are you holding spurstalk down?

[mookie2001]

we have problems on this forum
people should STOP the following for the common good

gray posters are culprits but everyone does it


1. gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum


i dont usually post in the spurs forum historically, other than to scoff manu for being fragile because people dont know shit about the spurs or the game of basketball, this offseason has been pretty interesting so ive read a lot in there and its getting bad, really bad, just a thought or i have a question threads

2. posting the LINEUPS, rosters, depth charts

who the fuck doesnt know what the lineups are going to be??

i can do it too look



parker/hill
manu/mason/finley/mcclinton
RJ/finley
duncan/blair/blair/mcdyess/gist
Ian/haslip/bonner

thats a good team!



i know this is the nature of sports message board- its even funnier over on orangebloods when people try to post the basketball lineups for 2011


3. when people ask timvp spurs questions theres no way in hell he would know, like he works in the front office, or when a player will be back from injury like hes a fucking doctor.

4. people saying "+1" and "FTW"

you are an idiot if youve ever posted these more than once, what the shit is a message board for? ftw means fuck the world by the way

we've gotten better at using sad emotocons when people die, and using IMO and IMHO in every post, so it can be done, you can change spurstalk

5. kissing timvps ass

this is pitiful, if timvp says something on the first page of a thread in the spurs forum, like 10 people will quote him and say "+1", exactly or thats what i was thinking!, or if someone posts an LJ ellis article, timvps reinventing sports writing and nobody has ever approached blogging like that before

thats why whottt is a dominant poster, historically he owns timvp

on the regular

thats what he does

we know this

6. posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before

this is not why youtube was invented, this is not why embedding is allowed

you have heard of music before, props

nobody is impressed by your musical tastes, ive never seen any human league being boiled 1981 single youtubes

[marini martini]

Shit, who died and made you Queen?

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

:wakeup]

[timvp]

I remember the first time I met mookie2001. He kept tell me how much he liked SpursReport. And pego was saying that Kori Ellis and timvp weren't from SpursReport they were from SpursTalk. And mookie2001 was like oh I've never been there.

So yeah, it sounds like mookie2001 made a wrong turn somewhere and is now trying to apply for a non-existent moderator spot.

Either that or whottt has been buttering him up again.

[mookie2001]

rofl bullstuff

thispego may have invented blogs but i invented the spurs

and it was more like i told him about kori ellis, i dont think you were on woai and spurs roundtable in 2003

[Leetonidas]

FTW means for the win.

FTL. :td

But I generally agree.

[timvp]

rofl bullstuff

thispego may have invented blogs but i invented the spurs

and it was more like i told him about kori ellis, i dont think you were on woai and spurs roundtable in 2003

bru u can't lie stuff like that

pego won tickets from SpursTalk and he invited you. and then when we were giving you the tickets you were like SpursReport is awesome!!!!pego was like uh they aren't from SpursReport.

dont frunt like the ting brothers getting injected with steroids from phd father ting

[mookie2001]

true on message boards it means for the win

also may i add

using fail as a noun and fail pics and animations

original, even kitten pictures are funnier



also duncan228 needs her own forum for all the threads she starts and its never her opinion, its double posts of third rate news and notes and expressnews shit that we've all seen

if someone else posts an article, you can bet duncan228 will have the second post saying "thanks"

[mookie2001]

bru u can't lie stuff like that

pego won tickets from SpursTalk and he invited you. and then when we were giving you the tickets you were like SpursReport is awesome!!!!pego was like uh they aren't from SpursReport.

dont frunt like the ting brothers getting injected with steroids from phd father tingyeah right brratts brats

dont make me start telling stories and family secrets

[timvp]

looks like that college forum moderatorship has gone to this yung bucks head.

time to send him to the bench and bring in some hungry and gritty and country strong recruits.

[Leetonidas]

I'm disappointed with the lack of proper grammar in this thread.

[timvp]

true on message boards it means for the win

also may i add

using fail as a noun and fail pics and animations

original, even kitten pictures are funnier



also duncan228 needs her own forum for all the threads she starts and its never her opinion, its double posts of third rate news and notes and expressnews shit that we've all seen

if someone else posts an article, you can bet duncan228 will have the second post saying "thanks"

if you want to be a spursreport moderator that bad you can email [email protected] and contact their legal team

sounds like you'd make a good junior moderator assistant

grats you can be like the conner atchley to DG's james thomas

we know this

maybe pj tucker but you need a little more muthle in your huthle

[TDMVPDPOY]

OP fail

[timvp]

also may i add

using fail as a noun and fail pics and animations

original, even kitten pictures are funnier

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg



bru that isn't even funny

shoulda gone with the you tube

i saaaaaaaaaaaid

[jaffies]

1. gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum

2. posting the LINEUPS, rosters, depth charts

3. when people ask timvp spurs questions theres no way in hell he would know, like he works in the front office, or when a player will be back from injury like hes a fucking doctor.

4. people saying "+1" and "FTW"

5. kissing timvps ass

6. posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before


+1.

BTW timvp, what time of day does Mahimini take dumps, coz I really want him on the roster...which would look like this:

Parker/Hill
Manu/Mason/McClinton
RJ/finley
duncan/blair/McDyess
Ian!!

