why do the mavs team suck so bad

[23LeBronJames23]

i mean they got alot of talent.
Dirk (1 time MVP)
kidd (top 10 PG i guess)
jason terry(constitant 3pt shooter)
Howard( overall good player)

[BadOdor]

why did the cavs almost get swept by the magic despite having the best regular season record?

[23LeBronJames23]

why did the cavs almost get swept by the magic despite having the best regular season record?

because "Big Z" cant play D and he shoot 3s when he a damn C

[BadOdor]

because "Big Z" cant play D and shoot 3s

or maybe it's because queen james isn't good enough?:depressed

[Culburn369]

why did the cavs almost get swept by the magic despite having the best regular season record?

Because James (like the Spurs) wasn't sure the outcome was preordained so he hesistated and the Magic beat him like a drum.

[lefty]

i mean they got alot of talent.
Dirk (1 time MVP)
kidd (top 10 PG i guess)
jason terry(constitant 3pt shooter)
Howard( overall good player)
Chokers : check

Wife beaters: check

Bike beaters: check

Softies: check

Overrated players: check

Head coaches that are very good, but don't have championship pedigree: check

Mark Cuban: check

[BadOdor]

Chokers : check

Wife beaters: check

Bike beaters: check

Softies: check

Overrated players: check

Head coaches that are very good, but don't have championship pedigree: check

Mark Cuban: check

Good enough to beat the spurs though:toast

[lefty]

Good enough to beat the spurs though:toast
well, they have no ring yet :D

[23LeBronJames23]

or maybe it's because queen james isn't good enough?:depressed

Averaging 35ppg 7apg 9rpg 51% FG u call that not good enough.
wtf is supposed to average 50ppg 15apg 15rpg 70% FG

[lefty]

Is that the secret recipe for beating the Spurs?
Bite me :lol

[23LeBronJames23]

Chokers : check

Wife beaters: check

Bike beaters: check

Softies: check

Overrated players: check

Head coaches that are very good, but don't have championship pedigree: check

Mark Cuban: check

:lmao :rollin :lmao

[Culburn369]

Bite me :lol

Lefty is the goods.:toast

[lefty]

Lefty is the goods.:toast
:toast

[spursfan1000]

or maybe it's because queen james isn't good enough?:depressed


Why do you refuse to act with common decency?

[spursfaninla]

the secret recipe to beating the Spurs is having one of our three best players injured...that would do it.

[Rogue]

i mean they got alot of talent.
Dirk (1 time MVP)
kidd (top 10 PG i guess)
jason terry(constitant 3pt shooter)
Howard( overall good player)
Although you appear as a cavs fan which is not a typical identity of an idiot, your clumsy comprehensions and idiotic view points all reveal what kind of idiot you are. And it's open secret the Cavs team is partially owned by a greedy merchant whose pathetic hometown is also the place where you live, it is sad yet seems really inevitable for the cavs fans to take over the notoriety the Rockets fans have been living with.

[MavDynasty]

the secret recipe to beating the Spurs is having one of our three best players injured...that would do it.

lol jho dropping 28 pts on spurs ass on 2 bum ankles

lol jj barea turning into magic

lol basshole making shots from top of backboard

[lefty]

lol jho dropping 28 pts on spurs ass on 2 bum ankles

lol jj barea turning into magic

lol basshole making shots from top of backboard
Lol Heat and Warriors

[MavDynasty]

lol hide through other teams

[lefty]

lol hide through other teams
Lol 4 rings to nothing

[Findog]

Lol Heat and Warriors

lol Spurs fans talking smack to Mav fans right after they got their asses beat down in the playoffs.

Dude, a little modesty is in order. So you went and picked up a gay guy in Milwaukee. Let's wait until the season plays out first, mmkay?

[23LeBronJames23]

Lol 4 rings to nothing

lol he got owned

[Findog]

lol he got owned

You're literally the dumbest poster on here, and that's saying something.

