Only in Texas.

[tlongII]

In Austin, Texas, accused bank robber Adam Martin, 38, acting as his own lawyer, inexplicably called his brother Michael as a character witness and then, even though he knew that Michael had already pleaded guilty to being Adam's partner on four robberies, asked if Michael had ever committed any crimes. Michael responded, "Yeah. You were with me on four different bank robberies, Adam. You know that."

[iminlakerland]

Wow what a genius :spin

[SAmikeyp]

20 million people in this state and only the yahoos make the news. Never fails. It was like when the Shuttle went down...the only people who got interviewed were the ones saying "well, I heard sumptin in my yard then my cousin Cletus called me and said "hey Skeeter, yew gots a chunk a shuttle back there" oy. :rolleyes

[bigzak25]

"permission to treat the witness as hostile, your honor?"

granted....


"you backstabbin sumbitch"

[Betsy]

Doaaahhhhhhhh! Homer!!

http://www.simpsonscrazy.com/homer/31.gif

[T Park Num 9]

Should we start dragging out the "Only in Oregon" BS?


talk about a shithole.


Nor Cal UP total wasteland.

Sans Seattle.

[KoriEllis]

Oregon is beautiful, so is just about everywhere else above NoCal all the way to Vancouver.

:wtf

In reference to this thread, was the guy retarded or just stupid?

[SpursWoman]

Stupid?

[travis2]

Terminally...

[TastesLikeChicken]

And don't get TPark started on the Caymans, those garbage collecting mounds of dirt.

[SpursWoman]

That joke would have been funny about a week ago, TLC. :shock

[Guru of Nothing]

Should we start dragging out the "Only in Oregon" BS?

talk about a shithole.

Nor Cal UP total wasteland.

Sans Seattle.

TPark, once you go beaver, you never go back.

[TastesLikeChicken]

I'm talking pre-cane season

You don't want to know his comments about post Ivan Cayman

[CrazyOne]

To borrow a phrase from a former co-worker:

"Some people are just too stupid to let live."