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antimvp
07-16-2009, 06:01 AM
someone is losing a trailer.

SpursStalker
07-16-2009, 07:29 AM
*groan*

Phillip
07-16-2009, 08:08 AM
heh

timvp
07-16-2009, 08:21 AM
antitimvp indeed.

Taco
07-16-2009, 08:57 AM
someone is losing a trailer.

:lol

I. Hustle
07-16-2009, 09:24 AM
What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

marini martini
07-16-2009, 09:43 AM
Whats a pickpocket and a window peeker have in common?





One snatches watches, the other watches snatches.

Dex
07-16-2009, 11:28 AM
Whats a pickpocket and a window peeker have in common?





One snatches watches, the other watches snatches.

:lol

There's gotta be a Swatch joke in there somewhere.

marini martini
07-16-2009, 11:52 AM
Okay..........

What do you get when you cross a pocket snatcher and a window peeker?












A swatch!:toast

God, my head.........don't make me think this hard so early in the morning!!!:lol

tp2021
07-16-2009, 11:58 AM
God, my head......... this hard so early in the morning!!!:lol

marini martini
07-16-2009, 12:15 PM
What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Doughboy and Raggedy Ann?


a red-headed bitch with a bad yeast infection

SpursStalker
07-16-2009, 12:19 PM
What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Doughboy and Raggedy Ann?


a red-headed bitch with a bad yeast infection

:lmao :lmao

WildcardManu
07-16-2009, 12:36 PM
What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Doughboy and Raggedy Ann?


a red-headed bitch with a bad yeast infection

rofl