Spurstalkers ages?

[holcs50]

Alright sometimes I wonder how old people are on here. I kind of want to see if there's a correlation between bitch posters and age. If you don't want to say that's fine, don't post, but if you do be honest. I'll start 27. Im guessing 21 blessing and house are 12 and 14 give or take a year or two.

[Thunder Dan]

25. I'm just getting into the bitch posting phase

[DeadlyDynasty]

a young 26

[Ghazi]

20

[BlackBellamy]

A virile 28, and I feel every second of my age. :fight

[Banzai]

22

[Pistons < Spurs]

36

[JJ Hickson]

20

[Spurtacus]

26

[PBEEZY]

21

[Brazil]

I am on the > 30 category with Pistons<Spurs: 34 but I look like 22

[Pistons < Spurs]

I better not end up being the oldest one to post their age :lol

[BlackBellamy]

We all know the truth, don't be ashamed...
I am on the > 30 category with Pistons<Spurs: 34 but I look like :pop: Old man :lol

[kamikazi_player]

22

[holcs50]

A virile 28, and I feel every second of my age. :fight

LOL, and yea later 20s i just cant take a hangover like i used to. At 20 id be like up and ready to party the next day, now not so much. Im like let me sleeep!!! Amazing how 4 years of college can kick your bodies ass. ha.

[Technique]

19

[it's me]

8

[urunobili]

30

[holcs50]

I better not end up being the oldest one to post their age :lol

Crossing my fingers someone post they're like 60 ha.

[Bukefal]

23 :toast

[Brazil]

wow Piston<Spurs seems to be the oldest ! it was close for me

[DeadlyDynasty]

LOL, and yea later 20s i just cant take a hangover like i used to. At 20 id be like up and ready to party the next day, now not so much. Im like let me sleeep!!! Amazing how 4 years of college can kick your bodies ass. ha.

Amen bro...that happened when I was 24. One morning after getting rip-roaring drunk I realized I just couldn't recover like I used to...I felt mortal. I'm an old man now:depressed

[mystargtr34]

19 turnin 20.

[djohn2oo8]

19

[Brazil]

Amen bro...that happened when I was 24. One morning after getting rip-roaring drunk I realized I just couldn't recover like I used to...I felt mortal. I'm an old man now:depressed

don't tell that to Pistons<Spurs :toast

[BlackBellamy]

Amen bro...that happened when I was 24. One morning after getting rip-roaring drunk I realized I just couldn't recover like I used to...I felt mortal. I'm an old man now:depressed

I still tend bar two nights a week at a hipster dive in San Antonio. Nothing makes you feel older than watching these kids drink until they puke and then seeing them come in the next night happy and wide eyed. Makes me wanna eat their souls to gain their powers. :drunk

[holcs50]

Amen bro...that happened when I was 24. One morning after getting rip-roaring drunk I realized I just couldn't recover like I used to...I felt mortal. I'm an old man now:depressed

LMAO, yea i dont know when exactly it happened, but one of those years the body was like, F U, no more shots! Ha, its like so hard to take a shot now, i used to just throw those things down like water. Thing is it's funny at 27/28 we think were old, but actually we are pretty young-or at least i keep telling myself that-ha. But until i hit like 35 im not going to think of myself as old...er too old to go out and do anything i want athletically.

[pauls931]

34

[manufan10]

Turn 25 in a month.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I still tend bar two nights a week at a hipster dive in San Antonio. Nothing makes you feel older than watching these kids drink until they puke and then seeing them come in the next night happy and wide eyed. Makes me wanna eat their souls to gain their powers. :drunk

:rollin

i hear ya bro, but we had our time...I'm actually kinda glad that my body can't take as much Jameson or Tullamore Dew anymore. I love them both dearly:lol, but they both made me sacrifice to the porcelain god way too much

[Hornets1]

24

[DeadlyDynasty]

LMAO, yea i dont know when exactly it happened, but one of those years the body was like, F U, no more shots! Ha, its like so hard to take a shot now, i used to just throw those things down like water. Thing is it's funny at 27/28 we think were old, but actually we are pretty young-or at least i keep telling myself that-ha. But until i hit like 35 im not going to think of myself as old...er too old to go out and do anything i want athletically.

True, I will not think of myself as officially "old" until I get married:lol

[Hooks]

18, I'm still a baby (Compared to yall's old asses) :P

[Kori Ellis]

I think the youngest person on Spurstalk is around 14 and the oldest in the 80s.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think the youngest person on Spurstalk is around 14 and the oldest in the 80s.

hmmm...we know the "14" is Tacker, but I wonder who could be in the 80s?:wow

[spursncowboys]

Almost 29

[Brazil]

hmmm...we know the "14" is Tacker, but I wonder who could be in the 80s?:wow

I thought it was House :wakeup

[kamikazi_player]

I thought it was House or 21_blessings :wakeup
fixed

[BlackBellamy]

:rollin

i hear ya bro, but we had our time...I'm actually kinda glad that my body can't take as much Jameson or Tullamore Dew anymore. I love them both dearly:lol, but they both made me sacrifice to the porcelain god way too much

Rumple Minze was always my demise... :vomit:. Sometime within people's more glorious moments they just get to the point where they want to hurt themselves and 90 proof Peppermint liquor seems to fit the bill, perfectly.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Just turned 17. Lol.

[holcs50]

True, I will not think of myself as officially "old" until I get married:lol


HA, yep. And trying to put that off for at least 3/4 years. It's kind of funny, like I know people who live more middle america like SA, people tend to get married a lot younger. On the West coast out of say my best 20 guy friends, 1 is married. ha. Its just normal in socal to not get married till around 30 now days. But yea i agree when i tie the knot ill feel old for sure.

And kori, 80? holy shit that's awesome, i can just picture a old geyser chillin with the computer and has spurs posters/flags all around. That'll be me if i make 80, ha.

