03-2009, 12:50 PM
The teachers in my high school were too busy banging football players to have time to make sex tapes.
jman3000
07-03-2009, 12:51 PM
Or that Californians are all such crazy liberals that they like letting their children watch porn. Which is not only ridiculous, but geographically inaccurate given that Sacramento is a pretty conservative city located in a largely conservative state.
rational thinking has no place anywhere, or at anytime.
It's Sacramento California.
Nuff said.
CuckingFunt
07-03-2009, 12:52 PM
rational thinking has no place anywhere, or at anytime.
It's Sacramento California.
Nuff said.
Book it.
california a conservative state :lmao
CuckingFunt
07-03-2009, 01:18 PM
california a conservative state :lmao
With the exception of Eureka/Arcata, the Bay Area, and parts of the LA area, yes. Very conservative.
But, don't take my word for it. I've only lived here all my life.
Dr. Gonzo
07-03-2009, 01:21 PM
With the exception of Eureka/Arcata, the Bay Area, and parts of the LA area, yes. Very conservative.
But, don't take my word for it. I've only lived here all my life.
If that was true then why are Susan Sarandon and Shawshank guy always walking around throwing peace signs?
Trainwreck2100
07-03-2009, 01:22 PM
With the exception of Eureka/Arcata, the Bay Area, and parts of the LA area, yes. Very conservative.
But, don't take my word for it. I've only lived here all my life.
well cali isn't fiscally conservative
With the exception of Eureka/Arcata, the Bay Area, and parts of the LA area, yes. Very conservative.
But, don't take my word for it. I've only lived here all my life.
dude, i probably won't take your word for anything.
Trainwreck2100
07-03-2009, 01:33 PM
With the exception of Eureka/Arcata, the Bay Area, and parts of the LA area, yes. Very conservative.
But, don't take my word for it. I've only lived here all my life.
If Cali was conservative, it wouldn't need a Prop 8 to show how conservative it is
I. Hustle
07-03-2009, 01:39 PM
It's Sacramento California
'nuff said
SnakeBoy
07-03-2009, 01:46 PM
She was probably just trying to increase father attendance at the parent teacher conferences.
ShoogarBear
07-03-2009, 03:08 PM
The most amazing thing about this story is the lack of over-reacting, hyperbolic parents.
Its sacramento california.
Nuff said.
You realize, of course, that you just paid them a compliment?
ChumpDumper
07-03-2009, 03:26 PM
:lol at local news airing it -- for the public good, of course.
That sure is a lot of pixels....
Das Texan
07-03-2009, 03:29 PM
Why couldnt I have ever gotten anything this fucking cool.
Ariel
07-03-2009, 05:37 PM
Where the hell were these kind of teachers when I was growing up?!?!?!?!
Not at the school I went to, sadly... :depressed
ginobili's bald spot
07-03-2009, 05:42 PM
With the exception of Eureka/Arcata, the Bay Area, and parts of the LA area, yes. Very conservative.
But, don't take my word for it. I've only lived here all my life.
Very conservative? I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. Obviously the bay area is very liberal. LA County is liberal as is most of Southern California all the way down to San Diego. Those areas are home to a shit load of people which is why California always votes Democrat, has two Democrat senators and has always been considered a "blue" state. Not even a swing state and definitely not a "red" state which is what "very conservative" would be. The only very conservative part of California is the San Joaquin valley.
lefty
07-03-2009, 05:45 PM
It is all about educating the best way possible. Do not judge the methods
:fight
:lmao
CuckingFunt
07-03-2009, 07:50 PM
Very conservative? I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. Obviously the bay area is very liberal. LA County is liberal as is most of Southern California all the way down to San Diego. Those areas are home to a shit load of people which is why California always votes Democrat, has two Democrat senators and has always been considered a "blue" state. Not even a swing state and definitely not a "red" state which is what "very conservative" would be. The only very conservative part of California is the San Joaquin valley.
Most of California's biggest cities and most densely populated areas lean left enough on policy issues to ensure that California remains a blue state, I'm not disputing that fact. That is not all of California, though. Not even close. There is a hell of a lot of the state that is rural and/or agricultural, not just in the Central Valley, and those areas are indeed very conservative. Especially morally. Hell, as of the last time I checked, we're also leading the country in the number of hate groups per state, which sure as hell doesn't support the idea of a hippie liberal paradise.
It's true that we've got two Democrat senators and are "blue" on the national level, but we're also a state with a history of Ronald Regan, Pete Wilson, and recalling Gray Davis to put the Terminator in charge. If California as a state were as liberal as the reputation its big cities have created, we certainly wouldn't have had both Prop 8 AND Prop 22 shot down within the last decade.
Summers
07-03-2009, 08:00 PM
Holy crap! This is why I'm never making a sex tape. Eventually my ADD husband would mix it up with one of the kid's birthday parties and my mother-in-law will know I use Bikini Nair.
VivaPopovich
07-03-2009, 09:23 PM
sounds like a good problem to have
ChumpDumper
07-03-2009, 09:27 PM
Holy crap! This is why I'm never making a sex tape. Eventually my ADD husband would mix it up with one of the kid's birthday parties and my mother-in-law will know I use Bikini Nair.Why else would you use it?
pkbpkb81
07-03-2009, 09:39 PM
Most of California's biggest cities and most densely populated areas lean left enough on policy issues to ensure that California remains a blue state, I'm not disputing that fact. That is not all of California, though. Not even close. There is a hell of a lot of the state that is rural and/or agricultural, not just in the Central Valley, and those areas are indeed very conservative. Especially morally. Hell, as of the last time I checked, we're also leading the country in the number of hate groups per state, which sure as hell doesn't support the idea of a hippie liberal paradise.
It's true that we've got two Democrat senators and are "blue" on the national level, but we're also a state with a history of Ronald Regan, Pete Wilson, and recalling Gray Davis to put the Terminator in charge. If California as a state were as liberal as the reputation its big cities have created, we certainly wouldn't have had both Prop 8 AND Prop 22 shot down within the last decade.
Why do you have to turn something great like a teacher porn video into red state blue state bullshit
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