Official Dallas Cowboys sucks chodes thread

[J.T.]

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[J.T.]

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[J.T.]

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[J.T.]

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[samikeyp]

Bored, JT? :)

[Spursfan092120]

wow...that's actually very impressive JT..lol...

[J.T.]

Bored, JT? :)

Yeah

But a "lol, cowboys" in :lmao 's was long overdue in this thread.

[badfish22]

Figures you would be posting in this thread.
The Cowboys consume your life.

[samikeyp]

Yeah

But a "lol, cowboys" in :lmao 's was long overdue in this thread.

Very creative. :toast

[J.T.]

Figures you would be posting in this thread.
The Cowboys consume your life.

Who the fuck are you again?

It's hard to keep track of all the candy ass faggot Cowboy fans on this forum.

[badfish22]

Who the fuck are you again?

It's hard to keep track of all the candy ass faggot Cowboy fans on this forum.

I know you probably are trying to keep track of all of us. Writing about us in some messed up "anti-cowboy" journal you have. Really dude, your obsession with the cowboys is scary.

[symple19]

JT deserves a Spur for that shit.

lol cowboys

[Spursfan092120]

Who the fuck are you again?

It's hard to keep track of all the candy ass faggot Cowboy fans on this forum.
JT...hittin hard with the trollin tonight. :toast

[benefactor]

lol, nice.

[ATRAIN]

hahaha

[LOL texans]

lol cowboys

[kamikazi_player]

JT deserves a Spur for that shit.

lol cowboys
lol 3-4

[Spursfan092120]

as much as I hate to say it, that was pretty fucking creative, JT...lol

[Will Hunting]

I'm not to surprised how long this thread I created is given the amount of chode sucking in Cowboy land there is to be discussed.

[symple19]

I'm not to surprised how long this thread I created is given the amount of chode sucking in Cowboy land there is to be discussed.

rofl - your brilliance is almighty

lol cowchodes

[Spursfan092120]

rofl - your brilliance is almighty

lol cowchodes
I guess as long as kamikazi continues to be trolled, you shall continue. :toast

[to21]

I'm not to surprised how long this thread I created is given the amount of chode sucking in Cowboy land there is to be discussed.Yoda, is that you?

[LOL@MavsFan]

lol cowboys


LOL bandwagoning fans:lmao

[LOL@MavsFan]

Wow J.T. is beyond a troll...he's like an ogre or something.

[Will Hunting]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[Will Hunting]

lol Cowboys

[symple19]

As sure as the days grow short, and the nights grow long and cold, the Cowboys begin their
inexorable slide toward winter. December lurks, waiting like a reaper to make Cowboy fans weep and wallow. Oh the humanity! Oh the LOL COWBOYS!!!

[kamikazi_player]

As sure as the days grow short, and the nights grow long and cold, the Cowboys begin their
inexorable slide toward winter. December lurks, waiting like a reaper to make Cowboy fans weep and wallow. Oh the humanity! Oh the LOL COWBOYS!!!

lol 4-5

[benefactor]

The Cowboys will be 11-5.

I said it before game 1 and I'll continue to say it till they prove me wrong.

but I do like their improvements recently.

THEY DEFINITELY LOOK BETTER
lol looking better
lol 7 points
lol Cowboys

[LOL texans]

^ lol texan fan....nothing like texan fan living vicariously through other teams beating the Cowboys :lmao...stupid texan fan doesn't realize when they suck more.

Oh...and LOL cowboys!

[cherylsteele]

As long as Wade Phillips is coach, the cowboys are going nowhere.
I hated it when they signed him because he has done the same type of coaching job at all the other places he has been.

[James David Manning]

Sons right after church I was

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[Mormon Jazz Fan]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

[Fpoonsie]

Pretty much.

[sigh]

[slick'81]

this december is shaping up to be an epic fail for the cowboys im calling 1-4 and looks like another 9-7 season without the playoffs

[LakerHater]

No...for you as a Giants fan playing Dallas..its "Ahh...December" as in its a good thing...for us Dallas fans its "Aww, December" as in...here we go again!

:lol

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/4.gif

[Will Hunting]

LMAO Cowboys 0-2 in their glory month of December

[symple19]

:lmao cowgirls

[Ed Lover]

Cowboys? C'mon son!!!