[louis1269]

39 turning 40 on Sunday.

[JoshO501]

23 this month

[DeadlyDynasty]

39 turning 40 on Sunday.

one foot in the grave:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Rumple Minze was always my demise... :vomit:. Sometime within people's more glorious moments they just get to the point where they want to hurt themselves and 90 proof Peppermint liquor seems to fit the bill, perfectly.

Good times man:toast

[BlackBellamy]

39 turning 40 on Sunday.

Really? You had better get to posting then. You're running out of time, man!

[holcs50]

one foot in the grave:lol


hahaha, yea no disrespect but turning 40 could be a depressing thing, ha. 40, wow. I mean 30 is going to be weird enough, but 40, yizikes!

[Bob Lanier]

More than 50, less than 60.

[Brazil]

this is gonna be a useful thread

[NewJerSpur]

26....wanna' see a pic?!

[Brazil]

More than 50, less than 60.

Now I know why Pistons fans are the best posters of this board: EXPERIENCE

[holcs50]

this is gonna be a useful thread


lol, im still just waiting for house and some of the other laker homers to post here. I really think they gotta be less than 18.

[JamStone]

34 going on 16.

[BlackBellamy]

this is gonna be a useful thread

S'kinda interesting, nothing you couldn't figure out by looking at someone's profile I guess.

[angelbelow]

22

[Mister Sinister]

21

[crc21209]

Just turned 21 in April. :drunk

[BlackBellamy]

this is gonna be a useful thread

Actually, Yes. Because now I know that when the Spurs win another :lobt:, I need to send some delicious Irish Whiskey Deadly Dynasty's way. :toast

[cobbler]

53 in a couple weeks....

[bigdog]

19 going on 20

[lil_penny]

24

[DeadlyDynasty]

Actually, Yes. Because now I know that when the Spurs win another :lobt:, I need to send some delicious Irish Whiskey Deadly Dynasty's way. :toast

:lol
Likewise my friend, once the lakers repeat I'll have to send you some of that 90-proof liquor--only I fear that at your advanced age (mine as well:lol), itmight put you into a coma

[BlackBellamy]

:lol
Likewise my friend, once the lakers repeat I'll have to send you some of that 90-proof liquor--only I fear that at your advanced age (mine as well:lol), itmight put you into a coma

Hey I'm confident that the drinks are on me, bud. Worth the risk of coma at least. Shit, another Lakers championship might put me in a vegetative state locked in rage, regardless of high proof liquor.

[TheManFromAcme]

Mid going into my late 30's.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

18 going on 7

[holcs50]

:lol
Likewise my friend, once the lakers repeat I'll have to send you some of that 90-proof liquor--only I fear that at your advanced age (mine as well:lol), itmight put you into a coma


HA, have you guys had everclear? omg, my freshman year at UA i got hazed and they poured that ish down my throat. Wow, just wow, seriously my throat was burning the rest of the night. I think its 190 proof, 90% alcohol. Just gross, but if u can get over the taste ur pretty buttered in a few seconds, lol.

And deadly there will be no repeat, once spurs sack up and get dice, will be interesting! :flag::lobt2:

[j-money24]

20

[holcs50]

18 going on 7

Really bro? so are u just a fresh at UA? wow, enjoy

[LEONARD]

32

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Really bro? so are u just a fresh at UA? wow, enjoy


Nope, I'm entering my sophomore year. I skipped a grade early on.

[Brazil]

32

any idea of SD age ?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Well I shouldn't say I skipped a grade, my parents had the option of me being the oldest kid in the class, or me starting kindergarten a year early, and they chose option B. Lemme say being the youngest in the class fuckin sucks.

[timvp]

The earliest post of mine I can find on the internets is me calling Karl Malone a homophobic slur at the age of 15.

Good times :smokin

[sa_kid20]

20

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hey I'm confident that the drinks are on me, bud. Worth the risk of coma at least. Shit, another Lakers championship might put me in a vegetative state locked in rage, regardless of high proof liquor.

If the Spurs win I'll gladly accept the drink:hat
Besides, if LA or SA ain't in the finals, then it's not truly a finals. 2006 was an anomaly:toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The earliest post of mine I can find on the internets is me calling Karl Malone a homophobic slur at the age of 15.

Good times :smokin

The earliest post of mine on the internet was the one post it took for me to get banned from suns.realgm.com because I called someone a "fuckin retard" for saying the Jason Kidd for Stephon Marbury trade was smart.

[BlackBellamy]

If the Spurs win I'll gladly accept the drink:hat
Besides, if LA or SA ain't in the finals, then it's not truly a finals. 2006 was an anomaly:toast

I'll drink to that. :toast

[DeadlyDynasty]

HA, have you guys had everclear? omg, my freshman year at UA i got hazed and they poured that ish down my throat. Wow, just wow, seriously my throat was burning the rest of the night. I think its 190 proof, 90% alcohol. Just gross, but if u can get over the taste ur pretty buttered in a few seconds, lol.

And deadly there will be no repeat, once spurs sack up and get dice, will be interesting! :flag::lobt2:

hate to admit it, but the only time I've had everclear is at Fat Tuesdays in that Octane 190 mixed drink. Pretty gay drink, but 3 of them would fuck you up good.

I hope SA gets Dice...nothing would make me happier than an epic 7-game WCF...with the Lakers winning of course:toast

[cobbler]

Well I shouldn't say I skipped a grade, my parents had the option of me being the oldest kid in the class, or me starting kindergarten a year early, and they chose option B. Lemme say being the youngest in the class fuckin sucks.

I skipped 2nd grade... i feel your pain.