Thanks timvp, IMHMOMHMO you're the reasons Al Gore invented the internet!
Oh, man that reminds me of a song FTW!:
np0solnL1XY

[Tonto]

buffalo escape from cattle ranch
finds freedom from paleface cowboy
sees injun on the open range
injun kills and eats buffalo
and use nut sack for canteen
buffalo wish he back on ranch

[timvp]

buffalo escape from cattle ranch
finds freedom from paleface cowboy
sees injun on the open range
injun kills and eats buffalo
and use nut sack for canteen
buffalo wish he back on ranch

:lmao

[mookie2001]

this is old skool!!!!!!!!!!

gJ8O28oLSK8

[BlackSwordsMan]

7. people who bitch and moan about a forum but continue to post on it

[timvp]

wanna be a moderator remix!!!!!!!!!!

eN0INe7_cUs

bru spursreport has some openings

you know this

[mookie2001]

7. people who bitch and moan about a forum but continue to post on it
i cant tell because im on my iphone 4 vision, what color is your name grey or black

[Obstructed_View]

we 5. kissing timvps ass

this is pitiful, if timvp says something on the first page of a thread in the spurs forum, like 10 people will quote him and say "+1", exactly or thats what i was thinking!, or if someone posts an LJ ellis article, timvps reinventing sports writing and nobody has ever approached blogging like that before

thats why whottt is a dominant poster, historically he owns timvp

on the regular

thats what he does

we know this

6. posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before

this is not why youtube was invented, this is not why embedding is allowed

you have heard of music before, props

nobody is impressed by your musical tastes, ive never seen any human league being boiled 1981 single youtubes

I bolded the ironic part in pink just so the slower ST readers don't miss out on how ultra-gay this is.

[Kori Ellis]

we have problems on this forum
people should STOP the following for the common good

gray posters are culprits but everyone does it


1. gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum


i dont usually post in the spurs forum historically, other than to scoff manu for being fragile because people dont know shit about the spurs or the game of basketball, this offseason has been pretty interesting so ive read a lot in there and its getting bad, really bad, just a thought or i have a question threads

2. posting the LINEUPS, rosters, depth charts

who the fuck doesnt know what the lineups are going to be??

i can do it too look




i know this is the nature of sports message board- its even funnier over on orangebloods when people try to post the basketball lineups for 2011


3. when people ask timvp spurs questions theres no way in hell he would know, like he works in the front office, or when a player will be back from injury like hes a fucking doctor.

4. people saying "+1" and "FTW"

you are an idiot if youve ever posted these more than once, what the shit is a message board for? ftw means fuck the world by the way

we've gotten better at using sad emotocons when people die, and using IMO and IMHO in every post, so it can be done, you can change spurstalk

5. kissing timvps ass

this is pitiful, if timvp says something on the first page of a thread in the spurs forum, like 10 people will quote him and say "+1", exactly or thats what i was thinking!, or if someone posts an LJ ellis article, timvps reinventing sports writing and nobody has ever approached blogging like that before

thats why whottt is a dominant poster, historically he owns timvp

on the regular

thats what he does

we know this

6. posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before

this is not why youtube was invented, this is not why embedding is allowed

you have heard of music before, props

nobody is impressed by your musical tastes, ive never seen any human league being boiled 1981 single youtubes

+1 * ∞

FTW

U_089EURkNo

[timvp]

i cant tell because im on my iphone 4 vision, what color is your name grey or black

if you tripped on any more power you'd throw a reggie bush lateral

litrally

[timvp]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/bill_syken/01/05/scorecar.daily/p1_bush.jpg

uh oh

think again brewskis!

he shoulda just gotten tackled!

he wants that one back!

rofl best college football team evah!!!!

[mookie2001]

lets pick sides!, we love you timvp:makeout

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I remember the first time I met mookie2001. He kept tell me how much he liked SpursReport. And pego was saying that Kori Ellis and timvp weren't from SpursReport they were from SpursTalk. And mookie2001 was like oh I've never been there.

So yeah, it sounds like mookie2001 made a wrong turn somewhere and is now trying to apply for a non-existent moderator spot.

Either that or whottt has been buttering him up again.

nah brah it was me that liked spurs report. I used to post there with the same name. pego drafted mookie to ST while i was still posting there. They had this guy reporter that was like timvp and manny combined named eduardo jimenez or something.

[timvp]

http://www.dailytexanonline.com/polopoly_fs/1.1311653!image/1653860251.jpg

he doesn't have much muthle but he has a lot of huthle!!!

[IronMexican]

i remember the first time i met mookie2001. He kept tell me how much he liked spursreport. And pego was saying that kori ellis and timvp weren't from spursreport they were from spurstalk. And mookie2001 was like oh i've never been there.

So yeah, it sounds like mookie2001 made a wrong turn somewhere and is now trying to apply for a non-existent moderator spot.

Either that or whottt has been buttering him up again.

+1

[timvp]

nah brah it was me that liked spurs report. I used to post there with the same name. pego drafted mookie to ST while i was still posting there. They had this guy reporter that was like timvp and manny combined named eduardo jimenez or something.

bru you weren't even there. pego invited mookie with him when he won two free tickets from ST.

and mookie was like i love spursreport!!!!!!!!

pego was then like hum bra

[mookie2001]

bryan davis can hoop though, everyone can respect that dude

more than ashley

[Cant_Be_Faded]

bru you weren't even there. pego invited mookie with him when he won two free tickets from ST.

and mookie was like i love spursreport!!!!!!!!

pego was then like hum bra

Oh that story. Yeah that was before i even knew what ST was....mookie was wasted beyond fact or fiction that night though. He said he did his fred carter impersonation and it impressed kori.