[LakerHater]

Shaun Suisham

[Alex Jones]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/vike-tom9.jpg

[silverspur50]

The new england patriots with coach bilicheat did not make the playoffs either!!!

[ATRAIN]

lol

[samikeyp]

This is what happens when I leave town and don't put up the official game thread. :bang :bang

:lol

Enough with the excuses already...Dallas got their taints kicked in today. I don't like it but I am not going to start whining about it. Good season, they took some necessary steps but now you move forward. :toast

[mojorizen7]

Bless this thread.
:toast

[symple19]

bumpity bump

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t265/kbartler/colorado/fuckthecowboys.jpg

[Goran Dragic]

I think we need a new sucks chode thread since Cowboyfan has their own gay little thread. I'll let you do the honors symple.

[Spursfan092120]

I think we need a new sucks chode thread since Cowboyfan has their own gay little thread. I'll let you do the honors symple.
lol people who talk more about teams they hate than their favorite team...

[Goran Dragic]

lol people who post in a thread that makes fun of their favorite team

[Spursfan092120]

lol people who talk more about teams they hate than their favorite team...

[Goran Dragic]

lol people who post in a thread that makes fun of their favorite team

[mookie2001]

personally im not a cowboys man myself

cant stand them

[benefactor]

I was thinking about this thread the other day. Nice bump.

[benefactor]

Oh yeah, almost forgot....

lol Cowboys

[Roddy Beaubois]

cowboys are america's team


+1

[Goran Dragic]

lol cowboys

[Spursfan092120]

lol cowboys
says the Cardinals fan

[Goran Dragic]

says the Cardinals fan


lol Cowboys

[symple19]

I think we need a new sucks chode thread since Cowboyfan has their own gay little thread. I'll let you do the honors symple.

Done, good sir

[mookie2001]

i agree with scarffing the cowgirls on the regular, i mean they deserve it

but i cannot and will not support "lol anything

its beyond tired and hackneyed and i believe its a blight on this board

[symple19]

i agree with scarffing the cowgirls on the regular, i mean they deserve it

but i cannot and will not support "lol anything

its beyond tired and hackneyed and i believe its a blight on this board

noted, however it puts the girls on an even keel with UTSA, where they rightfully belong

[mookie2001]

it makes too much of a bold cultural statement, its like the confederate flag, yeah its your right and you might not actually be an ignorant racist, it just tells everyone that you are

[symple19]

it makes too much of a bold cultural statement, its like the confederate flag, yeah its your right and you might not actually be an ignorant racist, it just tells everyone that you are

fair enough

[easy7]

Fuck the cowboys and all their homers at ticket 760.

[Spursfan092120]

Fuck the cowboys and all their homers at ticket 760.
Dallas has the most talent in the NFC this year..you can't deny that. They just seem to have a problem getting their heads out of their asses.

[BUMP]

Dallas has the most talent in the NFC this year..you can't deny that. They just seem to have a problem getting their heads out of their asses.

I still think its Minny if Favre comes back

Our only real significant move this offseason was Dez Bryant and he alone, unproven for now, doesn't make us the most talented team in the NFC

[Da Boys Da Best]

I still think its Minny if Favre comes back

Our only real significant move this offseason was Dez Bryant and he alone, unproven for now, doesn't make us the most talented team in the NFC

LMAO

And you call yourself a fan! Dez Bryant isn't unproven. He raped all those bitch asses in the NCAA week in and week motha fuckin' out. He was owning so many people the NCAA turned into a bunch of haters and suspended him for some weak ass shit.

The Cowboys don't only have the best talent in the NFC, they have the most talent in the entire NFL. There is no other team that can compete with God's team. GOD CREATED THE COWBOYS and they are the GREATEST NFL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BITCH ASS PLANET!

[BUMP]

LMAO

And you call yourself a fan! Dez Bryant isn't unproven. He raped all those bitch asses in the NCAA week in and week motha fuckin' out. He was owning so many people the NCAA turned into a bunch of haters and suspended him for some weak ass shit.

The Cowboys don't only have the best talent in the NFC, they have the most talent in the entire NFL. There is no other team that can compete with God's team. GOD CREATED THE COWBOYS and they are the GREATEST NFL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BITCH ASS PLANET!