[kbrury]

Just graduated but still 17

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

best everclear drink is DoK's jungle juice recipe:

One gallon of Hawiian Punch
One gallon of Sunny D
4 liters of sprite
two bottles of everclear
1 water melon
1 pineapple

DEADLY.

[holcs50]

The earliest post of mine I can find on the internets is me calling Karl Malone a homophobic slur at the age of 15.

Good times :smokin


LMFAOOOOOO-wow. Exactly how i felt between the years of 12-17 for me. God i hated the jazz, probably more than the lakes, well maybe not. The lakes have a guy who is the devil and i will hate him forever, to where the jazz had malone and stockton-guys i didn't like, but i never hated them....tho when malone did that bs kick and knocked out DR i was furious, ha. Does anyone have a vid of that? Anyways UA bro, wow going in soph year at UA! awesome, could i trade u lifes for just a few years, lol.

[Spurs/BroncoSojia]

18, 19 next thursday

[Kobayagi]

Just turned 29.

[BlackBellamy]

HA, have you guys had everclear? omg, my freshman year at UA i got hazed and they poured that ish down my throat. Wow, just wow, seriously my throat was burning the rest of the night. I think its 190 proof, 90% alcohol. Just gross, but if u can get over the taste ur pretty buttered in a few seconds, lol.

And deadly there will be no repeat, once spurs sack up and get dice, will be interesting! :flag::lobt2:
Ya, Everclear trashcan punch... whew! The most memorable time was an Everclear punch barber chair in Matamoros, where they spin you around in front of a bunch of fellow drunken tourist and simultaneously pour the vile shit down your throat. Very Fratty of me, I know. I don't remember a lot of the night after that, except delicious street tacos.

[lil_penny]

best everclear drink is DoK's jungle juice recipe:

One gallon of Hawiian Punch
One gallon of Sunny D
4 liters of sprite
two bottles of everclear
1 water melon
1 pineapple

DEADLY.

Sounds like a good way to get my stomache pumped lol.... I fuckin hate everclear.. and HRD, drank way too much of both back in high school lol.

[Dex]

23 :smokin Old enough to do whatever the hell I want, but young enough to know better.

"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me."

[BlackBellamy]

The earliest post of mine I can find on the internets is me calling Karl Malone a homophobic slur at the age of 15.

Good times :smokin

S'O.K., I'm sure any D-Rob fan would tell you that Karl Malone is still indeed a huge 'homophobic slur'.

[holcs50]

best everclear drink is DoK's jungle juice recipe:

One gallon of Hawiian Punch
One gallon of Sunny D
4 liters of sprite
two bottles of everclear
1 water melon
1 pineapple

DEADLY.


AKA, jungle juice! lmao, we'd always have pool parties and poor a ton of hawaiin punch or kool aid and then poor like a bottle of everclear in there. HA, girls were taking off tops within like 30 minutes. U don't really taste it much when mixed like that but girls would be like i dont feel anything, then they'd be floored, and girls who were nice girls would be throwing around their bikini tops. Ha, good times.

[xellos88330]

28

[IronMexican]

18

[ffadicted]

A very ripe 18 years of age

[CubanMustGo]

http://www.7publishing.co.uk/images/sq-images/sq-site-link4.gif

[mojorizen7]

Thirty fuckin' Nine and lookin' good.
I still get the play from the 20 somethings too....
Why?.....its in the genes....and it's in the jeans.

[KidCongo]

18 in a month and a bit.

[Ballin Boy]

26! and aparently it looks like im a baby for being a pistons fan on the board!:lol lol jk

[IronMexican]

There are a lot of old people.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

19.

[Leetonidas]

19

[td4mvp21]

19

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

AKA, jungle juice! lmao, we'd always have pool parties and poor a ton of hawaiin punch or kool aid and then poor like a bottle of everclear in there. HA, girls were taking off tops within like 30 minutes. U don't really taste it much when mixed like that but girls would be like i dont feel anything, then they'd be floored, and girls who were nice girls would be throwing around their bikini tops. Ha, good times.


Dude it's crazy how that works. This girl I know who has a boy friend in Cali hooked up with like three guys one night because of the juice.

[cornbread]

27

[J.T.]

I still tend bar two nights a week at a hipster dive in San Antonio. Nothing makes you feel older than watching these kids drink until they puke and then seeing them come in the next night happy and wide eyed. Makes me wanna eat their souls to gain their powers. :drunk

Dude, I'm feeling that way already and I just turned 23. I've been hanging out with my similarly-aged friends for the past week (I'm quite positive no one in our group is older than 25) and these three 19-year-old girls have been partying with us a lot lately. All three of them are just in nonstop party mode, don't get hangovers and can put most of my psychoactive drug tolerances to shame. It's mind blowing because I was that way when I was 19 and that wasn't too long ago.

I used to be able to go through a case and a half of beer all day on Sunday while I watched football and be good at work the next morning but got damn I probably drank 10 shots and a 12 pack over a few hours on the 4th of July and I was OOC for the whole next day.

[J.T.]

Dude it's crazy how that works. This girl I know who has a boy friend in Cali hooked up with like three guys one night because of the juice.

It's not hard to pull that off in reverse, you just have to go after jailbait. They don't have ID, and if being a Suns fan didn't decrease the size of your manhood like I think it would, then you're probably packing more than any of their male friends with fake IDs.

Find a way to keep yourself out of jail though. I use fake names, borrow friend's cars and change my phone numbers monthly.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's not hard to pull that off in reverse, you just have to go after jailbait. They don't have ID, and if being a Suns fan didn't decrease the size of your manhood like I think it would, then you're probably packing more than any of their male friends with fake IDs.

Find a way to keep yourself out of jail though. I use fake names, borrow friend's cars and change my phone numbers monthly.


I'm not 21, and I don't have a fake ID :depressed


I'm gonna go :cry now

[Spurs9]

21 next month. :downspin:

[IronMexican]

WHAT THE FUCK. How in the hell are you only 18. I thought you were like 25.

