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TheMACHINE
07-03-2009, 02:19 PM
OLA3D1CHxCM

There's a coach who's defined, As the greatest of all time,
And he's building a stairway to eleven,
Up in Cleveland Shaq sings, Of a ring for the king,
But King Kobe already has four,
Ooh, ooh, and Phil's building a stairway to eleven,

Now in Boston they need, To at least sign Rasheed,
If they want any chance at a title,
Cause L.A. was the best, Then they added Artest,
Now they barely have even a rival,
Ooh, ooh, and Phil's building a stairway to eleven,

In Orlando, they're sure, That Vince Carter's the cure,
But a title they will not be winning,
Because Ron from the hood's, Coming to Hollywood,
They'll be only one Magic left grinning,
Ooh, can I get a witness, Ooh, can I get a witness,

As Mark Cuban makes bids, For an old aging Kidd,
All the teams in the West are left crying,
When your dealing is done, With Richard Jefferson,
Well, I think you had better keep trying,
Ooh, can I get a witness, Ooh, I really need a witness,

Shaquille and Lebron can do dances, Put on a real show,
But that won't make those missed free throws,
The league just saw their title chances, Go right up in smoke,
When Artest signed with the Lakers,
Can I get a witness?

And as Phil rides on down the road, Ten rings are under his control,
Zen spirit running through his soul, With a lady we all know,
Another title is the goal, For the purple and gold,
And if you know your basketball, The scene will come to you at rest,
It's Phil and Kobe and Gasol, Celebrating with Artest,

And Phil's building a stairway to eleven...

Amarelooms
07-03-2009, 02:24 PM
Gay and faggot :elephant

TheProfessor
07-03-2009, 02:27 PM
That's you, isn't it, Machine? Unless of course you sat there and typed out all the lyrics.

TheMACHINE
07-03-2009, 02:28 PM
That's you, isn't it, Machine? Unless of course you sat there and typed out all the lyrics.

copy and pasted from his blog....but id love to learn how to play the guitar ;)

mavs>spurs2
07-03-2009, 02:34 PM
laker fans are the biggest group of douchebags there are. apologies to Iron Mexican and some of the few cool ones

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2009, 02:36 PM
http://countenance.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/milk-movie-poster.png?w=258&h=395

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2009, 02:39 PM
I can't decide what is more homosexual, making this song, or posting this song on a message board because you like it so much.

Muser
07-03-2009, 02:41 PM
He tried to make it look good by relating it to Led Zepelin, not happening buddy.

TheMACHINE
07-03-2009, 02:43 PM
I can't decide what is more homosexual, making this song, or posting this song on a message board because you like it so much.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/Janthony019/LosAngelesLakersNBAFinalsChampionsh.jpg

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2009, 02:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/Janthony019/LosAngelesLakersNBAFinalsChampionsh.jpg



I imagine people that like this song also like Sasha Vujacic.....I'll bet you wanted LA to trade for Richard Jefferson.

TheMACHINE
07-03-2009, 02:47 PM
I imagine people that like this song also like Sasha Vujacic.....I'll bet you wanted LA to trade for Richard Jefferson.

Just to keep my boy Walton happy ;)

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2009, 02:50 PM
Just to keep my boy Walton happy ;)


If that contract doesn't keep Luke Walton happy then nothing would.

DeadlyDynasty
07-03-2009, 02:50 PM
come on guys, I thought he did an admirable job fitting the Laker lyrics into that tune...not bad at all IMO

DUNCANownsKOBE2
07-03-2009, 02:51 PM
not bad at all IMO


I never said gay people were bad.....nothing wrong with being gay.

VivaPopovich
07-03-2009, 03:53 PM
is that you machine? yeah, you look like a message board regular lol

your not from la either, i can tell. laker fan eh?

BlackSwordsMan
07-03-2009, 04:02 PM
drhouse

BlackSwordsMan
07-03-2009, 04:04 PM
he sounds like weird al

Texas_Ranger
07-03-2009, 04:11 PM
Gay and faggot :elephant

manustarting2gd
07-03-2009, 04:39 PM
Pompous and Faggy. And you knew better than to add S.A. up in that b.s.

TheMACHINE
07-03-2009, 04:52 PM
come on guys..you have Jefferson...you need to open up to this shit. lol

z0sa
07-03-2009, 04:55 PM
come on guys..you have Jefferson...you need to open up to this shit. lol

So you agree only a faggot would like this shit?

Kobe™
07-03-2009, 05:17 PM
Artest needs to stop doing anything music related, from raps to singing to MJ tributes
KJoMFiPF3mA

LMFAO

BlackBellamy
07-03-2009, 07:47 PM
:lol The Artest tribute to MJ is much better than the fella with his acoustic, it has lots of heart. He wants to hold his hand, fer chrissakes!

mystargtr34
07-03-2009, 08:25 PM
Just another fail from TheMachine.

cheney212
07-03-2009, 08:49 PM
Fail.....................