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Ditty

07-10-2009, 03:00 AM

:wow

wow saw the midnight showing at huebner oaks

if you do not enjoy guys talking about going at it and bunch of dirty toys,and some homosexual gay parts

then this is defintley not the movie for you

real homo

too homo:lol

but was hilarious i cracked up during the whole movie

but Borat was better

PM5K

07-10-2009, 03:02 AM

Really, you think Borat was better? I was hoping it would be better than Borat.

Ditty

07-10-2009, 03:06 AM

i dunno it was such a inappropiate movie ,you might as look at a gay porn

some people couldnt handle it i guess and they walked out of the movie theatre

but borat was probaly as funny but just all the homosexual parts kinda took the laugh out of it

PM5K

07-10-2009, 03:10 AM

I guess I'd have to see it to get what you are saying. I could understand someone saying there is a line and at one point it's funny but once you cross that line it's not funny.

I've seen a lot of the Bruno skits from the Ali G show and I never saw anything I'd consider gay porn.

The previews certainly looked funny.

Slydragon

07-10-2009, 03:17 AM

just all the homosexual parts kinda took the laugh out of it

Huh? That's like saying Transformer was cool except all the robots took away from it.

I mean just by the previews, you know what it's about.

PM5K

07-10-2009, 03:33 AM

Huh? That's like saying Transformer was cool except all the robots took away from it.

I mean just by the previews, you know what it's about.

Yeah I don't know, he kind of makes it seem like Bruno went to far some how, but it's only rated R so I don't know.

"Rated R for pervasive strong and crude sexual content, graphic nudity and language."

Mr.Bottomtooth

07-10-2009, 04:25 AM

Yeah I watched the midnight showing too.
Super gay. Most movies can make the gay seem hilarious such as Borat, but this one was just weird and not that funny.

RuffnReadyOzStyle

07-10-2009, 05:44 AM

Sasha Baron Cohen as Ali G used to be funny, then he took exploitation humour too far. Now he's just another shock-jock... or g-string, as the case may be.

ploto

07-10-2009, 08:54 AM

Looks stupid to me- but then again I am not the demographic for this movie.

phyzik

07-10-2009, 09:49 AM

Viva Las Espuelas

07-10-2009, 10:01 AM

this looks real funny. i want to watch how the terrorist scene plays out. that dude is crazy.

thispego

07-10-2009, 10:03 AM

Funniest part on the commercials is when he tells the peasant on the street who's carrying a load of something on her head "i love your hat, it's fabulous." and then keeps walking. Lolololololololol

thispego

07-10-2009, 10:28 AM

well, naturally

phyzik

07-10-2009, 10:28 AM

this looks real funny. i want to watch how the terrorist scene plays out. that dude is crazy.

There's a video on CNN that shows the guys reaction. Go check it out.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/07/09/moos.bruno.vs.terrorist.cnn?iref=videosearch

Viva Las Espuelas

07-10-2009, 10:43 AM

There's a video on CNN that shows the guys reaction. Go check it out.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2009/07/09/moos.bruno.vs.terrorist.cnn?iref=videosearch

yeah. i saw when he was on letterman. he's lucky they didn't know he's a jew.

Soul_Patch

07-10-2009, 10:50 AM

Thats fuckin rich...i love Cohen. I was psyched when he made Borat into a movie, and im just as psyched for this one. Going to see it tonight.

Ditty

07-10-2009, 11:40 AM

No need for me to see it, I already saw what would probably be my favorite part of the movie anyway.

The part where he tells the supposed terrorist that his king Osama looks like a dirty wizard or a homeless santa claus... If that really happened that was fucking epic.

:lol yah he was taling shit about osama and the dude didn't know what he was talking about,and finally his transleter got pissed and told him to get out

but as expected it was real gay but also that part that he went to sears and he told the guy he was gay wasn't in the movie

i would give it a 7/10 just because it was funny

mrsmaalox

07-10-2009, 11:43 AM

Funniest part on the commercials is when he tells the peasant on the street who's carrying a load of something on her head "i love your hat, it's fabulous." and then keeps walking. Lolololololololol

:tu Yea I love that one too :lol

Viva Las Espuelas

07-10-2009, 11:57 AM

"two pimps. no ho's"

robino2001

07-10-2009, 01:54 PM

Just got back from it... one of the foulest things I've ever seen in my life but it was awesome!