I am 20 years old.

lol sons. Yes, I am only 18. I look pretty old in pictures.

[BUMP]

I would tell you my age.......

but then i'd have to kill you

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

WHAT THE FUCK. How in the hell are you only 18. I thought you were like 25.

I am 20 years old.


Back when I was really fat, I looked old for my age :lol

[IronMexican]

I try not to drink anymore either. I used to drink almost everyday, whenever I had like 2 bucks for a 40. Now that I hardly drink, I have more money and am slowly dropping weight.

[Brazil]

It seems Pistons fans are the SAS of last year of this board !

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I try not to drink anymore either. I used to drink almost everyday, whenever I had like 2 bucks for a 40. Now that I hardly drink, I have more money and am slowly dropping weight.


True that. Whether I'm gaining/losing weight depends on whether I'm drinking/not drinking. This summer I'm not drinking at all cause I'm trying to finish losing the weight I need to.

And next year is gonna be wild cause I've got no class on Friday.....in other words I'm gonna have plenty of THIRSTY THURSDAYS!!!!

[ginobili's bald spot]

It seems Pistons fans are the SAS of last year of this board !

:lol

[Tacker]

20 turning 21 in October.

[IronMexican]

Whats the point of looking good when your 50? I really don't care how I look by then.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

20 turning 21 in October.


:lmao

[ginobili's bald spot]

Whats the point of looking good when your 50? I really don't care how I look by then.

I plan on getting some 30 something ass when I'm 50.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Whats the point of looking good when your 50? I really don't care how I look by then.


Being rich is more important by then. I really don't care if people look at me weird, if I'm lucky enough to be rich when I'm 50 and I'm fucking a 20 year old gold digger, the looks I get won't matter.

[IronMexican]

I said 40, not 50.

Even 35ish.

Let me guess, you only date and get with Mexican women?

I wish I could go out with white girls and Asians. There is none of that here. I go out with Mexican's, cause that is what I am limited to.

[Udokafan05]

23

[IronMexican]

Where the hell do you live? Mexico?

There has to be other races there.

Black girls. No thanks.

It's about 75% Mexican where I live.

[Sense]

21.

[BlackBellamy]

Dear Penthouse Forum, My hot lesbian room mate and I live close to an all women's college...

and these three 19-year-old girls have been partying with us a lot lately. All three of them are just in nonstop party mode, don't get hangovers and can put most of my psychoactive drug tolerances to shame.


Man, I dunno if you have the right to bitch. :lol

[mfanatic]

19

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I wish I could go out with white girls and Asians.


I'm pretty sure Irish men have some weird yellow fever gene where they're more likely to have yellow fever, and as a result Asians only date other Asians or Irish men. My roommate is Irish and he's had an Asian GF for three years, and I know three people all from different families with an Irish dad and Asian mom.

It's a weird phenomenon.

[RobSM64]

19, gonna turn 20 next month

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Thats why you should have Looks + Money.

= Great Success!

I dont understand why people dont give a shit after 30 how they look.


I'll be fine, since I've lost 50 pounds I look young for my age and my cholesterol is at 133. The doctor said that one of the lowest he's seen.

[BlackBellamy]

I wish I could go out with white girls and Asians. There is none of that here. I go out with Mexican's, cause that is what I am limited to.

Man, you could go the whole world and back and you'll come to the same conclusion, nothin' wrong with a Mexican girl. Love 'em.

[IronMexican]

Do you live in SC?

yup yup

[ginobili's bald spot]

I wish I could go out with white girls and Asians. There is none of that here. I go out with Mexican's, cause that is what I am limited to.

Step one: stop dressing like a cholo if you wanna get asian girls or white girls.

Step two: leave your hood so you will actually see white girls and asians.



But who cares anyways. Latinas are better.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Weird. I have a Brazilian and Italian fever.


I've got skinny blond fever, it's not something I like having at all. What's annoying is when this guy I know was really drunk he walks up to me and says, "damn son, you look like someone with Jungle Fever," since then, my nickname has been jungle fever, even though I'm not attracted black girls at all.

[KidCongo]

I'm pretty sure Irish men have some weird yellow fever gene where they're more likely to have yellow fever, and as a result Asians only date other Asians or Irish men. My roommate is Irish and he's had an Asian GF for three years, and I know three people all from different families with an Irish dad and Asian mom.

It's a weird phenomenon.

Irish people have red haired genes. South Park taught me that you can't have red haired asian kids. So Irish people have kids with Asians so their kids aren't tormented.

[The Franchise]

35 for a few more months.

[IronMexican]

Step one: stop dressing like a cholo if you wanna get asian girls or white girls.


Lol, you get so used to it. Seeing my dad and shit growing up. Then my brother before he got locked up.

[Trainwreck2100]

Lol, you get so used to it. Seeing my dad and shit growing up. Then my brother before he got locked up.

it's easy, put on a nice polo, wear some jeans with a belt and don't wear any chains

[IronMexican]

Maybe if you shaved your Mexican Gang Banger goatee and didnt dress in tees 3 sizes to big for you, White girls will be on the horizon.

Hell I look South American and its not hard getting white girls. You just cant look like you came out of the movie Street Kings.


Also, maybe venturing into other parts would help.

What movie is Street Kings?

[ABDENOUR POWER]

19. I'm the resident infant over at the Pistons forum.

[Ditty]

19 turning 20 in november

[Trainwreck2100]

What movie is Street Kings?

keannu reeves and forrest whitaker are in it

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Irish people have red haired genes. South Park taught me that you can't have red haired asian kids. So Irish people have kids with Asians so their kids aren't tormented.


This explains a lot.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I see. I have almost no attraction to blondes.

