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I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:01 AM
have you been married?

18 years but last summer it's like my wife turned 18 again!
JudynTX
07-23-2009, 10:01 AM
5 yrs in October. :)
Dr. Gonzo
07-23-2009, 10:01 AM
4 months
Chingo Bling
07-23-2009, 10:04 AM
Liar.

whass jour secret? If we can bottle it and sell it we'll be milljionaires!
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:05 AM
Liar.

whass jour secret? If we can bottle it and sell it we'll be milljionaires!

He got it.
mookie2001
07-23-2009, 10:06 AM
i saw that new tv show, man i wished those women lived in my neighborhood!
spurs_fan_in_exile
07-23-2009, 10:07 AM
Four years this October.
samikeyp
07-23-2009, 10:17 AM
6 years in October.
JudynTX
07-23-2009, 10:18 AM
Who is still happily married? I am!
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:22 AM
It was a joke I don't really care. If I got married 18 years ago that would mean I got married at 11 years old.
clambake
07-23-2009, 10:22 AM
married for 28, together for 33.
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 10:22 AM
A big fat fucking ....

ZERO!!!

:D
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:26 AM
married for 28, together for 33.

Holy Shiite Muslims... you are old as funk
clambake
07-23-2009, 10:33 AM
Holy Shiite Muslims... you are old as funk

i was thinking about your age and it dawned on me that i have a corn on my foot that just turned 30 :lol
JoeChalupa
07-23-2009, 10:34 AM
I didn't get the joke but we've been married 12 yrs been together for 15. I love it!!
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:35 AM
i was thinking about your age and it dawned on me that i have a corn on my foot that just turned 30 :lol

I found your pic from ten years ago.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/09/article-1053771-02957E6E00000578-669_468x616.jpg
JoeChalupa
07-23-2009, 10:35 AM
:lol
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:36 AM
I didn't get the joke but we've been married 12 yrs been together for 15. I love it!!

On the ticket 760 they always play a commercial for the Adult Video Megaplexxx
clambake
07-23-2009, 10:37 AM
I found your pic from ten years ago.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/09/article-1053771-02957E6E00000578-669_468x616.jpg

i still have that tie :lol
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:40 AM
i still have that tie :lol

It looks good on you.
sonic21
07-23-2009, 10:41 AM
Zero
marini martini
07-23-2009, 10:43 AM
A big fat fucking ....

ZERO!!!

:D


:lmao
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 10:50 AM
:lmao

Shut up and go make me a sangwich
marini martini
07-23-2009, 10:53 AM
Shut up and go make me a sangwich

See.......... that's why your first wife turned in to a lesbian!!!:toast
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 11:12 AM
See.......... that's why your first wife turned in to a lesbian!!!:toast

:lol

that freakin lesbo whore bitch skank.


Seriously though where is my sangwich
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 11:17 AM
See.......... that's why your first wife turned in to a lesbian!!!:toast

:lmao
Bender
07-23-2009, 11:18 AM
married for 28, together for 33.wow!!

me, going on 17yrs, together for around 19
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 11:25 AM
:lmao

She gets the sangwich and you go buy the chips and beer!!

and that bitch better not put mayo in my sangwich again!
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 11:27 AM
She gets the sangwich and you go buy the chips and beer!!

and that bitch better not put mayo in my sangwich again!

I got your chips and beer right here ...

Bitch!

:D
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 11:28 AM
wow!!

me, going on 17yrs, together for around 19

Another old fart
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 11:29 AM
I got your chips and beer right here ...

Bitch!

:D

:lol
Bro'Man
07-23-2009, 11:32 AM
sammiches?
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 11:34 AM
:lol

:hungry:
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 11:37 AM
has this been going on
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 11:38 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/how-long-till-coconuts.jpg
mrsmaalox
07-23-2009, 11:41 AM
See.......... that's why your first wife turned in to a lesbian!!!:toast

Poor Hustle will never learn....don't ever tell anyone here anything :lol
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 11:44 AM
Poor Hustle will never learn....don't ever tell anyone here anything :lol

You mean it's true?

:lmao
Strike
07-23-2009, 12:22 PM
Married in 2000. Seperated since April. Filing for divorce soon. It's my own fault. I knew she was a nut when I married her but I did it anyway. Live and learn.

