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mrsmaalox
08-07-2009, 12:14 PM
Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy'

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/woman-19469-cocaine-coochy.html


August 06, 2009 8:49 AM
Robbyn Brooks
Daily News


NICEVILLE — A woman was pulled over in her 1987 Chevrolet truck after a police officer noticed she didn't have tag lights.

According to her arrest report, Rahkia Marie Anderson, 18, of Fort Walton Beach, told the officer she knew one of her passengers had marijuana on him because she had smoked with him earlier.

The officer found a cut green straw in Anderson's purse that is consistent with what a person might use to snort cocaine. Anderson told the officer the straw wouldn't test positive for cocaine, but it would for Xanax, the report said.

Anderson was placed under arrest for possession of drug paraphernalia. Her arrest report noted she had identifying tattoos. Anderson has a butterfly on her left ear, five stars on her left hand and "Keith" on her crotch area.

While Anderson was in the Niceville Police Department holding cell, she was overheard talking to one of the passengers who had been in her truck. Anderson said she "had cocaine" in her "coochy," the report said. When officers questioned her about her statement, Anderson removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear.

The baggy contained a white powdery substance that field tested positive for the presence of cocaine. Anderson said her intention was to sell the drug.

Anderson was arrested on July 30 for felony possession of narcotics and possession of drug equipment.

Soul_Patch
08-07-2009, 12:17 PM
Anderson said her intention was to sell the drug.



lol....not too smart either.

eyeh8u
08-07-2009, 12:34 PM
the town is called NICEVILLE :)

jack sommerset
08-07-2009, 12:38 PM
:lol coochy

tp2021
08-07-2009, 12:42 PM
This is the best real-life representation of a dumb bitch that I have ever heard.

ChumpDumper
08-07-2009, 12:44 PM
How did she become such a skank in just 18 years?? I'm going to guess Keith and cocaine had something to do with it.

JudynTX
08-07-2009, 12:47 PM
She'll graduate to a whore in just a few years. :lol

Ed Helicopter Jones
08-07-2009, 12:50 PM
Keith is one lucky dude.

Bender
08-07-2009, 12:51 PM
the town is called NICEVILLE :)
yep, it's near Pleasantville

BacktoBasics
08-07-2009, 12:54 PM
Someone needs to teach them what not to say to the police. Fucking sang like birds.

Bender
08-07-2009, 12:55 PM
yeah, never volunteer info....

I. Hustle
08-07-2009, 02:51 PM
Keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

Keep Everything In The Hole

Summers
08-07-2009, 04:08 PM
That is someone who makes bad decisions.

I. Hustle
08-07-2009, 04:12 PM
That is someone who makes bad decisions.

For real? You just post that and slide right by my comedic gold? K.E.I.T.H?!

Summers
08-07-2009, 04:15 PM
For real? You just post that and slide right by my comedic gold? K.E.I.T.H?!

:lol I actually thought that was awesome.

I. Hustle
08-07-2009, 04:28 PM
:lol I actually thought that was awesome.

Well thanks I guess.

I just thought it would have gotten a better reaction with how fast I thought of it.

Oh well

Keep
Expecting
Idiots
To
Har Har






really? Har Har? that's what you want to go with?

Summers
08-07-2009, 04:35 PM
Well thanks I guess.

I just thought it would have gotten a better reaction with how fast I thought of it.

Oh well

Keep
Expecting
Idiots
To
Har Har







really? Har Har? that's what you want to go with?

Did you just call me an idiot?

I. Hustle
08-07-2009, 04:56 PM
Did you just call me an idiot?

:lol

marini martini
08-07-2009, 05:19 PM
Did you just call me an idiot?

You have Keith tatood down there too???:lol

manufan10
08-07-2009, 06:16 PM
Keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

Keep Everything In The Hole

:lmao


You have Keith tatood down there too???:lol

:lol


These days you gotta start young. It helps you stay ahead of the competition.

Cry Havoc
08-07-2009, 08:46 PM
Keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

Keep Everything In The Hole

:rollin

Strike
08-07-2009, 10:38 PM
:lol coochy

'Cooter' would have been better. I've always been partial to that term.

Strike
08-07-2009, 10:39 PM
keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

keep everything in the hole

post of the week!!!

Stringer_Bell
08-07-2009, 11:18 PM
I'm glad I finally know the proper spelling of "coochy." All these years I spelt it "coochie." Thank you, Niceville Police Department!