I wish I was the same. Some of them are so demanded. I spent $200 on tickets to a Lakers Suns game (the game Shaq was making his debut on the team, they were pretty fuckin hard to get), and all I get is a fuckin hand job.

[IronMexican]

On the pics that I posted, how old do I look anyways?

[rayray2k8]

Turn 26 in August.
Feel a bit old, but not as old as others. :lol

Here's a list of people I'm curious to know their age.

KBP
EricB
Sequ (I think over 50 lmao)
House
Marcus Bryant
All mav fans
Rest of laker fans (would explain a lot lol)
Kori and Timvp.

:toast

[Ditty]

Can you dress like this? I guarantee about a billion more looks from white girls. And its not even that nice, its a start though from your Sin Nombre clothing

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HMIu6Fukh0/SKrzo5Vkj1I/AAAAAAAAAkQ/13LdvJbkAI8/s320/jcrew.bmp

lol not really ive seeng gangster dudes here in SA pull white girls(there not that pretty though)

me I dress like that I don't even pull that many white girls

but i do pull alot though:lol

[J.T.]

Dear Penthouse Forum, My hot lesbian room mate and I live close to an all women's college...


Man, I dunno if you have the right to bitch. :lol

I'm not really complaining about the female company. I have a video on my blackberry of two of those girls going down on each other after we fed them xanax.

[IronMexican]

Can you dress like this? I guarantee about a billion more looks from white girls. And its not even that nice, its a start though from your Sin Nombre clothing

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-HMIu6Fukh0/SKrzo5Vkj1I/AAAAAAAAAkQ/13LdvJbkAI8/s320/jcrew.bmp

pretty gay look

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

hahaahahhaahhahaha. 200 fucking dollars. I havent been on a date in a couple months, but the last one was me studying with a girl for a midterm exam. She ended up ordering pizza, paying for it, and I got more than what you got.

White people lol.

It was a pretty lame waste of money. I should have just driven a mile north of where the Suns play where all the hookers hang out and picked one up. Hey doing that might have made it hurt when I pee but at least I'd still have dignity.

[J.T.]

pretty gay look

I bet you have at least two articles of clothing from Ed Hardy in your closet, don't you.

[IronMexican]

I bet you have at least two articles of clothing from Ed Hardy in your closet, don't you.

I might own a couple of shirts that look like this:

http://www.damnimcute.com/shop/files/products/ed-hardy-platinum-flocked-double-sleeve-t-shirt-1273.jpg


But, who doesn't?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

^fuck emo people

[Danny.Zhu]

25. Already a bitch poster.

[Kori Ellis]

Turn 26 in August.
Feel a bit old, but not as old as others. :lol

Here's a list of people I'm curious to know their age.

KBP
EricB
Sequ (I think over 50 lmao)
House
Marcus Bryant
All mav fans
Rest of laker fans (would explain a lot lol)
Kori and Timvp.

:toast

EricB - 27 or 28
Sequ - around 40
Marcus Bryant - early 30s
Kori and Timvp - timvp is 28 and I'm a lot older than him.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Ed Hardy is the worst fucking brand/label of clothing I have ever seen.


If my parents weren't so set on raising my brother to be a puss, I would have given him shit when I saw him wearing one a week ago. My parents don't get that it's better that I tell him he dresses like a tool than someone at school.

[J.T.]

But, who doesn't?

At least everyone else, sans you, who has posted in this thread. My mom bought me Ed Hardy cologne for Christmas. Had I known you swung that way, I could've regifted it to you instead of your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

26, if my ID can be trusted.

[IronMexican]

Even if I did wear some gay shit like Ed Hardy, I think people would still think I was some kind of criminal. People always say I look mad and shit. Don't know why.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I remember my sophomore year of HS when for some random reason half my grade decided to straighten their hair, wear girl pants and a really tight shirt. Those were some sad days when my friends a grade ahead of me gave me shit about being in the emo class.

Thank god that fad didn't last.

[J.T.]

Even if I did wear some gay shit like Ed Hardy, I think people would still think I was some kind of criminal. People always say I look mad and shit. Don't know why.

Probably because you look mad and shit. Goosfraba, my son. Goosfraba.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Its such a bad brand. Its ugly, the designs are way to prominent and it looks like a fucking 8 year old designed them. You should burn your brothers clothes in front of him while he is sleeping.

JCrew is personally my favorite. Student discount and they have nice ass clothing.


What's disgusting is he's wearing those shirts while he's wearing white Oakleys. Those two don't go together at all and he looks utterly ridiculous.

[Avitus1]

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[IronMexican]

Don't know which pic. Maybe this one:

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/36/l_b413004f67bd44eea28181f4be88de5c.jpg

That picture is old, though. I think it's almost a year old. That's the closest I get to smiling. I had a lot to drink.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

IM, I have the same problem with the mad look, it's something I've seriously gone to see a psychologist about. As gay as this sounds, you should try and make an intentional effort to smile at people as they walk by.

[IronMexican]

IM, I have the same problem with the mad look, it's something I've seriously gone to see a psychologist about. As gay as this sounds, you should try and make an intentional effort to smile at people as they walk by.

Sounds gay.

[J.T.]

That picture is old, though. I think it's almost a year old. That's the closest I get to smiling. I had a lot to drink.

Blue's not a good color for you.

[IronMexican]

Blue's not a good color for you.

LMAO that's my cousin. I am the one to the far left.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

22, i'll be 23 in August

[Kriz-Maxima]

Damn, I was hoping I was the youngest Pistons fan.

I'm 21.

[symple19]

turn the big 3-0 in a couple weeks

[KidCongo]

IM, I have the same problem with the mad look, it's something I've seriously gone to see a psychologist about. As gay as this sounds, you should try and make an intentional effort to smile at people as they walk by.