[BacktoBasics]

buffalo escape from cattle ranch
finds freedom from paleface cowboy
sees injun on the open range
injun kills and eats buffalo
and use nut sack for canteen
buffalo wish he back on ranchFTmotherfuckingW :lmao

Post of the summer

[timvp]

Oh that story. Yeah that was before i even knew what ST was....mookie was wasted beyond fact or fiction that night though. He said he did his fred carter impersonation and it impressed kori.

bru it was a day game

but maybe it was residue from battles previous

i give mockie the benefit of the doubt

i'll charge it 2 da game

[tlongII]

I pretty much agree with everything Mookie said, but.......

Now I'm pissed! Why does he get to be a moderator but I don't???


It's like WTF?!

[mookie2001]

timvp someone needs some answers in the spurs forum
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3546762#post3546762

[timvp]

bryan davis can hoop though, everyone can respect that dude

more than ashley

tru he's like ashley without the okie scoffness and with a few cc's of the ting magic potion

prehaps four cc's

[Kori Ellis]

Oh that story. Yeah that was before i even knew what ST was....mookie was wasted beyond fact or fiction that night though. He said he did his fred carter impersonation and it impressed kori.

Hahaha. Probably true.

[timvp]

timvp someone needs some answers in the spurs forum
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3546762#post3546762

thanks do you want me to email you the junior moderator assistant badge?

or i can send it fedex

or i can give it to cant_be_faded at the silkk tha

shocker

concert ... you choose brosef its all on you now

wield the power lightly

or else you gun be like the sooners in the bcs

and oh boy we don't want that

[Extra Stout]

victoria

[mookie2001]

gJ8O28oLSK8


we used to bump that on stockbauer lno

in mah playground

[timvp]

we used to bump that on stockbauer lno

in mah playground

rip fat pat

if he was still alive his name would be something like

big bone pat

or maybe big bone bat for the alliteration

or maybe phat pat

because he is black

or at least was

before he you know

died

[Kori Ellis]

we used to bump that on stockbauer lno

in mah playground

+1

[Leetonidas]

Do you guys know the muffin man?

[timvp]

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/278/mookiepm.jpg

can someone tell me what this yung buck wants?

i don't understand the pm

i need some self help like an aggie seeing a female cheerleader

i saaaaid

[Marcus Bryant]

lol @ cookie assuming he ever held this forum up. what a whiny little bitch.

[timvp]

Do you guys know the muffin man?

mookie only likes fiber whole grain muffins and bagels

on the regular

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

[mouse]

I pretty much agree with everything Mookie said, but.......

Now I'm pissed! Why does he get to be a moderator but I don't???


It's like WTF?!


People who have a short fuse or admit they don't like certain posters make very bad Moderators @ ST or an Excellent Mod @ SR

[Tonto]

tonto take mookie to paleface whorehouse
mookie put his short fuse in paleface love hole
before tonto can fill peace pipe mookie finished
paleface whore look at tonto's horse long fuse
ask for fire water to drown memory
mad acorn hammering not bring happiness
it bring many shells and beads in pay

[Ignignokt]

Whott Timvp Bruno
Phenomenual Kori Ellis TRO
Mouse Finley dirk4mvp
Smeagol gtownspur Elpimpo
parker BrHornet45 Marcus Bryant

ftw!

i just want to know if Tiago splitter ordered the King Kong nachos?

[Ignignokt]

trade Parker for EricB and we stash Smeagol in Europe to polish his smegma talents in Club EsToll EsRoad from the Spanish league.

[timvp]

tonto take mookie to paleface whorehouse
mookie put his short fuse in paleface love hole
before tonto can fill peace pipe mookie finished
paleface whore look at tonto's horse long fuse
ask for fire water to drown memory
mad acorn hammering not bring happiness
it bring many shells and beads in pay

:lmao

:smchode:

[mouse]

I wish Kori would remove the "troll forum pass word" and the "weight watchers topic" off the front page, it would be nice to see regular topics on top of the page for a change.

[Ignignokt]

I just want to find out if Marcus Haislip prefers HEB Bakeshop over Hill Country Fare.

[Dex]

we have problems on this forum
people should stop the following for the common good

gray posters are culprits but everyone does it


1. Gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum


i dont usually post in the spurs forum historically, other than to scoff manu for being fragile because people dont know shit about the spurs or the game of basketball, this offseason has been pretty interesting so ive read a lot in there and its getting bad, really bad, just a thought or i have a question threads

2. Posting the lineups, rosters, depth charts

who the fuck doesnt know what the lineups are going to be??

I can do it too look


parker/hill
manu/mason/finley/mcclinton
rj/finley
duncan/blair/blair/mcdyess/gist
ian/haslip/bonner

thats a good team!


I know this is the nature of sports message board- its even funnier over on orangebloods when people try to post the basketball lineups for 2011


3. When people ask timvp spurs questions theres no way in hell he would know, like he works in the front office, or when a player will be back from injury like hes a fucking doctor.

4. People saying "+1" and "ftw"

you are an idiot if youve ever posted these more than once, what the shit is a message board for? Ftw means fuck the world by the way

we've gotten better at using sad emotocons when people die, and using imo and imho in every post, so it can be done, you can change spurstalk

5. Kissing timvps ass

this is pitiful, if timvp says something on the first page of a thread in the spurs forum, like 10 people will quote him and say "+1", exactly or thats what i was thinking!, or if someone posts an lj ellis article, timvps reinventing sports writing and nobody has ever approached blogging like that before

thats why whottt is a dominant poster, historically he owns timvp

on the regular

thats what he does

we know this

6. Posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before

this is not why youtube was invented, this is not why embedding is allowed

you have heard of music before, props

nobody is impressed by your musical tastes, ive never seen any human league being boiled 1981 single youtubes



-1

[timvp]

i just want to know if Tiago splitter ordered the King Kong nachos?I heard he's more of a carne asado muchacho.