Congratulations to those of you who are happily married.
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 12:54 PM
Poor Hustle will never learn....don't ever tell anyone here anything :lol

Why not? It's not like she isn't a lesbonaut. I didn't scratch my face up and play guitar hero in my basement bedroom all night or fight with my parents about it or anything.
mrsmaalox
07-23-2009, 12:57 PM
Why not? It's not like she isn't a lesbonaut. I didn't scratch my face up and play guitar hero in my basement bedroom all night or fight with my parents about it or anything.

You're baaad :lol
Chingo Bling
07-23-2009, 01:01 PM
Why not? It's not like she isn't a lesbonaut. I didn't scratch my face up and play guitar hero in my basement bedroom all night or fight with my parents about it or anything.

Did jou wash her with another puta? Did che ever let jou have a threesomes?

Or was che a butsh lesbo and you are a little vato that gess puched around? Che didn't stick anything in jour culo did che? Ay guey!
marini martini
07-23-2009, 01:27 PM
Why not? It's not like she isn't a lesbonaut. I didn't scratch my face up and play guitar hero in my basement bedroom all night or fight with my parents about it or anything.


You're baaad :lol

Funny and bad = not a real bad thing!!!:toast


Did jou wash her with another puta? Did che ever let jou have a threesomes?

Or was che a butsh lesbo and you are a little vato that gess puched around? Che didn't stick anything in jour culo did che? Ay guey!

See above^^^^!:lmao
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 01:30 PM
One would think that being with a lesbo would have perks but no Chingo I was never offered to have something stuck into my "culo". MAS PUTO que la chingada!
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 01:32 PM
One would think that being with a lesbo would have perks but no Chingo I was never offered to have something stuck into my "culo". MAS PUTO que la chingada!

Such a potty mouth ...

:lol
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 01:33 PM
http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/f/1402.jpg
SpursStalker
07-23-2009, 01:40 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/GotMilk.jpg
Silver21_Black20
07-23-2009, 01:40 PM
4 months

4 months and 10 days :D
marini martini
07-23-2009, 01:43 PM
4 months


4 months and 10 days :D

How sweet.........congratulations!:toast



30 years for me next month!!!:married:
jaffies
07-23-2009, 01:47 PM
has this been going on

finally, someone said it.
Chingo Bling
07-23-2009, 01:48 PM
How sweet.........congratulations!:toast



30 years for me next month!!!:married:

30 anos?!

Hay muchos pinches viejitos aqui.
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 02:51 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
marini martini
07-23-2009, 02:58 PM
30 anos?!

Hay muchos pinches viejitos aqui.

Gracias Whott!!!:toast
marini martini
07-23-2009, 03:01 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

You need to quit listening to the ticket!!! Your original shit is much funnier!:toast

Pint!!!! WTF????...............:lmao
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 03:03 PM
You need to quit listening to the ticket!!! Your original shit is much funnier!:toast

Pint!!!! WTF????...............:lmao

That was a joke that a coworker just told me. She is actually from England so it kind of worked with her saying it.
marini martini
07-23-2009, 03:07 PM
That was a joke that a coworker just told me. She is actually from England so it kind of worked with her saying it.

Well goody for her!:toast

It sure didn't work out for you too much!!!:lmao
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 03:12 PM
Well goody for her!:toast

It sure didn't work out for you too much!!!:lmao

Bollocks!
Bender
07-23-2009, 03:27 PM
that would be "bollocks"
I. Hustle
07-23-2009, 03:30 PM
That's what I said
Chingo Bling
07-23-2009, 04:20 PM
is the dong that the lesbo chuved up Hustle's culo?
mookie2001
07-23-2009, 04:28 PM
one time i was at buffalo wild wings and all these dudes kept coming and asking for toothpicks, the manager told him they could take one for free then they left, then after about 5 guys and 5 more toothpicks, a guy came in asking for a straw, then went outside to join the crowd, after they gave out more straws the manager was like -what the shit is going on out there?

some guy was like- some dude just threw up and all the chunks are gone
PuttPutt
07-23-2009, 09:29 PM
back on subject.....

8 years & a couple of days, (july 20)

same day my folks & my grandparents got married.