Farts :) ain't it cool

[Urko]

Let's hear it! :elephant :fro :smokin

[Munchelen]

If we only had to hear it....they wouldn't be a problem!!

[Taco]

I love this ..pffrrt....Thread!!!!

[ALVAREZ6]

farts kick ass

[bigzak25]

obligatory "this thread stinks" comment...and a gift.

http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/TheDoog04/Me%20in%20Korea/FartDog.jpg



and did you know, cats don't fart.....

















http://homepages.ius.edu/JRBURGES/Cat_Puzzle.jpg

[Munchelen]

you need to meet my cat...and my brother and then you wouldn't like farts so much!

TRY HAVING A 7 FOOT 4 INCH BROTHER WALKING NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE ONLY 5 FOOT 4 INCHES.....AND HE IS CONSTANTLY FARTING!!!!
(do you realize that the only relief I get is when the wind is blowing in the opposite direction?)

His favorite place to eat is Taco Smell!!! ( i mean Bell)

[desflood]

We used to have a cat that farted constantly... blows your theory away :)

[bigzak25]

look, i just wanted an excuse to post the darn pic...don't be getting all factual with me guys n gals... :lol :p

[Shelly]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13093

[E20]

Anybody wanna hear the time I pooped my pants in fifth grade?

[Shelly]

My 12 year old can clear a room. Things die inside of him.

[tlongII]

People always like the smell of their own farts.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lol @ Shelly.


My 17-month old delivers a loud one every now and then.

He's so darn cute. He'll get this big smile and giggle a little. Cracks me up.





At what point does it quit being cute??? I imagine at 17-YEARS old a loud rip followed by a smile and giggle won't go over quite as well.

[Shelly]

Chopper, I don't know what it is. He eats the same stuff as everyone else. You know that saying "Silent is Violent"? Damn if that isn't true in his case. I've banned him from farting anywhere near me but he always manages to slip them out. Maybe I need to ground him for farting. Poor kid better not be near som fire when he lets one slip..he might blow up!

That being said, his father was banned from eating Burger King Onion Rings 20 years ago.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lmao



20 years ago? Were you some sort of child bride?

[Shelly]

nah...but we dated for 5 years before we got married. Remember, I am old.

[davi78239]

Speaking of this thread, I got some silent but deadly bombs as I speak.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

nah...but we dated for 5 years before we got married. Remember, I am old.

If you're old, that means I'm old. . .





. . .and I'm not OLD!!! :lol

[Shelly]

I believe I have two years on you, but the man is your age. Duff may think I look older, but I act like I'm 12 and to get back on topic, I think farts are hilarious!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Guys I've trained with who've been shooting the 'muscle juice' usually have the worst smelling farts in the world.

Steroids = stink beyond stink. I'm not sure why. And those aren't funny at all. . .they're sickening. Flowers really will wilt, and small animals truly will keel over if they're in the general vicinity.

Sorry, not funny, but true.

[Hook Dem]

http://img165.exs.cx/img165/7475/thatwasafart4fn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Urko]

Dog farts smell even worse then shit itself :drunk .

Even my dog goes out of the room when he farts. :lol :oops :oops :oops