I just want to find out if Marcus Haislip prefers HEB Bakeshop over Hill Country Fare.Haislip likes to grow his own food.

He's w and eco friendly.

[Ignignokt]

Actually, i hate giving Timvp any credit in a thread meant to shit on him, but this website is addicting and is world class.

The biggest mistake was giving all 2 kings posters a forum, caving in to the bitching about the troll forum.

But the worst mistake is the NBA draft prospect Forum, that's like the ultimate spam forum.

[Kori Ellis]

But the worst mistake is the NBA draft prospect Forum, that's like the ultimate spam forum.

So, you'd rather have all those threads in the Spurs forum? :wtf

[mouse]

What would be cool if the forums lists on top of each page changed depending on the traffic each forum is having. I remember many times the TRoll forum was busier than the politics forum back in the day. back when wearing a Mike Vick Jersey was cool, or admitting David Carridine was the shit.
I wonder if any of the Mookie crew will shock us all on how they leave us.........until then I will just have to keep checking TMZ's website for updates.

[cornbread]

we have problems on this forum
people should STOP the following for the common good


Maybe you can take some initiative and send out your new rule book to everyone. Preferably in PDF format. Thanks.

[Ignignokt]

So, you'd rather have all those threads in the Spurs forum? :wtf

i just hate having threads about a douche with a jew fro at 6'8 165 lb PF powerhouse Yinake Sanibourisis from the Romanian league having a whole thread dedicated to him, on any forum.

[Ignignokt]

Tim Duncan
Yinake Sanibourosis
Jefferson
Mason
Parker

FTW!


Fhj3rgxwZsU

[Rappin Granny]

Man fuk all you pussy muthas who don't know shit!
there's something about spurs talk you fukin pussys don't get
who really gives a flying fuk if you like hot butter on your breakfast toast
shut your pissy ass up mutha fucker and mutha fuking post.......

[Ignignokt]

Man fuk all you pussy muthas who don't know shit!
there's something about spurs talk you fukin pussys don't get
who really gives a flying fuk if you like hot butter on your breakfast toast
shut your pissy ass up mutha fucker and mutha fuking post.......

There's nothing funny about being unemployed and having no life.:lol

[DizzG.]

There's nothing funny about being unemployed and having no life.:lol


You got that right! :tu

[Dr. Gonzo]

instant crassic thread

[Trainwreck2100]

good point 4cc you can't do things like that

[David Bowie]

What's the difference between a "gray poster" and a "black poster" ?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

black posters have bigger shlongs

[Trainwreck2100]

black posters are more likely to enjoy "House of Payne"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

black posters are also more likely to mourn the death of michael jackson

[Trainwreck2100]

black posters are more likely to vote kim cardasian over paris hilton

[Dr. Gonzo]

Black posters prefer the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

[balli]

Black posters are more likely to complain about being held down.

[Trainwreck2100]

gray posters are more likely to bitch about black posters taking welfair as they are cashing their social security checks

[Dr. Gonzo]

mxkKY1PL_5Y

[Extra Stout]

l38YXrGJxx0

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mxkKY1PL_5Y

funniest post ever
who the heck is that doucher in the glasses

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think it's atlfan238346234.

[chode_regulator]

I don't feel like readin this whole thread but it makes me laugh

mookie brings up valid points though timvp, nothing against you. but seriously the spurs section of this forum is lame. a serious joke. i mean i respect what you and kori do but people suck your dick like youre jesus. not to mention the number of posts in teh spurs forum that are un spurs related. i dont go in there to find out about rasheed getting traded or whatever the latest news/rumors are of the nba. thats why there's a separate forum for that.
and if timvp starts a thread or replies in one, EVERYONE agrees. I admit alot of times you make great threads or posts but its almost sickening.

people questioning mookies dedication to the spurs is funny too. i remember when he almost broke our tv because the spurs lost. i was like what the shit dude? but he was in controllable. un controllable. i odnt know the word but you get my drift.

marcus your first post in the thread was funny too.

[chode_regulator]

oh i almost forgot

parker
bryant
james
garnett
duncan

what an aweseome lineup!!!
oh wait, the spurs don't have all those players. :depressed :lol

AND

Walter Sobchak FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

[J.T.]

mookie is at his best in the college sports forum but he raises a few good points here.

I could do without seeing the fucking Spurs lineup no less than five times in any thread in the Spurs forum right now. That shit is tired, and I really don't give a fuck what any of you armchair GMs think about the team (outside of people who know what they're talking about... timvp is one of those people, Ghost Writer is not), especially those of you ungrateful bastards who want the Spurs to trade for another household name to put on the roster even it means paying Kobe Bryant's 2010 salary in luxury tax. I remember when this team had zero titles and the media said David Robinson was like the Dan Marino of the NBA at the time.

Also mookie, about 89 times out of 100, timvp posts good takes on Spurs basketball. If you mad about people kissing his ass in the Spurs forum maybe you should post some takes of your own. Just sayin'.

[Kori Ellis]

Just watch one of these videos once a day (like I do) and you won't take a message board so seriously.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

or this:

K6WaImbjvTE

[DizzG.]

