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Interrohater
07-19-2009, 12:14 PM
"..and Bowen just forced a wild shot from Ginobili..."

"..and starting center is Matt Bonner.."

"...In his last game as a Spur, Tim Duncan has..."

"..mega-fan SequSpur gets a free ticket upgrade..."

"...your NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks!"

"...your NBA Champion Phoenix Suns!"

"...Dejuan Blair suspended for eating Hasheem Thabeet.."
SpursNextRomanEmpire
07-19-2009, 12:16 PM
Hahaha yeah that last one I definitely do not want to hear
jrmp317
07-19-2009, 12:24 PM
"...the Spurs have just traded Tim Duncan for..."

"...the San Antonio Spurs will begin play next season in Seattle as the Seattle Spurs..."
Interrohater
07-19-2009, 12:24 PM
the sucky thing is that one is the most likely to happen...
SA210
07-19-2009, 12:26 PM
"..and Bowen just forced a wild shot from Ginobili..."

This is the one we'll be hearing first, more than likely.

:pop::pctoss
Demo Dick Marcinko
07-19-2009, 12:57 PM
According to Stephen A Smith, RC Buford has just signed Becky Hammond in an effort to infuse some talent into the lottery bound Spurs, she will replace Tim Duncan as the starter. Terms of the contract were undisclosed.
Flux451
07-19-2009, 01:03 PM
"Derek Fisher just tipped in a buzzer beater with .3 seconds on the clock, ending the Spurs season early in the Playoffs."
ffadicted
07-19-2009, 01:04 PM
"... Ginobili with a season ending injury ..."

'nuff said
HarlemHeat37
07-19-2009, 01:05 PM
"..and Michael Finley has just set the NBA record for minutes played in a season.."..
YODA
07-19-2009, 01:07 PM
"Spurs Just sign Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Oscar Robinson and Wilt Chamberlin."
" Tim Duncan Announces retirement"
" Tim Duncan and Manu collide and are both done for the season"
" Kobe gets another ring"
" Shack gets another ring"
" The Mavs win the title"
" Kori retires"
"Timvp retires"
" Timvp says he will never do another game recap again"
Brazil
07-19-2009, 01:08 PM
"..and Michael Finley has just set the NBA record for minutes played in a season.."..

:lol

I was preparing a "... on the spurs loss friday, Finley played 35 minutes while shooting 25% from the field on 20 shoots "
EricB
07-19-2009, 01:10 PM
This is the one we'll be hearing first, more than likely.

:pop::pctoss


Yeah bring back John Lucas, that damn popovich..


Get a hobby.
Behrooz24
07-19-2009, 01:11 PM
"Spurs Just sign Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Oscar Robinson and Wilt Chamberlin."
" Tim Duncan Announces retirement"
" Tim Duncan and Manu collide and are both done for the season"
" Kobe gets another ring"
" Shack gets another ring"
" The Mavs win the title"
" Kori retires"
"Timvp retires"
" Timvp says he will never do another game recap again"

http://smiliesftw.com/x/smiley-asskiss.gif


"..and Michael Finley has just set the NBA record for minutes played in a season.."..

:lol
Russ
07-19-2009, 01:11 PM
"..and Bowen just forced a wild shot from Ginobili..."

. . . and Bowen's Spurs defeat Ginobili's Celtics for the NBA Title. :lol
Demo Dick Marcinko
07-19-2009, 01:13 PM
George Hill will retire at the end of this year after 14 productive seasons in the NBA. His replacement is slated to be Michael Finley, who had his most productive year in over a decade shooting 12% from the field, but he is a Pop and RC favorite.
45 bank shot
07-19-2009, 01:38 PM
when you quote the one about blair, is it something like this?http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g6/Big_Fat_Vixen/Lois-kills-stewie2.jpg
45 bank shot
07-19-2009, 01:39 PM
or thishttp://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g6/Big_Fat_Vixen/Lois-kills-stewie3.jpg
Muser
07-19-2009, 02:02 PM
"...your NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks!"

"...your NBA Champion Phoenix Suns!"

.



:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

You don't need to worry about readin these.
EmantheSpursFan
07-19-2009, 02:07 PM
"Ian with his 10th foul in todays playoff game" :lol
Thompson
07-19-2009, 02:14 PM
"And the Spurs defeat the Lakers in a contentious Western Conference Finals; Artest walking over to shake hands ...has concealed a mini-uzi in his shorts! Run! Run! Oh, the humanity!"
Spursfan092120
07-19-2009, 02:50 PM
At guard, in his first season as a Spur...Jasssooooonnnnn Terrrrrryyyyy
ivanfromwestwood
07-19-2009, 03:19 PM
" its so sad! poor guy.i still cant explain why the spurs were storing an anvil,ton of bricks and a piano above center court. poor coyote."
Tully365
07-19-2009, 03:24 PM
" its so sad! poor guy.i still cant explain why the spurs were storing an anvil,ton of bricks and a piano above center court. poor coyote."

:lol
Juanobili
07-19-2009, 03:32 PM
"...Tim Duncan has signed a one year deal with the Cleveland Cavaliers, STILL seeking his fifth title..."

"....Blake Griffin had 23 points while Tony Parker added 27 and 11 assists..."

"...Gregg Popovich is introduced as the new Lakers head coach today..."

"...Dejuan Blair will become the first NBA player to play in a wheelchair..."
Phenomanul
07-19-2009, 03:36 PM
The Spurs did what? They let the AT&T Center be booked for a WWF event during the playoffs? Just who do they think they are... The Nuggets?
Darkwaters
07-19-2009, 03:38 PM
:lol
The Spurs did what? They let the AT&T Center be booked for a WWF event during the playoffs? Just who do they think they are... The Nuggets?

Haha, a few years ago the Hornets booked the Wiggles during what would have been playoff time. Fortunately they didn't make the playoffs or else a lot of little children would have missed their Wiggles.
ivanfromwestwood
07-19-2009, 03:42 PM
"i cant belive jefferson tounge kissed blair during kiss cam"
Interrohater
07-19-2009, 03:43 PM
" its so sad! poor guy.i still cant explain why the spurs were storing an anvil,ton of bricks and a piano above center court. poor coyote."
:lmao

"...NBA League Pass to start at $99.99 for a 10-game pack..."

"...popular website ATDHE.NET has been shut down by the..."
ivanfromwestwood
07-19-2009, 03:44 PM
"today matt bonner was resigned for .................1,000,000,000 dollars. bbbbwwhhhhaaa haaaa haaaa
Interrohater
07-19-2009, 03:45 PM
"i cant belive jefferson tounge kissed blair during kiss cam"
:vomit:
jay014
07-19-2009, 04:04 PM
"..and Bowen just forced a wild shot from Ginobili..."

more like Ginobili injured after taking jumper and landing on Bowens foot.
Interrohater
07-19-2009, 04:15 PM
ooooh! I've got the ultimate hopefully unspoken-quote:

"...pundits are calling him a poor-man's Matt Bonner..."
mookie2001
07-19-2009, 04:22 PM
" Kori retires"
"Timvp retires"
" Timvp says he will never do another game recap again"
may god have mercy on your ass kissing soul
jag
07-19-2009, 04:47 PM
"Unable to receive any playing time during last postseason, George Hill has decided to sign with the Dallas Mavericks for the full MLE."
Ace9
07-19-2009, 04:50 PM
"Roger Mason Jr, George Hill, DeJuan Blair and Ian Mahinmi have been traded to the Los Angeles Lakers for Pau Gasol."

*Facepalm*
Libri
07-19-2009, 05:47 PM
"Peter Holt has sold the Spurs to Donald Sterling."
bishopospurs
07-19-2009, 05:53 PM
"Blair is really showing Forrest Gump like courage playing in those legs braces, but I am afraid it won't be enough to keep the lakers from winning yet another championship."

after kissing cam quote - "Jefferson with the facial!"
Sigz
07-19-2009, 06:04 PM
..."And Sequ has finally reached the urinals!"
DPG21920
07-19-2009, 06:49 PM
"From Beat Writer to Coach: The McDonald story"...
bishopospurs
07-19-2009, 06:50 PM
"From Beat Writer to Coach: The McDonald story"...
Bazzing! That was funny.:lol
sonic21
07-19-2009, 06:51 PM
"... the mavs have just swept the spurs"
SonOfAGun
07-19-2009, 07:21 PM
"The Lakers are now the first team to repeat since..."
VivaPopovich
07-19-2009, 07:28 PM
"Oh no.. Manu is down.. This isn't looking good.."

I don't think we can win without him.
timtonymanu
07-19-2009, 07:47 PM
Ginobili suffers career ending injury.
Tim Duncan's last game as a Spur
Parker traded to Lakers.
Bowen's defense leads to never ending Bucks' win over Spurs.
ChumpDumper
07-19-2009, 08:22 PM
After this summer league, I don't want to hear "beasting" anymore.