Trainwteck's first annual quincenera blog

[Trainwreck2100]

Ilm gonna bring the rip roaring action of mi primas celebration of 15 anos straight to your computer screens


These mariachis are really scaryand I'm counting the minutes till the bar opens

[Trainwreck2100]

Ok I'm pretty sure one of the mariacgis is gay, but the good news is the bars open!!!!!!

[Rocky Dennis]

If you can't get laid at a quincenera you will die a virgin.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

1st annual? Do you have a bunch of young relatives coming up on 15 or are you just going to start crashing these things next summer?

[Trainwreck2100]

Firstlly there was a slideshow, gaddamn I was a fat kid but that little fat kid sure had some big dreams



Secondly omfg this has turned into some fucking setup with a chick

[Dr. Gonzo]

You better get some stank on your hang low.

[Trainwreck2100]

You better get some stank on your hang low.

That's not funny I have a crisis here

[timvp]

Now or never.

[Trainwreck2100]

You better get some stank on your hang low.

No fat chicks

[David Bowie]

No fat chicks

But you are not, should I say, skinny

[Trainwreck2100]

But you are not, should I say, skinny

Fine no chickd with a bmi higher than mine.

[Trainwreck2100]

But you are not, should I say, skinny

Fine no chickd with a bmi higher than mine.



Ps fuck you

[Leetonidas]

Pick up on one of those 15 year old bitches and get laid dude. They won't know any better anyway.

[Trainwreck2100]

Dammit I missed the cha cha slide cause of this shit

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Just walk up to her and be like "Your choice baby the forehead or the stomach."

[IronMexican]

Pick up on one of those 15 year old bitches and get laid dude. They won't know any better anyway.

:tu

They're the best.

[F@#K You]

the blog stopped.. guess you fucked the fatty... or your cousin.

[jman3000]

BMI's are useless. You should do the hip to waist ratio thing instead.