[Rogue]

Lol 4 rings to nothing
cuatro anillos, puta. Vd taberis no mierda de la juga.

[lefty]

lol Spurs fans talking smack to Mav fans right after they got their asses beat down in the playoffs.

Dude, a little modesty is in order. So you went and picked up a gay guy in Milwaukee. Let's wait until the season plays out first, mmkay?
He is gay, but still got more cojones than the entire Mav team.

At least, he went to the Finals for 2 consecutive years :lol

[manufan10]

You're literally the dumbest poster on here, and that's saying something.

I think tacker or KBP may have something to say about that. :D

[Rogue]

You're literally the dumbest poster on here, and that's saying something.
Exactly his stupidity says much more than his words do.

[lefty]

cuatro anillos, puta. Vd taberis no mierda de la juga.
Burritos tacos enchiladas sombrero

[BRHornet45]

sons there is no need for all this hate towards each others teams. just sit back, get drunk, and enjoy watching the regular season. you should all know by now that whenever playoff time comes around, that shit is predetermined. hell sons ... the WWE writes the majority of the NBA's story lines. god bless

[Rogue]

I think tacker or KBP may have something to say about that. :D
la ingles de KBP es bueno, y tacker es bueno tambien en ingles. en comparicion para la idiota 23lebronjames23.

[MavDynasty]

He is gay, but still got more cojones than the entire Mav team.

At least, he went to the Finals for 2 consecutive years :lol

Glad to know you support the gay! :lmao
Damn, what kind of fag are you?

[23LeBronJames23]

Exactly his stupidity says much more than what his words do.

wtf u know about me u faggot ass bitch that always sucks a 7ft 2 Dick

[lefty]

Glad to know you support the gay! :lmao
Damn, what kind of fag are you?
Damn, it took you that long to come back with something so uninspired?
Uninspired ! THAT's why Mavs have no title

[Findog]

He is gay, but still got more cojones than the entire Mav team.

Boy, it must really smart then to get your asses beat down in the playoffs by such an outfit. The obsession continues...

[lefty]

Boy, it must really smart then to get your asses beat down in the playoffs by such an outfit. The obsession continues...
:rollin

[Findog]

wtf u know about me u faggot ass bitch that always sucks a 7ft 2 Dick

That's some very intelligent writing there. Clear, concise ideas expressed through proper grammar, spelling and punctuation.

[Rogue]

wtf u know about me u faggot ass bitch that always sucks a 7ft 2 Dick
jajajaja quien es la 7ft2 penis? la 7'6 pedazo de mierda?

[MavDynasty]

Damn, it took you that long to come back with something so uninspired?
Uninspired ! THAT's why Mavs have no title

Uninspired,maybe, but at least I'm not going to be the one rooting for gay men come October.

[Rogue]

wtf u know about me u faggot ass bitch that always sucks a 7ft 2 Dick
the truth hurts, doesn't it?

[lefty]

Uninspired,maybe, but at least I'm not going to be the one rooting for gay men come October.
You did since you choosed to root for the Mavs

[MavDynasty]

wtf u know about me u faggot ass bitch that always sucks a 7ft 2 Dick

lyk3 z0mg b4rack ob4mA KfC BowL 3ating hAppy birFday im f0rtee three

[manufan10]

la ingles de KBP es bueno, y tacker es bueno tambien en ingles. en comparicion para la idiota 23lebronjames23.

:lmao

So true.. :lol

[djohn2oo8]

Everybody is lookin at Lefty's sentence and are like "WTF?"

[MavDynasty]

You did since you choosed to root for the Mavs

Dirk may get hella ugly chicks but at least he ain't a homo like your boy Jefferson over there,

[manufan10]

Uninspired,maybe, but at least I'm not going to be the one rooting for gay men come October.