Frenzy

07-10-2009, 09:11 PM

a midnight showing for bruno....and ppl went.

shock value right there.

David Bowie

07-10-2009, 09:24 PM

I saw it (missed the first 15 minutes.) Cracked up the whole movie.

But you get an extreme close up of a penis and some fake boobies a few times.

Funny as hell.

A couple of people walked out.

robino2001

07-10-2009, 09:32 PM

I saw it (missed the first 15 minutes.) Cracked up the whole movie.

But you get an extreme close up of a penis and some fake boobies a few times.

Funny as hell.

A couple of people walked out.

You actually missed quite a bit. The opening 5 minutes is vile, vile, vile... but is one of the most outrageous, funny things I've seen. It's sets the tone for the rest of the movie.

It makes me really wonder what all did they remove to get it from NC-17 if this was R... the unrated DVD might just be WAY too over the top (as if this wasn't already)

exstatic

07-10-2009, 09:46 PM

:lol
SBC is nothing more than this generation's Andy Kaufman. His goal is to pick a subject, and beat you over the head with it until you beg him to stop or lose consciousness. It's funny, too, since they both started with likable characters, Kaufman's Latka on Taxi and Cohen's Ali G, and both seemed determined to go down as obnoxious a career path as possible.

BlackSwordsMan

07-10-2009, 09:53 PM

You actually missed quite a bit. The opening 5 minutes is vile, vile, vile... but is one of the most outrageous, funny things I've seen. It's sets the tone for the rest of the movie.

It makes me really wonder what all did they remove to get it from NC-17 if this was R... the unrated DVD might just be WAY too over the top (as if this wasn't already)
only thing I've heard of them removing was the michael jackson's sister interview. Not janet the other sister

robino2001

07-10-2009, 10:23 PM

only thing I've heard of them removing was the michael jackson's sister interview. Not janet the other sister

That was a last minute thing out of respect to the family. I believe MJ died something like 6 hours before the Bruno world premiere and they were able to remove the scene just minutes before the premiere.

Anyway - the movie once upon a time was NC-17 so they had to cut shots/remove the offending scenes to get it down to an R so mainstream theaters would show it. If you told me the movie I saw today was NC-17 as it is now, I would/could believe that. So that just makes me wonder what was so much worse that had it be NC-17 at the initial submission.

BlackSwordsMan

07-10-2009, 10:33 PM

full on pent

fotan2

07-11-2009, 12:29 AM

i like that part they were on a UFC fight. people's reactions are so funny.

alamo50

07-11-2009, 02:27 AM

Really, you think Borat was better? I was hoping it would be better than Borat.

Brune can't even touch Borat's ass.

Xylus

07-11-2009, 11:58 AM

Hilarious movie. The climax of the movie with Straight Dave had me on the floor in stitches.

BlackSwordsMan

07-11-2009, 05:15 PM

bruno was funnier than borat

Summers

07-11-2009, 05:22 PM

I saw it today... laughed so hard, I gave myself a headache, but jeebus... some really fucked up shit. I think I like Bruno better than Borat because the people he made fun of in Bruno seemed to deserve it more. There were a couple of scenes in Borat that I thought were just mean. Those stage mothers scared the crap out of me; that was really disturbing.

Summers

07-11-2009, 05:23 PM

Looks stupid to me- but then again I am not the demographic for this movie.

People who occasionally laugh? :)

BlackSwordsMan

07-11-2009, 05:37 PM

an old couple walked out in the beginning

SonOfAGun

07-11-2009, 05:56 PM

They over-advertised the shit out of this movie.

I kept seeing Bruno every where in the last 2 months that I have no feeling whatsoever to actually see it now.

ALVAREZ6

07-12-2009, 12:43 AM

There were some hilarious parts but neither Bruno nor Borat come close to his interviews on the Ali G Show. I don't like how the Bruno movie focuses so much on the stupid plot and bullshit when the funniest moments are when Cohen interviews people who have no idea who he really is. That's why shit from the show is much better. Plus, the Bruno movie really relied on really obscene shit for material. All in all Borat was better, and the show is best.

Heath Ledger

07-12-2009, 03:59 AM

I highly reccomend everyone taking their children to see this movie. I saw about a 10 yr old girl in my theater and it hit me, why not there is a lot to learn here.

Bukefal

07-12-2009, 01:21 PM

bruno and borat are both funny, but it was more fun when he just had these series some years ago, with ali g borat and bruno, when no one knew them.