It's what happens when you play GTA growing up and listen to rap music.:lol

[Banzai]

^fuck emo people

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/48/emo_obama.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2903)
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/obama.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/obama.jpg)

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's what happens when you play GTA growing up and listen to rap music.:lol


I seriously think the Marshall Mathers LP fucked up my childhood when I listen to it now.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Blue's not a good color for you.


:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The post of this thread is by far Tacker saying he's 20.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm one of the most immature 18 year olds I know, no f'n way Tacker is two years older than me.

[IronMexican]

I think I look "meaner" on this pic.

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/85/l_d4c89aee40dc4b7887b1512618b2be3a.jpg

People always tell me their scared to talk to me, cause I look so mean. Once they meet me they tell me I am cool.

[KidCongo]

You know what white girls most likely think when they see you?

They most likely think a robbery is on the way. Why dont you dress like an adult and actually smile at people.

Bit of the old Queer eye for the straight guy going on here.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Bit of the old Queer eye for the straight guy going on here.


:lmao

[J.T.]

LMAO that's my cousin. I am the one to the far left.

Oh. Well in that case, how much for an eight ball?

[holcs50]

I seriously think the Marshall Mathers LP fucked up my childhood when I listen to it now.

LOL-me too. But that seriously might just be the best rap album ever made. Ok, u have the 2pac albums which are awesome, and the biggie albums which are awesome too, but MM LP is amazing. It should be in its own category of how good it is. I put MMLP up there with thriller and led zepps 4, just cds that are timeless and will forever remain relevant

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lol @ this turning into the Iron Mexican makeover thread.

[J.T.]

LOL-me too. But that seriously might just be the best rap album ever made. Ok, u have the 2pac albums which are awesome, and the biggie albums which are awesome too, but MM LP is amazing. It should be in its own category of how good it is. I put MMLP up there with thriller and led zepps 4, just cds that are timeless and will forever remain relevant

Is that the one with Say Goodbye To Hollywood?

[UrAphag]

Sounds gay.
Bro, why would you wear dickies and a black T-shirt to a wedding?


edit: I swear to god I saw IronMexican in Next Friday

[IronMexican]

That was a 15.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

LOL-me too. But that seriously might just be the best rap album ever made. Ok, u have the 2pac albums which are awesome, and the biggie albums which are awesome too, but MM LP is amazing. It should be in its own category of how good it is. I put MMLP up there with thriller and led zepps 4, just cds that are timeless and will forever remain relevant

It's by far the best CD ever made. Not even close.

[Spursfan092120]

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[KidCongo]

Is that the one with Say Goodbye To Hollywood?

Eminem Show.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Since Marshall Mathers LP most of Eminem's music has been garbage. After Eminem Show, all of it was garbage.

[J.T.]

It's by far the best CD ever made. Not even close.

Listen to Dark Side of the Moon on LSD and you'll swiftly change your mind.

[UrAphag]

E. 1999 Eternal > Marshall Mathers
God damn E. 1999 was pure fire

[KidCongo]

IM would have a unique look in AUS.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Chronic 2001 was also a great album.

[ginobili's bald spot]

listen to dark side of the moon while you watch wizard of oz while you're high

fify

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I'm happy I found an old school rap station in Phoenix today. I was getting really tired of hearing the same 7 songs being played over and over again when I hate 6 of them.

[J.T.]

fify

been there, done that, got the tattoo.

[IronMexican]

fify

Lol, when you wrote Wizard, it reminded me of that air spray shit. Middle School, I remember doing that shit. I must be a lot stupider after that. Anyone remember that shit? You'd hit it for like 10 seconds and not remember anything. I remember there used to be kick backs and people would just steal like 30 cans of it.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The Black Eyed Peas really do suck though. They're by far the worst music group ever. Them or My Chemical Romance.

[IronMexican]

I'm happy I found an old school rap station in Phoenix today. I was getting really tired of hearing the same 7 songs being played over and over again when I hate 6 of them.

Old School is the shit. Whenever you want to party, just play some DJ Quick. We doing the same old shit tonite.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Old School stations, even though they repeat songs somewhat, have much better music. I'd much rather hear "Like Whoa" 3 different times than "Birthday Sex", another really shitty song.

[Culburn369]

Perhaps somebody here can answer this question having to do with a rap type song. There is a part in the movie "Bully" where they play this rap song kinda low in the background from the car radio It's during the part where they're driving to the Glades to kill the kid. The song is very distinctive and I'd like to own it, but, can't seem to find the title. Any help?

[J.T.]

Lol, when you wrote Wizard, it reminded me of that air spray shit. Middle School, I remember doing that shit. I must be a lot stupider after that. Anyone remember that shit? You'd hit it for like 10 seconds and not remember anything. I remember there used to be kick backs and people would just steal like 30 cans of it.

What the fuck are you talking about? Whipits? That shit's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit.

[ginobili's bald spot]

Old School is the shit. Whenever you want to party, just play some DJ Quick.

yup

[rayray2k8]

EricB - 27 or 28
Sequ - around 40
Marcus Bryant - early 30s
Kori and Timvp - timvp is 28 and I'm a lot older than him.

EricB is 27/28??? I thought he was at least in his 30's. (sorry bro. :P)
Wasn't too surprised about Sequ's age.
Figured thats where MB was.
Damn, I would love to have a drink with LJ. He said 1 time that he remembered me but I don't remember him.. :(
Hope I can do that during the playoffs. :toast
Don't want to give away your age kori? lol
Understandable.

[Trainwreck2100]

The Black Eyed Peas really do suck though. They're by far the worst music group ever. Them or My Chemical Romance.

So you don't think "I so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and late" to be urban poetry?

[J.T.]

What the fuck are you talking about? Whipits? That shit's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit.