I won't be rooting for any gay man to be coming in October. :lol

[lefty]

Dirk: " You have great hair; btw honey, you are using too much mascara "

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/tgUFvdYagqtVJ4aLvEs6H9HUNQtbAMsFowhbQhDJBMb2Bhx-Clze7z7kXHMSgyYDUeS-K3IxQc3b18B5TXzUFLYVQD09V4TY/Photo_112308_009.jpg

[23LeBronJames23]

I won't be rooting for any gay man to be coming in October. :lol

is spurs fist game in october or november?

[Amarelooms]

i mean they got alot of talent.
Dirk (1 time MVP)
kidd (top 10 PG i guess)
jason terry(constitant 3pt shooter)
Howard( overall good player)

You are a douche bag...what a dummy :elephant

[dirk4mvp]

This is cute coming from a guy who's already admitted he's jumping ship when LeBron does.

[23LeBronJames23]

You are a douche bag...what a dummy :elephant

and ur in love wit purple dancing elaphant..

[djohn2oo8]

and ur in love wit purple dancing elaphant..

crickets chirping..............

[lefty]

She looks like a drag that's been chewing on rocks.

She is weird, isn't she?

And on top that, she's wearing a Mavs shirt

[lefty]

I didn't even notice the shirt due to that look on her grill. Dirk needs someone to help him screen these chics.

Me neither (true story)

Because I was talking about the weirdo on the right

[dirk4mvp]

They gave James Shaq, Moon, and Parker, and still no commitment from James.

Griffin, Kaman, Thornton, and Davis probably sound a little better to him.

[lefty]

I'm still tripping off her pic right now. She has that come hither look going.
:lol

[lefty]

http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20080722/000cf1bdd24509ef832901.jpg

[manufan10]

http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20080722/000cf1bdd24509ef832901.jpg

I thought of this when I saw this picture:

http://ithacork.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/warheads_logo.jpg

[lefty]

I thought of this when I saw this picture:

http://ithacork.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/warheads_logo.jpg
:lmao

[23LeBronJames23]

I thought of this when I saw this picture:

http://ithacork.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/warheads_logo.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Rogue]

wtf u know about me u faggot ass bitch that always sucks a 7ft 2 Dick
How about you have a taste of how it feels to get fucked by the 7'2 dick? I suggest you'd better not try this if you haven't got such a vagina big enough to match the 7'2 dick. If not, that dick would stab a big hole in your womb and thrust straightly into your mouth through your shitty torso. Then you would reap a perfect knowledge about how that 7'2 tastes, if you could remain alive.

[Culburn369]

You notice no one at all can respond to this? I wonder when LeBron is going to reach that Jordan respect level... I know it's going to come... I'm just not sure when.

Jordan was amazing, but he didn't win shit until he had great players around him.

LeBron will reach it when he gets that ring. He's fortunate ESPN & NY babysit his ass like they do. Some day they'll turn on him if he continues to fail, and it will be quite a sight when they do.

[Shank]

Great thread, guys. Way to bring it.

[KidCongo]

i mean they got alot of talent.
Dirk (1 time MVP)
kidd (top 10 PG i guess)
jason terry(constitant 3pt shooter)
Howard( overall good player)

Improve your shtick, your giving a bad-name to the 3 Cavs fans here.

[clambake]

is spurs fist game in october or november?

i see what you did.

[DJB]

Alright Mavs fans, you beat the Spurs in another playoff series we hear you.

Here ya go:
http://thehealthblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cookie.jpg

[timaios]

LeBron will reach it when he gets that ring. He's fortunate ESPN & NY babysit his ass like they do. Some day they'll turn on him if he continues to fail, and it will be quite a sight when they do.

If you swap Kobe for Lebron, are the Lakers the 2009 champions ?

[hater]

I don't think the Mavs suck. They are pretty decent team. Especially this year, they have some new faces that might contribute. They are not elite, but borderline.