Summers

07-12-2009, 01:59 PM

I highly reccomend everyone taking their children to see this movie. I saw about a 10 yr old girl in my theater and it hit me, why not there is a lot to learn here.

That reminds me of a movie review I read when the Southpark movie came out. It said something like, This movie is really smart and really funny. You will be rolling in the aisles from laughing. Do not, under any circumstance, take a child to see it.

hater

07-12-2009, 02:56 PM

dude is getting paid

IronMexican

07-12-2009, 03:04 PM

That reminds me of a movie review I read when the Southpark movie came out. It said something like, This movie is really smart and really funny. You will be rolling in the aisles from laughing. Do not, under any circumstance, take a child to see it.

My dad took me and my younger brother to go watch it. We were dying the whole movie(South Park) I was like 9 or 10. My brother was 5.

Thunder Dan

07-13-2009, 08:57 AM

I didn't think Bruno was that funny. I walked out of Borat thinking it was one of the funniest movies I've every seen, but Bruno seemed over the top and forced. The only truly funny part was in the hotel- other than that it was funny, but not great.

I give it a 6.468 on my funny scale. (1 Being Good Luck Chuck- 10 Being Animal House and Caddyshack)

jack sommerset

07-13-2009, 09:50 AM

Sick freaken movie. The camping scene and going to a ghost whisperer so Bruno can "talk" to Milli of Milli Vanilli was crazy!

CharlieMac

07-18-2009, 07:47 PM

That mime act was amazing. It's true though, 5 minutes into the movie, you know what you're in for. RuPual is still hot.

DUNCANownsKOBE2

07-18-2009, 07:54 PM

I gave him a typical African name......OJ

fotan2

07-18-2009, 10:43 PM

ukraine banned bruno the other day because they're such an upstanding, moral nation and not at all responsible for global piracy, prostitution or elevated levels of STDs

Summers

07-18-2009, 11:12 PM

ukraine banned bruno the other day because they're such an upstanding, moral nation and not at all responsible for global piracy, prostitution or elevated levels of STDs

There's got to be a joke about Greece in there somewhere.

Alex Jones

07-20-2009, 04:55 AM

Bruno has scoreboard over Borat and here's why.....Did Borat have a 9 inch cock swinging in a clockwise and counter clockwise motion? This cock took up my whole screen on my PC. Did Borat have a 2 year old black kid with headphones on turned up all the way listening to NWA? Did Borat have a two year old black baby in a box with holes in it coming down the automatic luggage dispenser? And then have the black baby on a crucifix,and covered with bees?

Did Borat give another man a french kiss for over 90 seconds in front of an angry MMA crowd of angry rednecks that were tossing beer a metal chairs in the ring?

Did Borat have a semi midget puerto rican man on an exercise bike ramming a dildo in his ass?

Although the Borat character was funnier Bruno had better skits. So they both are good and therefore it's a Draw in my book.

After further review fuck the Draw! Did Borat have an S&M lady beat the hell out of him with a leather strap? Did Borat have a small Latino boy pour champagne from his ass?

Sorry but Bruno gets the edge......

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/88.gif

holcs50

07-20-2009, 05:03 AM

Bruno was definitely funny, but c'mon borat is a 100x better. I saw bruno with a few friends pretty hammered and even in that state the middle part of the movie got kind of stale, the end parts redeemed it but just wasn't on borats level. That being said I did the unthinkable in the movie, i had a cherry flavored icee and looked down to take a sip and looked up and the dick part was on and the head of the penis opened and said bruno....i couldn't help it i spit out my whole mouthful of icee all over these two chicks in front of us...omg i was so embarassed and felt bad, but holy shit i was like wow. "Actual boner flying around on a huge screen and then talks! lMFAOOO, after looking back im not surprised at all i had that reaction.

sonic21

07-20-2009, 05:28 AM

it was hilarious. Cohen's ability to act, shock, and take a stab at dumb people all at the same time is spot on. He strays far from the norm, but its always some of the best satire.

Alex Jones

07-20-2009, 05:28 AM

But doesn't a talking cock give Bruno the edge? And did Borat have his balls sucked with a dust buster?
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/00-1.gif

holcs50

07-20-2009, 05:47 AM

lmfaooo at your gif. That part in the beginning with the asian was hilarious, i was almost crying. But yea i think borat is funnier. Just cuz it doesn't have crazy shocking moments like a cock talking doesn't mean its not funnier/or better.