Actually no, I take that back. I went a lot farther than I thought I could go on whipits one time, but I inhaled like four ballons of them while I was already on a lot of LSD and a few grams of mushrooms. I swear I went blind for like five minutes and heard live music at the concert I was at loop the same five or six second clip (you know, like when your computer freezes while you're listening to music). Shit was scary.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

rayray2k8, your T-Mac eye thing is hilarious. For awhile I thought I was the only person who noticed his eyes but tons of people do :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

So you don't think "I so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and late" to be urban poetry?


I think it's a symbol of how disgusting mainstream rap is these days. Boom boom pow is just a horrible song in general. Rhianna is also horrible. I used to hate Chris Brown cause his music sucks but now I sorta respect him for slapping her around.....OK not really, but you get my point.

[Budkin]

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[IronMexican]

Actually no, I take that back. I went a lot farther than I thought I could go on whipits one time, but I inhaled like four ballons of them while I was already on a lot of LSD and a few grams of mushrooms. I swear I went blind for like five minutes and heard live music at the concert I was at loop the same five or six second clip (you know, like when your computer freezes while you're listening to music). Shit was scary.

You done LSD and other shit? Only thing I've fucked with is Tweak.

[The TroutBum]

13

[J.T.]

You done LSD and other shit? Only thing I've fucked with is Tweak.

Funny. About the only thing I've not done is tweak.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

13

At least you're honest. Tacker won't admit he's 12.

[Trainwreck2100]

I think it's a symbol of how disgusting mainstream rap is these days. Boom boom pow is just a horrible song in general. Rhianna is also horrible. I used to hate Chris Brown cause his music sucks but now I sorta respect him for slapping her around.....OK not really, but you get my point.

The most disgusting things to happen to rap music is soulja boy. "I turn my swag on"k WTF is that and why is he trying to sing it like he has talent which he doesn't.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lmao I love this thread.

[Kori Ellis]

EricB is 27/28??? I thought he was at least in his 30's. (sorry bro. :P)
Wasn't too surprised about Sequ's age.
Figured thats where MB was.
Damn, I would love to have a drink with LJ. He said 1 time that he remembered me but I don't remember him.. :(
Hope I can do that during the playoffs. :toast
Don't want to give away your age kori? lol
Understandable.

Yeah.. I'm sure that LJ remembers you from that time we saw you in the lobby of the AT&T Center.

Oh, I don't care about my age. I always say it in the Club.. I'm 42. LJ and I are a little under 14 years apart. We have been married since he was 21 and I was 35.


....

And are you guys done dressing Iron Mexican yet?

I see JT is talking about wasted exploits.... I can only attest that he did pass out in my living room and we let him sleep it off here.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The most disgusting things to happen to rap music is soulja boy. "I turn my swag on"k WTF is that and why is he trying to sing it like he has talent which he doesn't.


More like "I turn my swag oooooooooooooooooooooooon", but yeah Soulja Boy is pretty shitty. Baby Bash and Neyo also suck.


And by far the coolest mainstream rap song these days is "Ice Cream Paint Job". Don't ask me why, I just find it funny.

[JamStone]

Kori the Cougar.

Rawrrrrrr!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I can only attest that he did pass out in my living room and we let him sleep it off here.


Do you have ST get togethers in San Antonio where you tweak together :lol?

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Kori the Cougar.

Rawrrrrrr!


I was gonna post that but I'm already on thin ice with Kori.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Yeah.. I'm sure that LJ remembers you from that time we saw you in the lobby of the AT&T Center.

Oh, I don't care about my age. I always say it in the Club.. I'm 42. LJ and I are a little under 14 years apart. We have been married since he was 21 and I was 35.


....

And are you guys done dressing Iron Mexican yet?

I see JT is talking about wasted exploits.... I can only attest that he did pass out in my living room and we let him sleep it off here.

You are my hero.

[Kori Ellis]

Do you have ST get togethers in San Antonio where you tweak together :lol?

We used to have a lot of get togethers at our house. People would drink more than anything... but I'm not keen on drunk driving, so people were allowed to sleep here if they were too messed up.

[cheney212]

Just turned 17. Lol.
same here

[Kori Ellis]

You are my hero.

:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

We used to have a lot of get togethers at our house. People would drink more than anything... but I'm not keen on drunk driving, so people were allowed to sleep here if they were too messed up.


Yup, ever since the drunk driving story I know I do the same thing. In college it's cool because when you walk home drunk with friends something funny always happens.

[sook]

18, any words of wisdom from the elders :lol

[rayray2k8]

Yeah.. I'm sure that LJ remembers you from that time we saw you in the lobby of the AT&T Center.

Oh, I don't care about my age. I always say it in the Club.. I'm 42. LJ and I are a little under 14 years apart. We have been married since he was 21 and I was 35.


....

And are you guys done dressing Iron Mexican yet?

I see JT is talking about wasted exploits.... I can only attest that he did pass out in my living room and we let him sleep it off here.

Yeah, that's what I meant. The only one's I remember meeting there were trainwreak, manny, spurschick and of course you Kori, since you actually came up to me and asked "who's this?"
I also remember you bringing up my t-mac sig. :lol
The person I remember the most was Slomo. Dude gave me a man's hand shake. I think he had big hands too. (Don't get any ideas guys...)
For some reason, there I might have seen Timvp in the middle somewhere with shades and a hat... Probably with a beard as well..
Correct me if I'm wrong LJ. XD

[J.T.]

I see JT is talking about wasted exploits.... I can only attest that he did pass out in my living room and we let him sleep it off here.

I don't remember much about that night to be perfectly honest. I remember drinking around 16 of the XX's that I brought and kept having to bug Jason for his bottle opener. Probably drank a few cans of beer. People started feeding me shots which was probably a bad idea. I had at least three shots of crown, a few of the Slovenian shit, a few of Shoog's scotch and the last alcohol I remember drinking was a dub shot of Everclear courtesy of Batman.