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I'm sorry oh wise one. I didn't mean it, I was only joking. Please forgive me :pray

[Spursfan092120]

:worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:

I'm sorry oh wise one. I didn't mean it, I was only joking. Please forgive me :pray
:lol

[LOL@MavsFan]

lol mavs

[benefactor]

CBA done. Appropriate threads should be in their appropriate place.

lol Cowboys

[dirk4mvp]

some pretty prime 90210 ITT

[HomerFan092120]

lol at you haters.....just making us relevant as always :toast

Can't wait to see America's Team back in action.....i know it's a little early but.....super bowl champions....yeah i said it......after the extreme drought Texas has gone through, we're the ones that deserve it nobody else.....it would be very classy if Goodell just automatically gave us the title every year because of what we've had to endure but his ego is way too big to do that

[symple19]

good times, good times

[Spursfan092120]

some pretty prime 90210 ITT

I will say, looking back at this thread, I did act like a bit of a homer, tbh...

[Spursfan092120]

lol at you haters.....just making us relevant as always :toast

Can't wait to see America's Team back in action.....i know it's a little early but.....super bowl champions....yeah i said it......after the extreme drought Texas has gone through, we're the ones that deserve it nobody else.....it would be very classy if Goodell just automatically gave us the title every year because of what we've had to endure but his ego is way too big to do that

9/10....this was a good one..impressive...but you need to change the avatar.

[Axe Murderer]

LMAO

And you call yourself a fan! Dez Bryant isn't unproven. He raped all those bitch asses in the NCAA week in and week motha fuckin' out. He was owning so many people the NCAA turned into a bunch of haters and suspended him for some weak ass shit.

The Cowboys don't only have the best talent in the NFC, they have the most talent in the entire NFL. There is no other team that can compete with God's team. GOD CREATED THE COWBOYS and they are the GREATEST NFL TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BITCH ASS PLANET!

tbh this poster/troll needs to come back

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

it makes too much of a bold cultural statement, its like the confederate flag, yeah its your right and you might not actually be an ignorant racist, it just tells everyone that you are
lol shitty version of ducks

[Blake]

I will say, looking back at this thread, I did act like a bit of a homer, tbh...

still do, tbh

[Spursfan092120]

still do, tbh

Is it hard to read with your head up your ass?

[Blake]

Is it hard to read with your head up your ass?

You just posted a homerific post in the NBA forum last night.

I guess it's not that hard for you to type while hugging nuts.

[Spursfan092120]

You just posted a homerific post in the NBA forum last night.

I guess it's not that hard for you to type while hugging nuts.

wtf did I post that was "homerific" last night?

[Blake]

Sooo...me saying that I think David was better than Dirk is nuthuggery? It's called an opinion. So anytime anyone has an opinion that one person is better than another they're nuthugging? So me saying Jordan is better than Kobe is me nuthugging Jordan? I'm only asking because your concept of this term seems to be completely different from everyone else. I guess everyone in here who says David was better than Dirk is a nuthugger too? Get a life, Blake..and while you're at it, get that big fucking stick out of your ass.

[Spursfan092120]

Sooo...me saying that I think David was better than Dirk is nuthuggery? It's called an opinion. So anytime anyone has an opinion that one person is better than another they're nuthugging? So me saying Jordan is better than Kobe is me nuthugging Jordan? I'm only asking because your concept of this term seems to be completely different from everyone else. I guess everyone in here who says David was better than Dirk is a nuthugger too? Get a life, Blake..and while you're at it, get that big fucking stick out of your ass.
yep..that's what I said...your point?

[Blake]

yep..that's what I said...your point?


I did act like a bit of a homer, tbh...


still do, tbh

You just posted a homerific post in the NBA forum last night.



wtf did I post that was "homerific" last night?


Robinson played against tougher competition, imo...and if I'm comparing two of the best players, the first thing I'm going to look at is who was the bigger difference maker on both sides. Dirk has a little bit better offense, but David was MUCH better on defense. So my answer is David.

[symple19]

bump

[benefactor]

Quality thread tbh.

[J.T.]

tbh "Teams with more Super Bowls than the Colts" needs a bump too