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JoeChalupa
07-31-2009, 10:46 AM
Just seems a little too odd for me.

http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Personal-Urns-c109.html
http://www.cremationsolutions.com/mc_images/category/image/IMG_0030web2.jpg

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I know my family loves me but I don't think they'd want to see my face hanging around all the time.

mrsmaalox
07-31-2009, 10:48 AM
Joe just get a Spiderman one :tu

JudynTX
07-31-2009, 10:48 AM
I'm buying an urn (in the shape of a cat) for Patches when she goes to kitty heaven. :)

But that ^^ is too weird. :wow

Viva Las Espuelas
07-31-2009, 10:51 AM
"just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!"

easjer
07-31-2009, 10:56 AM
The cut around the head creeps me the hell out.

As if it weren't creepy enough.

mrsmaalox
07-31-2009, 10:59 AM
I'm buying an urn (in the shape of a cat) for Patches when she goes to kitty heaven. :)

But that ^^ is too weird. :wow

No, dear, this is what you need:

http://www.pet-gems.com/

z0sa
07-31-2009, 11:00 AM
this is one of the coolest things ive ever seen

SpursWoman
07-31-2009, 11:02 AM
My mom is in an urn that sits in a velvet box ... which is good enough for me.

That head just creeps me the hell out. :td

JoeChalupa
07-31-2009, 11:09 AM
The cut around the head creeps me the hell out.

As if it weren't creepy enough.

yeah, it reminded me of this. Sorry if I gross you out.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2065/2142816794_cf2204663b.jpg

Taco
07-31-2009, 11:18 AM
that just creepy

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-31-2009, 11:55 AM
The cut around the head creeps me the hell out.

As if it weren't creepy enough.

If you should go before me I'll get like three or four of these for use in the kitchen. That way I'll think of you every time I need flour or sugar.

Kermit
07-31-2009, 12:37 PM
"just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!"

http://www.theimaginaryworld.com/tic191.jpg

JudynTX
07-31-2009, 12:39 PM
No, dear, this is what you need:

http://www.pet-gems.com/

:wow OMG....now I've seen everything.

Dex
07-31-2009, 12:39 PM
"just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!"

:tu

"This is our most modestly priced receptacle"

Viva Las Espuelas
07-31-2009, 12:41 PM
:tu

"This is our most modestly priced receptacle"

"we're scattering the f'n ashes!!!!!!!"

tlongII
07-31-2009, 12:45 PM
I'm going to put my girlfriend's ashes in an urn that looks like this...

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/3621-000020.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=910C62E22B9F47AA77F796B18B9A5EC8DAE18739B055216D DE1FC1A177D863D9E30A760B0D811297

Kermit
07-31-2009, 12:45 PM
"we're scattering the f'n ashes!!!!!!!"

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince

METALMiKE
07-31-2009, 12:47 PM
reminds me of the living heads in those jars in Futurama.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5035/algoreonfuturamazh0.jpg

hopefully this ^ is the next step in the process!

Viva Las Espuelas
07-31-2009, 12:47 PM
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v2TZw1Bq0UA/RyiK7FgXQUI/AAAAAAAAApw/Yj4R4UbsBnM/s400/big-lebowski-ashes.jpg

JudynTX
07-31-2009, 12:48 PM
I'm going to put my girlfriend's ashes in an urn that looks like this...

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/3621-000020.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=910C62E22B9F47AA77F796B18B9A5EC8DAE18739B055216D DE1FC1A177D863D9E30A760B0D811297

THAT is your girlfriend.

JoeChalupa
07-31-2009, 12:59 PM
I wonder if Mr.T will use this for his urn.

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/cookiejar2_sm.jpg

dimsah
07-31-2009, 01:09 PM
http://www.cremationsolutions.com/mc_images/category/image/IMG_0030web2.jpg

Why does it look surprised? Was the picture they used to make this the moment before he got hit by a bus?

CosmicCowboy
07-31-2009, 01:18 PM
"just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!"

:lmao No shit!

I paid for my father in laws cremation and service etc. The guy at the funeral home was totaling up the bill (before they did anything) and he had $300 in there for an urn. I was like..."What the FUCK? THREE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING JAR???????? How much is a FUCKING cardboard box?"

bigzak25
07-31-2009, 01:34 PM
i'd keep my smoke in it! :smokin

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/inburrito/mousehead.jpg

JudynTX
07-31-2009, 01:35 PM
i'd keep my smoke in it! :smokin

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/inburrito/mousehead.jpg

:lmao :lmao

RashoFan
07-31-2009, 02:09 PM
I'm going to put my girlfriend's ashes in an urn that looks like this...

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/3621-000020.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=910C62E22B9F47AA77F796B18B9A5EC8DAE18739B055216D DE1FC1A177D863D9E30A760B0D811297


THAT is your girlfriend.


i'd keep my smoke in it! :smokin

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/inburrito/mousehead.jpg

:lmaoX INFINITY!

easjer
07-31-2009, 02:12 PM
If you should go before me I'll get like three or four of these for use in the kitchen. That way I'll think of you every time I need flour or sugar.

How . . . sweet.

But I thought you were going to have me stuffed like a bear?

pkbpkb81
07-31-2009, 02:16 PM
I am going to get one of me and tell my wife to put somewhere that it looks right at the bed lol

JoeChalupa
07-31-2009, 02:25 PM
i'd keep my smoke in it! :smokin

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/inburrito/mousehead.jpg

You beat me to it. :tu :lol

spurster
07-31-2009, 02:44 PM
Joe, be sure to let us know how it works out for you.

ComfortablyNumb
07-31-2009, 02:48 PM
I wonder if they would make me one in the shape of my wife's ass.

Strike
07-31-2009, 02:53 PM
I'm going to put my girlfriend's ashes in an urn that looks like this...

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/3621-000020.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=910C62E22B9F47AA77F796B18B9A5EC8DAE18739B055216D DE1FC1A177D863D9E30A760B0D811297

You're going to cremate your current blow up doll and place the ashes in a new blow up doll?

Huh. To each his own, I guess.

angel_luv
07-31-2009, 07:32 PM
If you should go before me I'll get like three or four of these for use in the kitchen. That way I'll think of you every time I need flour or sugar.

:lol :lol

You are too funny!