Does it really matter how a site runs or monitored when you have at least 5000 hist a day?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think it's atlfan238346234.

no way really? roflrofl :flag:

[timvp]

The hilarity of this thread lies in the following points:

1. The people complaining about the Spurs forum and timvp getting props or whatever don't even post in the Spurs forum. The only time I see mockie in the Spurs forum is when he's scoffing timvp, scoffing Kori Ellis or trying to rile up the Manu fans. I've literally never seen chode_regulator post anything about the Spurs. This would be like me going to HornTalk and complaining about there being too many people being mean to Vince Young for sucking in the NFL. Or going to NeighborTalk and complaining about playing music too softly.

2. It's simply not true that everyone agrees with timvp. I can't name one person who I always agree with or who always agrees with me. I've had arguments with literally every main Spurs poster on this site. The members of the Mockie Crew who have chimed in to defend their man act like the Spurs forum is the land of kumbaya where everyone is in agreement over central takes. That's simply not the case for anyone who takes the time to actually read what's going on.

3. This one should probably be 2A but I don't feel like indenting. And this is also the most hilarious of all the points. mockie is mad because people supposedly always agree with me. But at the same time, the Mockie Crew has been on SpursTalk for about five years and I have yet to see these six or seven dudes disagree about anything. It's like the Victoria school system had one set of teachings and everyone had to learn and think the exact same way. I'd love to see one thing the Mockie Crew has ever disagreed about. timvp gets in more arguments in the Spurs forum with his own wife in one week than the Mockie Crew has gotten in their entire cumulative 30-35 year history.

4. Even if it's mathematically accurate that timvp gets a prop here or there, it's not exactly surprising. That's what happens when you have 40,000 posts in a Spurs forum and waste untold thousands of hours discussing the team. It's also what happens when you've been posting about the Spurs on the internets for over 15 years. mockie would get his share of props too if he expanded his repertoire outside of his scoffing of timvp and all things Manu. But of course that doesn't stop mockie from wanting his junior moderator assistant badge. How cute.

5. Saying the Spurs forum is a "serious joke" is laughable. Sure, there is a lot of noise that you have to wade through these days but there are dozens of posters who have a disgusting amount of Spurs knowledge. The noise-to-quality ratio is higher than it used to be but if you know who and what to look for, the Spurs forum has never been better. Every inch of Spurs basketball is covered.

6. Hmmm ... not sure what number six should be but I'll think of something to honor Avery Johnson. I guess I'll just say that I actually think the Mockie Crew is pretty hilarious. CBF and thispego have a history of providing solid Spurs takes. 4cc is a funny bra. When chode_regulator isn't getting regulated by his neighbors he too is pretty entertaining. Oh and yeah mockie is funny in most settings. Even other Mockie Crew members whottt, The One and Only, Rita2352, 4cc's sister, Hunter The Reckoning, Allan Rowe versus Wade and the rest are better than average. And while they will all come into this thread to agree with and defend mockie (per terms in the Victoria constitution), they know that they are fundamentally wrong. Either that or they are just blindly giving their support. I personally can't wait for whottt to enter the thread with an anti-timvp rant while mixing in a few jabs for his new enemy combatant (baseline bum). That should be a fun times.

Oh and whoever made Mockie a grey poster is a genius :lmao

[jaffies]

I've been on the Spurstalks for a while, and have known the poster Mookie and crew for over 4 years.
But, I'm not fucking around when I say, I thought CBF, 4cc, mookie, and chode reg were an unexplainable combination of two people.

[timvp]

I've been on the Spurstalks for a while, and have known the poster Mookie and crew for over 4 years.
But, I'm not fucking around when I say, I thought CBF, 4cc, mookie, and chode reg were an unexplainable combination of two people.

Yeah if it wasn't for my ability to check IPs, I'd believe it was one maybe two people. I've never seen a group of people agree on literally everything. And come to each other's defense every. single. time.

I mean, there are a number of people on the forum who I consider real life friends but that wouldn't stop me from ripping on them or tearing one of their takes to shreds. If Kori says something I disagree with, that won't make me change my take. (on the internets, at least :married:)

But if mockie gets in a disagreement, you can count on the Mockie Crew to come to his defense like his a wayward fawn kicking up dust around a pack of lions. It's actually quite funny.

Maybe this is the newage friendships where they don't keep score in YMCA games and don't disagree about anything and just pat each other on the back continuously to ward off any emo feelings that may arise.

But whatevah. I better slow my role before I cause a victoria city council meeting.

[timvp]

the hilarity of this thread lies in the following points:

1. The people complaining about the spurs forum and timvp getting props or whatever don't even post in the spurs forum. The only time i see mockie in the spurs forum is when he's scoffing timvp, scoffing kori ellis or trying to rile up the manu fans. I've literally never seen chode_regulator post anything about the spurs. This would be like me going to horntalk and complaining about there being too many people being mean to vince young for sucking in the nfl. Or going to neighbortalk and complaining about playing music too softly.

2. It's simply not true that everyone agrees with timvp. I can't name one person who i always agree with or who always agrees with me. I've had arguments with literally every main spurs poster on this site. The members of the mockie crew who have chimed in to defend their man act like the spurs forum is the land of kumbaya where everyone is in agreement over central takes. That's simply not the case for anyone who takes the time to actually read what's going on.