[BlackBellamy]

Chokers : check

Wife beaters: check

Bike beaters: check

Softies: check

Overrated players: check

Head coaches that are very good, but don't have championship pedigree: check

Mark Cuban: check

Water cooler abusers too.

[IronMexican]

Is that the secret recipe for beating the Spurs?

:lol

[23LeBronJames23]

You notice no one at all can respond to this? I wonder when LeBron is going to reach that Jordan respect level... I know it's going to come... I'm just not sure when.

Jordan was amazing, but he didn't win shit until he had great players around him.

i hope it will happen next year

[lotr1trekkie]

Anyone who believes that a Kidd/Dirk/Howard big3 is leading to a championship is dreaming. YES, they beat us last in the first round. It was a predictable outcome once Manu was gone. ONLY brag when both teams are playing even. Tony/Tim/Manu way> Kidd/Dirk/Howard at all three positions. The Spurs look for players who fit into their system. The Mavs seem to seek out players who other teams don't want[Gooden, Marion]. Finally, I don't understand the kind of relationship Cuban & Nelson have. It seems as dysfunctional as the relationship Cubam had with Donny Sr..

[NickiRasgo]

I hate Mavs esp. when Marc Cuban do always trade his player for another star, like Antonie Walker-Jason Terry, Antawn Jamison-Jerry Stackhouse, Jerry Stackhouse-Shawn Marion and many more but I think the worst is Devin Harris-Jason Kidd. I'm not going to surprise if they will trade Jason Terry to another star someday or even Josh Howard and Dirk Nowitzki. I'm a Spurs' fan but Dallas Mavs is also a good team and a team to beat since 2003 but the problem is, I think is Marc Cuban.

[23LeBronJames23]

^^ thats what i was thinking^^

[nkdlunch]

mavs are good. just not good enough

[Findog]

I hate Mavs esp. when Marc Cuban do always trade his player for another star, like Antonie Walker-Jason Terry, Antawn Jamison-Jerry Stackhouse, Jerry Stackhouse-Shawn Marion and many more but I think the worst is Devin Harris-Jason Kidd. I'm not going to surprise if they will trade Jason Terry to another star someday or even Josh Howard and Dirk Nowitzki. I'm a Spurs' fan but Dallas Mavs is also a good team and a team to beat since 2003 but the problem is, I think is Marc Cuban.

Can someone parse this for me?

[clambake]

Can someone parse this for me?

something about trade to another star.

[Greg Oden]

Can someone parse this for me?

I think it has to do with the birth state of Barrack Obama.

[Findog]

something about trade to another star.

We traded our best players to Alpha Centauri? What?

[Findog]

I think it has to do with the birth state of Barrack Obama.

He wasn't born in a state, he was born in Kenya.

[My Fault]

Mavs create mismatches against the Spurs. Nothing more...

[Findog]

Mavs create mismatches against the Spurs. Nothing more...

Warriors create mismatches against the Mavs. Nothing more...

[Spurs_210]

Warriors create mismatches against the Mavs. Nothing more...
True

[BlackBellamy]

I think it has to do with the birth state of Barrack Obama.

Who the hell is "Barrack Obama"?

[djohn2oo8]

He wasn't born in a state, he was born in Kenya.

If you want to get political, then take it to the political forum.........Prove it!

[BadOdor]

lol, what's up with the "obama was born in kenya" shit? don't tell me someone was dumb enough to say that for realz?(woulden't be surprised if it was a rox fan - they are prett dumb).

[djohn2oo8]

lol, what's up with the "obama was born in kenya" shit? don't tell me someone was dumb enough to say that for realz?(woulden't be surprised if it was a rox fan - they are prett dumb).

it was findog.......but atleast we don't go around beating up fellow citizens, and acting like thugs

[Findog]

if you want to get political, then take it to the political forum.........prove it!

yhbt. Hand.

[23LeBronJames23]

Who the hell is "Barrack Obama"?

never heard of that name before