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SKINNYPIMP210
08-05-2009, 11:42 AM
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

This site cracks me up! They got some funny shit on here, reminds me of the days when I use to go out all the time and then I look at my phone in the morning like "the fuck?" There would be like 20 text to random friends. I wouldn't even remember sending text to those people! :toast
manufan10
08-05-2009, 01:09 PM
(925): is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

:lol
manufan10
08-05-2009, 01:13 PM
(208): Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"

:lmao


(905): Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

:lol
Viva Las Espuelas
08-05-2009, 01:30 PM
deja vu?
CosmicCowboy
08-05-2009, 01:37 PM
(267): Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(


Manny? Is that you?
CosmicCowboy
08-05-2009, 02:01 PM
(323): You know you want to come over later
(1-323) 1:27a: Um no
(1-323) 1:45a: Maybe
(1-323) 2:05a: Probably
(1-323) 2:38a: I'm outside, let me in

:lmao
mardigan
08-05-2009, 02:09 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125501&highlight=texts+night
manufan10
08-05-2009, 02:27 PM
(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

:lol
manufan10
08-05-2009, 02:28 PM
(972): i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
(817): Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
(972): ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.

:tu
manufan10
08-05-2009, 02:31 PM
(614): this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had


:lmao
PM5K
08-05-2009, 02:34 PM
Lolz.....
manufan10
08-05-2009, 02:34 PM
(604): I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

:wow

:lmao
manufan10
08-05-2009, 02:49 PM
(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

OMG.. :lol
manufan10
08-05-2009, 02:50 PM
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him

No way a dad did that..
CosmicCowboy
08-05-2009, 02:55 PM
313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a penis light saber.

:lol
CosmicCowboy
08-05-2009, 03:09 PM
(602): where are you
(303): in your bedroom
(602): how did you get in
(303): your wife…
(602): WTF

:wow
CosmicCowboy
08-05-2009, 03:10 PM
(313): I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
(1-313): restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

:lmao
manufan10
08-05-2009, 03:21 PM
313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a penis light saber.

:lol

:lmao
JudynTX
08-05-2009, 03:23 PM
I don't believe all of those. Some gotta be BS. :lol
SKINNYPIMP210
08-05-2009, 03:45 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=125501&highlight=texts+night

Shit I figured some one already posted on this, it's been out for a little while.
CosmicCowboy
08-05-2009, 04:12 PM
(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
(1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this.
(440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p>

:lmao
bigzak25
08-05-2009, 04:50 PM
313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a penis light saber.

:lol

Ky5u6vm44ak

start @ 3:30.
manufan10
08-05-2009, 07:01 PM
(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
(1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this.
(440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p>

:lmao

:lol
exstatic
08-05-2009, 10:21 PM
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.

:lmao
manufan10
08-05-2009, 10:27 PM
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.

:lmao

:lmao

It is true.
CuckingFunt
08-06-2009, 04:41 PM
(405): the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
(972): please tell me you have proof of this