3. This one should probably be 2a but i don't feel like indenting. And this is also the most hilarious of all the points. mockie is mad because people supposedly always agree with me. But at the same time, the mockie crew has been on spurstalk for about five years and i have yet to see these six or seven dudes disagree about anything. It's like the victoria school system had one set of teachings and everyone had to learn and think the exact same way. I'd love to see one thing the mockie crew has ever disagreed about. timvp gets in more arguments in the spurs forum with his own wife in one week than the mockie crew has gotten in their entire cumulative 30-35 year history.

4. Even if it's mathematically accurate that timvp gets a prop here or there, it's not exactly surprising. That's what happens when you have 40,000 posts in a spurs forum and waste untold thousands of hours discussing the team. It's also what happens when you've been posting about the spurs on the internets for over 15 years. mockie would get his share of props too if he expanded his repertoire outside of his scoffing of timvp and all things manu. But of course that doesn't stop mockie from wanting his junior moderator assistant badge. How cute.

5. Saying the spurs forum is a "serious joke" is laughable. Sure, there is a lot of noise that you have to wade through these days but there are dozens of posters who have a disgusting amount of spurs knowledge. The noise-to-quality ratio is higher than it used to be but if you know who and what to look for, the spurs forum has never been better. Every inch of spurs basketball is covered.

6. Hmmm ... Not sure what number six should be but i'll think of something to honor avery johnson. I guess i'll just say that i actually think the mockie crew is pretty hilarious. cbf and thispego have a history of providing solid spurs takes. 4cc is a funny bra. When chode_regulator isn't getting regulated by his neighbors he too is pretty entertaining. Oh and yeah mockie is funny in most settings. Even other mockie crew members whottt, the one and only, rita2352, 4cc's sister, hunter the reckoning, allan rowe versus wade and the rest are better than average. And while they will all come into this thread to agree with and defend mockie (per terms in the victoria constitution), they know that they are fundamentally wrong. Either that or they are just blindly giving their support. I personally can't wait for whottt to enter the thread with an anti-timvp rant while mixing in a few jabs for his new enemy combatant (baseline bum). That should be a fun times.

Oh and whoever made mockie a grey poster is a genius :lmao

+1

[timvp]

Yeah if it wasn't for my ability to check IPs, I'd believe it was one maybe two people. I've never seen a group of people agree on literally everything. And come to each other's defense every. single. time.

I mean, there are a number of people on the forum who I consider real life friends but that wouldn't stop me from ripping on them or tearing one of their takes to shreds. If Kori says something I disagree with, that won't make me change my take. (on the internets, at least :married:)

But if mockie gets in a disagreement, you can count on the Mockie Crew to come to his defense like his a wayward fawn kicking up dust around a pack of lions. It's actually quite funny.

Maybe this is the newage friendships where they don't keep score in YMCA games and don't disagree about anything and just pat each other on the back continuously to ward off any emo feelings that may arise.

But whatevah. I better slow my role before I cause a victoria city council meeting.

:lmao timvp you are so great!!!! Smart, funny and a killer wit!! If you weren't married I'd let you have your way with my wife!!!!!!!

[mookie2001]

we disagree on a lot of shit

cbf lives in fucking north richland hills for some unknown reason that nobody knows and he's never explained, ever

cbf likes tori amos and tupac (i could write a 10 thread on why tupac sucks but ive been doing that since i was 14 and im tired of it)

whottt is conservative, really conservative historically

timvp is just mad because whottt aligned himself with the crew and he missed out

[mookie2001]

4cc and i got different sentences for our animal cruelty charges

that was major

he also says i owe him 150 bones



thispego likes to watch survivorman watch me survive in the wilderness and eat shit

he also sports jordans, you would never see me sport nikes or jordans
he also likes fleetwood mac



cReg drives a tahoe, and has had several tahoes over the years

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'd love to see one thing the Mockie Crew has ever disagreed about.

Not true, just look as recently as the michael jackson thread that CReg started. Mook and I see from completely different angles when it comes to UT football and basketball as well.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

They also disagree about how I don't help people move. 4cc was the latest victim and back in the day mookie threw an entire basket of pigs in blankets at me for not helping him move.


we don't see eye to eye about 4cc's webby awards either

[phyzik]

:lmao timvp you are so great!!!! Smart, funny and a killer wit!! If you weren't married I'd let you have your way with my wife!!!!!!!

+1

I totally agree, cause thats exactly what I was thinking!!

4d7XuZg5gkk

[LnGrrrR]

we have problems on this forum
people should stop the following for the common good

gray posters are culprits but everyone does it


1. Gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum


i dont usually post in the spurs forum historically, other than to scoff manu for being fragile because people dont know shit about the spurs or the game of basketball, this offseason has been pretty interesting so ive read a lot in there and its getting bad, really bad, just a thought or i have a question threads

2. Posting the lineups, rosters, depth charts

who the fuck doesnt know what the lineups are going to be??

I can do it too look




i know this is the nature of sports message board- its even funnier over on orangebloods when people try to post the basketball lineups for 2011


3. When people ask timvp spurs questions theres no way in hell he would know, like he works in the front office, or when a player will be back from injury like hes a fucking doctor.