Trainwreck puked in that throwback Astros jersey.

Shortly after I was seduced into smoking out half the party.

Then I woke up with like 1/30th the amount of weed I showed up with and immediately went to Whataburger after leaving your house.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, that's what I meant. The only one's I remember meeting there were trainwreak, manny, spurschick and of course you Kori, since you actually came up to me and asked "who's this?"
I also remember you bringing up my t-mac sig. :lol
The person I remember the most was Slomo. Dude gave me a man's hand shake. I think he had big hands too. (Don't get any ideas guys...)
For some reason, there I might have seen Timvp in the middle somewhere with shades and a hat... Probably with a beard as well..
Correct me if I'm wrong LJ. XD

:lol with a hat and beard is likely

[IronMexican]

18, any words of wisdom from the elders :lol

Don't try to talk to girls who have bulges around their Vagina.

[J.T.]

18, any words of wisdom from the elders :lol

Don't sign any legally binding contracts (s/a credit card offers)
Don't use condoms. It's 2009, there's no excuse for her not to have BC.
Don't start a cocaine habit thinking you won't get addicted to it.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Don't try to talk to girls who have bulges around their Vagina.


AKA a F.U.P.A.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't remember much about that night to be perfectly honest. I remember drinking around 16 of the XX's that I brought and kept having to bug Jason for his bottle opener. Probably drank a few cans of beer. People started feeding me shots which was probably a bad idea. I had at least three shots of crown, a few of the Slovenian shit, a few of Shoog's scotch and the last alcohol I remember drinking was a dub shot of Everclear courtesy of Batman.

Trainwreck puked in that throwback Astros jersey.

Shortly after I was seduced into smoking out half the party.

Then I woke up with like 1/30th the amount of weed I showed up with and immediately went to Whataburger after leaving your house.


I think people played poker for like 3 hours after you passed out. So I just put a blanket on you and figured you'd let yourself out when you woke up :lol

[Gummi Clutch]

Don't sign any legally binding contracts (s/a credit card offers)
Don't use condoms. It's 2009, there's no excuse for her not to have BC.
Don't start a cocaine habit thinking you won't get addicted to it.
Thats actually pretty useful, thnx net mentor!

[J.T.]

There's a picture of me holding up a broom while chugging a Shiner from that party, I know that. All my vMoney to whoever can post it.

[Duncan2177]

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[Kori Ellis]

There's a picture of me holding up a broom while chugging a Shiner from that party, I know that. All my vMoney to whoever can post it.

Isn't this you passed out?

http://picasaweb.google.com/koriellis/2007NBAFinalsGame3GTG#5076185101554673250

[Medvedenko]

What is this...fucking facebook....bunch of young punks up in here....
Oh I'm 32.

I can remember a few battles I had against a lot of these young cats in MJ vs Kobe threads....half of them were in grade school when MJ was in his prime. Bunch of parrots...

[Kori Ellis]

You and the broom...

http://picasaweb.google.com/koriellis/2007NBAFinalsGame3GTG#5076184465899512018

[BUMP]

Here's a picture of me at the Ranger game the other night, some random guy asked us to take our picture and he put it on the internet, i'm the one in the wifebeater

http://www.printroom.com/ViewGalleryPhoto.asp?evgroupid=0&userid=trangers&gallery_id=1636139&image_id=4&pos=5

(Can't copy the actual url cause of copyright issues)

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If you think the Suns have gotten bad, the Thunder troll I just made for the Suns message board I post at is actually being taken seriously by people who are usually really good at sniffing out trolls. God dam I need to find something better to do with Monday nights.......when is football?

[J.T.]

Isn't this you passed out?

http://picasaweb.google.com/koriellis/2007NBAFinalsGame3GTG#5076185101554673250

You know, I thought about editing that post to say something like "Post the one of me on the floor and [insert something threatening]."

Kind of wish I did now.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1555121286&ref=profile#/photo.php?pid=2482278&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=1555121286&id=583507078


I'm the big fuck who looks like he doesn't know where he is and isn't really "in" the picture. I was wasted.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

God that's not how I pictured BUMP at all :lol

[BUMP]

God that's not how I pictured BUMP at all :lol

What were you expecting? :lol

[IronMexican]

I always imagined BUMP to not look normal.

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't remember much about that night to be perfectly honest. I remember drinking around 16 of the XX's that I brought and kept having to bug Jason for his bottle opener. Probably drank a few cans of beer. People started feeding me shots which was probably a bad idea. I had at least three shots of crown, a few of the Slovenian shit, a few of Shoog's scotch and the last alcohol I remember drinking was a dub shot of Everclear courtesy of Batman.

Trainwreck puked in that throwback Astros jersey.

Shortly after I was seduced into smoking out half the party.

Then I woke up with like 1/30th the amount of weed I showed up with and immediately went to Whataburger after leaving your house.

not my finest hour

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What were you expecting? :lol


Idk, nothing in particular, you just don't maybe it's the look on your face but you don't seem like a person that has a whole bunch of trolls.

[BUMP]

Idk, nothing in particular, you just don't maybe it's the look on your face but you don't seem like a person that has a whole bunch of trolls.

I'm efficient i made like 5 per minute but now that timvp is doing that e-mail/password thing for registering i've retired from making anymore
:bang:bang:bang

[Officer Slater]

I'm efficient i made like 5 per minute but now that timvp is doing that e-mail/password thing for registering i've retired from making anymore
:bang:bang:bang

It's okay man. Everyone thinks I'm mouse when I'm really someone who has posted in this thread. :lmao

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

Bump is hot and JT is a nasty fat fuck who I will never bother with in the future.

[timvp]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=8&dateline=1236982927&type=profile



Second ring, maggots.