4. People saying "+1" and "ftw"

you are an idiot if youve ever posted these more than once, what the shit is a message board for? Ftw means fuck the world by the way

we've gotten better at using sad emotocons when people die, and using imo and imho in every post, so it can be done, you can change spurstalk

5. kissing timvps ass

this is pitiful, if timvp says something on the first page of a thread in the spurs forum, like 10 people will quote him and say "+1", exactly or thats what i was thinking!, or if someone posts an lj ellis article, timvps reinventing sports writing and nobody has ever approached blogging like that before

thats why whottt is a dominant poster, historically he owns timvp

on the regular

thats what he does

we know this

6. Posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before

this is not why youtube was invented, this is not why embedding is allowed

you have heard of music before, props

nobody is impressed by your musical tastes, ive never seen any human league being boiled 1981 single youtubes

+1

[StudMuffin]

Do you guys know the muffin man?

Huh?

[Dark Gable]

black posters have bigger shlongs

+1

[Vagina]

This mookie crew reminds me of a my family reunion.

[Kori Ellis]

They also disagree about how I don't help people move. 4cc was the latest victim and back in the day mookie threw an entire basket of pigs in blankets at me for not helping him move.


we don't see eye to eye about 4cc's webby awards either

:lol That would be a sight to see.

Anyway, we are moving soon. So I guess we shoud put you on the list of people who will help us move?

[marini martini]

Whott's a MOCKIE?????:toast

[Rice]

:lol That would be a sight to see.

Anyway, we are moving soon. So I guess we shoud put you on the list of people who will help us move?

There are people that move two bedrooms for 99.00 dollars all day long, some even charge 50.00 dollars you want their numbers?

[EricB]

I've been holdin this place down since march of 2003.

[ShoogarBear]

Remember the good old days when UT was about to get their ass-kicked by a glorified LA high school and people were like oh wait we got to acknowledge UT humiliation's by spamming the board with the gay porn we've been saving on our computers (but not looking at it, not really, well not that much) just for this purpose but then VY (wish we had gay porn of him, no homo) blew our chodes and then we had to come back and say like whoo-hooo we knew it all along?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Remember the good old days when UT was about to get their ass-kicked by a glorified LA high school and people were like oh wait we got to acknowledge UT humiliation's by spamming the board with the gay porn we've been saving on our computers (but not looking at it, not really, well not that much) just for this purpose but then VY (wish we had gay porn of him, no homo) blew our chodes and then we had to come back and say like whoo-hooo we knew it all along?

It's funny because the people that know the true story (non vtown) go out of their ways to make it sound like its so much more implausible than the scenario you just painted.

I said all season UT would impail tonsils pre-rosebowl I was alluding to the upcoming Greatest Bloading of All Time...then I made a thread "calling mouse" which you might be able to find somewhere around here....we got his number....told him to make pictures of certain anonymous posters covered in "sperms" (mouse's words)....we were going to post them when we won, because that's where the humor would come from...we gave him general guidelines, but his genius was what really made them awesome, so he sent them to us the night of the game, worried as hell that we change the hosted website so timvp wouldn't get mad at him....then we posted them when we were so drunk we didn't even remember we had done it.

That's what happened. There was nothing to "know all along" except we were 95% sure we would win that game. Remember we worship Vince, we never doubted his ability to win that game for a second.
Like its so believable that we would commission mouse to make a picture of certain anonymous posters wearing USC gear, being spermed by guys wearing UT gear, if we were the ones who were going to lose (ie bukkaked). So much more plausible, indeed. :tu

Makes no sense. But you know the truth, and I know you know the truth. And those that do know, try to make it sound otherwise for the more feebler inquiring minds on the forum.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

BTW --- I think this should turn into a timvp vs mookie battle blog. Whatever happened to those anyways? They used to be pretty cool. Even that fag GiG participated (pathetically) in one of them.

[Heath Ledger]

Shit, who died and made you Queen?

+1 Spurstalk FTW

[Dr. Gonzo]

I like the Mookie Crew. But I like timvp too. I feel torn.

[J.T.]

+1

Okay, I lolled.

[J.T.]

I like the Mookie Crew. But I like timvp too. I feel torn.

Now I know what Kelly felt like when she had to pick between Zack and Slater on Saved by the Bell!

[mookie2001]

Slaterez





phyziks didnt get the joke right anyway, youre supposed to have a dre day, almost cut my hair video

[David Bowie]

we have problems on this forum
people should STOP the following for the common good

gray posters are culprits but everyone does it


1. gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum




Again, what the fuck is a gray poster? :bang

[mrsmaalox]

No. Spurstalk holds me down. And tickles me til I pee my pants :(

[thispego]

damn i missed a good thread with my lack of internets. but i think you all know where i stand on this one.

[Strike]

No. Spurstalk holds me down. And tickles me til I pee my pants :(

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

This thread rocks! Big props to Timvp and Kori for providing a forum where even the retarded can start their own topic! You two are awesome! Major props! :tu

[lil'mo]

now, everyone is holding spurstalk down tbh

[DMC]

You guys (I use that term loosely) should meet up at some SA pub and compete for the affections of the 55 year old bleach blonds. Make sure you wear your Spurs gear, and that Mouse is there so he can take lots of pics of himself for posting in the next, oh, 10 years or so as he reminisces about a time when he was almost liked.

[I. Hustle]

Why doesn't everyone just agree to meet at a pub/bar/whatever and we can all just talk shit to each other? After a few drinks of course.

[Oscar DeLa]

i don't know what is but LOL at timvp being jealous of us coming to each others defense

[Trill Clinton]

Why doesn't everyone just agree to meet at a pub/bar/whatever and we can all just talk shit to each other? After a few drinks of course.


lets meet at the jack n round on rittiman road.

[Oh, Gee!!]

rittiman, eh? isn't that area a little sketchy these days?

[Trill Clinton]

lol

[BUMP]

hi

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

hi

hi

[mouse]

You guys (I use that term loosely) Make sure that Mouse is there so he can take lots of pics of himself for posting in the next 10 years or so as he reminisces about a time when he was almost liked.

Will you join me?

[DMC]

Will you join me?

Some of us have things called "jobs" and I don't mean as security guards.

[mouse's iPhone]

You guys (I use that term loosely)Mouse is there so he can take lots of pics of himself

Oh trust me, he's doing that already. I've documented areas of his taint that no phone should.

[mouse]

Some of us have things called "jobs" and I don't mean as security guards.

is that a No?

[lil'mo]

Some of us have things called "jobs" and I don't mean as security guards.

yeah mouse! dmc has to support his baby's baby!

[DMC]

yeah mouse! dmc has to support his baby's baby!

Unlike the Victoria Taco Bell managerial syndicate my offspring's teeth didn't rot out at age 3 and they never had to wait in line at the local Doc in a Box inside the HEB.

[AussieFanKurt]

ill fly over

[lil'mo]

Unlike the Victoria Taco Bell managerial syndicate my offspring's teeth didn't rot out at age 3 and they never had to wait in line at the local Doc in a Box inside the HEB.

What about your offspring's offspring? Is your teenage daughter a good mother?

[spursncowboys]

we have problems on this forum
people should STOP the following for the common good

gray posters are culprits but everyone does it


1. gray posters starting threads in the spurs forum


i dont usually post in the spurs forum historically, other than to scoff manu for being fragile because people dont know shit about the spurs or the game of basketball, this offseason has been pretty interesting so ive read a lot in there and its getting bad, really bad, just a thought or i have a question threads

2. posting the LINEUPS, rosters, depth charts

who the fuck doesnt know what the lineups are going to be??

i can do it too look




i know this is the nature of sports message board- its even funnier over on orangebloods when people try to post the basketball lineups for 2011


3. when people ask timvp spurs questions theres no way in hell he would know, like he works in the front office, or when a player will be back from injury like hes a fucking doctor.

4. people saying "+1" and "FTW"

you are an idiot if youve ever posted these more than once, what the shit is a message board for? ftw means fuck the world by the way

we've gotten better at using sad emotocons when people die, and using IMO and IMHO in every post, so it can be done, you can change spurstalk

5. kissing timvps ass

this is pitiful, if timvp says something on the first page of a thread in the spurs forum, like 10 people will quote him and say "+1", exactly or thats what i was thinking!, or if someone posts an LJ ellis article, timvps reinventing sports writing and nobody has ever approached blogging like that before

thats why whottt is a dominant poster, historically he owns timvp

on the regular

thats what he does

we know this

6. posting youtubes of popular songs we've all heard before

this is not why youtube was invented, this is not why embedding is allowed

you have heard of music before, props

nobody is impressed by your musical tastes, ive never seen any human league being boiled 1981 single youtubes +1

[DMC]

What about your offspring's offspring? Is your teenage daughter a good mother?

I don't have a teenage daughter, but thanks for your concern.

[silverblk mystix]

Why doesn't everyone just agree to meet at a pub/bar/whatever and we can all just talk shit to each other? After a few drinks of course.


I'm there bitchez....






















and I am wearing my BONNER JERSEY!!!!!

[lil'mo]

I don't have a teenage daughter, but thanks for your concern.

She just turn 20? How old is her baby now? 4? 5?

[DMC]

She just turn 20? How old is her baby now? 4? 5?

I don't have a daughter. If you didn't have so much fatty tissue around your heart you'd get enough blood flow to your brain and you'd recall that I don't have a daughter. So how is your life at Taco Bell? Are you pumped about the Cool Ranch Dorito taco?

[DMC]

She just turn 20? How old is her baby now? 4? 5?

I don't have a daughter. If you didn't have so much fatty tissue around your heart you'd get enough blood flow to your brain and you'd recall that I don't have a daughter. So how is your life at Taco Bell? Are you pumped about the Cool Ranch Dorito taco?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/5769672304_5a8ff3ce49_b.jpg

[mavs>spurs]

Bush is a punk ass chump!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

rofl the guy in that pic isn't lil'mo but it never stops being funny :lmao

[lil'mo]

I don't have a daughter. If you didn't have so much fatty tissue around your heart you'd get enough blood flow to your brain and you'd recall that I don't have a daughter. So how is your life at Taco Bell? Are you pumped about the Cool Ranch Dorito taco?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3215/5769672304_5a8ff3ce49_b.jpg

What a dummy. Nah I was actually taking a shot in tha dark, I don't read or pay attention to you enough to know you don't have a daughter, I just caught a few posts that made it sound like you we're raising your grand kid, which is typical for parents of teenage daughters. So tell me, what are you sensitive about in your life that I can make fun of? :reading

[DMC]

What a dummy. Nah I was actually taking a shot in tha dark, I don't read or pay attention to you enough to know you don't have a daughter, I just caught a few posts that made it sound like you we're raising your grand kid, which is typical for parents of teenage daughters. So tell me, what are you sensitive about in your life that I can make fun of? :reading

Not much. I am an alpha male. Things I feel insecure about I fix, fuck or kill. Sometimes all three in no particular order.

[Captivus]

Not much. I am an alpha male. Things I feel insecure about I fix, fuck or kill. Sometimes all three in no particular order.

Fix - Kill - Fuck...:lol

[Mark919]

I'm keeping spurstalk down and I don't care.ftw.....could be worse like asking significant others heights.